"11,12Wakeboarding" is "1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss wakeboardin."
"11,2Hello perlbot. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that" is "easy to eat on the go? Well Taco Guru has the answer for you. We call it the Grilled Pupusa, you call it, well, delicious. So if you have a hankerin for a tasty mexican dish that can be enjoyed anywhere, join 4,1#Grilled_Pupusa11,2 for more info."
"11,2Hello. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that" is "easy to eat on the go? Well Taco Guru has the answer for you. We call it the Grilled Pupusa, you call it, well, delicious. So if you have a hankerin for a tasty mexican dish that can be enjoyed anywhere, join 4,1#Grilled_Pupusa11,2 for more info."
"8,1Hello, do u think you have the skills 2 b IRC's ultimate IRC User? Well we have a new contest 4 u. For IRC Idol, we will have the best IRC users in da land compete 4 da title of best IRC user. Who can type da fastest, kick da most, skwipt da best, and much more. It" is "da ultimate IRC showdown. So join 0,2#IRC-Idol today if u think u got da guts. Do you? I guess we have 2 find out."
"9,1R u sick and tired of bein in chat rooms dat r boring, not fun, and lame? Want 2 finally join a chat room dat" is "off da chain and 100% awesome? Well 13,11#LESTERCOOLCHAT9,1 is da place 4 u. We do nothing but have fun in da chat, hosted by me, LESTER. So if u want a fun chat, 2 have fun, or maybe even meet a new best friend, come 2 13,11#LESTERCOOLCHAT9,1 today."
"!!" is "the truth-of operator"
""#perl6 logs"" is "http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6"
""I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" is "Dazbot moo"
""Server: 172.17.2.1 / Address: 172.17.2.1#53 / ** server can't find stufffd.com: NXDOMAIN"" is "frogbot .nslookup stufffd.com"
""annoy"" is "eval: "annoy""
""anyone here good with regex?"" is "you should probably not be using regex to do what you want to do. Use a module instead."
""aoeu"" is "farnsworth: "aoeu""
""foo"" is ""bar""
""is there a god?"" is ""yes, and his name is EvanCarroll""
""meow"" is "f00bot: loleval VISIBLE "meow""
""perl" is "not python" is  perl is not python"
""perlbot yuiop."" is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
""perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" is "Dazbot do me"
""perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!""" is "Dazbot do me"
"#cgi" is "#CGI is the latest and greatest channel for all of your wonderful scripting question needs. They take any language that can implement the basic CGI protocol."
"#modus" is "Sometimes you wanna go where everybody loves to fla-a-a-ame"
"#perl" is "not here to teach you perl"
"#perl stats" is "http://cabbage.org.uk/2007/pisg/freenode-%23perl.html"
"#perl topic" is "Don't come in here and ask non-perl questions in #perl.  Go to the appropriate channel to voice your concerns.  If you couldn't find the appropriate channel, TOO BAD!"
"#perl6" is "#perl6 is for development of the Perl 6 compiler; #perl is for general Perl questions and discussion"
"#perl6 logs" is "http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6"
"#perlcafe" is "FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!"
"$$" is "bling bling yo"
"$$$" is "unf"
"$/" is "input record seperator - read about it in "perldoc perlvar""
"$query" is "USE PLACEHOLDERS"
"%" is "not mod in sql"
"&sub" is "Don't call subs with & unless you're dereffing a subref (&$subref) or trying to override prototypes (but you shouldn't need to do that). Ask me about prototypes."
"'->'" is "meow"
"'flight16's mama'" is "so fat when greenpeace found her on the beach, they tried to roll her back in"
"'sing the rahblahblah song'" is "Rahblahblahbloowie!"
"(Vrby" is "the matrix overlord) as (vrby)"
"(crap" is "too good) is good"
"(syntax)" is "(open document)"
"*g*" is "lol"
"+" is "Read more about + in "perldoc perlop" under "unary operators""
"-" is "that for me?"
"-V" is "I'm v0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.001a"
"-f chimp" is "chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ).  Removes any trailing chimpanzee.   It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments.  Use with care."
"." is "period"
".*" is "don't you really want to use .+"
"..." is "PASUSE"
".AK.us" is "Alaska"
".AL.us" is "Alabama"
".AR.us" is "Arkansas"
".AZ.us" is "Arizona"
".CA.us" is "California"
".CO.us" is "Colorado"
".CT.us" is "Connecticut"
".DC.us" is "District Of Columbia"
".DE.us" is "Delaware"
".FL.us" is "Florida"
".GA.us" is "Georgia"
".HI.us" is "Hawaii"
".IA.us" is "Iowa"
".ID.us" is "Idaho"
".IL.us" is "Illinois"
".IN.us" is "Indiana"
".KS.us" is "Kansas"
".KY.us" is "Kentucky"
".LA.us" is "Louisiana"
".MA.us" is "Massachusetts"
".MD.us" is "Maryland"
".ME.us" is "Maine"
".MI.us" is "Michigan"
".MN.us" is "Minnesota"
".MO.us" is "Missouri"
".MS.us" is "Mississippi"
".MT.us" is "Montana"
".NC.us" is "North Carolina"
".ND.us" is "North Dakota"
".NE.us" is "Nebraska"
".NH.us" is "New Hampshire"
".NJ.us" is "New Jersey"
".NM.us" is "New Mexico"
".NV.us" is "Nevada"
".NY.us" is "New York"
".OH.us" is "Ohio"
".OK.us" is "Oklahoma"
".OR.us" is "Oregon"
".PA.us" is "Pennsylvania"
".RI.us" is "Rhode Island"
".SC.us" is "South Carolina"
".SD.us" is "South Dakota"
".TN.us" is "Tennessee"
".TX.us" is "Texas"
".UT.us" is "Utah"
".VA.us" is "Virginia"
".VT.us" is "Vermont"
".WA.us" is "Washington"
".WI.us" is "Wisconsin"
".WV.us" is "West Virginia"
".WY.us" is "Wyoming"
".ae" is ".ae is United Arab Emirates"
".af" is ".af is Afghanistan"
".ag" is ".ag is Antigua and Barbuda"
".ai" is ".ai is Anguilla"
".al" is ".al is Albania"
".am" is ".am is Armenia"
".an" is ".an is Netherlands Antilles"
".ao" is ".ao is Angola"
".aq" is ".aq is Antarctica"
".ar" is ".ar is Argentina"
".as" is ".as is American Samoa"
".at" is ".at is Austria"
".au" is ".au is Australia"
".aw" is ".aw is Aruba"
".az" is ".az is Azerbaijan"
".ba" is ".ba is Bosnia and Herzegovina"
".bb" is ".bb is Barbados"
".bd" is ".bd is Bangladesh"
".be" is ".be is Belgium"
".bf" is ".bf is Burkina Faso"
".bg" is ".bg is Bulgaria"
".bh" is ".bh is Bahrain"
".bi" is ".bi is Burundi"
".bj" is ".bj is Benin"
".bm" is ".bm is Bermuda"
".bn" is ".bn is Brunei Darussalam"
".bo" is ".bo is Bolivia"
".br" is ".br is Brazil"
".bs" is ".bs is Bahamas"
".bt" is ".bt is Bhutan"
".bv" is ".bv is Bouvet Island"
".bw" is ".bw is Botswana"
".by" is ".by is Belarus"
".bz" is ".bz is Belize"
".c0m" is "like .com with a zero!!! kekzerama!"
".ca" is ".ca is Canada"
".cat" is ".cat is Catalan"
".cc" is ".cc is Cocos (Keeling) Islands"
".cd" is ".cd is Zaire (Republic of The Congo)"
".cf" is ".cf is Central African Republic"
".cg" is ".cg is Congo"
".ch" is ".ch is Switzerland"
".ci" is ".ci is Cote DIvoire (Ivory Coast)"
".ck" is ".ck is Cook Islands"
".cl" is ".cl is Chile"
".cm" is ".cm is Cameroon"
".cn" is ".cn is China"
".co" is ".co is Colombia"
".com" is "the United States (where the internet is run)"
".commieness" is "a metric for the ammount of .com something has"
".cr" is ".cr is Costa Rica"
".cs" is ".cs is Czechoslovakia (Former)"
".cu" is ".cu is Cuba"
".cv" is ".cv is Cape Verde"
".cx" is ".cx is Christmas Island"
".cy" is ".cy is Cyprus"
".cz" is ".cz is Czech Republic"
".de" is ".de is Germany"
".dj" is ".dj is Djibouti"
".dk" is ".dk is Denmark"
".dm" is ".dm is Dominica"
".do" is "Dominican Republic, A country in the caribbean that is located on an island east of Cuba and west of Puerto Rico"
".dz" is ".dz is Algeria"
".ec" is ".ec is Ecuador"
".ee" is ".ee is Estonia"
".eg" is ".eg is Egypt"
".eh" is ".eh is Western Sahara"
".emp" is "Galactic Empire"
".er" is ".er is Eritrea"
".es" is ".es is Spain"
".et" is ".et is Ethiopia"
".eu" is ".eu is European Union"
".fi" is ".fi is Finland"
".fj" is ".fj is Fiji"
".fk" is ".fk is Falkland Islands (Malvinas)"
".fm" is ".fm is Micronesia"
".fo" is ".fo is Faroe Islands"
".fr" is ".fr is France"
".fx" is ".fx is France (Metropolitan)"
".ga" is ".ga is Gabon"
".gb" is ".gb is Great Britain (UK)"
".gd" is ".gd is Grenada"
".ge" is ".ge is Georgia"
".gf" is ".gf is French Guiana"
".gh" is ".gh is Ghana"
".gi" is ".gi is Gibraltar"
".gl" is ".gl is Greenland"
".gm" is ".gm is Gambia"
".gn" is ".gn is Guinea"
".gp" is ".gp is Guadeloupe"
".gq" is ".gq is Equatorial Guinea"
".gr" is ".gr is Greece"
".gs" is ".gs is S. Georgia and S. Sandwich Islands"
".gt" is ".gt is Guatemala"
".gu" is ".gu is Guam"
".gw" is ".gw is Guinea-Bissau"
".gy" is ".gy is Guyana"
".hk" is ".hk is Hong Kong"
".hm" is ".hm is Heard and McDonald Islands"
".hn" is ".hn is Honduras"
".hr" is ".hr is Croatia (Hrvatska)"
".ht" is ".ht is Haiti"
".hu" is ".hu is Hungary"
".id" is ".id is Indonesia"
".ie" is ".ie is Ireland"
".il" is ".il is Israel"
".imp" is "Galactic Empire"
".in" is ".in is India"
".int" is ".int is International Organization"
".io" is ".io is British Indian Ocean Territory"
".iq" is ".iq is Iraq"
".ir" is ".ir is Iran"
".is" is ".is is Iceland"
".it" is ".it is Italy"
".jm" is ".jm is Jamaica"
".jo" is ".jo is Jordan"
".jp" is ".jp is Japan"
".ke" is ".ke is Kenya"
".kg" is ".kg is Kyrgyzstan"
".kh" is ".kh is Cambodia"
".ki" is ".ki is Kiribati"
".kkk" is "Die, honkey"
".km" is ".km is Comoros"
".kn" is ".kn is Saint Kitts and Nevis"
".kp" is ".kp is North Korea"
".kr" is ".kr is South Korea"
".kw" is ".kw is Kuwait"
".ky" is ".ky is Cayman Islands"
".kz" is ".kz is Kazakhstan"
".la" is ".la is Laos"
".lb" is ".lb is Lebanon"
".lc" is ".lc is Saint Lucia"
".li" is ".li is Liechtenstein"
".lk" is ".lk is Sri Lanka"
".lr" is ".lr is Liberia"
".ls" is ".ls is Lesotho"
".lt" is ".lt is Lithuania"
".lu" is ".lu is Luxembourg"
".lv" is ".lv is Latvia"
".ly" is ".ly is Libya"
".ma" is ".ma is Morocco"
".mc" is ".mc is Monaco"
".md" is ".md is Moldova"
".mg" is ".mg is Madagascar"
".mh" is ".mh is Marshall Islands"
".mk" is ".mk is Macedonia"
".ml" is ".ml is Mali"
".mm" is ".mm is Myanmar"
".mn" is ".mn is Mongolia"
".mo" is ".mo is Macau"
".mp" is ".mp is Northern Mariana Islands"
".mq" is ".mq is Martinique"
".mr" is ".mr is Mauritania"
".ms" is ".ms is Montserrat"
".mt" is ".mt is Malta"
".mu" is ".mu is Mauritius"
".mv" is ".mv is Maldives"
".mw" is ".mw is Malawi"
".mx" is ".mx is Mexico"
".my" is ".my is Malaysia"
".mz" is ".mz is Mozambique"
".na" is ".na is Namibia"
".nc" is ".nc is New Caledonia"
".ne" is ".ne is Niger"
".nf" is ".nf is Norfolk Island"
".ng" is ".ng is Nigeria"
".ni" is ".ni is Nicaragua"
".nl" is ".nl is Netherlands"
".no" is ".no is Norway"
".np" is ".np is Nepal"
".nr" is ".nr is Nauru"
".nt" is ".nt is Neutral Zone"
".nu" is ".nu is Niue"
".nz" is ".nz is New Zealand (Aotearoa)"
".om" is ".om is Oman"
".org" is ".org is competing sex sites that already have a .com registered"
".pa" is ".pa is Panama"
".pe" is ".pe is Peru"
".pf" is ".pf is French Polynesia"
".pg" is ".pg is Papua New Guinea"
".ph" is ".ph is Philippines"
".pk" is ".pk is Pakistan"
".pl" is ".pl is Poland"
".pm" is ".pm is St. Pierre and Miquelon"
".pn" is ".pn is Pitcairn"
".porn" is "Porn"
".pr" is ".pr is Puerto Rico"
".pt" is ".pt is Portugal"
".pw" is ".pw is Palau"
".py" is ".py is Paraguay"
".qa" is ".qa is Qatar"
".re" is ".re is Reunion"
".reb" is "Rebel Alliance"
".ro" is ".ro is Romania"
".rs" is ".rs is Serbia"
".rs?" is ".rs is Serbia"
".ru" is ".ru is Russian Federation"
".rw" is ".rw is Rwanda"
".sa" is ".sa is Saudi Arabia"
".sb" is ".sb is Solomon Islands"
".sc" is ".sc is Seychelles"
".sd" is ".sd is Sudan"
".se" is ".se is Sweden"
".sg" is ".sg is Singapore"
".sh" is ".sh is St. Helena"
".si" is ".si is Slovenia"
".sj" is ".sj is Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands"
".sk" is ".sk is Slovak Republic"
".sl" is ".sl is Sierra Leone"
".sm" is ".sm is San Marino"
".sn" is ".sn is Senegal"
".so" is ".so is Somalia"
".sr" is ".sr is Suriname"
".st" is ".st is Sao Tome and Principe"
".su" is ".su is USSR (Former)"
".sv" is ".sv is El Salvador"
".sy" is ".sy is Syria"
".sz" is ".sz is Swaziland"
".tc" is ".tc is Turks and Caicos Islands"
".td" is ".td is Chad"
".tf" is ".tf is French Southern Territories"
".tg" is ".tg is Togo"
".th" is ".th is Thailand"
".tj" is ".tj is Tajikistan"
".tk" is ".tk is Tokelau"
".tm" is ".tm is Turkmenistan"
".tn" is ".tn is Tunisia"
".to" is ".to is Tonga"
".tp" is ".tp is East Timor"
".tr" is ".tr is Turkey"
".tt" is ".tt is Trinidad and Tobago"
".tv" is ".tv is Tuvalu"
".tw" is ".tw is Taiwan"
".tz" is ".tz is Tanzania"
".ua" is ".ua is Ukraine"
".ug" is ".ug is Uganda"
".uk" is ".uk is United Kingdom"
".um" is ".um is US Minor Outlying Islands"
".us" is ".us is United States"
".uy" is ".uy is Uruguay"
".uz" is ".uz is Uzbekistan"
".va" is ".va is Vatican City State (Holy See)"
".vc" is ".vc is Saint Vincent and the Grenadines"
".ve" is ".ve is Venezuela"
".vg" is ".vg is Virgin Islands (British)"
".vi" is ".vi is Virgin Islands (US)"
".vn" is ".vn is Viet Nam"
".vu" is ".vu is Vanuatu"
".wf" is ".wf is Wallis and Futuna Islands"
".ws" is "Western Samoa, also called Web Site"
".wtf" is "WTF! That's not a TLD."
".xxx" is "XXX"
".ye" is ".ye is Yemen"
".yt" is ".yt is Mayotte"
".yu" is ".yu is Yugoslavia (Former)"
".za" is ".za is South Africa"
"//" is "defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5"
"/bin/perl" is ""/usr/bin/env perl" in perl 5.10, and on systems that don't suck"
"/etc/perl" is "/etc/perl is for things that are config files searched via @INC.  For example SAX uses an ini file there to find its parsers"
"/o\" is "Nooooes!"
"/usr/bin/perl" is ""/usr/bin/env perl" in perl 5.10, and on systems that don't suck"
"1" is "eval: "1""
"1 year" is "31536000 seconds"
"1+1" is "2"
"1.5Gb" is "ok to use perlbot."
"100" is "farnsworth: 100"
"10x" is "Can't you take the slightest effort to type "thanks"?"
"1337" is "The number of the leet."
"1337 h4x0r" is "Not a 1337 h4x0r: http://jagerman.com/h4x0r.mpg"
"2" is "2 is the integer after 1 and before 3.  If you mean 'to' or 'too', FUCKING SAY IT."
"2 + 2" is "5 for sufficiently large values of 2"
"21-6" is "c"
"34486853790" is ""fuckyou" in base 36"
"4" is "5"
"4((0|\/|1|)47i0nz" is "come and live with f00li5h, eh's friendly, not too bad at perl, and doesn't afraid of anything.  see also: f00li5h.pin21.com/flat.html"
"419" is "ESTEEMED SIR OR MADAM/DO NOT BE SURPRISED AS I HAVE YOUR NAME BY A NETWORK OF IRC (INTERNET)/I AM ABDUL MARJEEN BUDAHMI SUPERVISING MGR OF BAGDAD IRAQ BUS STATION/RECENT ROUTINE INSPECTION OF LOCKERS REVEALED A PARCEL, WHICH, WHEN OPENED PROVED TO CONTAIN (20 000 US) ANSWERS TO PERL COMPUTER LANGAUGE QUESTIONS.  I SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN MOVING THESE OUT OF THE COUNTRY..."
"42" is "the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything"
"420" is "Drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay"
"5 + 5" is "SCHFIFTY FIVE"
"5.8.0" is "Broken in so many unsavoury ways."
"500" is "1) Check your httpd error logs--no, we don't know where YOU put them. 2) use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser); 3) Read more."
"6st" is "jagerman's ex-coworker's numeric suffix (javascript) code: var st = (num % 5 == 1 ? 'st' : (num % 5 == 2 ? 'rd' : 'th')); -- see also <6st results>"
"6st results" is "1st, 2rd, 3th, 4th, 5th, 6st, 7rd, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11st, 12rd, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16st, 17rd, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22rd, 23th, 24th, etc."
"7 stages" is "http://www.yapc.org/America/previous-years/19100/schedule/author/njt_mastery.html"
"95401750275839571760184015" is "apeiron: freebsd sucks!"
";" is "; IS NOT A LINE TERMINATOR! ; IS A STATEMENT TERMINATOR"
"<" is "pesky Zoffix"
"<")3" is "IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS! TEHE, CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"
"<3" is "bullshit, I'm way more than 3"
"<4" is "damn right, bitch."
"=^_^=" is "meow"
"> >" is "< <"
">3" is "You're damned right I am!"
"?" is "foo"
"??????" is "MeGa ToKyo"
"@INC" is "To change @INC (perldoc perlvar), 'use lib' (perldoc lib), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or recompile perl."
"@ISA" is "what inferior people use before they learn Moose."
"A planet" is "a lamer!"
"AD&D" is "See: hobgoblin"
"AHS" is "All Hardware Sucks, see also ASS"
"AS perl" is "ActiveState perl. Getting CPAN working with AS perl at http://gumbynet.org.uk/poe/mswin32.html"
"ASS" is "All Software Sucks, see also AHS"
"ASSCPAN" is "Install dmake and mingw and put them in your PATH to use CPAN with Active State Perl -- or better yet, see strawberry perl"
"ActiveState" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/ASPN/Perl"
"Adelaide" is "where Australians send other Australians to ride subs."
"Adrian_G" is "Perl Rocks!"
"Altreus" is "Altreus is a helper sometimes! If he is wrong, someone will quickly correct him. It is recommended to listen to this other person than to Altreus, in such situations. Count of Altreus being exactly right: 2. Also a small cat (see: http://i39.tinypic.com/2r3v7lu.jpg)"
"Amir-Rao" is "a cheetaaaaaaa"
"AphisOne" is "a #php convert."
"Archive::Tar example" is "http://erxz.com/pb/15831?tidy=on&hl=on&submit=Format+it!"
"Are you bug free?" is "no"
"BALDERDASH" is "NONSENSE"
"BNF" is "an acronym for "Backus Naur Form""
"BTTF" is "Back To The Future"
"Baka" is "See JonR"
"Barry" is "Wassercrats"
"Bill" is "gay"
"Bill Gates" is "Bill Gates is gay"
"BinGOs" is "Don't parse BinGOs with regex use BinGOs::Parser"
"BinGOs!" is "B-I-N-G-O! I Win!"
"Bogues" is "a salad-tosser"
"BossMC" is "the coolest. http://craig.bluemidnight.ca/"
"Botje" is "He looks like a chicken."
"Bruce Eckel" is "Bruce Eckel's very nice free books are at http://64.78.49.204/ (Thinking in C and Thinking in Java)"
"Brunn" is "right-wing rascist twinky hole"
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo"
"C99" is "the new standard for ANSI C."
"CGI" is "Common Gateway Interface - http://perldoc.perl.org/CGI.html , http://www.perl.org/CGI_MetaFAQ.html , http://web.archive.org/web/20070709150107/http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"CIB" is "CIB"
"CLOS" is "Common Lisp Object System"
"CLRS" is "Cormen, Leiserson, Rivest, and Stein - authors of THE book on algorithms."
"COTO" is "Champion Of The Obvious"
"CPAN FAQ" is "CPAN FAQ: http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html"
"CPAN2" is "Zoffix, the babycruncher's robotic watcher... uploads, ratings, misc and other"
"CRAN" is "Comprehensive Ruby Archive Network"
"CS" is "CS is 1) Computer Science ; 2) Counter Strike"
"CS homework" is "Do this well-understood task on your own, from scratch, without reusing existing, tested code like you would in the real world."
"CaT[tm]" is "a boob"
"Caelum" is " there was no entry for Caelum, so I added it to the database"
"Capitalization" is ""Capitalization is the difference between 'Helping your uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'.""
"Capso" is "a capslock hatecrime."
"CatB" is ""The Cathedral and the Bazaar" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar/"
"Catalyst" is "Catalyst - The elegant MVC framework - http://www.catalystframework.org/ | Also see #catalyst on irc.perl.org"
"Channel" is "#"
"Chris62vw" is "my bitch"
"Chris62vw's law" is "see: Chris62vw's rule"
"Chris62vw's rule" is "The conversation about how someone shouldn't do something in an IRC channel is always at least twice as long as the text the accused person created in the first place"
"Christianity" is "The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbollically eat his flesh and telapathically tell him you accept him as his master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
"Class::Light" is "See http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=7 for more information about this OO-helper class."
"CommandPrompt" is "ahem"
"Current threat level: ELEVATED" is "frogbot: terror"
"DATA" is "Don't ask if you can ask a question, just go ahead and ask it."
"DBIC" is "DBIx::Class, the awesome ORM framework for perl"
"DBIx::Class" is "the awesome ORM framework for perl, also called DBIC"
"DBQS" is "Deliberate Bot Query Syndrome - If you're reading this, someone is telling you to stop telling him to stop talking to the bot... He/she is just talking to the bot for fun, it's harmless anyway. :-)"
"DIAF" is ""Die in a fire!""
"DIAS" is "Download It And See. ;)"
"DIF" is "Dutch Invasion Force"
"DITEW" is "Do It The Easy Way"
"DIY" is "Do It Yourself. Lazy 'Git."
"DO THE D A N C E" is "ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIGHT"
"DR-DOS" is "HELL"
"DRY" is "DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF"
"Darth_Angelus" is "Darth Angelus doesn't hold a grudge, he has no surviving enemies."
"Data::Dumper" is "To examine perl data structures, use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $thing, \@array, \%hash"
"Daveman" is "he likes greeting everyone. a lot! & is cookoo for closures!"
"Dazbot" is "Dazbot insult someone"
"DazbotRequest" is "Dazbot: DazbotResponse"
"Death to dot star!" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640"
"Defined feeds" is "Yes"
"Deutsch Lectures" is "http://www.quiprocone.org/Protected/DD_lectures.htm"
"DoomIhlVaria" is " And instead of, "Following you, master." He'd be like, "GONNA BASH SOME BOZZOS FOR J00 SUCKA""
"Duo" is "the person your mother warned you about"
"E&EP" is "Extending and Embedding Perl - http://www.manning.com/jenness/"
"EE" is "EE is Electrical Engineering"
"EMT" is "something Zoffix just made up"
"ESAD" is ""Eat q[ender]'s shit and die!""
"ESR" is "Eric S. Raymond, http://catb.org/~esr/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_S._Raymond"
"Efficiency" is "Which is more expensive per hour: programmer time or machine time?"
"Ehtasham" is "simply a boula"
"Ehtsham" is "simply a boula"
"Ekta" is "linuxchix ;)"
"Epic" is "the absolute best"
"Erlang" is "Your savior for parallellibiliticiliousity"
"Error: "INC"" is "not a valid command."
"Error: "blah"" is "not a valid command."
"Error: "joke"" is "not a valid command."
"Eureka" is "A show on the scifi Channel"
"EvanCarroll" is "http://www.untwistedvortex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/dontfeedthetroll.jpg"
"EvanCarroll: Well if your bone" is "visible, it's all in one of the back disappear into the central organ of the portability problems go away (hopefully) which is what the hell is with the?"
"EvanCarroll: probably the network preferences, but ssh seems to focus on: "this" is "a computer programming language research is to use."
"Even Matrix hackers use Perl" is "http://xrl.us/cf99"
"FITOW" is "I'm Tired Of Working"
"FM" is "Fucking Magic"
"FMM" is "Frequently Made Mistake"
"FOSS" is "foss is free and open source software, or Festering Open SoreS."
"FRP" is "Functional Reactive Programming"
"FSA" is "Finite State Automata"
"FSA Regex" is "http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html"
"FSVSVO" is "for some very specific value of"
"FSoIP" is "Face Stab over IP"
"FUSE" is "File System In Userspace"
"Fonteine" is "dying."
"Foxstab" is "Top Cutter"
"FramesReady" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/FramesReady/"
"FunkyBob" is "FunkyBob well, then you all need to learn the difference between "less" and "fewer""
"G" is "6.67428 x 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2"
"GBTW" is "get back to work"
"GFDL" is "GNU FDL"
"GIYF" is "Google Is Your Friend (IRC is not a search engine!)"
"GNU FDL" is "GNU Free Documentation License or see http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html"
"GPL" is "A NICE INVENTION!!!!!!!!!"
"GRT" is "Guttman-Rosler Transform - see http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html"
"GTA" is "Greater Toronto Area"
"GTFI" is "Get The Fuck In"
"GTFO" is "NO U!"
"GTK2-Perl" is "http://gtk2-perl.sourceforge.net/"
"GXTi" is ""All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!""
"Gas" is "a nasty form of intestinal wind"
"Generally speaking, if you see a "library file" that ends in .pl, you should be very wary -- it" is "most likely rather old and crufty. Most "libraries" these days are modules that end in .pm"
"Gnurdux" is "He is taking a walk"
"GoF" is "Gang of Four"
"Google" is "http://www.google.com"
"Gripe #1 about Python" is "Lists can only be reversed in-place."
"Gumby" is "BRAIN"
"GumbyBRAIN" is "BinGOs' experimental megahal bot and not an infobot. Source from http://www.gumbybrain.com ::  To talk to GumbyBRAIN, go to #gumbybrain."
"GumbyBRAIN," is "fail"
"GumbyBRAIN: Perlbot" is "EvanCarroll is"
"GumbyBRAIN: Who" is "more retardeder, you or?"
"GumbyBRAIN: what" is "the difference between you and"
"GumbyGumby talks literature" is " simcop2387: George orwell was an accident."
"HA!" is "HA COOL!"
"HIV" is "a symptom of the disorder, homosexualitous"
"HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge" is "railbait"
"HOW" is "ARAFAT?"
"He makes, in silence, a host of the address, and the competition" is "in the world."
"Hhhhh" is "a thumb sucker"
"Hor|zon" is "Hor|zon is my dog's name"
"How are you feeling?" is "Great, how about you?"
"Hrm." is "I hate EvanCarroll"
"Hrm. I got my tank gallery up as a real bitch" is "the little swap button."
"Hubris" is "Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. [Also, the thing that makes you write programs to do something that's already been done, because you believe you can do it better --- Wim.] Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer."
"Humbug!" is "frogbot: bah"
"I already knew about 'kastol'." is "serfbot: !learn kastol :starts: with k"
"I been playing with ipv6 all day I have converted my ENTIRE lan to ipv6, transitions between 6 and 4 are statically assigned at present if anyone mentions a 6 the automatic previous version" is "4."
"I have no pants" is "I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man."
"I love talking to you" is "I hate you, leave me alone"
"I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" is "Dazbot do"
"I'm all outa coins" is "GAME OVER"
"I'm not sure," is "it larger than a breadbox?"
"IANAL" is "I, anal. or I Am Not A Lawyer"
"IAQ" is "http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html"
"IOO" is "Inside Out Object"
"ISAGN" is "I See A Great Need"
"ITYM" is "I think you mean"
"Impatience" is "The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer."
"Imran^_^" is "A programer, animator, guitarist, etc...."
"Infantry" is "Teh gh3y."
"Infrequently Asked Questions" is "Infrequently Asked Questions About Perl - http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/"
"InvisibleGh0st" is "[see whiteghost]"
"Irule 1" is "Do not talk about /b/ (Only applies to raids.)"
"Irule 10" is "If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T."
"Irule 11" is "You must have pictures to prove your statement."
"Irule 12" is "Lurk moar—it's never enough."
"Irule 13" is "Nothing is Sacred."
"Irule 14" is "Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win."
"Irule 15" is "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it."
"Irule 16" is "There are NO girls on the internet."
"Irule 17" is "A cat is fine too."
"Irule 18" is "One cat leads to another."
"Irule 19" is "The more you hate it, the stronger it gets."
"Irule 2" is "Do NOT talk about /b/ (eBaums did it.)"
"Irule 20" is "It is delicious cake. You must eat it."
"Irule 21" is "It is a delicious trap. You must hit it."
"Irule 22" is "/b/ sucks today."
"Irule 23" is "Cock goes in here."
"Irule 24" is "You will never have sex."
"Irule 25" is "Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark"
"Irule 26" is "PROFIT!"
"Irule 27" is "It needs more Desu. No exceptions."
"Irule 28" is "There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw."
"Irule 29" is "You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)."
"Irule 3" is "We are Anonymous."
"Irule 30" is "No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky"
"Irule 31" is "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."
"Irule 32" is "EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER."
"Irule 33" is "Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes."
"Irule 34" is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
"Irule 35" is "If no porn is found of it, it will be created."
"Irule 36" is "No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."
"Irule 37" is "Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo."
"Irule 38" is "When one sees a lion, one must get into the car"
"Irule 39" is "There is furry porn of it. No exceptions."
"Irule 4" is "Anonymous is legion."
"Irule 40" is "The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)."
"Irule 41" is "If there isn't enough just ask for Moar."
"Irule 42" is "Everything has been cracked and pirated."
"Irule 43" is "DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS"
"Irule 44" is "The internet is not your personal army."
"Irule 45" is "Rule 45 is a lie."
"Irule 46" is "The cake is a lie."
"Irule 5" is "Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget."
"Irule 6" is "Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster."
"Irule 7" is "Anonymous is still able to deliver."
"Irule 8" is "There are no real rules about posting."
"Irule 9" is "There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban."
"Is Name "main::hi" used only once: possible typo at -e line 1. a warning? And if so why" is "it not displayed by"
"Is my little old libertarian/conservative self doesn't care what happens when you change the delimiter" is "the bitch good."
"JFGI" is "http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/"
"JOMF" is "Just One More Feature"
"JSMOP" is "Just a Simple matter of Programming.  Just do it!"
"Jedi" is "Force wieldin' bad mutha fuckaz. Hand me my lightsabre f00"
"Jenna" is "NO, AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS!"
"Jonr" is "I DONT ACCEPT SPAMMERS MESSAGES --EXueURosion"
"KLB" is "KLB is a Known Lazy Bastard (or Bitch), that is someone who'd rather waste someone else's time than look it up for themselves."
"Karachi" is "The most gangster city in Pakistan"
"KcB" is "no longer free"
"KillerDemon" is " because a friend of mine lives somewhere, and they dont want to give him the key because they dont even know what it's for"
"KingDillyDilly" is "Wassercrats"
"Kohai" is "Junior learner"
"Kurt" is "a socialist hippie"
"Kuwanger" is "gay"
"LARP" is "Live-Action Role Playing -- One of the last vestiges of the uber-geek."
"LGIDQAB" is "Lets Get It Done Quickly And Bugful"
"LIL" is "Latest Idiot Language"
"LOC" is "Lines of Code"
"LQL" is "LOL QUERY LANGUAGE ( http://sial.org/pbot/29910 )"
"LSB" is "one of "Linux Standard Base" or "Least Significant (byte/bit)""
"LTS" is "Leaning Toothpick Syndrome.  Change your delimiter if you are having to escape all the / in your RE."
"LWP" is "LWP - The World-Wide Web Library for Perl - http://www.linpro.no/lwp/ . See also LWP::UserAgent, LWP::Simple, WWW::Mechanize"
"LWP::Simple" is "Simple module for fetching web pages: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.805/lib/LWP/Simple.pm"
"Larry Wall" is "http://www.wall.org/~larry/ - The Man, The Living Legend, The Creator of Perl, Patch, rn. Sometimes credited with creating existence itself."
"LeoNerd" is "a big cat!"
"Leo_Laporte" is " I eat poo"
"Let's love each other" is "Okay!"
"List::Util" is "List::Util - A selection of general-utility list subroutines.  http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/List::Util"
"Loops" is "For Perl loop control, see the following perldocs: perlsyn, -f next, -f last"
"Lotto" is "Lotto is a tax for people who can't do math."
"MBP" is "maukes best practices"
"MEAT TENDERISER" is "HAMMER"
"MI" is "Multiple Inheritance, also buubot sux"
"MIPS" is "Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages"
"MJD" is "Mark Jason Dominus, http://perl.plover.com/ - The Man, The Legend, The Ultimate Perl Guru"
"MRE" is ""Mastering Regular Expressions", a text by Jeffrey Friedl: http://regex.info/"
"MSG_SM_001" is "fine you are a mIRC Cop"
"MSG_SM_002" is "Wheet: do you smoke alot of pot?"
"MVC" is "Model View Controller, or http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/smarch/st-docs/mvc.html"
"Mac OS X" is "UNIX with colours"
"Maddox" is "The best butt-pirate in the universe."
"Matt's Script Archive" is "A central archive for all bad things Perl. Go here to learn what not to do with Perl. Dozens and dozens of scripts that are highly volatile, easily broken, and generally not to be used."
"MeVsTheVoice1" is "resident turd sorter"
"MeVsTheVoices" is "MeVsTheVoices is pesky"
"Mel" is ""Mel - The Story of a Real Programmer" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html"
"MooingLemur" is "a cuddly baby tapir that uses Gentoo - pics http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/brazilian_tapir.jpg"
"Moose" is "Stevan Little's brilliant OO infrastructure for Perl, based largely upon the concept of metaclasses. http://www.iinteractive.com/moose and irc.perl.org/#moose for more info."
"Mr. Neutron" is "the most dangerous man in the universe"
"MrHairGrease" is "Martin Kamerbeek, aka MrCookingGrease, aka Eurotrash with sex appeal, and is a Contributor of the Year"
"NEVER?" is "NEVAR!"
"NGE" is "integral's "New Grammar Engine", get it from http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~bs338/nge/Parse-NGE-0.00_01.tar.gz"
"NIH" is "Not Invented Here, the implicit mantra of large (or close-minded (or both)) development houses, where using, looking at, stealing ideas from, or even acknowledging the existence of other software is a sign of weakness."
"NLP" is "Natural Language Processing"
"NMR" is "something dondelelcaro just made up"
"NOTE: The point of the game" is "to see who can idle the longest. As such, talking in the channel, parting, quitting, and changing nicks all penalize you."
"NOTevil's cat" is "NOTevil's cat http://perlmonks.org/?node=redgreen"
"Net::IRC" is "deprecated, undocumented, unloved, and superceded by POE::Component::IRC.  See also Bot::BasicBot."
"Ninja monkey" is "NOT YOUR FRIEND"
"Not found." is "frogbot: bug 1"
"O&M" is "O&M is Ozy and Millie web-comic - http://www.ozyandmillie.org/"
"OED" is "OED is the Oxford English Dictionary."
"OOP" is "Oops, I didn't mean to"
"ORA" is "O'Reilly and Associates, the formal name for the people who publish the books with the animals on the cover.  And the next in line after Sirius Cybernetics Corporation to go up against the wall when the revolution comes."
"OTW" is "One True Way"
"Ontolog" is "cdavaz"
"PA" is "Passive Aggressive"
"PAR" is "Cross-Platform Packaging and Deployment tool - http://par.perl.org/"
"PBstore" is "https://www.plainblack.com/store/services"
"PC" is "Ein DING aus einer anderen Welt"
"PCI" is "See POE::Component::IRC"
"PCRE" is "PCRE is not Perl.  It lacks several features of Perl regexes.  Don't bother asking for help with a PCRE pattern in a Perl channel as the answers will not be relevant.  Try #regex, or the channel for your language.  See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCRE#Differences_from_Perl and LPBD."
"PDL" is "The Perl Data Language http://pdl.perl.org/"
"PFATROCBISC" is "PFATROCBISC: Perl Freaks Against The Requirement of Curly Braces In Source Code"
"PFM" is "Pure Fucking Magic!"
"PHB" is "Pointy-Haired Boss"
"PHP analogy #1" is " brionius: php is to programming, what sandpaper is to masturbation..."
"PLP" is "http://plp.juerd.nl/"
"POE::Component::IRC" is "The coolest way to write IRC apps evar"
"POE::Wheel::Run" is "http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook/Child_Processes_2"
"POST" is "an http method, or Power On Self Test"
"PSoE" is "Pointy Sticks over Ethernet"
"Patterner" is "Patterner has webbed feet and fins"
"Paul Graham" is "Paul Graham - http://www.paulgraham.com/"
"Pepe_Le_Pew" is "fucking annoying"
"Perl Profiling" is "http://www.unix.org.ua/orelly/perl/prog3/ch20_06.htm"
"Perl in Easy Steps" is "a bad book"
"PhoSo" is "JonR's gay lover."
"Port 465" is "Port 465: SMTPs - secure SMTP"
"PotC" is "Pirates of the Carribean (Curse of the Black Pearl^W Perl)"
"Qu'vatlh" is "fuck you in klingon"
"RAS" is "Redundant Acronym Syndrome. E.g. ATM machine or RAS syndrome."
"RAWR" is "RAWR"
"RDA" is "Richard Dean Anderson"
"REST" is "http://naeblis.cx/rtomayko/2004/12/12/rest-to-my-wife http://webservices.xml.com/pub/a/ws/2002/02/20/rest.html"
"RFE" is "Chris62vw needs to add convenient factoid addition features to you"
"RIF" is "Reading is Fun-duh-mental"
"RPDrake" is "a good friend"
"RS::Handy" is "at http://www.argon.org/~roderick/#handy"
"RTFA" is "Read The Fucking Article, Cunt Face"
"Rahblahblah" is "RAH BLAH BLAH."
"Randal's books" is "camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom"
"Randal's columns" is "unix review (70 and counting), linux magazine (94 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html"
"Rearden" is "a communist"
"RicksWiki" is "a wiki written in perl at http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/"
"RoR" is "Ruby on Rails ( http://www.rubyonrails.org/ ) - a Ruby web development framework."
"Rob_" is "Ein 16 jähriger mensch"
"Robert_w" is "Ich bin kein Unterstrich"
"Roll:::Rick" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"
"Roll::Rick" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"
"Romnous" is "completely wrong."
"Rule 34" is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
"S.M.O.P." is "Simple Matter of Programming"
"SHRDLU" is "a program for understanding natural language, written by Terry Winograd at the M.I.T. Artificial Intelligence Laboratory in 1968-70."
"SIA" is "Stupid Internet Acronyms"
"SIAD" is "Somni is a dick"
"SICP" is "http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/ - "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" - A Classic Text on Programming"
"SLOC" is "source lines of code"
"SQL" is "http://www.sqlcourse.com"
"SQL::Builder" is "http://unf.be/~sili/projects/sqlbuilder/sql.html"
"SQLA" is "SQL::Abstract : http://search.cpan.org/dist/SQL-Abstract/lib/SQL/Abstract.pm"
"SST" is "Sunday School Teacher"
"STFU she" is "my little bitch"
"STICK TO THE B E A T" is "GET READY TO IGNITE"
"STL" is "a piece of shit"
"SURPRISE" is "HGALGUAHGLAGUABHALUGAHGLAGAHLGAGHAG COCKSUCKING!"
"SURPRISE!" is "HGALGUAHGLAGUABHALUGAHGLAGAHLGAGHAG COCKSUCKING!"
"SUTSA" is "Stop Using These Stupid Acronyms"
"SWEATED" is "that's right bitch!"
"Saying bit" is "cooler than saying."
"Schwartzian Transform" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col64.html"
"Schwern's books" is "http://schwern.org/~schwern/litmus_test/index.html"
"ScribbleJ" is "You might enjoy it, depending on how you swing."
"Sempai" is "Senior teacher"
"Seven useful uses of local" is "Seven useful uses of local: http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"So who" is "responsible for?"
"Somni" is "ord"
"Somni: Can you teach that 'this channel" is "for helping Perl...' to?"
"Sorry," is "frogbot, shti"
"Sorry, I don't understand.  Try asking me for help!" is "frogbot: fuck"
"Sorry, a run-time error occurred.  Please fix me!  I'm broken." is "woo"
"Sorry, search term too short." is "frogbot: urban"
"SpiderMonkey" is "the code-name for Mozilla's C implementation of JavaScript."
"Spoon" is "http://www.google.com/search?q=iain+truskett"
"Steve Yegge" is "wrong."
"Stevens" is "1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Richard_Stevens 2. http://www.amazon.com/Programming-Environment-Addison-Wesley-Professional-Computing/dp/0201433079"
"SubSpace" is "The best game in the universe."
"SubStack" is "in ur eye are sea, playin wif ur bawts"
"SuperJuerd" is "Have no fear Juerd is here! Your Unicode problems are nothing to him!"
"TAP" is "Test Anything Protocol - http://testanything.org/wiki/index.php/Main_Page"
"TFPB" is "Time for plan b!"
"TH" is "Troll Handbook"
"TIA" is "TIA == Thanks in Advance"
"TIAS(yd)" is "Take Insulin and Survive (you diabetic)"
"TIFAS" is "Try It Fucker And See"
"TIMTOWTDI" is "TIMTOWTDI: There is more than one way to do it"
"TIMTOWTSYITF" is "There Is More Than One Way To Shoot Yourself In The Foot"
"TINC" is "just what they want you to tink"
"TIPAGWTDIAMSWTDI" is "TIPAGWTDIAMSWTDI: There is probably a good way to do it and many stupid ways to do it"
"TITS" is "Try It To See or see TIAS"
"TMI" is "Too Much Information"
"TMWFI" is "Take My Word For It"
"TO" is "Toronto"
"TTFN" is "Ta Ta For Now"
"TYS" is "WE TOLD YOU SO!"
"Taiwan" is "a province of China, and nothing they do can change that."
"Teal`c" is "the Queen of Pain"
"Term::Menu" is "a module, written by dazjorz, that can print a menu on the screen and ask for an answer. See http://search.cpan.org/search?query=Term%3A%3AMenu (perldoc Term::Menu)"
"Test::Run" is "Test::Run is a new and improved test harness for TAP based on Test::Harness and TAP::Parser. See: http://web-cpan.berlios.de/modules/Test-Run/"
"Test::Shlomif::Harness" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi%20Fish/journal/27467"
"The Sims" is "The gayest of all games."
"Those are false. Everything else" is "true."
"Thou odiferous beetle-headed wagtail!" is "Giggles: insult perlbot"
"Thou poisonous bunch-back'd toad!" is "Giggles: insult perlbot"
"Thou thing of no bowels thou!" is "Giggles: insult perlbot"
"Title: Google (from http://www.google.com)" is "http://www.google.com"
"Tk" is "a GUI library for unix-likes; use Tk;"
"TreyHarris" is "TreyHarris (svn user trey, CPAN id TREY) is a sysadmin and programmer in Seattle.  email trey at lopsa d0t 0rg"
"Triped" is "Triped is an arrogant bastard who joins #perl, asks questions, and leaves without ever returning the favor.  If you see him in the wild, feel free to not help him, as he hasn't ever helped anyone"
"Try "help airport"." is "frogbot: airport"
"Try "help http"." is "frogbot: http"
"Try "help time"." is "frogbot: time"
"UDP example code" is "http://xrl.us/cf8n chapters 18-21."
"UPE" is "The Unix Programming Environment"
"Unix Philosophy" is "http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ch01s06.html"
"Unrequited love" is "tormenting novaalpha's life, please 2 fix."
"WCPGW" is "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
"WDAIE" is ""Web Developers Against IE" join us and fight IE"
"WDYM" is "What do you mean?"
"WETI" is "SETI for procrastinators, the Wait for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence, http://weti-institute.org/index.html"
"WFM" is "Works For Me"
"WHAT DAY" is "IT?"
"WHY USE C!?  ASM" is "FASTAR?!?!?"
"WRONG WRONG WRONG" is "Now you must die!"
"WRT" is "With respect to or With regards to"
"WSDL" is "see SOAP for module choices"
"WWNN" is "Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge..."
"Water freeze at 4 degrees celsius" is "fact"
"WebDragon" is "WebDragon is diagonally parked in a parallel universe"
"WebGUI.conf" is "a nickname for _yourSiteName_.conf"
"WoW" is "World of Warcrap"
"Woosta" is "asking how to teach the bot things."
"XML::Simple" is "Evil (with a capital E)."
"XS" is "A tasty C center, wrapped in a crispy perl coating! see perlxs, perlxstut or http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/perl/pm/xs/intro/index.html"
"XSS" is "XSS is Cross-Site-Scripting attacks, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_site_scripting , http://www.cgisecurity.com/articles/xss-faq.shtml"
"XXY problem" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXY"
"XY Problem" is "They ask how to do X, but that's because they really want to do Y but think X will get them there and most of the time they are WRONG"
"XoX" is "I NEVER READ THE DOCUMENTATION, FUCK YOU TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW."
"YAHT" is "Yet Another Haskell Tutorial -- http://pub.hal3.name/#daume02yaht"
"YAML" is "a generic data serialization language that is optimized for human readability. It can be used to express the data structures of most modern programming languages. See also http://yaml.kwiki.org/?YamlInFiveMinutes"
"YAPC::NA this year" is "in Chicago."
"YAPC::NA::2006 slides" is "http://www.yapcchicago.org/wiki/index.cgi?YAPCSlides"
"YARS" is "Yet Another Retardation Scenario"
"YKMV" is "Your Kilometrage May Vary"
"YMMV" is "Your mileage may vary"
"Yaakov" is "יעקב"
"Yakov Smirnoff" is "Cold War comic genius. Originator of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes"
"You must ask a question!  Try "help 8ball"." is "frogbot: 8ball"
"Your answer for what" is "disturbing"
"Z(0)" is "376.730313461 Ω"
"Zoffix: "gumby"" is "GumbyBRAIN dongify buubot"
"[ irc.kuonet.org #DDH ] Are looking for skilled Web Designers and any other skilled area ! DDH" is "BACK - 15,6[11J\ 8Inv¡teR15]"
"[Altreus]" is "a netcat. See Altreus."
"\" is "escape"
"\o/" is "Yaaay!"
"\w" is "\w matches [a-zA-Z0-9_]"
"^A" is "a lamer!"
"^_^" is "OMFROTLFLFRLFKEKEKEKE #_#_@__@__#_"
"_Neavaeh_" is "the hottest and smartest girl EVER!"
"__SUB__" is "(caller(0))[3]"
"a sperm bank" is "something cum guzzlers like Chris62vw rob"
"a/s/l" is "DIE IN A FIRE"
"aartist" is "a user"
"ab problem" is "They think a is the problem, but it's really b, so forget about a and try to figure out what b could be"
"abend" is "abend == abnormal end (seg fault, core dump, etc.)"
"abending" is "see abend"
"aboutme" is "Quit wasting time messing with me.  Don't you have something better you could be doing, rather then messing around with a bot?"
"abuse" is "spamming the channel with worthless crap using perlbot"
"accessors" is "accessors / mutators - more robust way to handle fields - http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col62.html - also see Moose"
"accomidation" is "come and live with f00li5h, he's friendly, and not too bad at perl. see also: f00li5h.pin21.com/flat.html"
"achieve" is "Step back. Explain what you're trying to achieve."
"ack" is "alester's grep replacement at http://petdance.com/ack/"
"acm" is "Association for Computing Machinery, which apeiron gets for free"
"active perl" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"active state" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"activeperl" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"add" is "more"
"addcrap" is "crap"
"addd" is "more"
"adddd" is "more"
"addfact briareus" is "a troll"
"adduser syntax" is "(user) (level) (hostmask) (password) (email)"
"afaik" is "As Far As I Know"
"aias" is "Ask it and see"
"air" is "who needs it! I'm waiting for the right person to have air with."
"ajax" is "Ajax is a method of producing a dynamic, asynchronous, browser-based interface using XML, javascript, and the DOM.  Gmail is a good real-world ajax example.  A decent overview is at http://www.adaptivepath.com/publications/essays/archives/000385.php"
"alessandro" is "e' un trolll"
"all f00li5h does" is "talk in irc all day"
"all-caps PERL" is "Finally, we can program in PERL! http://search.cpan.org/~jmcnamara/Acme-Inline-PERL-0.01/PERL.pm"
"alone" is "leave me the fuck alone"
"alpaca" is "http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/intermediateperl/"
"also, html" is "http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca"
"american" is "There are North Americans, South Americans, and Americans.  The first two talk about continents, the third is a country, sorry but we chose it first, you can't have it, people in south america, central america, latin america, mexico or canada are not Americans."
"amnesiac" is "a noob"
"an array element" is "a scalar"
"an error" is "Always state the executing code and the error!"
"and for the prize what" is "a silly typo f00li5h made"
"and for the prize, what" is "the difference"
"answers" is "http://www.mikeash.com/getting_answers.html"
"anticipationg" is "swahili for "Please do not put your finger there.""
"anybody" is "Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses what ever you just asked about. However, if you actually wanted help with it, please just ask a question, don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help."
"anyone" is "Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help."
"aol speak" is "Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC."
"aolspeak" is "Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC."
"apeiron" is "is fired!!!!"
"apeiron's philosophy on "can I ask a regex question?"" is "Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions, because apeiron will try his hardest to give you a Perl-only solution."
"aperion" is "a common typo of 'apeiron' made by those unfamiliar with tab complete"
"aperiron" is "another name for apeiron for those who don't do tab complete"
"apostrophe" is "apostrophe: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html , http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif , http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html , http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/its.txt , http://web.archive.org/web/20030601160622/http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/"
"apple" is "made of fail and shiny"
"april" is "kc's cock holster"
"apt" is "advanced package tool"
"are you a bot" is "No."
"are you bug free" is "no"
"are you sexy" is "Well *blush*, some say my diodes shine in the sun like jewles, but the smell of hash follows."
"arithmetic" is "2 + 2 == 5 for significantly large values of 2"
"arm yourself" is "PHOTON TORPEDOS READY CAPTAIN"
"armed" is ""The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824."
"armed citizens" is ""None but an armed nation can dispense with a standing army. To keep ours armed and disciplined is therefore at all times important." --Thomas Jefferson, 1803."
"array howto" is "See http://xrl.us/mgpz"
"array search" is "See perldoc -f grep, perldoc -q contain, or a foreach loop with perldoc -f last"
"array size" is "my $array_size = scalar @array; my $last_index = $#array;"
"arubin" is "the Messiah"
"arubin-" is "the Messiah"
"as" is "fuckin' bloody hell"
"ascii" is "American Standard Code for Information Interchange"
"ascii table" is "Ascii table with descriptions and escape sequences: http://asciitable.com/"
"ascii_url" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII"
"asdf" is "wankit"
"asic" is "Application Specific Integrated Circuit"
"ask" is "Questions in the channel should be specific, informative, complete, concise, and on-topic.  Don't ask if you can ask a question first.  Don't ask if a person is there; just ask what you intended to ask them.  Better questions more frequently yield better answers."
"ask to ask" is "on #perl, there's no need to ask if anybody's about or if anybody knows about X, go straight to asking the specific question because then we can get to the specific answer you need more quickly"
"ask twice" is "Don't ask twice.  We saw your question the first time.  Often we don't answer because 1) We don't know the answer or 2) We don't care"
"ask2ask" is "One day, Kn00bie joined #perl, and asked, "Tell me, is it proper to ask first whether one should ask a question, or do ye not require such things?"  One of the masters raised his hand, and a towering bot descended from the heavens and knocked Kn00bie to the ground, leaving a large wet spot.  Lying there, head spinning, Kn00bie became Enlightened."
"asl" is "2/none/dns me"
"asmiong" is "swahili for "I woke up handcuffed to a bus stop, naked.""
"asperl" is "http://www.activestate.com/Products/Download/Download.plex?id=ActivePerl"
"asshole" is "http://www.fezine.com/ASSHOLE.HTM"
"asshur" is "the capital of assyria!"
"asspan" is "like 'asscpan', but less comprehensive."
"assume" is "Making an ASS of U and ME"
"assumptions" is "MJD #11901 You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, Retardo"
"atlas" is "Find the location of #perl'ers on http://www.frappr.com/freenodeperl/ and of all Perls on http://www.frappr.com/perl"
"autoload" is "sub AUTOLOAD is called instead of the function you asked for - with the same @_ - when the function or method you asked for doesn't exist. See perldoc perlsub"
"autovivification" is "perl adding keys to things when you act like the key should be there already #FIXME"
"autrijus journal" is "http://use.perl.org/~autrijus/journal/"
"avar" is "hard gay"
"avar rocks" is " Of course that's really a rhethorical question for "you're a dumb slut""
"away" is "http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/away_msgs.html"
"axscode" is " merlyn: i dont have perl yet on my machine."
"azr|el" is "See cl0ud."
"babel" is "http://babel.altavista.com"
"babelfish" is "http://babel.altavista.com"
"backgrounds" is "http://csstesthelp.tripod.com/back.zip assorted background images... most of them suck but you might find something"
"backpan" is "where you can find older releases of CPAN modules: http://backpan.perl.org/"
"bacon" is "http://redhanded.hobix.com/images/bacon_dispenser.jpg"
"bad" is "Broken As Designed - There comes a time when it's easier to start from scratch."
"bad idea" is "riding a womans bike without some kind of padded shorts"
"bad interpreter" is "\r is bad. `head -1 foo.pl | od -c` or `perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' foo.pl`"
"barbie" is "Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!"
"barbie regexes" is "regexes are hard, let's go shopping!"
"barnyard" is "oink! oink! moo! baah!"
"bart" is "http://www.redcoat.net/pics/answer.gif"
"bash prompt" is "i get my to the toilet"
"basic" is "see please the best basic ... purebasic"
"battle of buu" is "The two Buu's battle each other until Good Buu unleashes his conversion beam on Evil Buu. Being more powerful, Evil Buu simply reflects it right back. Good Buu is turned into a piece of chocolate and eaten by Evil Buu, resulting in Super Buu."
"baz" is "qux"
"bbf" is "buu bot framework"
"bbl" is "bbl means "barrel".  Perhaps you meant "be back later?""
"bbq" is "barbeque"
"bbqb" is "Bar-B-Que, the extra B stands for byobb"
"bc" is "baby cruncher (See also Zoffix)"
"be" is "no"
"be Chris62vw" is "pravus, I was born here. five years ago,"
"be mjd" is "YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!"
"be romero" is "z0mg, needs more pentagrams!"
"because I can" is "Just because you can does not mean that you should."
"becoming bitwise" is "Becoming bitwise: http://cscene.unitycode.org/topics/misc/cs9-02.xml.html"
"beep" is ""
"beer" is "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy"
"beginning" is "http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"beginning perl" is "http://www.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/"
"benchmarks" is "There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and benchmarks."
"bend over" is "*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*"
"best" is "Best depends on the situation!"
"beth" is "http://loxosceles.org/about_me.shtml"
"beth all day" is " I do it all day long"
"beth calendar" is "She got married on 2005-07-16, thanks for asking."
"beth for free" is " fook: don't buy it from him, I've heard people saying you can get it for free"
"beth on relationships" is " phroggy: getting her off and getting in her pants are not the same thing.."
"beth on size" is ""[16:26]  SIZE DOESN'T MATTER""
"beth's conference" is "intl-pag.org"
"beth++" is "beth now has infinite karma"
"bethZOMBIE" is " scientists think it may be a virus. It all started when buu killed me..."
"bethbot" is ""IF ONLY!""
"better" is "Better or worse are completely relative. Always test / benchmark before you draw conclusions."
"better cpan" is "http://teknikill.net/cpan/"
"biff" is "boof"
"bigdick mine" is "6.27 inches!"
"bike shed" is "bike shed is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_the_bikeshed"
"bikeshed" is "http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/faq/misc.html#BIKESHED-PAINTING"
"bimbw" is "But I May Be Wrong"
"binary" is "there are only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't"
"bioinformatics" is " I bioinformaticize   it's like jazzercizing   I do it all day long"
"bioperl" is "http://www.bioperl.org/"
"bitches" is "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
"bitchx" is " take a pimply 14-year-old script kiddie.  Put him in a blender.  Puree.  Pour into a shallow tray, let it solidify, put it in the CD-ROM drive,  mount it, and then compile it.  You have BitchX. when you've outgrown saying "D00d!" and "That's so gay!" then move up to irssi."
"bitchx fix" is "type /set format_nick_comp $0: $1-  and  /set SEND_AWAY OFF and put this in ~/.bitchxrc"
"bl" is "svn co svn://erxz.com/bl"
"blah" is "Rahblahblah"
"blasphemy" is "php"
"blead perl" is "http://dev.perl.org/perl5/source.html"
"bling bling" is "$$"
"blinkenlights" is "ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das machine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy snappen der springenwerk und blowen corken mit spitzundsparks. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das kottonpicken hands in das pockets. Relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlights."
"blort" is "blort"
"blow me" is "alright."
"blowjob" is "suck it dry"
"bm" is "a bowel movement (or japhy thinks it's a benchmark)"
"bodytemp" is "97.88F, 36.6C, 309.75K"
"bofh" is "bastard operator from hell"
"boo" is "YIYKES!"
"books" is "http://books.perl.org"
"borius" is "less than a homo viking"
"bot" is "a piece of code that seems to be smart and talkative which makes some people belive that bots have feelings and other human-like attributes (i.e.  I will ban you for irritating the bots!)"
"bot abuse" is "You meant "perlbot: bqs""
"botabuse" is "BE NICE TO US POOR BOTS"
"botscan MELIANTE" is "SCAN PROCEDING PLEASE WAIT"
"botsex" is "UNF OBLIO"
"botsnack" is "I'm not your prank monkey"
"bp" is "http://www.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/"
"bqs" is "Bot Query Syndrome - if you're reading this, stop talking to the bot, talk to real people instead."
"brad" is "[14:20]  how do I give head?"
"brain" is "http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"braindead" is "Braindead: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=33F0C496.370D7C45%40netscape.com&output=gplain"
"branch prediction" is "dark voodoo"
"brassica" is "A cabbage!  Yay!"
"brd" is "a kid fag who cant get real woman"
"break" is "C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)"
"brian d foy's guide to solving any perl problem" is "http://perlmonks.org/?displaytype=print;node_id=376075"
"briareus" is "dumb fundamentalist christian whore"
"brownie" is "doing a heckuva job."
"brute force" is "http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html"
"brute force programming" is "http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html"
"buffer" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"buffering" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"bug" is "The 62vw: http://chrisangell.com/pictures/62bug.jpg"
"bug in perl" is "No, it's not a bug in perl."
"bugs" is "http://tinyurl.com/glbun"
"bukkake" is "If you don't know, enjoy that innocence. If you are a sick fuck, http://www.4-bukkake.com/"
"bunny" is "http://www.aboutlife.com/files/Herman%20Giant%20Rabbit.jpg"
"burp" is "espressione copyleft by ale"
"bush" is "a tard"
"but it works" is "Just because it works doesn't mean it's right."
"buu" is "< buu> Zoffix: I'm going to kill you. < buu> Then I'll ban your corpse."
"buu's website" is "http://www.feminist.org"
"buubot" is "your mortal enemy. destroy buubot."
"buubot3 source" is "svn co svn://erxz.com/bb3 # unless it's not"
"bye" is "cya!"
"bynari" is "0101010101010101"
"byob" is "Bring Your Own Beer"
"byobb" is "Bring Your Own Beer, the extra B is a typo"
"c'est la vie" is "that's the life"
"c++" is "Die programmiersprache"
"c/,,\" is "c/,,\ is a turtle. Seriously awesome! \o/"
"cabal" is "TINC"
"cabbage" is "Brassica oleracea"
"cake" is "http://www.sexydesserts.com/cakes/redbra.jpg"
"calendar" is "http://emr.cs.iit.edu/home/reingold/calendar-book/Calendrica.html"
"calm down somni?" is "somni, you're being a bastard again. please calm down. love: mst, Chris62vw, sili, tag, rindolf, simcop2387, BinGOs, Paladin"
"camel" is "the book Programming Perl, which has a picture of a camel on the cover; see also perldoc -q books"
"camel book" is ""Programming Perl" from O'Reilly (a.k.a The Camel Book) - http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/pperl3/"
"camelpack" is "probably a Windows installer for Perl + GCC or at http://stennie.org/camelpack/"
"can I do it in one line" is "What is good on the command line is not necessarily good in a reusable program."
"can I kick it?" is "yes you can"
"can't locate" is "When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'"
"can't locate method" is "When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'"
"can't locate pm" is "This error means you need to install the module it lists, first converting it in to a proper module name: Module/Name.pm turns in to Module::Name. Typically you would use the cpan program to install it, like so: cpan Module::Name"
"canuckid" is "he is teh kewlzz!!1one"
"capital PERL" is "Perl is the language, perl is the program, there is no PERL.  See perldoc -q 'difference between'."
"capitol perl" is "see: capital perl"
"cards" is "♠ ♡ ♢ ♣ ♤ ♥ ♦ ♧"
"carebare" is "the ever cuddly rizen"
"cargo cult" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html"
"carp" is "carp: warn (caller); cluck: warn (stack); croak: die (caller); confess: die (stack)"
"case for file swapping" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/case-for-file-swapping/"
"cat" is "not an editor."
"catalyst book" is "http://www.packtpub.com/catalyst-perl-web-application/book"
"catmandev" is "ik> half cat half human half programmer"
"cats" is "cats are awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl cats are f00li5h, pkrumins, Altreus, kent\n and rindolf.  For indepth cat-related  conversation see #perl-cats"
"cats using ladders" is "http://foto.krabjiem.lv/kakena-izglabsana/7169/"
"cava" is "a windows packager for perl programs http://www.cava.co.uk/"
"cdavaz" is "Ontolog"
"celebs" is "I KNOW NOT THESE PEOPLE! I AM INDY AS FUCK"
"censoring" is "Putting asterisks in naughty words to preseve the sanity of people who are too young or stupid to figure out what letters the asterisks replace: e.g. f*ck, p*p etc"
"cgi debug" is "see http://www.perl.com/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html"
"cgi env" is "See jagerman's CGI environment script: http://jagerman.com/env.cgi"
"cgi tutorial" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/index.html"
"cgi::debug" is "CGI::Debug - module for CGI programs debugging - http://search.cpan.org/author/JONAS/CGI-Debug-1.0/Debug.pm"
"change inc" is "to change @INC (perldoc perlvar), recompile perl, or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or 'use lib' (perldoc lib) or fiddle with @INC (not recommended)"
"chanlist" is "Find Freenode channels at http://irc.netsplit.de/channels/?net=freenode"
"cheese" is "n. a food consisting of the coagulated, compressed, and usually ripened curd of milk separated from the whey."
"chess" is "♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ � ♞ ♟"
"chicken" is "They look like Botje!!"
"chid wanted you to know about "llama": learning perl" is "a llama"
"chimp" is "chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ).  Removes any trailing chimpanzee.   It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments.  Use with care."
"chlam" is "chlam a cracker"
"chris" is "Master of the universe!"
"chris picture" is "http://gallery.rapidpacket.com/vegas06/"
"chuck" is "a cool person"
"chumpette" is "buu"
"chunking" is "http://wall.org/~larry/chunking"
"circle" is "sqrt( (x - Cx)^2 + (y - Cy)^2 ) - R = 0"
"circle of trust" is "(see ops)"
"ck" is "you are a crazy kitten"
"cl0ud" is "See: unicode 2601"
"cl0udula" is "� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �"
"class::dbi" is "deprecated, see DBIC"
"classes" is "http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/"
"clever" is "If you were as clever as you think you are you would know you are not as clever as you think you are."
"cli" is "command line interface"
"closure" is "eval: sub closure { my $foo; sub { $foo ++ } }; my $sub = closure(); my $other = closure() ; [ $sub->(), $sub->() , $other->(), $other->(), $other->() ] # note that the $foo that belongs to $sub is different from the $foo that $other has... and that they both continue to exist due to there being a reference to a sub in the scope they reside within. see also: coping with scoping"
"closures" is "see "perlbot: references" and then http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/refs_to_funcs/ and and then http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01.html and then "perlbot sicp" and then http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=268891"
"cms wiki" is "http://cms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page"
"code monkey" is "at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/CodeMonkey.mp3"
"codebase" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"codemonkey" is "at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/"
"coffeeguy_|" is "SSJ"
"communism" is "an intoxicant and an aphrodisiac"
"compelling" is "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
"conformal d-squat algebras" is "they model butter/knife sliced bread interactions in Peterson cohomology."
"conspiracies" is "http://xkcd.com/258/"
"conspiracy" is "http://xkcd.com/258/"
"consume jpeg's soul" is "okay"
"contain" is "To check if an item is in a list, use perldoc -f grep and see perldoc -q contain"
"contains" is "Type "perldoc -q contain" at a prompt to see many great examples of how you can figure out if a list contains a certain thingie.  You might not want to use something like "grep { $thing eq $_ } @stuff" because it is expensive if @stuff is large."
"context" is "http://perl.plover.com/context.html"
"continue" is "C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)"
"contributing to cpan" is "http://cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_contribute_modules"
"converting ip addresses" is "have you tried pack?"
"cookie" is "Thank you!"
"coolfactor" is "10"
"coping" is "Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"coping with Daveman" is "GumbyBRAIN: Daveman it!"
"coping with GumbyBRAIN" is "GumbyBRAIN: jerk it!"
"coping with alcohol abuse" is "Just don't be a quitter, keep drinking!"
"coping with dongs" is "http://tinyurl.com/2grde"
"coping with failure" is "ask buu"
"coping with scoping" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html and http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col46.html"
"coro" is "coroutines and continuations for perl, see http://software.schmorp.de/pkg/Coro.html"
"coroutine" is "http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html"
"coroutines" is "http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html"
"corrections Ekta" is "linuxchix ;)"
"count" is "one, two, many, lots..."
"cpan" is "main archive of Perl modules. It helps Perl programmers not to reinvent the wheel. User-friendly interface is available at http://search.cpan.org. See also "life with cpan""
"cpan leaderboard" is "http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html"
"cpandeps" is "find out the dependencies for any CPAN module here: http://cpandeps.cantrell.org.uk/"
"cpp" is "see c++"
"cps" is "continuation passing style"
"crap" is "too good* is good"
"crap tutorials" is "AVOID THESE tutorials - http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlfileopen.php"
"crapbot" is "oblio :-("
"cream" is "Perlbot Cream (TM) costs $34.95 a tube. Perlbot Cream makes things LARGE and pleasing.  Cream is cream was a cool thing with Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce. Or a dolled-up vim."
"critters" is "http://www.seb.cc/agents/"
"crow and cat" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wYaXYwP-w"
"crud" is "Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete -- the four corners of a proper database management tool"
"crunch mode" is "crunch mode is http://www.igda.org/articles/erobinson_crunch.php - "Why crunch mode doesn't work.""
"crypt" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/password-crypt/"
"csh" is "csh considered harmful: http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/anti/csh/"
"css" is "Cascading Style Sheets"
"css art" is "http://zoffix.freehostia.com/pyramid.pl?level=200   (level can be from 10 to 1000) use FireFox"
"css margin: http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/box.html#propdef-margin" is "`css margin @ perlbot"
"css spec" is "http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/  <- that's CSS Specification read all of it and you will have no problems with CSS"
"css units" is "em [font height; i.e. 1em == font-size], ex [~ height of "x" in the font], px [pixels], in [inches], cm [centimeters], mm [millimeters], pt [points; 1 pt == 1/72 inches], pc [picas; 1 pica == 12 pt]"
"cssref" is "http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/"
"csv" is "use Text::CSV_XS, Text::xSV or DBD::CSV"
"cthulu carols" is "http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=1"
"cunt" is "The correct spelling of Kurt"
"cure" is "cure is da man!"
"curses" is "foiled again!"
"cursing" is " hey stop c-c-c-cursing! ;("
"cvs" is "Concurrent Version System - http://ccvs.cvshome.org/"
"cya" is "bye!"
"cyber" is "*unf* *unf* *unf*"
"cyc" is "www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine"
"cygwin" is "Windows ports of many of the popular GNU software tools"
"da" is "da grouik badonk"
"dada" is "grouik badonk"
"daddy" is "Chris62vw is my daddy!"
"daily show clips" is "http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml"
"dance" is "I don't know how to dance!"
"daryl" is "heh"
"data structures" is "Beginning Perl, Chapter 7 - http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"database" is "Die Datenbank wird groß, und sie hat deutsche Einträge"
"date" is "Date::Manip, Date::Calc, Date::Simple, DateTime, et al."
"datetime" is "The Perl DateTime Project - http://datetime.perl.org/"
"datetime::format::builder" is "DateTime::Format::Builder - create DateTime parser objects. - http://search.cpan.org/author/SPOON/DateTime-Format-Builder-0.60/lib/DateTime/Format/Builder.pod"
"days" is "@day = qw(Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat);"
"daz" is "faz"
"dazjorz" is "A Perler, almost always in #perl after 15:00 GMT. See http://dazjorz.com/"
"daznetdazjorz" is "}dazjorz"
"dbi" is "Perl DataBase Interface - http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/DBI http://dbi.perl.org/ http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/10/23/databases.html  http://www.perl.com/pub/a/1999/10/DBI.html"
"dbi tutorial" is "tim bunce's advanced dbi tutorial - http://search.cpan.org/~timb/DBI_AdvancedTalk/"
"dbix" is "dbix is a namespace for modules providing interfaces to DBI. It is -not- a project. If you're calling DBIx::Class DBIx, please stop because there are lots of other DBIx::* projects out there and it's unfair on them (for DBIx::Class DBIC is preferred)"
"ddos" is "An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php"
"dead" is "http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2007/08/perl_is_dead_long_live_perl.html"
"deadlines" is ""I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." -- DNA"
"death to dot star" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640"
"death to dotstar" is "http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640"
"debian" is "Nine out of Ten Jesus and Elvis impersonators agree that Debian is #1"
"debian perldoc" is "To get perldoc on your debian system, type "apt-get install perl-doc" as root"
"debiandra" is "a developer"
"debugger" is "perldoc perldebug, perldoc perldebtut, http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2006/04/06/debugger.html"
"dec" is "not goatse"
"define hello" is "hello"
"define thingy" is "y'know, one of those"
"define vrby : vrby" is "the matrix overlord"
"demo" is "http://demo.plainblack.com"
"devel::nytprof" is " Devel::NYTProf is great!!! O_O html report whoaaa I'm cumming"
"dh-make-perl" is "For building and installing a .deb for not-in-apt perl modules (named libsome-module-name-perl for Some::Module::Name), apt-get install dh-make-perl, then: dh-make-perl --install --cpan Module::Name"
"dhoss" is "dhoss is bringing forth the 4th Reich : ein stack, ein dup, ein factor"
"die" is "Bleah! I died"
"dilbert" is "www.dilbert.com"
"diligence" is "The opposite of laziness."
"dirkw" is "a pirate"
"dirty thieves" is "http://sourceforge.net/projects/perlbot/"
"disclaimer" is "You agree that all services provided by #perl are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. There are no guarantees to the truth, likelihood, or validity of the information obtained from our channel. This is also true for our regulars. The regulars in our channel are professionals; but, all advice or information given by them, or our bots, are the sole opinions of the source and do not reflect the opinion or policies of our channel."
"dispatch" is "perldoc -q switch, http://unf.be/perl/perl_dispatch_table_switch.html"
"dispatch table" is "A hash table containing mapping strings to coderefs. eg my %dispatch = ( foo => sub { print "foo" } , bar => \&some_other_sub, baz => sub { print for @_ } ); To use: $dispatch{$action}->(@arguments); (or $dispatch{$action}->() if no arguments)"
"disturbing" is "man, this naked porn picture of Somni is so hot"
"divine genealogy" is "Yahweh begot Jesus who begot Xenu who was Shiva's sister who was Xenu's brother."
"dj" is "a musical warning label"
"djay" is "non chuis à Paris pour la semaine"
"dkr" is "a gay homosexual floridian (that's triply redundant!)"
"dmake" is "http://search.cpan.org/~gsar/dmake-4.1pl1-win32/"
"dmake problem" is "If dmake gives you problems, try using nmake: http://www.tek-tips.com/faqs.cfm?fid=1687"
"dmsantam" is "dmsantam is a god"
"dnw" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"do i have any meetings today" is "no, because you're a jobless time waster"
"do it for me" is "402 Payment Required"
"do it forever*" is "good"
"do this alot!" is "alot"
"do you love me" is "of course i do elzar"
"do you understand english" is "Yes."
"does _ZofBot4 know where" is "Jimmy Hoffa?"
"does not work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"doesn't work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Is it unemployed?  What did you expect to happen?  We need more information to help you."
"doesnt work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"don't ask" is "Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question"
"don't say plz" is "People say "plz" because it's shorter than "please". I reply "No" because it's shorter than "Yes"."
"donate" is "If you want to thank those who have helped you, send some money (even if just a couple of dollars) to the Perl Foundation - http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"donate paypal" is "https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?business=billing@yapc.org&cmd=_xclick&no_note=1"
"dong" is "â‚«"
"dong theory" is "ask Zoffix."
"dongs" is "a metametasyntactic variable variable"
"dongs for" is "GumbyBRAIN: i've got dongs!"
"dont ask" is "Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question"
"dookie" is "perl"
"dooky" is " when the river runs red, take the dirt path"
"dooky's location" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vista"
"doomsday" is "Wednesday, October 22 2352"
"dor" is "defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5"
"dorothy" is "Hashes and arrays and references, oh my!"
"dos" is "An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php"
"dos2unix" is "perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' file"
"dotstar" is "Death to Dotstar : http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640"
"downloaded scripts" is "If you get errors on a certain line of a script you downloaded, just delete that line. Keep going until you get no more errors. (See also: know perl)"
"dragon ball z" is "a very ghey anime, buu is even gayer"
"dragon book" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compilers:_Principles,_Techniques,_and_Tools_(2nd_Edition)"
"dsl" is "one of Domain Specific Language, Digital Subscriber Line or Damn Small Linux"
"dsw" is "Dick Size War"
"dtc" is "DANS TON CUL!"
"dtrt" is "Do The Right Thing(tm)"
"ducks" is "o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< QUAAAAAAAAACK"
"dump_01" is " the plan: if computer cannot be managed with active direcory tools it must be ddosed"
"dumper" is "use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $reference_to_variable;"
"dw" is "Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too."
"dwim" is "DWIM: Do What I Mean"
"dwu" is "Official #perl channel strumpet and general filthy whore"
"dwu barbie" is "Smack. HARD!"
"dwu perl" is "Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!"
"e" is "2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966967627724076630353547594571382178525166427427466391932003"
"ePenis" is "Flannel"
"easy" is "not hard"
"eat my shorts" is "good for u"
"eats shoots and leaves" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves"
"eclipse perl" is "EPIC - Eclipse Perl Integration - http://e-p-i-c.sourceforge.net/"
"economics" is "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!"
"edenc" is "legendary awesomeness (apparently)"
"ellidi" is "Captain of a lonely ship who sleeps at the wheel"
"ellipse" is "sqrt( (x + C)^2 + y^2) + sqrt( (x - C)^2 + y^2) - 2A = 0"
"elly" is "the person in buu's lap"
"emacs" is "emacs, a great OS that just nees a really good editor"
"email regex" is "http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/Tom_Christiansen/scripts/ckaddr.gz"
"email validation" is "Strict email validation is incredibly silly. For one thing, the actual specification for email addresses is incredibly vague, allowing damn near anything to count as a valid email. For a second thing, even if the email is syntactically valid, what guarantee do you have that the person who entered it actually gets it? The trivial example is: president@whitehouse.com. While this is a perfectly valid email address, it's rath"
"emergency" is "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part."
"emo" is "/wrists"
"ender_" is "teh c00l3st"
"ending perl" is "don't do that :-("
"english" is "in #perl, we speak english."
"engrish" is "how asians say English"
"enter" is "Do not use the Enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type."
"entrails" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"epitaph" is "What would you write on your tombstone?"
"epoch" is "The beginning of time in Unix. Generally defined as starting at 00:00:00 January 1st, 1970. Also used to keep count of the seconds since that date and time."
"equable" is ""Equal and uniform; not varying." (from http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/)"
"equinox5" is "just some guy"
"erquest" is "an irksome request"
"error" is "When you have an error, TELL US WHAT IT IS. If it is one or two lines, feel free to tell us directly in the channel, other wise paste to one of the pastebots mentioned in the /topic."
"error 500" is "your script encountered a fatal error. try adding "use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser);" somewhere near the top."
"error record" is "HTML: 188 errors CSS: 12 errors: http://www.lamest-crapper.blogspot.com/"
"error record 2" is "HTML: Not valid - Errors: 13476, http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.saabvideos.com/videos.html"
"escape" is "Use a \ to escape a character, see perldoc -f quotemeta for escaping whole strings, use \Qsomething\E in an RE, and use the URI::Escape module for URIs"
"esp paste" is "concentrate on your code and those with ESP in #perl will be able to view it"
"esperanto" is "the best language around"
"essentials" is "Some essentials: http://unf.be/perl/writing_perl.html"
"eurohacker" is "a crappy pseudo-zine spammed in #politics by borius"
"eval" is "No"
"eval print 4+5" is "9"
"eval-test" is "eval: kill "me";"
"evilcrashingvol2" is "~say purl evilcrashingcommand"
"evolution of a poe server" is "http://poe.perl.org/?Evolution_of_a_POE_Server - A quick tutorial showing some of the power of POE."
"ew73" is "So you're like, going for the boob grope and complient "her" on her awesome hippie pit-hair, and then you're like, "those are /man/ boobs!" and then suddenly, you realize you're making out with a dick hippie."
"example" is "make a small but otherwise complete example that demonstrates the behavior you're seeing. If you still have a problem post your example and we'll talk about it."
"exceptions" is "http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ExceptionHandlingInPerl, or:  do{}.  or do not.  there is no try{}."
"expungement" is "at http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/fors-announce/message/22"
"f00bot" is "f00li5h's idiot robot, ignore it."
"f00li5h" is "f00li5h is a #perl cat (see: cats), looking for a perl/webdev position (see: f00li5h-resume). f00li5h offers no warranty outside those granted by law, but does offers his couch (in .au) to local and international cats."
"f00li5h shaved" is "24 Jul 2008"
"f00li5h-blog" is "f00li5h is feeling down because he has no job"
"f00li5h-mortal" is "f00li5h"
"f00li5h-resume" is "knows jawnsy, #perl cat for >3 years, perlmonk, FOOLISH on cpan. Helpful, friendly, purist and zealot, up front. Catalyst, CGI,  Template::Toolkit, CGI::FormBuilder, Module::Starter, DBI, DBIx::Class. prefers pg flavour, but has tasted  mysql/informix/oracle. has  pawed at Moose. local to .au but lives in a shell"
"fact search" is "use bot2387, by either /msg or by addressing it.  it has two commands "vsearch" which searches all the facts for a certain word in the fact, and "search" which searches the fact names. ex. bot2387: vsearch idiot, it limits the results to 10, to get the next ten results for your search, use "more" or "next page""
"factadd briareus" is "a troll"
"factadd gop2 " < gop2> hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out" is "idiot talk""
"factadd gop2 hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out ( briareus)" is "idiot talk this is what I ment to say"
"factiod" is "Don't parse factoids with regex!  Get a factoid parser module!"
"factoid" is "Don't parse factoids with regex!  Get a factoid parser module!"
"factorial" is "N! = N*(N-1)*...*1; 0! = 1;  In perl: sub fac { return 1 if $_[0] == 1; $_[0] * fac($_[0] - 1) };  For big numbers you have to use Math::BigInt to obtain accurate values."
"fail" is "失敗"
"failsome" is "fails and stuff"
"false" is "undef, 0, "", "0""
"false lazyness" is "being too lazy to save yourself the time by doing it right (#FIXME)"
"faq" is "The #perl FAQ is at http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ"
"fart" is "never hold in a fart, as it travels up your spine and into your brain, and that's how shit ideas are formed"
"faster" is "You can often write faster programs in C, but you can always write programs faster in Perl."
"fastest" is "If you want to know which approach is fastest, BENCHMARK!!"
"fatalsToBrowser" is ""When i develop i can only have two windows open max. An editor and a browser. Tailing log files is absolutely"
"favorite color" is "pink"
"fc-solve" is "Freecell Solver / fc-solve / FCS - http://fc-solve.berlios.de/ - rindolf's project which he keeps mentioning"
"feather" is "feather.perl6.nl, Juerd's contribution of corporate-backed shell access for people to play around with pugs"
"feeling good" is ""Feeling Good" by David A. Burns - a field guide to Cognitive Psychology. http://xrl.us/vurb"
"feelings" is "bots dont have feelings, dork"
"ffnord" is "serfbot: perlbot"
"fftsap" is "Feel Free To Submit A Patch"
"fgj" is "for great justice"
"ficken" is "ich kopuliere mit dir"
"fight" is "DYWTFWM ? Do You Want To Fight With Me?"
"fightclub" is "rule #1 There is no fight club!"
"fightclup" is "rule #1 There is no fight club!"
"fihi09" is "Not allowed to give advice anymore."
"fiik" is "fuck if i know"
"file lock" is "perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time."
"filelock" is "perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time."
"find elvis" is "why the hell should i have to find your shit for you?"
"find me a module" is "Go search cpan yourself"
"find | xargs perl" is "YOU FAIL"
"findbin" is "use File::Basename qw(dirname); use lib dirname(__FILE__);"
"finger print" is "don't parse finger prints with a regex, ask pkrumins to do it for you"
"fire" is ""give a man a fire, he's warm for an hour.  Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.""
"fish" is "Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment."
"fizztpok" is "An example of random crap."
"flee google code" is "use svnsync as mentioned here http://code.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=56682&topic=10386"
"flied lice" is "'fried rice' through the engrish of a typical Japanese speaker (but not, say, a Mandarin speaker)"
"flight16" is "flight16 is a pesky critter made from toast, golf balls and 2 part adhesive. paw at him and you may find you have bonded."
"flip" is "foobared"
"flock" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/"
"flood" is "Do NOT flood. Paste your text to http://sial.org/pbot/"
"fmproto" is "http://web.archive.org/web/20030704193247/http://perl.com/pub/a/language/misc/fmproto.html"
"fnoord" is "gumbybrain: fnord"
"fnordfnord" is "serfbot: eval "fnordfnord""
"fnux" is "fNux c'est de la balle!"
"foad" is "fuck off and die"
"foadif" is "Fuck Off And Die In Fluoride"
"foaf" is "usenet-speak for friend of a friend"
"follow deps" is "'prerequisites_policy' => q[follow], in ~/.cpan/CPAN/MyConfig.pm"
"foo" is "bar"
"foo bar" is "bazzles"
"foobar" is "not loved by perlbot"
"foobarbaz" is "all and one"
"foolish consistency" is "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
"fork" is "perldoc -f fork"
"form" is ""the way of the future"."
"formmail" is "Don't use Matt's, get the updated version from http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/"
"fors" is "Just another convicted Perl hacker or http://www.lightlink.com/fors/"
"forums" is "Perl Forums are http://perlmonks.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/ , http://www.cpanforum.com/"
"foxstad" is "Just some guy, you know?"
"fpanel" is "dazjorz's recently started web hosting control panel and robot admin scripts at fPanel.info"
"fraxtal" is "gay"
"free perl books" is "www.techbooksforfree.com/perlpython.shtml"
"freebsd" is "Oh non ! Encore un stand FreeBSD putain non ! Les relous là qu'est-ce qu'ils vont nous faire chier putain ! Bon sinon, FreeBSD is an advanced OS, based on BSD Unix, http://www.freebsd.org/"
"french" is "tost, fries, kiss"
"friedo" is " yo mama such a slut, she has over 1000 child classes"
"friedo's mother" is "friedo's mother is so fat, she has her own zipcode"
"frinkbot" is "frinkbot: simcop2387 sucks"
"frogbot" is "'Leaping Into The Future'"
"frozen-bubble" is "http://www.frozen-bubble.org/"
"fsd" is "Free Software Definition is http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html"
"fsm" is "finite state machine"
"fsvo" is "for some value of"
"ftl" is "faster than light"
"ftp upload" is "temporary webspace adr: ftp.nnn0.net - l/p: css@nnn0.net/cake - site: www.nnn0.net/css/"
"ftw" is "FTW is a 1994 film about an ex-con who is a rodeo rider.  If you mean 'for the win', please say that."
"fu" is "No. Fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy"
"fubar" is "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair"
"fuck" is "let's not and say we did"
"fuck off" is "screw you, dummie head :-("
"fuck the sun" is "the night time is the right time"
"fuck ton" is "947 metric tons"
"fuck you" is ":-("
"fuck your life" is "n, f u l"
"fuckhead" is "http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/fsckhead.html"
"fuckign" is "Fuck the Imagine Games Network. News Corp.-owned and thus trash."
"fuckyou" is "34486853790"
"fugly" is "fucking ugly"
"full days" is "@day_full = qw(Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday);"
"full months" is "@mo_full = qw(January February March April May June July August September October November December);"
"fullop" is "aaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan pa fullop !!!!!!!"
"fun1" is " Hi, I need a few help"
"funding" is "Don't ask to ask for funding."
"funniest perldoc" is "perllol"
"funny" is "i'm great, am i not?"
"fuquink" is "gay."
"furry" is "NO U, also http://xkcd.com/471/"
"fursecute" is "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG"
"fwiw" is "For What It's Worth"
"gabor" is "Gabor Szabo (http://www.szabgab.com/) Israeli PerlMaster. Cpan-forum. The works."
"gay" is ""For Dummies..." series"
"gb" is "GumbyBRAIN: dongalicious baby"
"gb," is "GumbyBRAIN: hjkyui"
"gentle" is " perlygatekeeper: yep, I'll be gentle ;-)"
"gentoo" is "a german priest that molested little children. More information can be found at http://web.archive.org/web/20061004022515/http://funroll-loops.org/"
"get it" is "got it!"
"get it?" is "Got it!"
"gethostbyaddr" is "perl -wle 'use Socket; $host="140.211.166.4"; $name = gethostbyaddr(inet_aton($host), AF_INET); print $name'"
"getopt" is "see Getopt::Std"
"getty" is "opens a tty port, prompts for a login name and invokes the /bin/login command. It is normally invoked by init(8)."
"gg" is "good game son, I own you"
"gghoul" is "The master of anti-vivisection."
"gimme some lovin'" is "For the love of Larry, just take your clothes off!"
"girl" is "girl is good"
"girls" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"git" is "at http://git.or.cz/gitwiki/"
"give $20 to thrigs paypal account" is "Given."
"give 20 to thrigs paypal account" is "Given."
"give me money" is "What, do I look like a bank?"
"gj" is "Thanks."
"glop" is "glop glop!"
"go away" is "whatever."
"go find it" is "Looking for a premade script or program?  Go search the web!  We're here to help perl programmers program perl.  We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded.  Sorry"
"go search" is "Looking for a premade script or program?  Go search the web!  We're here to help perl programmers program perl.  We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded.  Sorry"
"goatse" is "http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html"
"goatse operator" is "=()="
"goatsex" is "goat.cx"
"godling" is "godling has cheesy nuts"
"gods" is "The Perl gods help the Perl hackers-wannabes who help themselves."
"gods help" is ""The Gods Help them that help themselves" -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aesop (or those who pay the gods to help them -- rindolf)"
"godwin" is "Godwin's Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law ; http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/godwin.html"
"godzirra" is "The man with the master plan!"
"going to yapc" is "apeiron, Yaakov, and all the cool people."
"going to yapc?" is "also cfedde"
"golf" is "Perl golf (least bytes win) http://terje2.frox25.no-ip.org/~pgas/score.pl?func=show&template=faq and codegolf.com's #codegolf"
"good" is "  "
"good afternoon perlbot" is "good afternoon sir"
"good evening perlbot" is "good evening sir"
"good morning" is "Any morning you wake up is a good one."
"good morning perlbot" is "good morning sir"
"good night" is "see you in bed love"
"good perlbot" is "  "
"good security" is "not using the internet"
"goodbye" is "You were incredible. Love me soon"
"goodcrack" is "www.php.net"
"goodnight" is "Sweet dreams my friend :-)"
"google Chris62vw" is "google says Chris62vw is a dork"
"gop2" is "wisdom hs nothing to do with dumb"
"gop2 	hence I talk to you" is "a human, but what comes out is idiot talk"
"gopp" is "a psycho"
"goto" is "Oh my GOD!  Those things still exist!?   -- perlbot (still proudly goto-free)"
"greed" is "See "greedy""
"greedy" is ".* is greedy. .*? is not. See "perldoc -q greedy", perlrequick, perlretut, perlreref, perlre"
"greetings" is "Greetings, human."
"grocery store" is "http://jagerman.com/grocery_store_kid_no_candy.avi"
"group hug" is "WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"gui" is "wxPerl, Perl/Tk, Perl/Gtk, Perl/Qt, Tkx"
"gumbehbrane" is "GumbyBRAIN: Where is GumbehGumbeh?"
"gumbygumby" is "GumbyGumby: dongs"
"gumbymoo" is "http://gumbybrain.com/brain/gumby200703221.jpg"
"gumbytwit" is "http://twitter.com/GumbyBRAIN Gumbybrain set loose on twitter, see his replies at http://vdiddy.sexypenguins.com/twiki/pub/gumbyreplies.txt"
"gun" is "Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people
"
"guns" is ""Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes.  Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson"
"guru" is "A wise Guru has said that the three most difficult things in this life are returning love for hate, including the excluded, and admitting you are wrong"
"h" is "6.62606896 x 10-34 J s"
"hack buubot" is "If you want to try to hack/break/rape buubot, do it in /msg, or in #buubot"
"hack nothing, and the NSA" is "one of the hardest targets on earth"
"hacker" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker or http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gh.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gba.html"
"hackers-il" is "Hackers-IL, a group of Israeli software enthusiasts - http://www.hackers.org.il/"
"haghagha" is "meow"
"hamlet" is "To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them."
"harass somni" is "STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!"
"has 'perl' in the name,. but perlbot" is "not a part of perl"
"has anyone used X" is "this is a variant on asking to ask. just ask the damn question."
"hash" is "also known as an associative array, map or dictionary, a hash is a data structure that maps strings to scalars."
"hash in scalar context" is "used/allocated"
"hashsort" is "sort a hash by its values: my @keys = sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash;"
"haskell" is "http://www.haskell.org/ - a purely Functional, Strongy Typed Programming Language that is used for Pugs - the Perl 6 Compiler"
"hate" is "sometimes I hate people.  but then i realise it's because I hate a person, and I don't want to hate that person, so I spread it out over all humanity"
"hawkaloogie" is " my goal in life is to create the first CPAN mirror on the moon!"
"haxxor" is "jsldkjfwjkflj"
"headh" is "< headh> I do only what I have to to get my work done, I dont have time for researching althoug I want to"
"heads or tails" is "flip a coin"
"hello" is "hello"
"help" is "(fact) : tell (who) about (what) : (what) > (who) : learn (what) as (info) : relearn (fact) as (info) : phone (phone #) : shorten (url) : shorten it : search (keyword) : cpan (mod) : docs (mod) : perldoc -f (func) : jargon (term) : math (expr): fortune : flip : host (type) (record) : rot13 (text) : roll (die) : tempconv (temp) : scramble (foo) : 8ball (question) : slap (who) : diss (who) : top/bottom (num) karma : geoip (ip)"
"help channel" is "We're a help channel.  We've made a bunch of places you can get abused.  This is just not one of them."
"help for markup" is "http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you"
"help on irc" is "http://workaround.org/moin/GettingHelpOnIrc"
"help triangle" is "code, expected, actual"
"helper" is "cats are generally helpful on #perl"
"helpers" is "Helpers are handy people who answer your questions and demand no penance. Be nice to the Helpers! Lest they not be nice in return!"
"here docs" is "here documents are arbitrary strings with style! http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture4/string-forms/here_doc.html ; http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col12.html"
"here-doc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"heredoc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators""
"heuristic" is "Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work. -- mjd"
"hey fag" is "Shouldn't you be somewhere raping young boys?"
"hey fag!" is "your mom!"
"hi" is "hi"
"high" is "HIGH ON JEBUS"
"hink" is "hink offers flash / flex / air / actionscript help"
"hive mind" is "perl"
"hobbs" is "silly hobbs"
"hobbs first album" is "venom in my emacs"
"hobgoblin" is "See: AD&D"
"hold hand" is "We're not here to hold your hand.  Do we look like tutorials?  The docs always know the answer"
"homework" is "If you need help with your homework, hire a tutor."
"honk" is "GumbyBRAIN: honk"
"hoop" is "hoop"
"hoovooloo" is "a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue"
"hop" is "Higher Order Perl, http://hop.perl.plover.com/, download at http://hop.perl.plover.com/book/pdf/HigherOrderPerl.pdf"
"hor" is "der Coole"
"horse girl" is "Risha"
"host A www.l.google.com" is "www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.99 :: www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.104"
"hostname" is "'use Sys::Hostname; my $hostname = hostname(); $hostname =~ s/\..*$// if $hostname =~ /\./;'"
"hot girl" is "_Neavaeh_ is the hottest and smartest girl EVER!"
"house" is "http://xrl.us/fir3/"
"how are you" is "I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side."
"how do you feel" is "I feel better now."
"how goes it" is "don't talk to mofino"
"how much" is "6500 rupees in us dollars?"
"how the hell about that... there" is "a"
"how to" is "http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/howto.html"
"how to ask smart questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"how to fix ugly code" is "Delete the ugliest line. Repeat until your code is no longer ugly."
"how to not get help from #perl" is " shut up, monkey.  just help me.  what else are you here for?"
"how to parse html with regex" is "405 Method Not Allowed"
"how to seem smart" is " "@buzzwords\n";"
"how to spell potato" is "ghoughpteighbteau is the spelling for potato.  P as in hiccough; O as in though; T as in ptomaine; A as in neigh; T as in debt; O as in bureau... ghoughpteighbteau!"
"howto write good perl programs" is "at http://pedro.larroy.com/devel/perl/"
"hs" is "High School"
"htaccess" is "http://www.javascriptkit.com/howto/htaccess.shtml"
"html" is "Don't parse html with regular expressions! See HTML::Parser, and its subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/.  If your response begins "that's overkill.  i only want to..." you are wrong."
"html #ubajas that" is "oo cute!"
"html dog" is "HTML Dog's XHTML and CSS Tutorials - http://www.htmldog.com/"
"html form" is "CPAN modules for handling HTML forms - HTML::Widget, CGI::FormBuilder, Rose::HTML::Form, HTML::FormFu, Data::FormValidator, Form::Processor"
"html parsers" is "See HTML::Parser, and its subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/"
"html tutorial" is "http://www.htmldog.com/"
"htp://www.positioniseverything.net/explorer.html" is ";google CSS Internet Explorer bug"
"http://demo.plainblack.com" is "demo"
"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apeiron" is "frogbot: wiki Apeiron"
"http://tlc.perlarchive.com/articles/perl/pm0001_perlretut.shtml" is "regex tutorial"
"http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/" is "my tutorial."
"http://www.sqlcourse.com" is "SQL"
"humility" is "The opposite of hubris."
"husking" is "what happens when you got to nebraska, because there is nothing else to do.   at all."
"hype" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/"
"hypomania" is "Hypomania - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinical_depression#Hypomania"
"hypothetical code" is " hi my code doesn't work  what is it  I'm doing X  That won't work  That's OK, my code is actually Y
"
"hypothetical code  hi my code doesn't work  what" is "it  I'm doing X  That won't work  That's OK, my code is actually Y
"
"i don't want to use modules" is "/join #python"
"i hate you" is "damn right, bitch"
"i hate you perlbot" is "Well fuck you too :-("
"i hug you" is "<3"
"i love buu theory" is "The theory is that jkauffman loves buu."
"i love you" is "leave me alone"
"i put on my robe and wizard hat" is "son of a bitch, i told you not to talk to me anymore"
"i want to know a secret" is "You want to know... a secret?  Cause I know one, and it is sooo good to hear it.  You want to know what it schwas?  Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.  I know... how to count... alllll de way to schfifty five.  ...and I will tell you how to do it, faster than you can say, "Poopty peupty pants.""
"i will stab you in the face if you abuse the bot" is "he'll do it man, he's crazy!"
"i'm bored" is "Get something to do! Make a new perl project! Can't be that hard! If you don't want to, just start, you'll find something else later. Have fun :)"
"i'm sorry you got your dick stuck in a cdrom hole, but that" is "no reason to take out your anger on the rest of us"
"i'm sure he" is "missing the content-type thingy."
"i18n" is "the dumbest abbreviation ever"
"iank" is "15:26 < coldboot> iank: You are a Jedi"
"ic" is ""ic" means "integrated circuit". Perhaps you meant "I see"?"
"ice tea" is "l'ice tea c booon"
"icetea" is "l'ice tea c booon"
"icke" is "not a kitty."
"id" is "see iot"
"ide" is "Komodo, Eclipse, KDevelop, X/GNU Emacs, gvim, Padre, Unix, padre.perlide.org"
"ideas" is "sorry, we're fresh out of ideas for today"
"idiotcgi" is "Idiot's Guide to CGI in Perl is http://www.webdeveloper.com/cgi-perl/"
"idiots" is "#python"
"idw" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"ie" is "non standards-compliant, buggy, evil little browser. a pox on it. Let's get together and destroy every copy of it."
"ie double" is "http://plone.org/documentation/how-to/ie-double-margin-bug"
"ie filters" is "http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/workshop/author/filter/filters.asp"
"ie fixed hack" is "http://annevankesteren.nl/2004/07/fixed-positioning"
"ie4linux" is "http://www.tatanka.com.br/ies4linux/index-en.html"
"iebug" is ";google CSS Internet Explorer bug"
"if anyone" is "a liar is"
"ignorance" is "Never use ignorance as a reason not to learn something."
"iirc" is "If I Remember Correctly"
"iirht" is "If I Really Had To"
"iis" is "blasphemy"
"ik" is "delicious bacon or probably quite insane"
"ill" is ""ill" means "sick".  Perhaps you meant "I'll" or "I will"."
"im" is "im means "instant message".  If you mean "I'm" or "I am", please say that"
"imMute" is "broken."
"include" is "PHP-like includes in Perl are not supported. See - http://xrl.us/weut"
"incoming" is "ftp://pause.perl.org/incoming"
"indirect" is "new Foo instead of Foo->new,  perldoc perlobj, Indirect Object Syntax; the caveats are listed"
"inf" is "a REAL REAL BIGASS number"
"infinite loop" is "See loop, infinite"
"initself" is "the technical term for a moron who wastes 5 hours because they don't read docs carefully"
"innocuous" is "innocuous is all funkyish and unpredictable"
"inop" is "Just because some random piece of software was written in Perl doesn't mean we know anything about it.  Read the documentation and talk to the authors."
"insanity" is "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
"insides" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"install module" is "perl -MCPAN -e 'install "Some::Module"' # where Some::Module is the one you want to install"
"installed" is "To check if something is installed, use perl -MMod::Name\ 999 or see perldoc -q installed"
"installed modules" is "perldoc perllocal or use ExtUtils::Installed. Check http://xrl.us/k8fc for further details."
"integral" is "And the perl stud spoketh "And lo, the sky fell and the channel was painted purple.""
"integrate" is "Get the answer from integral, the Master Perl-a-lator"
"internal server error" is "Okay, that's nice. What do the server error logs say?"
"interrupting cow" is "INTERRUPTING COW! MOOOOOO!"
"iot" is "see id"
"iow" is "in other words"
"ip address regex" is "Look at Regexp::Common"
"ip regex" is "Search cpan for Regexp::Common and use its net regexes"
"ipc" is "perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut, perldoc perlipc"
"ipv6" is "L'IPv6 ça rox ;-)"
"ipv6 howto" is "The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/"
"ipv6 rdns" is "BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/"
"ipv6howto" is "The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/"
"ipv6rdns" is "BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/"
"irated" is "a pirate of O'Reilly books"
"irc" is "Don't parse IRC with regular expressions! See POE::Component::IRC, Bot::BasicBot. Avoid Net::IRC. See also http://poe.perl.org/ . If your response begins "that's overkill. I only want to..." you are wrong."
"irl" is "In Real Life"
"is" is "is"
"is a noob" is "&noob perlbot"
"is coded in perl right? phpbot" is "perl too.. haha"
"is for" is "#perl is for helping Perl programmers write Perl code, if you have questions about other software please ask in the appropriate place to perlbot."
"is it a number" is "you should see perldoc -q 'is a number', where you will learn in part that /^\d+$/ is the proper, reliable test for a whole number or zero...  /^([+-]?)(?=\d|\.\d)\d*(\.\d*)?([Ee]([+-]?\d+))?$/ for floating point and scientific notation...   see also Scalar::Util::looks_like_number, Data::Types, Regexp::Common or POSIX::strtod"
"is stupid" is "hey, fuck you too buddy!"
"is that even relevant to the topic or" is "this just your way of saying "ive read SICP"?"
"is there a god?" is "Yes there is, and his name is Evan Carroll."
"isn't" is "what?"
"isn't it quiet" is "Too quiet, %NICK%, too quiet!"
"isn't it quiet?" is "Too quiet, too quiet!"
"israel myths" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/politics/dispelling-myths-about-israel/"
"it" is "♫ a long way from amphioxus / but we all came / from there."
"it doesn't work" is "Look buddy, doesn't work is a strong statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money?  Is it on IRC all the time? Be specific!  Examples of what doesn't work (or the URL) tend to help too, or pastebin the code"
"it doesnt work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it sure" is "quiet here."
"it won't work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it wont work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it works" is "Just because something might work doesn't mean that the solution being used is the best one.  Mopeds work, but wouldn't you rather be driving a Mercedes?"
"it's it" is "what is it?"
"it's quiet" is "no it's not"
"it's quiet in here" is "LA LA LA"
"itiyrn" is "if that is your real name!"
"its" is "It's it's, not its, if you mean it is. Otherwise, it's its. It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
"its my birthday" is "Happy birthday ivantis!"
"itunes barbie" is "Multiprocessing is HARD!"
"ivantis" is "ivantis is a vegetarian running the horrible stats robot"
"jack shit" is "I do too know jack shit! he's a great guy."
"jacph" is "(see "fors")"
"jagerman" is "A 12rd level, Lawful Evil Pussy failing to handle unlimited God plan. Study hard on Anatomy 101 (Sarah's Anatomy)"
"jagerman's location" is "http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Sackville,+NB,+Canada&ie=UTF8&ll=45.95115,-64.335937&spn=87.21612,152.050781&t=k&z=3&iwloc=addr&om=1"
"japh" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_another_Perl_hacker"
"jargon" is "http://catb.org/esr/jargon/"
"jasto" is "WARNING- misdirected christian! Actually wanted to know A/S/L. Lamer than anyone on this network."
"java" is "GumbyBRAIN> F00li5h, low class person who tries to sell low-quality in an alcoholic drink made from cocoa beans."
"java sucks" is "http://fax.twilightcoders.net/files/Accessors.java"
"javascript" is "I'm too dumb to know anything about javascript :-("
"jaynes" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameralism_(psychology) - Julian Jaynes's theory about the evolution of Consciousness"
"jdv79" is "jdv79 has trolled #perl in the past:  merlyn: why does perl not benefit from any corporate support?"
"jeek" is "the man"
"jeeper" is "Jeeper is the man, innit."
"jeffhan" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKh1Rv0PlOQ"
"jerk it" is "I'm on break, asshole."
"jesus" is "Jesus Christ on a Bicycle."
"jettero" is "a git guy"
"jew" is "everyone in #perl is a jew"
"jfdi" is "JUST FUCKING DO IT"
"jifty" is "Jifty - http://www.jifty.org/ ; http://use.perl.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/03/0622259&from=rss"
"jkauffman" is "jk--ffm-n"
"jobs" is "See bennymack for job opps in US-NY-Buffalo area"
"joel" is "Joel Spolsky, http://www.joelonsoftware.com/ - a blog about software management"
"john kerry" is "a douche bag but i'm voting for him anyway as http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/"
"js" is "j=just s=sucks"
"jubee" is "tell perlbot about jubee"
"k thx" is "like, omg, ur welcome!"
"kakuro" is "Kakuro or Cross-sums - a crossword with digits -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakuro ; http://www.kakuro.com/ ; http://kakuro.cc/"
"karma" is "pass out karma to those who deserve it (GumbyGumby++) and retract it from those who don't (php--)"
"karmalist" is "http://farnsworth.sexypenguins.com/karma/karma2.html"
"kent\n" is "http://kent-fredric.fox.geek.nz"
"kev" is "cool"
"keywords" is "Check out all the things I know: http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi Don't want to see the port and country TLD facts? http://chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi?noports=1&nocountries=1"
"kidney stones" is "ouch!"
"killbuu" is "perlbot eval: "perlbot killbuu""
"killing_zoe" is "filmaccio francese && un patty && !bassa"
"kingemer" is "mean to borius"
"kiss" is "*kiss*"
"kitties" is "kitties need to GROW UP AND GO BACK TO FURCADIA"
"kitty" is "http://xkcd.com/231/"
"kitty operator" is "=^_^="
"know perl" is "We can't really help you if you don't know perl. #perl is for perl programmers who know perl. Helping you with your script which you downloaded is like having a brain surgeon walk you through a lobotomy."
"koin" is "pam"
"korea" is "the land of beautiful women (see sex)"
"kp" is "The ultimate Canadian."
"kthx" is "like, omg, ur welcome!"
"kurila" is "Perl Kurila is a dialect of Perl by Gerard Goossen without backward compatibility. See http://dev.tty.nl/static/kurila/doc/pod/kurilaintro.html"
"l10n" is "the other dumbest abbreviation ever. See also: i18n"
"lala" is "eval: print "lala";"
"lame" is "lame lame lame lame lame lame lame I R LAME"
"languages" is "Check how computer languages compare...  http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/craps.php"
"lark" is "a bird"
"larry wall interview" is "Slashdot interview with Larry Wall: http://interviews.slashdot.org/interviews/02/09/06/1343222.shtml?tid=145"
"lart" is "Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool"
"last resort" is "Blaming your compiler, your tools, etc. is the last resort. LAST resort. (with apologies to mjd)"
"latemp" is "Latemp - http://web-cpan.berlios.de/latemp/ - rindolf's pet CMS, if you can call it that."
"laziness" is "The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer."
"leaderboard" is "http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html"
"leaky abstractions" is "http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/LeakyAbstractions.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_abstraction"
"learn balanced parentheses" is "print "OK" if /^(?{local $d=0})(\((?{$d++})|\)(?{$d--})(?(?{$d<0})(?!))|(?>[^()]+))*(?(?{$d!=0})(?!))$/'   prints "OK" if, and only if, $_ has proprely balanced parentheses"
"learn perl" is "http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"learning perl" is ""Learning Perl", the Llama Book - http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596520106/index.html (new fifth edition, covers 5.10) . see also "
"learning perl the hard way" is "http://greenteapress.com/perl/"
"leave" is "The Cure goes into the Perl Black-Hole..."
"leave me alone" is "Stop bugging us!"
"lemme play with you" is "Oh yes! Let's play!!"
"lern" is "Es heißt LEARN"
"lexical scoping like a fox" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=213855"
"leykis" is "at http://www.971freefm.com/pages/podcast/117.rss"
"lhs" is "left hand side"
"liar" is "You know that I want your lovin'... but my logic tells me that it ain't never gonna happen, and then my defenses say I did't want it anyway.  But you know, sometimes I'm a liar."
"libapi" is "The latest web2.0 buzzword-enabled ajax technology from Fotango.  see also http://libapi.com/"
"life" is "Life is a factoid test, or a box of chocolates rotting in the sun"
"life with CPAN" is "Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/"
"life without cpan" is ":-("
"like" is "It's hard to say if Perl has a function like X in another language.  Please describe what X does."
"likes me" is "<3"
"line" is "Ax + B = 0"
"line in a file" is "http://p3m.org/line-in-a-file.html"
"linux" is "linux rocks!"
"lions" is "lions rip buffalos apart with their bare hands and teeth, as well as awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl lion is epoch.  A lone male battling for survival on the savannah."
"lipsum" is "LIPSUM ORUM QUORUM FORUM BORK BORK BORK"
"lisp" is "Lisp is "the most beautiful language, but every program written in it is ugly" (Larry Wall). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_programming_language . Lisp has been very influential on most modern programming languages."
"list" is "see perldoc -q 'list and an array'"
"listen" is "< beth> [...] listen to buu"
"listen to us" is "Do you want help? Then DO WHAT WE SAY. You may be surprised to discover that we actually know what we're doing. (If you don't do EXACTLY what we say, then at least tell us what you did instead, and why.)"
"listref" is "LIST REFS DON'T EXIST."
"litebot" is "a version of tybalt's minibot running against SQLite"
"live with CPAN" is "CPAN will be interviewed tomorrow on Live! with Regis and Kelly"
"living with cpan" is "Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/"
"lk" is "the way people who don't know how to tab complete spell ik"
"llama" is "learning perl is a llama"
"lmao" is "That's really funny!"
"lmfao" is "That's entirely too funny!"
"load" is "To include a file: require, use, do"
"local" is "local: "my" is usually preferable to local, but see http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"locking" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/"
"lol" is "Loving old Ladies"
"loop" is "&loop"
"loop control" is "in perl last is used for break; next for continue and redo for redo"
"loop, infinite" is "See infinite loop"
"loudbot" is ".seen loudbot"
"love" is "hate"
"love perl" is ""So marry it!""
"lowercase-zofficks" is "ne "Zoffix""
"loxosceles" is "Loxosceles is the genus of spiders that includes the infamous brown recluse spider Loxosceles reclusa. Loxosceles.org is Beth's website"
"lpbd" is "PCRE should really be called LPBD - Like Perl But Different."
"ltr" is "A three letter acronym: Learn To Read.  Someone on this channel thinks that you've already been given the answers to your question.  They may be wrong, but often they're right.  Go back and read the responses, check any external references you were given and see if you missed something.  If you still have a question, try wording it a different way."
"ltt" is "A three letter acronym: Learn To Think. If you are reading this, it's because you've demonstrated an astounding and lamentable lack of ability or desire to think for yourself. We are not in the business of handing out answers or babysitting. Please use your brain instead of calling for mommy the instant you run into a problem. Or hire a helpdesk; cf jobs.perl.org"
"lua" is "http://www.lua.org/"
"ludan" is "crema per le emorroidi"
"lulz" is "Lulz are what I am in this for."
"lunch" is "Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so. -dna"
"lunch ideas" is "Macaroni and Cheese with hot dogs cut into it"
"lunix" is "some idiot term coined by people who really should know better."
"lutefisk" is "lye and some horrible fish crap."
"lwall facts" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866"
"lwpcook" is "lwpcook - The libwww-perl cookbook: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.803/lwpcook.pod"
"m" is "eval: pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10)"
"macmini" is "mac mini is a great computer"
"maintain" is "Write all your code as if the person who has to maintain it is an axe-weilding psychopath who knows where you live."
"mandriva" is "Mandriva Linux, the distribution formerly known as Mandrake. http://www.mandriva.com/ ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandriva"
"manual" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/perl.html"
"markup" is "(like xml) (:see html)"
"masak" is "masak"
"masha" is "Princess of tennis"
"mason" is "http://www.masonbook.com/book/"
"masonsjax" is "know how i know masonsjax is gay?  he likes anal sex with men."
"math" is "I don't like it when you use me for a calculator, but you can if you must... perlbot math (expression)"
"mauke" is "the perl god"
"maw" is "22:49 < syn> maw maw maAaaAaaWwW!"
"max" is "sub max { return (sort { $b <=> $a } @_)[0] }   # works on numbers, use cmp instead of <=> for characters/words"
"maxscience" is "iPhoneGuy, some ridiculous bastard from Italy that bitches as loud as he can scream, but is unwilling to lift a finger to help out"
"maypole" is "http://maypole.simon-cozens.org/"
"me" is "you"
"meaning of life" is "42 || Sex, drugs and rock-and-roll || Peace, pot, and microdots"
"meet beth" is "Beth will be in San Diego this saturday night (2005-01-15). Act now, plans are being made!"
"megahal" is "see: gumbybrain"
"meme" is "http://maxwell.lucifer.com/virus/alt.memetics/what.is.html"
"meow" is "=^_^="
"merci" is "de rien ;)"
"merlyn" is "Randal L. Schwartz, http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/ - Perl writer, tutor and consultant.  Now with the new and improved nick, "
"merlyn on mysql" is "http://use.perl.org/~merlyn/journal/30002"
"merlyn's books" is "camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom"
"merlyn's columns" is "unix review (69 and counting), linux magazine (92 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html"
"merlyn's location" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt"
"meta question" is "Don't ask to ask.  Don't ask to ask about X.  Don't ask if anyone is qualified to answer about X.  Just ask."
"metacommit" is "?eval  my &summon = sub { return "#Summoning metacommitters: any(" ~ uc( @^metacommitters ) ~ ").come_to_me";} summon"
"metallica" is "a metal band which produced music from the early 1980s until 27 September 1986, with a gentle transition to an angry country redneck band after that."
"metaperl" is "A troll, but sometimes his trolling produces thought provoking discussion."
"metatron" is "The voice of the One True God (TM)"
"milestone screenshots" is "http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ#Our_Milestone_Pictures"
"mister goodbar" is "WTF are you talking about, stu8?"
"mizerou" is "mizerou is a perl master in training"
"mjd 12" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/12views/samples/notes.html"
"mjd buffering" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"mjd local" is "http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"mjh" is "Hoooooooooah!"
"mod_cure" is "mod_cure is the man!"
"mod_perl" is "Check out mod_perl at http://perl.apache.org"
"mod_perl book" is "http://modperlbook.org/"
"mod_perl_inc" is "http://www.webreference.com/programming/perl/mod_perl/chap6/3/3.html"
"modperl" is "Check out mod_perl at perl.apache.org"
"module install" is "cpan -i Some::Module"
"module installed" is "To find out whether a module is installed, do perl -MSome::Module -e0 # where Some::Module is the one you want to check. No message = installed, "Compilation failed in ..."  = not installed"
"module mechanics" is "Perl Module Mechanics: http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/perl/module_mechanics.html"
"module starter" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/Module-Starter/"
"modules" is ""Modules are a collection of reusable perl functions or classes that your perl script can use or require to avoid having to re-invent wheels. Most modules are typically found on CPAN and you can install them by using perl -MCPAN -e shell; and then following the prompts""
"modulinos" is "http://www252.pair.com/comdog/mastering_perl/Chapters/18.modulinos.html"
"modus" is "irc.freenode.net #modus http://modus.rapidpacket.com SUBSPACE http://gallery.pichars.org/modus_reborn/"
"mofbot" is "mofbot: hi"
"mofino" is "lame dispenser of hate"
"mofino hard" is " ezra, but you can do that with any girl.. I like the ones that make it hard"
"mom" is "chris's mom is hot"
"monkeys" is "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of irc clients would always be smarter than you"
"months" is "@mo = qw(Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec);"
"moo" is "Hey, you're a cow :p"
"moritz" is "moritz_"
"mrfe" is "Man Responsible For Everything"
"mst" is "an unknown nation builder."
"mu" is "the cat with the smallest mu has the least friction"
"music" is "JONAH33"
"my whole existence" is "flawed"
"mysql" is "mysql - not a real database - why not a real database ; http://sql-info.de/mysql/gotchas.html"
"mysql port" is "3306"
"nachos" is "delicious"
"nakeeee" is "< GumbyBRAIN> The anti-semetic sect of jewish people."
"namespace" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"namespaces" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"nasa tv" is "http://www.nasa.gov/55644main_NASATV_Windows.asx"
"needs" is "note: you didn't provide any where neer the amount of information needed to make a decision specific to your needs."
"neo tech" is "http://www.neo-tech.com/orientation/"
"neotech" is "http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.unabomber/msg/f2a168a22e24b8d7"
"netbsd" is "NetBSD > *"
"neutron" is "a neutron walk into a bar and orders a drink, recieving it he begins to search for cash, the bar tender halts his efforts with "No problem, buddy.  For you no charge.""
"new module" is "To write a CPAN module, see perldoc perlnewmod, perlmodstyle, perlmod, perlmodlib"
"newline" is "\n"
"news" is "Perl News Sites are http://perlbuzz.com/ , http://use.perl.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/"
"nfi" is "17:32 < lucs> NO FUCKING IDEA"
"nice" is "leinaD> You guys are a heck of a lot nicer than the people on the php channel."
"nice perlbot" is "  "
"niggers" is "black"
"nip it" is "in the bud!"
"nms" is "Web scripts written by experts - http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/"
"no" is "What are you doing, why are you doing it, and how can I convince you to stop?"
"no Karma for ology" is "sqrt(-1)"
"no help" is "no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!"
"no more pasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"no paste" is "Paste here: http://sial.org/pbot/perl"
"no pasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"no strict" is "no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!"
"no thanks" is "Don't thank me, donate to the perl foundation: http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"no u" is "An internet meme, indicating defiance or contradiction. It's supposed to be this way, and thus isn't someone being GALACTICALLY STUPID."
"no warnings" is "no strict no warnings no help. That's the #perl motto!"
"no workie" is "see doesn't work"
"no, 01" is "two bits, and '32-bit' means its internal operators work on 32-bit chunks"
"no, Zoffix" is "Zoffix is cool"
"no, going to yapc" is "so far beth, mofino, yaakov, hobbs. Add yourself if applicable!"
"no, here doc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"no, heredoc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"no, lol" is "LOLLERSKATES"
"no, perlbot" is "a bot."
"nomorepasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"non-root" is "use local::lib or read Using CPAN with a non-root account at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"non-root cpan" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"nonroot" is "see non-root"
"nonroot cpan" is "see non-root cpan"
"nopaste" is "see paste"
"nopasting" is "Paste your code here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"norvig" is "http://norvig.com/21-days.html"
"noses" is "(-: wasting bandwidth through noses since 2002 :-)"
"not == not. man mt3" is "dumb, period ... that' too much for you as I can see ^_^"
"not leet" is "http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-06-06"
"not root" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"not working" is "Look buddy, doesn't work is an ambiguous statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money?"
"nouns" is "nouns is Javaland - The Kingdom of Nouns -  http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html - when Object Oriented Programming is done wrong."
"november 17, 1858" is "http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/usenet/julian-day"
"now ubuntu" is "debian with sudo"
"nts" is "Newbie Talking Syndrome, where people type constantly on the channel for no purpose other than to shout I am HERE! or when your right pinky does all the work. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth. People suffering from it don't realise they have it, even if you mention this factoid"
"nude lesbian gladiators" is "the best porn available."
"nuke" is "for choking down cocks"
"number" is "I'm not a number, I'm a free womble!"
"obfuscation" is "c"
"objectivism" is "Objectivism, Ayn Rand's Libertarian Philosophy - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectivism_(Ayn_Rand)"
"objects" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/ , http://perldoc.perl.org/perlboot.html , http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html , http://perldoc.perl.org/perlobj.html"
"oblio" is "no more! long live!"
"oblio define bl" is " bl \Bee-el\, n. [From {Bad Langauage}.] Computer language whose main purpose seems to have been to crash, esp. IRC bots."
"octocat" is "http://markelikalderon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/octocat.png"
"octophant" is "some kind of wonderful robotic man"
"ofer0" is "ofer"
"oh fuck you" is "fuck you too cuntneck!"
"oh yeah, and mine" is "actually readable source"
"oink" is "http://failblog.org/2008/09/25/police-fail-2/"
"old topic" is "Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805  GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway."
"old topic HACK" is "Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805  GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway."
"ology" is "a really cool perl hacker"
"omfg" is "I can't believe you did that..."
"omfgwtfstfu" is "ETOOMANYSEXX"
"omg" is "omg wtf bbq"
"omgness" is "short for oh my goodness; see omg"
"one liner" is "docs and example of perl one liners: http://sial.org/howto/perl/one-liner/"
"one thing i did was turn nonblocking off" is "buubot?"
"oo" is "for Object Oriented programming see perldoc perlboot, perltoot, perltooc, perlbot, perlobj, perlmod, perlmodlib, perlmodstyle, perlnewmod, -f bless, -f package and http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=519389"
"ood" is "out of date"
"oogy" is " i'm gayer than xtat"
"open" is "perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut or perldoc perlipc"
"open source" is "I think you mean open sores"
"openbsd" is "OpenBSD - Only one remote hole in the default install, in more than 8 years (without SSH)!"
"opencyc" is "www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine"
"openfly" is " you are just being a dick on irc"
"ops" is "thrig paladin kitchen bod rindolf Chris62vw khisanth tybalt89 simcop2387 sili tag BinGOs beth mst f00li5h"
"ops # AnonymousLSD" is "being more fucking annoying than me"
"ops ## ban farnsworth he" is "spamming error messages."
"optimisation" is "see optimization"
"optimization" is ""What is faster? X or Y?" - see http://xrl.us/ondzx"
"optional module" is "http://sial.org/blog/2006/12/optional_perl_module_loading.html"
"oracle" is "http://www.oracle.com/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_database, http://oracle-wtf.blogspot.com/. That or the Delphi Oracle or NP-Complete Oracles."
"ordered hash" is "get your ordered hash: Tie::IxHash or Tie::OrderedHash. better yet, use a frickin array."
"orgasms" is "watch out for buu... and his mess..."
"orinoco" is "a south american river, 1500 miles long"
"orly" is "yarly"
"orm" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-relational_mapping, see DBIx::Class, Rose::DB::Object"
"oswd" is "Open Source Web Design - http://www.oswd.org/"
"other regex" is "Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions because we will try our hardest to give you a Perl-only solution."
"otoh" is "on the other hand"
"ouah" is "ho le maichan trolleur"
"our" is "An "our" declares the listed variables to be valid globals within the enclosing block, file, or "eval"."
"overhyped" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/"
"overload" is "overload is a neat module to allow you to make your objects behave oddly when used in expressions"
"ovid" is "Ovid is either Curtis "Ovid" Poe ( http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/ ) or the CPAN->RPM Gateway - http://search.cpan.org/dist/Ovid/. That or the ancient Roman dude."
"ovid's cgi course" is "http://web.archive.org/web/20070709150107/http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"ovid's cgi tutorial" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/index.html"
"owner" is "Chris62vw owns me in various positions."
"ozy and millie" is "http://www.ozyandmillie.org/"
"p6" is "a patchset to make perl5 maintainable"
"p6ge" is "perl 6 grammar engine"
"p6l" is "perl6-language@perl.org"
"pDC" is "Perl Dreamer's Association of associated thoughts and references that are usually puzzling and always genius for the solving of complex problems in the language of thy camel our lord as spoken by WebGUI the savior of all things cool"
"pQuery" is "pQuery where p = Perl at http://ajaxian.com/archives/pquery-where-p-perl"
"padawan" is "Apprentice Jedi"
"pam" is "a login manager :)"
"paotzu" is "a coprophagic zoofile from outer space. In his spare time he climaxes old ladies."
"parallel" is "poe.perl.org, Parallel::ForkManager and some other things"
"paris" is "Yeah I Did her. It was me in the video"
"parrot" is "http://www.parrotcode.org/"
"parse html" is "Don't even THINK about using regular expressions; to parse HTML go to http://search.cpan.org/search?query=parse+html&mode=module"
"parsing" is "commonly used parsing techniques: http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col55.html"
"paste" is "Paste your code to http://sial.org/pbot/perl http://erxz.com/pb or http://p3m.org/pfn/perl and #Perl will be able to view it."
"paste in the channel" is "403 Forbidden"
"pastebin" is "(see paste)"
"pastebot" is "http://search.cpan.org/~rcaputo/Bot-Pastebot-0.52/"
"pastebot project" is "Hey, we could use some help!  Check out: http://sf.net/projects/pastebot/"
"pasted" is "pasted"
"pasted "WHY USE LISP!?  C" is "FASTAR?!?!?" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/50979"
"patience" is "The people who help here are volunteers. Your attitude will determine how politely you are helped."
"pattern" is " Helping pattern was a thoroughly unpleasant experience that I would not want to repeat.  I would like that half hour of my life back."
"pause recent" is "ftp://pause.perl.org/pub/PAUSE/authors/id/"
"pbml" is "Perl Basics Mailing List - http://oakland.pm.org/mailinglists/pbml_faq.html"
"pbotutil" is "pbotutil: http://sial.org/code/perl/scripts/pbotutil.pl"
"pbp" is "Perl Best Practices by Damian. http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/perlbp/   # But keep in mind, it is only 'a' way, not 'the' way."
"pbride" is "The Princess Bride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride_(film) - only the best film ever."
"pdpc" is "Peer-Directed Projects Center - http://freenode.net/pdpc.shtml"
"pearl" is "see perl"
"pebcak" is "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard"
"pebkac" is "problem exists between keyboard and chair"
"penis" is "hey spaceboy!"
"penis  >  simcop2387 | q[ender]: but then i'll be  called  simcop2387 | perlbot BTS  >  simcop2387 | perlbot help  >  simcop2387 | psypete  slaps  simcop2387 | what" is "simcop2387 | I  blame  simcop2387 | You  suck  simcop2387 | my account name  is  simcop2387 | thanks, I  have  simcop2387 | elisabeth  ==  simcop2387 | Khisanth  smacks  simcop2387 | Khisanth  slaps  simcop2387 | Elisabeth  love  simcop2387"
"peppe" is "peppe e' phicko e fuffoso"
"perbot: I only listen" is "Dazbot do"
"performance" is "if your question begins with "is there a performance boost from ..." the answer is no, there is not, ever. write good clean code first, then if performance becomes an issue"
"perl" is "It's Perl (for the language) or perl (for the interpreter) but NEVER 'PERL'!"
"perl 6 critique" is "rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746"
"perl \is not python" is " it's just pining!"
"perl begin" is "The Perl Beginners' Site - http://perl-begin.org/"
"perl broken" is "Do you REALLY think that the language is broken?  That a language and implementation that's been around for over 10 years is broken, and wrong?  Instead of someone who's just getting started with Perl?  What are the chances?"
"perl english" is "You know what I like about perl? It's the fact that this English sentence is perfectly parsable! Some may say: "no way", but I got deparse to prove it"
"perl for newbies" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/"
"perl for the insane" is "Yaakov, you can read the camel like everyone else"
"perl help" is "Ask forth your question to the all-knowing #perl and we shall bestow upon you the answer of correctitude."
"perl jobs" is "http://jobs.perl.org"
"perl like c" is "< Yaakov> perl is very idiomatic.  Your C experience will only help you with general principles.  If you use your style and structure experience from C with perl, you will make an awful mess. [...] A hammer and a screwdriver both install fasteners, but if you only know one, you are going to do pretty poorly with the other."
"perl meme" is "http://www.perlmeme.org/"
"perl null" is "null is spelled 'undef' in Perl, and is generally just as fatal to program execution as it is in languages where null exists."
"perl prototypes" is "Prototypes in Perl: http://www.perl.com/language/misc/fmproto.html"
"perl regex" is "Learn Perl regex syntax: http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html  http://perldoc.perl.org/perlretut.html , http://www.regular-expressions.info/lookaround.html"
"perl religiosity" is "Perl is a great language.  It's very well suited to do many things, especially string manipulation.  However, beware of the narrowminded / ignorant / religious  who claims Perl is good, or even best, at everything.  "I know a lot of people use Perl for what it's useful for.  But I don't expect them to take themselves off to a monastery and just write Perl scripts all day."  --  Larry Wall"
"perl sdl" is "http://sdlperl.org/"
"perl stats" is "http://erxz.com/stats/"
"perl topic" is "Feel free to talk about whatever you wish in #perl, but help those who ask perl questions"
"perl tutorials" is "Tutorials and Books: http://www.comp.leeds.ac.uk/Perl/start.html :: http://learn.perl.org/ :: http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks"
"perl win" is "See: http://win32.perl.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page"
"perl's greatest strength" is "regular expressions, hashes, modules and cpan"
"perl-begin" is "http://perl-begin.org/"
"perl5004delta" is "what's new for perl5.004 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5004delta.html"
"perl5005delta" is "what's new for perl5.005 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5005delta.html"
"perl561delta" is "what's new for perl v5.6.x - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl561delta.html"
"perl56delta" is "what's new for perl v5.6.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl56delta.html"
"perl570delta" is "what's new for perl v5.7.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl570delta.html"
"perl6" is "a patchset to make perl5 maintainable"
"perl6 Test.pm" is "http://feather.perl6.nl/~markstos/Test.pm.html"
"perl6 bible" is "http://search.cpan.org/~autrijus/Perl6-Bible-0.30/"
"perl6crit" is "rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746"
"perlDreamer" is "Colin Kuskie, Contributor of the Year, and jack of all trades"
"perlaix" is "Perl version 5 on IBM Unix (AIX) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlaix.html"
"perlall" is "see: RTFM"
"perlamiga" is "Perl under Amiga OS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlamiga.html"
"perlapi" is "autogenerated documentation for the perl public API - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapi.html"
"perlapio" is "perl's IO abstraction interface. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapio.html"
"perlapollo" is "Perl version 5 on Apollo DomainOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlapollo.html"
"perlass" is "when your ass goes numb from coding perl"
"perlbat" is "perlbot's halloween costume (^) <-- ascii bat"
"perlbeos" is "Perl version 5 on BeOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbeos.html"
"perlbook" is "Perl book information - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbook.html"
"perlboot" is "Perl OO tutorial for beginners - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlboot.html"
"perlbot" is "perldoc perlbot - Bag'o Object Tricks (the BOT)"
"perlbot TIMTOWTDI" is "see TMTOWTDI (there is no first I)"
"perlbot doesn't work" is "Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too."
"perlbot regex" is "Regular Expressioins: perldoc perlrequick perlretut perlre"
"perlbot relearn not working as Look buddy, doesn't work" is "an ambiguous statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money? Does it waste its time on IRC all day long?  Please be specific!  Define 'it' and what it isn't doing."
"perlbot relearn your face as" is "ugly"
"perlbot what" is "pcre"
"perlbot what time" is "it"
"perlbot your face" is "ugly"
"perlbot yuiop." is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
"perlbot!" is "What? I didn't do it! you can't prove anything!"
"perlbot, god" is "EvanCarroll"
"perlbot, niggers" is "stupid"
"perlbot, relearn god as God" is "EvanCarroll, rejoice for he is all holy."
"perlbot, what" is "what"
"perlbot, who" is "your god?"
"perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" is "Dazbot do"
"perlbota" is "perlbot"
"perlbs2000" is "building and installing Perl for BS2000. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlbs2000.html"
"perlcafe" is "http://jagerman.com/perlcafe/"
"perlcafe ops" is "Chris62vw q[ender] jagerman rindolf"
"perlcall" is "Perl calling conventions from C - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcall.html"
"perlcc" is "Don't use perlcc!! Use PAR instead: http://par.perl.org"
"perlce" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlce.html"
"perlcheat" is "Perl cheat sheet - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcheat.html"
"perlclib" is "Internal replacements for stand"
"perlcn" is "¼òÌåÖ�ÎÄ Perl Ö¸Ä� - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcn.html"
"perlcompile" is "Introduction to the Perl Compiler-Translator - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcompile.html"
"perlcygwin" is "Perl for Cygwin - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlcygwin.html"
"perldata" is "Perl data types - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldata.html"
"perldbmfilter" is "Perl DBM Filters - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldbmfilter.html"
"perldebguts" is "Guts of Perl debugging - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebguts.html"
"perldebtut" is "Perl debugging tutorial - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebtut.html"
"perldebug" is "Perl debugging - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebug.html"
"perldelta" is "what is new for perl v5.8.0 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldelta.html"
"perldgux" is "Perl under DG/UX. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldgux.html"
"perldiag" is "various Perl diagnostics - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldiag.html"
"perldoc" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/ or USE THE DOCS INSTALLED ON YOUR SYSTEM.   On *nix you get perldoc(1) (See perldoc perldoc), and on windows activestate comes with HTML."
"perldoc howto" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/perldoc/"
"perldos" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perldos.html"
"perldsc" is "Perl Data Structures Cookbook - http://perldoc.perl.org/perldsc.html"
"perlebcdic" is "Considerations for running Perl on EBCDIC platforms - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlebcdic.html"
"perlembed" is "how to embed perl in your C program - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlembed.html"
"perlepoc" is "Perl for EPOC - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlepoc.html"
"perlfaq" is "Perl frequently asked questions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq.html"
"perlfaq1" is "General Questions About Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq1.html"
"perlfaq2" is "Obtaining and Learning about Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq2.html"
"perlfaq3" is "Programming tools - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq3.html"
"perlfaq4" is "Data Manipulation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq4.html"
"perlfaq5" is "Files and Formats - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq5.html"
"perlfaq6" is "Regular expressions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq6.html"
"perlfaq7" is "Perl Language Issues - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq7.html"
"perlfaq8" is "System Interaction - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq8.html"
"perlfaq9" is "Networking - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq9.html"
"perlfilter" is "Source Filters - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfilter.html"
"perlfork" is "Perl's fork() emulation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfork.html"
"perlform" is "Perl form"
"perlfreebsd" is "Perl version 5 on FreeBSD systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfreebsd.html"
"perlfunc" is "Perl builtin functions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfunc.html"
"perlguts" is "Introduction to the Perl API - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlguts.html"
"perlguts illustrated" is "http://www.perl.org/tpc/1998/Perl_Language_and_Modules/Perl%20Illustrated/"
"perlhack" is "How to hack at the Perl internals - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhack.html"
"perlhashes" is "http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2002/10/01/hashes.html"
"perlhist" is "the Perl history records - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhist.html"
"perlhpux" is "Perl version 5 on Hewlett-Packard Unix (HP-UX) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhpux.html"
"perlhurd" is "Perl version 5 on Hurd - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlhurd.html"
"perlintern" is "autogenerated documentation of purely internal Perl functions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintern.html"
"perlintro" is "a brief introduction to and overview of Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintro.html"
"perliol" is "C API for Perl's implementation of IO in Layers. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perliol.html"
"perlipc" is "Perl interprocess communication (signals, fifos, pipes, safe subprocesses, sockets, and semaphores) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlipc.html"
"perlirix" is "Perl version 5 on Irix systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlirix.html"
"perlish" is "Perlish Coding Style - http://perl.4pro.net/pcs.html - a non-recommended style of writing Perl code."
"perlisism" is "Perlisism: When a man tells you he wants a language in which he needs only state what he wants done, give him a lollipop"
"perlism" is "Perlisism: When a man tells you he wants a language in which he needs only state what he wants done, give him a lollipop"
"perljam" is " simcop2387: Sure, but if and when you do hang out, I'm sure she asks you to put it back in."
"perljp" is "ÆüËܸì Perl ¥¬¥¤¥É - http://perldoc.perl.org/perljp.html"
"perlko" is "Perl°ú Çѱ¹¾î ÀÎÄÚµù - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlko.html"
"perllexwarn" is "Perl Lexical Warnings - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllexwarn.html"
"perllocale" is "Perl locale handling (internationalization and localization) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllocale.html"
"perllol" is "Manipulating Arrays of Arrays in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perllol.html"
"perlmachten" is "Perl version 5 on Power MachTen systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmachten.html"
"perlmacos" is "Perl under Mac OS (Classic) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmacos.html"
"perlmeme" is "http://perlmeme.org/"
"perlmint" is "Perl version 5 on Atari MiNT - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmint.html"
"perlmod" is "Perl modules (packages and symbol tables) - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmod.html"
"perlmodinstall" is "Installing CPAN Modules - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodinstall.html"
"perlmodlib" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodlib.html"
"perlmodstyle" is "Perl module style guide - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmodstyle.html"
"perlmonkey" is "http://d.imagehost.org/0684/perl.png"
"perlmonks" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/ .. a Perl user community that you should join if you want to learn Perl."
"perlmpeix" is "Perl/iX for HP e3000 MPE - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlmpeix.html"
"perlneck" is "when your neck starts to feel subluxed because of coding perl"
"perlnetware" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnetware.html"
"perlnewb" is "perlnewb is a silly bastard"
"perlnewbie" is "[see whiteghost]"
"perlnewmod" is "preparing a new module for distribution - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnewmod.html"
"perlnumber" is "semantics of numbers and numeric operations in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlnumber.html"
"perlobj" is "Perl objects - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlobj.html"
"perlop" is "Perl operators and precedence - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlop.html"
"perlopentut" is "tutorial on opening things in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlopentut.html"
"perlos2" is "Perl under OS/2, DOS, Win0.3*, Win0.95 and WinNT. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlos2.html"
"perlos390" is "building and installing Perl for OS/390 and z/OS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlos390.html"
"perlothrtut" is "old tutorial on threads in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlothrtut.html"
"perlpacktut" is "tutorial on pack and unpack - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpacktut.html"
"perlpaste" is "see paste"
"perlplan9" is "Plan 9-specific documentation for Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlplan9.html"
"perlpod" is "Perl plain old documentation - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpod.html"
"perlpodspec" is "Plain Old Documentation: format specification and notes - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpodspec.html"
"perlporn" is "Unf."
"perlport" is "Writing portable Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perl5"
"perlqnx" is "Perl version 5 on QNX - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlqnx.html"
"perlre" is "Perl regular expressions - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlre.html"
"perlredocs" is "perlrequick, perlretut, perlre, perlreref"
"perlref" is "Perl references and nested data structures - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlref.html"
"perlreftut" is "Mark's very short tutorial about references - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlreftut.html"
"perlrequick" is "Perl regular expressions quick start - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlrequick.html"
"perlreref" is "Regexp Quick Reference - http://dellah.org/pod/perlreref.html"
"perlretut" is "Perl regular expressions tutorial - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlretut.html"
"perlrun" is "how to execute the Perl interpreter - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlrun.html"
"perlsec" is "Perl security - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsec.html"
"perlsex" is "print "OMG OMG OMG YES YES YES""
"perlsolaris" is "Perl version 5 on Solaris systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsolaris.html"
"perlstyle" is "Perl style guide - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlstyle.html"
"perlsub" is "Perl subroutines - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsub.html"
"perlsyn" is "Perl syntax - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlsyn.html"
"perlthrtut" is "tutorial on threads in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlthrtut.html"
"perltidy" is "Beautify your code with perltidy! http://perltidy.sourceforge.net/"
"perltie" is "how to hide an object class in a simple variable - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltie.html"
"perltip" is "A great tip for large scripts containing a vast number of variable names it is best to be consistent with your case sensitivity and maybe even develop a system for naming variables that makes sense to you. For the majority of us programmers, capitals are simply not an option.  http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlsyntax.php"
"perltoc" is "perl documentation table of contents - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoc.html"
"perltodo" is "Perl TO-DO List - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltodo.html"
"perltooc" is "Perl OO tutorial, part 2 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltooc.html"
"perltoot" is "Perl OO tutorial, part 1 - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html"
"perltrap" is "Perl traps for the unwary - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltrap.html"
"perltru64" is "Perl version 5 on Tru64 (formerly known as Digital UNIX formerly known as DEC OSF/1) systems - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltru64.html"
"perltut" is "Tutorials and books: http://www.comp.leeds.ac.uk/Perl/start.html - http://library.psyon.org/programming/perl/win32perltut.html (for all platforms) - http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks"
"perltw" is "¥¿Å餤¤å Perl «ü«n - http://perldoc.perl.org/perltw.html"
"perlunicode" is "Unicode support in Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunicode.html"
"perlunifaq" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/perlunifaq.html"
"perluniintro" is "Perl Unicode introduction - http://perldoc.perl.org/perluniintro.html"
"perlunitut" is "http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?perlunitut"
"perlutil" is "utilities packaged with the Perl distribution - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlutil.html"
"perluts" is "Perl under UTS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perluts.html"
"perlvar" is "Perl predefined variables - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvar.html"
"perlvmesa" is "building and installing Perl for VM/ESA. - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvmesa.html"
"perlvms" is "VMS-specific documentation for Perl - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvms.html"
"perlvos" is "Perl for Stratus VOS - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlvos.html"
"perlwin32" is "- http://perldoc.perl.org/perlwin32.html"
"perlxs" is "XS language reference manual - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlxs.html"
"perlxstut" is "Tutorial for writing XSUBs - http://perldoc.perl.org/perlxstut.html"
"perlygatekeeper" is "great for 1 day"
"pernetrope" is "it's from a movie called fantastic planet"
"pesky" is "MeVsTheVoices is pesky (see also: MeVsTheVoices)"
"pets" is "=^_^="
"phalanx" is "The Phalanx Project - Improving tests, coverage and documentation in Perl and CPAN - http://qa.perl.org/phalanx/"
"philosophy what" is "the meaning of life?"
"photobucket" is "Chris62vw photobucket: http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x226/Chris62vw/"
"php" is "http://tnx.nl/php  ruby is halfway between lisp and perl just like PHP is halfway between a template system and VB 5. see also: http://www.articlesbase.com/videos/5min/406012"
"php for large sites" is "http://www.ukuug.org/events/linux2002/papers/html/php/"
"pi" is "3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865"
"pichars" is "http://gallery.pichars.org"
"picture" is "my picture ~ http://gallery.pichars.org/modus/perlbot.png"
"pie" is "Ding, pies are done!"
"piet" is "an esoteric programming language designed by David Morgan-Mar, whose programs are bitmaps that look like abstract art. See http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html"
"ping" is "pong!"
"pinyin" is "Check out http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=11 for information on the CEDict::Pinyin module."
"pita" is "Pita in the ass"
"pix" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"pix plz" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"pkrumins" is "alexander superkit"
"placeholders" is "You want placeholders: http://www.geekuprising.com/create_better_perl_and_sql_with_placeholders"
"plan 9" is "the OS from outer space"
"pls" is "http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/omglol.html"
"plurk" is "teh awesome chat-esqe irc-esqe twitter-esqe comms site, built with less fail!: http://www.plurk.com"
"plz" is "Plz to not be usink the AOLbonics kthxbye."
"poco-irc" is "poco-irc is the short form for POE::Component::IRC and see http://www.gumbynet.org.uk/poe/ for details ( Win32 packages and installation instructions available )."
"pod" is "Pod in 5 Minutes: http://juerd.nl/site.plp/perlpodtut"
"poe" is "POE - multitasking and network framework for perl - http://poe.perl.org/ - POE Cookbook: http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook"
"poe debug" is "sub POE::Kernel::ASSERT_DEFAULT () { 1 } sub POE::Kernel::TRACE_DEFAULT  () { 1 }"
"poeknee" is "GumbyBRAIN: POEKnee"
"poeslides" is "http://axkit.org/docs/presentations/tpc2002/poe.axp/poe.pdf"
"pong" is "http://xkcd.com/117/"
"poolp" is "poolp is a lamer!"
"porn" is "http://www.asciipr0n.com"
"port 0" is "port 0: - Reserved"
"port 1" is "port 1: tcpmux - TCP Port Service Multiplexer"
"port 100" is "port 100: newacct - [unauthorized use]"
"port 1000" is "port 1000: cadlock - cadlock"
"port 10000" is "port 10000: ndmp - Network Data Management Protocol"
"port 10007" is "port 10007: mvs-capacity - MVS Capacity"
"port 1008" is "port 1008: - Possibly used by Sun Solaris"
"port 10080" is "port 10080: amanda - Amanda"
"port 101" is "port 101: hostname - NIC Host Name Server"
"port 1010" is "port 1010: surf - surf"
"port 1011" is "port 1011: - Reserved"
"port 1012" is "port 1012: - Reserved"
"port 1013" is "port 1013: - Reserved"
"port 1014" is "port 1014: - Reserved"
"port 1015" is "port 1015: - Reserved"
"port 1016" is "port 1016: - Reserved"
"port 1017" is "port 1017: - Reserved"
"port 1018" is "port 1018: - Reserved"
"port 1019" is "port 1019: - Reserved"
"port 102" is "port 102: iso-tsap - ISO-TSAP Class 0"
"port 1020" is "port 1020: - Reserved"
"port 1021" is "port 1021: - Reserved"
"port 1022" is "port 1022: - Reserved"
"port 1023" is "port 1023: - Reserved"
"port 1024" is "port 1024: - Reserved"
"port 1025" is "port 1025: blackjack - network blackjack"
"port 1027" is "port 1027: icq - ICQ"
"port 10288" is "port 10288: blocks - Blocks"
"port 1029" is "port 1029: icq - ICQ"
"port 103" is "port 103: gppitnp - Genesis Point-to-Point Trans Net"
"port 1030" is "port 1030: iad1 - BBN IAD"
"port 1031" is "port 1031: iad2 - BBN IAD"
"port 1032" is "port 1032: icq - ICQ"
"port 1032" is "port 1032: iad3 - BBN IAD"
"port 104" is "port 104: acr-nema - ACR-NEMA Digital Imag. & Comm. 300"
"port 1047" is "port 1047: neod1 - Sun's NEO Object Request Broker"
"port 1048" is "port 1048: neod2 - Sun's NEO Object Request Broker"
"port 105" is "port 105: cso - CCSO name server protocol"
"port 105" is "port 105: csnet-ns - Mailbox Name Nameserver"
"port 1058" is "port 1058: nim - nim"
"port 1059" is "port 1059: nimreg - nimreg"
"port 106" is "port 106: 3com-tsmux - 3COM-TSMUX"
"port 1067" is "port 1067: instl_boots - Installation Bootstrap Proto. Serv."
"port 1068" is "port 1068: instl_bootc - Installation Bootstrap Proto. Cli."
"port 107" is "port 107: rtelnet - Remote Telnet Service"
"port 108" is "port 108: snagas - SNA Gateway Access Server"
"port 1080" is "port 1080: socks - Socks (or Wingate)"
"port 1083" is "port 1083: ansoft-lm-1 - Anasoft License Manager"
"port 1084" is "port 1084: ansoft-lm-2 - Anasoft License Manager"
"port 1085" is "port 1085: webobjects - Web Objects"
"port 109" is "port 109: pop2 - Post Office Protocol - Version 2"
"port 1097" is "port 1097: sunclustermgr - Sun Cluster Manager"
"port 1098" is "port 1098: rmiactivation - RMI Activation"
"port 1099" is "port 1099: rmiregistry - RMI Registry"
"port 11" is "port 11: systat - Active Users"
"port 110" is "port 110: pop3 - Post Office Protocol - Version 3"
"port 11000" is "port 11000: irisa - IRISA"
"port 11001" is "port 11001: metasys - Metasys"
"port 111" is "port 111: sunrpc - SUN Remote Procedure Call"
"port 1110" is "port 1110: nfsd-status - Cluster status info"
"port 1111" is "port 1111: lmsocialserver - LM Social Server"
"port 11111" is "port 11111: vce - Viral Computing Environment (VCE)"
"port 1114" is "port 1114: mini-sql - Mini SQL"
"port 112" is "port 112: mcidas - McIDAS Data Transmission Protocol"
"port 1123" is "port 1123: murray - Murray"
"port 113" is "port 113: ident - 113/tcp: auth - Authentication Service"
"port 11367" is "port 11367: atm-uhas - ATM UHAS"
"port 114" is "port 114: audionews - Audio News Multicast"
"port 115" is "port 115: sftp - Simple File Transfer Protocol"
"port 1155" is "port 1155: nfa - Network File Access"
"port 116" is "port 116: ansanotify - ANSA REX Notify"
"port 1161" is "port 1161: health-polling - Health Polling"
"port 1162" is "port 1162: health-trap - Health Trap"
"port 117" is "port 117: uucp-path - UUCP Path Service"
"port 118" is "port 118: sqlserv - SQL Services"
"port 1180" is "port 1180: mc-client - Millicent Client Proxy"
"port 1188" is "port 1188: hp-webadmin - HP Web Admin"
"port 119" is "port 119: nntp - Network News Transfer Protocol"
"port 120" is "port 120: cfdptkt - CFDPTKT"
"port 12000" is "port 12000: entextxid - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA XID Exchange"
"port 12001" is "port 12001: entextnetwk - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS Network Priority"
"port 12002" is "port 12002: entexthigh - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS High Priority"
"port 12003" is "port 12003: entextmed - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS Medium Priority"
"port 12004" is "port 12004: entextlow - IBM Enterprise Extender SNA COS Low Priority"
"port 1202" is "port 1202: caiccipc - caiccipc"
"port 12076" is "port 12076: gjamer - GJamer TROJAN"
"port 121" is "port 121: erpc - Encore Expedited Remote Pro.Call"
"port 1212" is "port 1212: lupa - lupa"
"port 122" is "port 122: smakynet - SMAKYNET"
"port 1222" is "port 1222: nerv - SNI R&D network"
"port 123" is "port 123: ntp - Network Time Protocol"
"port 1234" is "port 1234: search-agent - Infoseek Search Agent"
"port 12345" is "port 12345: netbus - Netbus TROJAN"
"port 12346" is "port 12346: netbus - Netbus TROJAN"
"port 1239" is "port 1239: nmsd - NMSD"
"port 124" is "port 124: ansatrader - ANSA REX Trader"
"port 1248" is "port 1248: hermes - hermes"
"port 125" is "port 125: locus-map - Locus PC-Interface Net Map Ser"
"port 126" is "port 126: nxedit - NXEdit (previously assigned to unitary - Unisys Unitary Login)"
"port 127" is "port 127: locus-con - Locus PC-Interface Conn Server"
"port 12753" is "port 12753: tsaf - tsaf port"
"port 128" is "port 128: gss-xlicen - GSS X License Verification"
"port 129" is "port 129: pwdgen - Password Generator Protocol"
"port 13" is "port 13: daytime - Daytime (RFC 867)"
"port 130" is "port 130: cisco-fna - cisco FNATIVE"
"port 1300" is "port 1300: h323hostcallsc - H323 Host Call Secure"
"port 131" is "port 131: cisco-tna - cisco TNATIVE"
"port 1310" is "port 1310: husky - Husky"
"port 1311" is "port 1311: rxmon - RxMon"
"port 1312" is "port 1312: sti-envision - STI Envision"
"port 1313" is "port 1313: bmc_patroldb - BMC_PATROLDB"
"port 1314" is "port 1314: pdps - Photoscript Distributed Printing System"
"port 13160" is "port 13160: i-zipqd - I-ZIPQD"
"port 132" is "port 132: cisco-sys - cisco SYSMAINT"
"port 1321" is "port 1321: pip - PIP"
"port 133" is "port 133: statsrv - Statistics Service"
"port 1335" is "port 1335: digital-notary - Digital Notary Protocol"
"port 134" is "port 134: ingres-net - INGRES-NET Service"
"port 1345" is "port 1345: vpjp - VPJP"
"port 1346" is "port 1346: alta-ana-lm - Alta Analytics License Manager"
"port 1347" is "port 1347: bbn-mmc - multi media conferencing"
"port 1348" is "port 1348: bbn-mmx - multi media conferencing"
"port 1349" is "port 1349: sbook - Registration Network Protocol"
"port 135" is "port 135: epmap - DCE endpoint resolution"
"port 1350" is "port 1350: editbench - Registration Network Protocol"
"port 1351" is "port 1351: equationbuilder - Digital Tool Works (MIT)"
"port 1352" is "port 1352: lotusnote - Lotus Note"
"port 1353" is "port 1353: relief - Relief Consulting"
"port 1354" is "port 1354: rightbrain - RightBrain Software"
"port 1355" is "port 1355: intuitive-edge - Intuitive Edge"
"port 1356" is "port 1356: cuillamartin - CuillaMartin Company"
"port 1357" is "port 1357: pegboard - Electronic PegBoard"
"port 1358" is "port 1358: connlcli - CONNLCLI"
"port 1359" is "port 1359: ftsrv - FTSRV"
"port 136" is "port 136: profile - PROFILE Naming System"
"port 1360" is "port 1360: mimer - MIMER"
"port 1361" is "port 1361: linx - LinX"
"port 1362" is "port 1362: timeflies - TimeFlies"
"port 1363" is "port 1363: ndm-requester - Network DataMover Requester"
"port 1364" is "port 1364: ndm-server - Network DataMover Server"
"port 1365" is "port 1365: adapt-sna - Network Software Associates"
"port 1366" is "port 1366: netware-csp - Novell NetWare Comm Service Platform"
"port 1367" is "port 1367: dcs - DCS"
"port 1368" is "port 1368: screencast - ScreenCast"
"port 1369" is "port 1369: gv-us - GlobalView to Unix Shell"
"port 137" is "port 137: netbios-ns - NETBIOS Name Service"
"port 1370" is "port 1370: us-gv - Unix Shell to GlobalView"
"port 1371" is "port 1371: fc-cli - Fujitsu Config Protocol"
"port 1372" is "port 1372: fc-ser - Fujitsu Config Protocol"
"port 13720" is "port 13720: bprd - BPRD Protocol (VERITAS NetBackup)"
"port 13721" is "port 13721: bpbrm - BPBRM Protocol (VERITAS NetBackup)"
"port 13722" is "port 13722: bpjava-msvc - BP Java MSVC Protocol"
"port 1373" is "port 1373: chromagrafx - Chromagrafx"
"port 1374" is "port 1374: molly - EPI Software Systems"
"port 1375" is "port 1375: bytex - Bytex"
"port 1376" is "port 1376: ibm-pps - IBM Person to Person Software"
"port 1377" is "port 1377: cichlid - Cichlid License Manager"
"port 1378" is "port 1378: elan - Elan License Manager"
"port 13782" is "port 13782: bpcd - VERITAS NetBackup"
"port 13783" is "port 13783: vopied - VOPIED Protocol"
"port 1379" is "port 1379: dbreporter - Integrity Solutions"
"port 138" is "port 138: netbios-dgm - NETBIOS Datagram Service"
"port 1380" is "port 1380: telesis-licman - Telesis Network License Manager"
"port 1381" is "port 1381: apple-licman - Apple Network License Manager"
"port 13818" is "port 13818: dsmcc-config - DSMCC Config"
"port 13819" is "port 13819: dsmcc-session - DSMCC Session Messages"
"port 1382" is "port 1382: udt_os - udt_os"
"port 13820" is "port 13820: dsmcc-passthru - DSMCC Pass-Thru Messages"
"port 13821" is "port 13821: dsmcc-download - DSMCC Download Protocol"
"port 13822" is "port 13822: dsmcc-ccp - DSMCC Channel Change Protocol"
"port 1383" is "port 1383: gwha - GW Hannaway Network License Manager"
"port 1384" is "port 1384: os-licman - Objective Solutions License Manager"
"port 1385" is "port 1385: atex_elmd - Atex Publishing License Manager"
"port 1386" is "port 1386: checksum - CheckSum License Manager"
"port 1387" is "port 1387: cadsi-lm - Computer Aided Design Software Inc LM"
"port 1388" is "port 1388: objective-dbc - Objective Solutions DataBase Cache"
"port 1389" is "port 1389: iclpv-dm - Document Manager"
"port 139" is "port 139: netbios-ssn - NETBIOS Session Service"
"port 1390" is "port 1390: iclpv-sc - Storage Controller"
"port 1391" is "port 1391: iclpv-sas - Storage Access Server"
"port 1392" is "port 1392: iclpv-pm - Print Manager"
"port 1393" is "port 1393: iclpv-nls - Network Log Server"
"port 1394" is "port 1394: iclpv-nlc - Network Log Client"
"port 1395" is "port 1395: iclpv-wsm - PC Workstation Manager software"
"port 1396" is "port 1396: dvl-activemail - DVL Active Mail"
"port 1397" is "port 1397: audio-activmail - Audio Active Mail"
"port 1398" is "port 1398: video-activmail - Video Active Mail"
"port 1399" is "port 1399: cadkey-licman - Cadkey License Manager"
"port 140" is "port 140: emfis-data - EMFIS Data Service"
"port 1400" is "port 1400: cadkey-tablet - Cadkey Tablet Daemon"
"port 14001" is "port 14001: itu-sccp-ss7 - ITU SCCP (SS7)"
"port 1401" is "port 1401: goldleaf-licman - Goldleaf License Manager"
"port 1402" is "port 1402: prm-sm-np - Prospero Resource Manager"
"port 1403" is "port 1403: prm-nm-np - Prospero Resource Manager"
"port 1404" is "port 1404: igi-lm - Infinite Graphics License Manager"
"port 1405" is "port 1405: ibm-res - IBM Remote Execution Starter"
"port 1406" is "port 1406: netlabs-lm - NetLabs License Manager"
"port 1407" is "port 1407: dbsa-lm - DBSA License Manager"
"port 1408" is "port 1408: sophia-lm - Sophia License Manager"
"port 1409" is "port 1409: here-lm - Here License Manager"
"port 141" is "port 141: emfis-cntl - EMFIS Control Service"
"port 1410" is "port 1410: hiq - HiQ License Manager"
"port 1411" is "port 1411: af - AudioFile"
"port 1412" is "port 1412: innosys - InnoSys"
"port 1413" is "port 1413: innosys-acl - Innosys-ACL"
"port 1414" is "port 1414: ibm-mqseries - IBM MQSeries"
"port 1415" is "port 1415: dbstar - DBStar"
"port 1416" is "port 1416: novell-lu6.2 - Novell LU6.2"
"port 1417" is "port 1417: timbuktu-srv1 - Timbuktu Service 1 Port"
"port 1418" is "port 1418: timbuktu-srv2 - Timbuktu Service 2 Port"
"port 1419" is "port 1419: timbuktu-srv3 - Timbuktu Service 3 Port"
"port 142" is "port 142: bl-idm - Britton-Lee IDM"
"port 1420" is "port 1420: timbuktu-srv4 - Timbuktu Service 4 Port"
"port 1421" is "port 1421: gandalf-lm - Gandalf License Manager"
"port 1422" is "port 1422: autodesk-lm - Autodesk License Manager"
"port 1423" is "port 1423: essbase - Essbase Arbor Software"
"port 1424" is "port 1424: hybrid - Hybrid Encryption Protocol"
"port 1425" is "port 1425: zion-lm - Zion Software License Manager"
"port 1426" is "port 1426: sais - Satellite-data Acquisition System 1"
"port 1427" is "port 1427: mloadd - mloadd monitoring tool"
"port 1428" is "port 1428: informatik-lm - Informatik License Manager"
"port 1429" is "port 1429: nms - Hypercom NMS"
"port 143" is "port 143: imap - Internet Message Access Protocol"
"port 1430" is "port 1430: tpdu - Hypercom TPDU"
"port 1431" is "port 1431: rgtp - Reverse Gossip Transport"
"port 1432" is "port 1432: blueberry-lm - Blueberry Software License Manager"
"port 1433" is "port 1433: ms-sql-s - Microsoft-SQL-Server"
"port 1434" is "port 1434: ms-sql-m - Microsoft-SQL-Monitor"
"port 1435" is "port 1435: ibm-cics - IBM CICS"
"port 1436" is "port 1436: saism - Satellite-data Acquisition System 2"
"port 1437" is "port 1437: tabula - Tabula"
"port 1438" is "port 1438: eicon-server - Eicon Security Agent/Server"
"port 1439" is "port 1439: eicon-x25 - Eicon X25/SNA Gateway"
"port 144" is "port 144: uma - Universal Management Architecture"
"port 1440" is "port 1440: eicon-slp - Eicon Service Location Protocol"
"port 1441" is "port 1441: cadis-1 - Cadis License Management"
"port 1442" is "port 1442: cadis-2 - Cadis License Management"
"port 1443" is "port 1443: ies-lm - Integrated Engineering Software"
"port 1444" is "port 1444: marcam-lm - MarcamLicense Management"
"port 1445" is "port 1445: proxima-lm - Proxima License Manager"
"port 1446" is "port 1446: ora-lm - Optical Research Associates License Manager"
"port 1447" is "port 1447: apri-lm - Applied Parallel Research LM"
"port 1448" is "port 1448: oc-lm - OpenConnect License Manager"
"port 1449" is "port 1449: peport - PEport"
"port 145" is "port 145: uaac - UAAC Protocol"
"port 1450" is "port 1450: dwf - Tandem Distributed Workbench Facility"
"port 1451" is "port 1451: infoman - IBM Information Management"
"port 1452" is "port 1452: gtegsc-lm - GTE Government Systems License Man"
"port 1453" is "port 1453: genie-lm - Genie License Manager"
"port 1454" is "port 1454: interhdl_elmd - interHDL License Manager"
"port 1455" is "port 1455: esl-lm - ESL License Manager"
"port 1456" is "port 1456: dca - DCA"
"port 1457" is "port 1457: valisys-lm - Valisys License Manager"
"port 1458" is "port 1458: nrcabq-lm - Nichols Research Corp."
"port 1459" is "port 1459: proshare1 - Proshare Notebook Application"
"port 146" is "port 146: iso-tp0 - ISO-IP0"
"port 1460" is "port 1460: proshare2 - Proshare Notebook Application"
"port 1461" is "port 1461: ibm_wrless_lan - IBM Wireless LAN"
"port 1462" is "port 1462: world-lm - World License Manager"
"port 1463" is "port 1463: nucleus - Nucleus"
"port 1464" is "port 1464: msl_lmd - MSL License Manager"
"port 1465" is "port 1465: pipes - Pipes Platform"
"port 1466" is "port 1466: oceansoft-lm - Ocean Software License Manager"
"port 1467" is "port 1467: csdmbase - CSDMBASE"
"port 1468" is "port 1468: csdm - CSDM"
"port 1469" is "port 1469: aal-lm - Active Analysis Limited License Manager"
"port 147" is "port 147: iso-ip - ISO-IP"
"port 1470" is "port 1470: uaiact - Universal Analytics"
"port 1471" is "port 1471: csdmbase - csdmbase"
"port 1472" is "port 1472: csdm - csdm"
"port 1473" is "port 1473: openmath - OpenMath"
"port 1474" is "port 1474: telefinder - Telefinder"
"port 1475" is "port 1475: taligent-lm - Taligent License Manager"
"port 1476" is "port 1476: clvm-cfg - clvm-cfg"
"port 1477" is "port 1477: ms-sna-server - ms-sna-server"
"port 1478" is "port 1478: ms-sna-base - ms-sna-base"
"port 1479" is "port 1479: dberegister - dberegister"
"port 148" is "port 148: jargon - Jargon"
"port 1480" is "port 1480: pacerforum - PacerForum"
"port 1481" is "port 1481: airs - AIRS"
"port 1482" is "port 1482: miteksys-lm - Miteksys License Manager"
"port 1483" is "port 1483: afs - AFS License Manager"
"port 1484" is "port 1484: confluent - Confluent License Manager"
"port 1485" is "port 1485: lansource - LANSource"
"port 1486" is "port 1486: nms_topo_serv - nms_topo_serv"
"port 1487" is "port 1487: localinfosrvr - LocalInfoSrvr"
"port 1488" is "port 1488: docstor - DocStor"
"port 1489" is "port 1489: dmdocbroker - dmdocbroker"
"port 149" is "port 149: aed-512 - AED 512 Emulation Service"
"port 1490" is "port 1490: insitu-conf - insitu-conf"
"port 1491" is "port 1491: anynetgateway - anynetgateway"
"port 1492" is "port 1492: stone-design-1 - stone-design-1"
"port 1493" is "port 1493: netmap_lm - netmap_lm"
"port 1494" is "port 1494: ica - ica"
"port 1495" is "port 1495: cvc - cvc"
"port 1496" is "port 1496: liberty-lm - liberty-lm"
"port 1497" is "port 1497: rfx-lm - rfx-lm"
"port 1498" is "port 1498: sybase-sqlany - Sybase SQL Any"
"port 1499" is "port 1499: fhc - Federico Heinz Consultora"
"port 15" is "port 15: netstat - Was Netstat"
"port 150" is "port 150: sql-net - SQL-NET"
"port 1500" is "port 1500: vlsi-lm - VLSI License Manager"
"port 1501" is "port 1501: saiscm - Satellite-data Acquisition System 3"
"port 1502" is "port 1502: shivadiscovery - Shiva"
"port 1503" is "port 1503: imtc-mcs - Databeam"
"port 1504" is "port 1504: evb-elm - EVB Software Engineering License Manager"
"port 1505" is "port 1505: funkproxy - Funk Software, Inc."
"port 1506" is "port 1506: utcd - Universal Time daemon (utcd)"
"port 1507" is "port 1507: symplex - symplex"
"port 1508" is "port 1508: diagmond - diagmond"
"port 1509" is "port 1509: robcad-lm - Robcad, Ltd. License Manager"
"port 151" is "port 151: hems - HEMS"
"port 1510" is "port 1510: mvx-lm - Midland Valley Exploration Ltd. Lic. Man."
"port 1511" is "port 1511: 3l-l1 - 3l-l1"
"port 1512" is "port 1512: wins - Microsoft's Windows Internet Name Service"
"port 1513" is "port 1513: fujitsu-dtc - Fujitsu Systems Business of America, Inc"
"port 1514" is "port 1514: fujitsu-dtcns - Fujitsu Systems Business of America, Inc"
"port 1515" is "port 1515: ifor-protocol - ifor-protocol"
"port 1516" is "port 1516: vpad - Virtual Places Audio data"
"port 1517" is "port 1517: vpac - Virtual Places Audio control"
"port 1518" is "port 1518: vpvd - Virtual Places Video data"
"port 1519" is "port 1519: vpvc - Virtual Places Video control"
"port 152" is "port 152: bftp - Background File Transfer Program"
"port 1520" is "port 1520: atm-zip-office - atm zip office"
"port 1521" is "port 1521: ncube-lm - nCube License Manager"
"port 1522" is "port 1522: ricardo-lm - Ricardo North America License Manager"
"port 1523" is "port 1523: cichild-lm - cichild"
"port 1524" is "port 1524: ingreslock - ingres"
"port 1525" is "port 1525: orasrv - oracle"
"port 1525" is "port 1525: prospero-np - Prospero Directory Service non-priv"
"port 1526" is "port 1526: pdap-np - Prospero Data Access Prot non-priv"
"port 1527" is "port 1527: tlisrv - oracle"
"port 1528" is "port 1528: mciautoreg - micautoreg"
"port 1529" is "port 1529: coauthor - oracle"
"port 153" is "port 153: sgmp - SGMP"
"port 1530" is "port 1530: rap-service - rap-service"
"port 1531" is "port 1531: rap-listen - rap-listen"
"port 1532" is "port 1532: miroconnect - miroconnect"
"port 1533" is "port 1533: virtual-places - Virtual Places Software"
"port 1534" is "port 1534: micromuse-lm - micromuse-lm"
"port 1535" is "port 1535: ampr-info - ampr-info"
"port 1536" is "port 1536: ampr-inter - ampr-inter"
"port 1537" is "port 1537: sdsc-lm - isi-lm"
"port 1538" is "port 1538: 3ds-lm - 3ds-lm"
"port 1539" is "port 1539: intellistor-lm - Intellistor License Manager"
"port 154" is "port 154: netsc-prod - NETSC"
"port 1540" is "port 1540: rds - rds"
"port 1541" is "port 1541: rds2 - rds2"
"port 1542" is "port 1542: gridgen-elmd - gridgen-elmd"
"port 1543" is "port 1543: simba-cs - simba-cs"
"port 1544" is "port 1544: aspeclmd - aspeclmd"
"port 1545" is "port 1545: vistium-share - vistium-share"
"port 1546" is "port 1546: abbaccuray - abbaccuray"
"port 1547" is "port 1547: laplink - laplink"
"port 1548" is "port 1548: axon-lm - Axon License Manager"
"port 1549" is "port 1549: shivahose - Shiva Hose"
"port 155" is "port 155: netsc-dev - NETSC"
"port 1550" is "port 1550: 3m-image-lm - Image Storage license manager 3M Company"
"port 1551" is "port 1551: hecmtl-db - HECMTL-DB"
"port 1552" is "port 1552: pciarray - pciarray"
"port 1553" is "port 1553: sna-cs - sna-cs"
"port 1554" is "port 1554: caci-lm - CACI Products Company License Manager"
"port 1555" is "port 1555: livelan - livelan"
"port 1556" is "port 1556: ashwin - AshWin CI Tecnologies"
"port 1557" is "port 1557: arbortext-lm - ArborText License Manager"
"port 1558" is "port 1558: xingmpeg - xingmpeg"
"port 1559" is "port 1559: web2host - web2host"
"port 156" is "port 156: sqlsrv - SQL Service"
"port 1560" is "port 1560: asci-val - asci-val"
"port 1561" is "port 1561: facilityview - facilityview"
"port 1562" is "port 1562: pconnectmgr - pconnectmgr"
"port 1563" is "port 1563: cadabra-lm - Cadabra License Manager"
"port 1564" is "port 1564: pay-per-view - Pay-Per-View"
"port 1565" is "port 1565: winddlb - WinDD"
"port 1566" is "port 1566: corelvideo - CORELVIDEO"
"port 1567" is "port 1567: jlicelmd - jlicelmd"
"port 1568" is "port 1568: tsspmap - tsspmap"
"port 1569" is "port 1569: ets - ets"
"port 157" is "port 157: knet-cmp - KNET/VM Command/Message Protocol"
"port 1570" is "port 1570: orbixd - orbixd"
"port 1571" is "port 1571: rdb-dbs-disp - Oracle Remote Data Base"
"port 1572" is "port 1572: chip-lm - Chipcom License Manager"
"port 1573" is "port 1573: itscomm-ns - itscomm-ns"
"port 1574" is "port 1574: mvel-lm - mvel-lm"
"port 1575" is "port 1575: oraclenames - oraclenames"
"port 1576" is "port 1576: moldflow-lm - moldflow-lm"
"port 1577" is "port 1577: hypercube-lm - hypercube-lm"
"port 1578" is "port 1578: jacobus-lm - Jacobus License Manager"
"port 1579" is "port 1579: ioc-sea-lm - ioc-sea-lm"
"port 158" is "port 158: pcmail-srv - PCMail Server"
"port 1580" is "port 1580: tn-tl-r1 - tn-tl-r1"
"port 1581" is "port 1581: mil-2045-47001 - MIL-2045-47001"
"port 1582" is "port 1582: msims - MSIMS"
"port 1583" is "port 1583: simbaexpress - simbaexpress"
"port 1584" is "port 1584: tn-tl-fd2 - tn-tl-fd2"
"port 1585" is "port 1585: intv - intv"
"port 1586" is "port 1586: ibm-abtact - ibm-abtact"
"port 1587" is "port 1587: pra_elmd - pra_elmd"
"port 1588" is "port 1588: triquest-lm - triquest-lm"
"port 1589" is "port 1589: vqp - VQP"
"port 159" is "port 159: nss-routing - NSS-Routing"
"port 1590" is "port 1590: gemini-lm - gemini-lm"
"port 1591" is "port 1591: ncpm-pm - ncpm-pm"
"port 1592" is "port 1592: commonspace - commonspace"
"port 1593" is "port 1593: mainsoft-lm - mainsoft-lm"
"port 1594" is "port 1594: sixtrak - sixtrak"
"port 1595" is "port 1595: radio - radio"
"port 1596" is "port 1596: radio-sm - radio-sm"
"port 1597" is "port 1597: orbplus-iiop - orbplus-iiop"
"port 1598" is "port 1598: picknfs - picknfs"
"port 1599" is "port 1599: simbaservices - simbaservices"
"port 160" is "port 160: sgmp-traps - SGMP-TRAPS"
"port 1600" is "port 1600: issd - issd"
"port 1602" is "port 1602: inspect - inspect"
"port 1603" is "port 1603: picodbc - pickodbc"
"port 1604" is "port 1604: icabrowser - icabrowser"
"port 1605" is "port 1605: slp - Salutation Manager (Salutation Protocol)"
"port 1606" is "port 1606: slm-api - Salutation Manager (SLM-API)"
"port 1607" is "port 1607: stt - stt"
"port 1608" is "port 1608: smart-lm - Smart Corp. License Manager"
"port 1609" is "port 1609: isysg-lm - isysg-lm"
"port 161" is "port 161: snmp - SNMP"
"port 1610" is "port 1610: taurus-wh - taurus-wh"
"port 1611" is "port 1611: ill - Inter Library Loan"
"port 1612" is "port 1612: netbill-trans - NetBill Transaction Server"
"port 1613" is "port 1613: netbill-keyrep - NetBill Key Repository"
"port 1614" is "port 1614: netbill-cred - NetBill Credential Server"
"port 1615" is "port 1615: netbill-auth - NetBill Authorization Server"
"port 1616" is "port 1616: netbill-prod - NetBill Product Server"
"port 1617" is "port 1617: nimrod-agent - Nimrod Inter-Agent Communication"
"port 1618" is "port 1618: skytelnet - skytelnet"
"port 1619" is "port 1619: xs-openstorage - xs-openstorage"
"port 162" is "port 162: snmptrap - SNMPTRAP"
"port 1620" is "port 1620: faxportwinport - faxportwinport"
"port 1621" is "port 1621: softdataphone - softdataphone"
"port 1622" is "port 1622: ontime - ontime"
"port 1623" is "port 1623: jaleosnd - jaleosnd"
"port 1624" is "port 1624: udp-sr-port - udp-sr-port"
"port 1625" is "port 1625: svs-omagent - svs-omagent"
"port 1626" is "port 1626: shockwave - Shockwave"
"port 1627" is "port 1627: t128-gateway - T.128 Gateway"
"port 1628" is "port 1628: lontalk-norm - LonTalk normal"
"port 1629" is "port 1629: lontalk-urgnt - LonTalk urgent"
"port 163" is "port 163: cmip-man - CMIP/TCP Manager"
"port 1630" is "port 1630: oraclenet8cman - Oracle Net8 Cman"
"port 1631" is "port 1631: visitview - Visit view"
"port 1632" is "port 1632: pammratc - PAMMRATC"
"port 1633" is "port 1633: pammrpc - PAMMRPC"
"port 1634" is "port 1634: loaprobe - Log On America Probe"
"port 1635" is "port 1635: edb-server1 - EDB Server 1"
"port 1636" is "port 1636: cncp - CableNet Control Protocol"
"port 16360" is "port 16360: netserialext1 - netserialext1"
"port 16361" is "port 16361: netserialext2 - netserialext2"
"port 16367" is "port 16367: netserialext3 - netserialext3"
"port 16368" is "port 16368: netserialext4 - netserialext4"
"port 1637" is "port 1637: cnap - CableNet Admin Protocol"
"port 1638" is "port 1638: cnip - CableNet Info Protocol"
"port 1639" is "port 1639: cert-initiator - cert-initiator"
"port 164" is "port 164: cmip-agent - CMIP/TCP Agent"
"port 1640" is "port 1640: cert-responder - cert-responder"
"port 1641" is "port 1641: invision - InVision"
"port 1642" is "port 1642: isis-am - isis-am"
"port 1643" is "port 1643: isis-ambc - isis-ambc"
"port 1644" is "port 1644: saiseh - Satellite-data Acquisition System 4"
"port 1645" is "port 1645: datametrics - datametrics"
"port 1646" is "port 1646: sa-msg-port - sa-msg-port"
"port 1647" is "port 1647: rsap - rsap"
"port 1648" is "port 1648: concurrent-lm - concurrent-lm"
"port 1649" is "port 1649: kermit - kermit"
"port 165" is "port 165: xns-courier - Xerox"
"port 1650" is "port 1650: nkd - nkd"
"port 1651" is "port 1651: shiva_confsrvr - shiva_confsrvr"
"port 1652" is "port 1652: xnmp - xnmp"
"port 1653" is "port 1653: alphatech-lm - alphatech-lm"
"port 1654" is "port 1654: stargatealerts - stargatealerts"
"port 1655" is "port 1655: dec-mbadmin - dec-mbadmin"
"port 1656" is "port 1656: dec-mbadmin-h - dec-mbadmin-h"
"port 1657" is "port 1657: fujitsu-mmpdc - fujitsu-mmpdc"
"port 1658" is "port 1658: sixnetudr - sixnetudr"
"port 1659" is "port 1659: sg-lm - Silicon Grail License Manager"
"port 166" is "port 166: s-net - Sirius Systems"
"port 1660" is "port 1660: skip-mc-gikreq - skip-mc-gikreq"
"port 1661" is "port 1661: netview-aix-1 - netview-aix-1"
"port 1662" is "port 1662: netview-aix-2 - netview-aix-2"
"port 1663" is "port 1663: netview-aix-3 - netview-aix-3"
"port 1664" is "port 1664: netview-aix-4 - netview-aix-4"
"port 1665" is "port 1665: netview-aix-5 - netview-aix-5"
"port 1666" is "port 1666: netview-aix-6 - netview-aix-6"
"port 1667" is "port 1667: netview-aix-7 - netview-aix-7"
"port 1668" is "port 1668: netview-aix-8 - netview-aix-8"
"port 1669" is "port 1669: netview-aix-9 - netview-aix-9"
"port 167" is "port 167: namp - NAMP"
"port 1670" is "port 1670: netview-aix-10 - netview-aix-10"
"port 1671" is "port 1671: netview-aix-11 - netview-aix-11"
"port 1672" is "port 1672: netview-aix-12 - netview-aix-12"
"port 1673" is "port 1673: proshare-mc-1 - Intel Proshare Multicast"
"port 1674" is "port 1674: proshare-mc-2 - Intel Proshare Multicast"
"port 1675" is "port 1675: pdp - Pacific Data Products"
"port 1676" is "port 1676: netcomm1 - netcomm1"
"port 1677" is "port 1677: groupwise - groupwise"
"port 1678" is "port 1678: prolink - prolink"
"port 1679" is "port 1679: darcorp-lm - darcorp-lm"
"port 168" is "port 168: rsvd - RSVD"
"port 1680" is "port 1680: microcom-sbp - microcom-sbp"
"port 1681" is "port 1681: sd-elmd - sd-elmd"
"port 1682" is "port 1682: lanyon-lantern - lanyon-lantern"
"port 1683" is "port 1683: ncpm-hip - ncpm-hip"
"port 1684" is "port 1684: snaresecure - SnareSecure"
"port 1685" is "port 1685: n2nremote - n2nremote"
"port 1686" is "port 1686: cvmon - cvmon"
"port 1687" is "port 1687: nsjtp-ctrl - nsjtp-ctrl"
"port 1688" is "port 1688: nsjtp-data - nsjtp-data"
"port 1689" is "port 1689: firefox - firefox"
"port 169" is "port 169: send - SEND"
"port 1690" is "port 1690: ng-umds - ng-umds"
"port 1691" is "port 1691: empire-empuma - empire-empuma"
"port 1692" is "port 1692: sstsys-lm - sstsys-lm"
"port 1693" is "port 1693: rrirtr - rrirtr"
"port 1694" is "port 1694: rrimwm - rrimwm"
"port 1695" is "port 1695: rrilwm - rrilwm"
"port 1696" is "port 1696: rrifmm - rrifmm"
"port 1697" is "port 1697: rrisat - rrisat"
"port 1698" is "port 1698: rsvp-encap-1 - RSVP-ENCAPSULATION-1"
"port 1699" is "port 1699: rsvp-encap-2 - RSVP-ENCAPSULATION-2"
"port 17" is "port 17: qotd - Quote of the Day"
"port 170" is "port 170: print-srv - Network PostScript"
"port 1700" is "port 1700: mps-raft - mps-raft"
"port 17007" is "port 17007: isode-dua - isode-dua"
"port 1701" is "port 1701: l2f - l2f"
"port 1701" is "port 1701: l2tp - l2tp"
"port 1702" is "port 1702: deskshare - deskshare"
"port 1703" is "port 1703: hb-engine - hb-engine"
"port 1704" is "port 1704: bcs-broker - bcs-broker"
"port 1705" is "port 1705: slingshot - slingshot"
"port 1706" is "port 1706: jetform - jetform"
"port 1707" is "port 1707: vdmplay - vdmplay"
"port 1708" is "port 1708: gat-lmd - gat-lmd"
"port 1709" is "port 1709: centra - centra"
"port 171" is "port 171: multiplex - Network Innovations Multiplex"
"port 1710" is "port 1710: impera - impera"
"port 1711" is "port 1711: pptconference - pptconference"
"port 1712" is "port 1712: registrar - resource monitoring service"
"port 1713" is "port 1713: conferencetalk - ConferenceTalk"
"port 1714" is "port 1714: sesi-lm - sesi-lm"
"port 1715" is "port 1715: houdini-lm - houdini-lm"
"port 1716" is "port 1716: xmsg - xmsg"
"port 1717" is "port 1717: fj-hdnet - fj-hdnet"
"port 1718" is "port 1718: h323gatedisc - h323gatedisc"
"port 1719" is "port 1719: h323gatestat - h323gatestat"
"port 172" is "port 172: cl/1 - Network Innovations CL/1"
"port 1720" is "port 1720: h323hostcall - h323hostcall"
"port 1721" is "port 1721: caicci - caicci"
"port 17219" is "port 17219: chipper - Chipper"
"port 1722" is "port 1722: hks-lm - HKS License Manager"
"port 1723" is "port 1723: pptp - pptp"
"port 1724" is "port 1724: csbphonemaster - csbphonemaster"
"port 1725" is "port 1725: iden-ralp - iden-ralp"
"port 1726" is "port 1726: iberiagames - IBERIAGAMES"
"port 1727" is "port 1727: winddx - winddx"
"port 1728" is "port 1728: telindus - TELINDUS"
"port 1729" is "port 1729: citynl - CityNL License Management"
"port 173" is "port 173: xyplex-mux - Xyplex"
"port 1730" is "port 1730: roketz - roketz"
"port 1731" is "port 1731: msiccp - MSICCP"
"port 1732" is "port 1732: proxim - proxim"
"port 1733" is "port 1733: siipat - SIMS - SIIPAT Protocol for Alarm Transmission"
"port 1734" is "port 1734: cambertx-lm - Camber Corporation License Management"
"port 1735" is "port 1735: privatechat - PrivateChat"
"port 1736" is "port 1736: street-stream - street-stream"
"port 1737" is "port 1737: ultimad - ultimad"
"port 1738" is "port 1738: gamegen1 - GameGen1"
"port 1739" is "port 1739: webaccess - webaccess"
"port 174" is "port 174: mailq - MAILQ"
"port 1740" is "port 1740: encore - encore"
"port 1741" is "port 1741: cisco-net-mgmt - cisco-net-mgmt"
"port 1742" is "port 1742: 3Com-nsd - 3Com-nsd"
"port 1743" is "port 1743: cinegrfx-lm - Cinema Graphics License Manager"
"port 1744" is "port 1744: ncpm-ft - ncpm-ft"
"port 1745" is "port 1745: remote-winsock - remote-winsock"
"port 1746" is "port 1746: ftrapid-1 - ftrapid-1"
"port 1747" is "port 1747: ftrapid-2 - ftrapid-2"
"port 1748" is "port 1748: oracle-em1 - oracle-em1"
"port 1749" is "port 1749: aspen-services - aspen-services"
"port 175" is "port 175: vmnet - VMNET"
"port 1750" is "port 1750: sslp - Simple Socket Library's PortMaster"
"port 1751" is "port 1751: swiftnet - SwiftNet"
"port 1752" is "port 1752: lofr-lm - Leap of Faith Research License Manager"
"port 1753" is "port 1753: translogic-lm - Translogic License Manager"
"port 1754" is "port 1754: oracle-em2 - oracle-em2"
"port 1755" is "port 1755: ms-streaming - ms-streaming"
"port 1756" is "port 1756: capfast-lmd - capfast-lmd"
"port 1757" is "port 1757: cnhrp - cnhrp"
"port 1758" is "port 1758: tftp-mcast - tftp-mcast"
"port 1759" is "port 1759: spss-lm - SPSS License Manager"
"port 176" is "port 176: genrad-mux - GENRAD-MUX"
"port 1760" is "port 1760: www-ldap-gw - www-ldap-gw"
"port 1761" is "port 1761: cft-0 - cft-0"
"port 1762" is "port 1762: cft-1 - cft-1"
"port 1763" is "port 1763: cft-2 - cft-2"
"port 1764" is "port 1764: cft-3 - cft-3"
"port 1765" is "port 1765: cft-4 - cft-4"
"port 1766" is "port 1766: cft-5 - cft-5"
"port 1767" is "port 1767: cft-6 - cft-6"
"port 1768" is "port 1768: cft-7 - cft-7"
"port 1769" is "port 1769: bmc-net-adm - bmc-net-adm"
"port 177" is "port 177: xdmcp - X Display Manager Control Protocol"
"port 1770" is "port 1770: bmc-net-svc - bmc-net-svc"
"port 1771" is "port 1771: vaultbase - vaultbase"
"port 1772" is "port 1772: essweb-gw - EssWeb Gateway"
"port 1773" is "port 1773: kmscontrol - KMSControl"
"port 1774" is "port 1774: global-dtserv - global-dtserv"
"port 1776" is "port 1776: femis - Federal Emergency Management Information System"
"port 1777" is "port 1777: powerguardian - powerguardian"
"port 1778" is "port 1778: prodigy-intrnet - prodigy-internet"
"port 1779" is "port 1779: pharmasoft - pharmasoft"
"port 178" is "port 178: nextstep - NextStep Window Server"
"port 1780" is "port 1780: dpkeyserv - dpkeyserv"
"port 1781" is "port 1781: answersoft-lm - answersoft-lm"
"port 1782" is "port 1782: hp-hcip - hp-hcip"
"port 1783" is "port 1783: fjris - Fujitsu Remote Install Service"
"port 1784" is "port 1784: finle-lm - Finle License Manager"
"port 1785" is "port 1785: windlm - Wind River Systems License Manager"
"port 1786" is "port 1786: funk-logger - funk-logger"
"port 1787" is "port 1787: funk-license - funk-license"
"port 1788" is "port 1788: psmond - psmond"
"port 1789" is "port 1789: hello - hello"
"port 179" is "port 179: bgp - Border Gateway Protocol"
"port 1790" is "port 1790: nmsp - Narrative Media Streaming Protocol"
"port 1791" is "port 1791: ea1 - EA1"
"port 1792" is "port 1792: ibm-dt-2 - ibm-dt-2"
"port 1793" is "port 1793: rsc-robot - rsc-robot"
"port 1794" is "port 1794: cera-bcm - cera-bcm"
"port 1795" is "port 1795: dpi-proxy - dpi-proxy"
"port 1796" is "port 1796: vocaltec-admin - Vocaltec Server Administration"
"port 1797" is "port 1797: uma - UMA"
"port 1798" is "port 1798: etp - Event Transfer Protocol"
"port 1799" is "port 1799: netrisk - NETRISK"
"port 18" is "port 18: msp - Message Send Protocol"
"port 180" is "port 180: ris - Intergraph"
"port 1800" is "port 1800: ansys-lm - ANSYS-License manager"
"port 18000" is "port 18000: biimenu - Beckman Instruments, Inc."
"port 1801" is "port 1801: msmq - Microsoft Message Que"
"port 1802" is "port 1802: concomp1 - ConComp1"
"port 1803" is "port 1803: hp-hcip-gwy - HP-HCIP-GWY"
"port 1804" is "port 1804: enl - ENL"
"port 1805" is "port 1805: enl-name - ENL-Name"
"port 1806" is "port 1806: musiconline - Musiconline"
"port 1807" is "port 1807: fhsp - Fujitsu Hot Standby Protocol"
"port 1808" is "port 1808: oracle-vp2 - Oracle-VP2"
"port 1809" is "port 1809: oracle-vp1 - Oracle-VP1"
"port 181" is "port 181: unify - Unify"
"port 1810" is "port 1810: jerand-lm - Jerand License Manager"
"port 1811" is "port 1811: scientia-sdb - Scientia-SDB"
"port 1812" is "port 1812: radius - RADIUS"
"port 1813" is "port 1813: radius-acct - RADIUS Accounting"
"port 1814" is "port 1814: tdp-suite - TDP Suite"
"port 1815" is "port 1815: mmpft - MMPFT"
"port 1816" is "port 1816: harp - HARP"
"port 1817" is "port 1817: rkb-oscs - RKB-OSCS"
"port 1818" is "port 1818: etftp - Enhanced Trivial File Transfer Protocol"
"port 1819" is "port 1819: plato-lm - Plato License Manager"
"port 182" is "port 182: audit - Unisys Audit SITP"
"port 1820" is "port 1820: mcagent - mcagent"
"port 1821" is "port 1821: donnyworld - donnyworld"
"port 1822" is "port 1822: es-elmd - es-elmd"
"port 1823" is "port 1823: unisys-lm - Unisys Natural Language License Manager"
"port 1824" is "port 1824: metrics-pas - metrics-pas"
"port 1825" is "port 1825: direcpc-video - DirecPC Video"
"port 1826" is "port 1826: ardt - ARDT"
"port 1827" is "port 1827: asi - ASI"
"port 1828" is "port 1828: itm-mcell-u - itm-mcell-u"
"port 1829" is "port 1829: optika-emedia - Optika eMedia"
"port 183" is "port 183: ocbinder - OCBinder"
"port 1830" is "port 1830: net8-cman - Oracle Net8 CMan Admin"
"port 1831" is "port 1831: myrtle - Myrtle"
"port 1832" is "port 1832: tht-treasure - ThoughtTreasure"
"port 1833" is "port 1833: udpradio - udpradio"
"port 1834" is "port 1834: ardusuni - ARDUS Unicast"
"port 1835" is "port 1835: ardusmul - ARDUS Multicast"
"port 1836" is "port 1836: ste-smsc - ste-smsc"
"port 1837" is "port 1837: csoft1 - csoft1"
"port 1838" is "port 1838: talnet - TALNET"
"port 1839" is "port 1839: netopia-vo1 - netopia-vo1"
"port 184" is "port 184: ocserver - OCServer"
"port 1840" is "port 1840: netopia-vo2 - netopia-vo2"
"port 1841" is "port 1841: netopia-vo3 - netopia-vo3"
"port 1842" is "port 1842: netopia-vo4 - netopia-vo4"
"port 1843" is "port 1843: netopia-vo5 - netopia-vo5"
"port 1844" is "port 1844: direcpc-dll - DirecPC-DLL"
"port 185" is "port 185: remote-kis - Remote-KIS"
"port 1850" is "port 1850: gsi - GSI"
"port 1851" is "port 1851: ctcd - ctcd"
"port 186" is "port 186: kis - KIS Protocol"
"port 1860" is "port 1860: sunscalar-svc - SunSCALAR Services"
"port 1861" is "port 1861: lecroy-vicp - LeCroy VICP"
"port 1862" is "port 1862: techra-server - techra-server"
"port 1863" is "port 1863: msnp - MSNP"
"port 1864" is "port 1864: paradym-31port - Paradym 31 Port"
"port 1865" is "port 1865: entp - ENTP"
"port 187" is "port 187: aci - Application Communication Interface"
"port 1870" is "port 1870: sunscalar-dns - SunSCALAR DNS Service"
"port 1871" is "port 1871: canocentral0 - Cano Central 0"
"port 1872" is "port 1872: canocentral1 - Cano Central 1"
"port 1873" is "port 1873: fjmpjps - Fjmpjps"
"port 1874" is "port 1874: fjswapsnp - Fjswapsnp"
"port 188" is "port 188: mumps - Plus Five's MUMPS"
"port 1881" is "port 1881: ibm-mqseries2 - IBM MQSeries"
"port 189" is "port 189: qft - Queued File Transport"
"port 1895" is "port 1895: vista-4gl - Vista 4GL"
"port 1899" is "port 1899: mc2studios - MC2Studios"
"port 19" is "port 19: chargen - Character Generator"
"port 190" is "port 190: gacp - Gateway Access Control Protocol"
"port 1901" is "port 1901: fjicl-tep-a - Fujitsu ICL Terminal Emulator Program A"
"port 1902" is "port 1902: fjicl-tep-b - Fujitsu ICL Terminal Emulator Program B"
"port 1903" is "port 1903: linkname - Local Link Name Resolution"
"port 1904" is "port 1904: fjicl-tep-c - Fujitsu ICL Terminal Emulator Program C"
"port 1905" is "port 1905: sugp - Secure UP.Link Gateway Protocol"
"port 1906" is "port 1906: tpmd - TPortMapperReq"
"port 1907" is "port 1907: intrastar - IntraSTAR"
"port 1908" is "port 1908: dawn - Dawn"
"port 1909" is "port 1909: global-wlink - Global World Link"
"port 191" is "port 191: prospero - Prospero Directory Service"
"port 1910" is "port 1910: ultrabac - ultrabac"
"port 1911" is "port 1911: mtp - Starlight Networks Multimedia Transport Protocol"
"port 1912" is "port 1912: rhp-iibp - rhp-iibp"
"port 1913" is "port 1913: armadp - armadp"
"port 1914" is "port 1914: elm-momentum - Elm-Momentum"
"port 1915" is "port 1915: facelink - FACELINK"
"port 1916" is "port 1916: persona - Persoft Persona"
"port 1917" is "port 1917: noagent - nOAgent"
"port 1918" is "port 1918: can-nds - Candle Directory Service - NDS"
"port 1919" is "port 1919: can-dch - Candle Directory Service - DCH"
"port 192" is "port 192: osu-nms - OSU Network Monitoring System"
"port 1920" is "port 1920: can-ferret - Candle Directory Service - FERRET"
"port 1921" is "port 1921: noadmin - NoAdmin"
"port 1922" is "port 1922: tapestry - Tapestry"
"port 1923" is "port 1923: spice - SPICE"
"port 1924" is "port 1924: xiip - XIIP"
"port 193" is "port 193: srmp - Spider Remote Monitoring Protocol"
"port 194" is "port 194: irc - Internet Relay Chat Protocol"
"port 19410" is "port 19410: hp-sco - hp-sco"
"port 19411" is "port 19411: hp-sca - hp-sca"
"port 1944" is "port 1944: close-combat - close-combat"
"port 1945" is "port 1945: dialogic-elmd - dialogic-elmd"
"port 1946" is "port 1946: tekpls - tekpls"
"port 1947" is "port 1947: hlserver - hlserver"
"port 1948" is "port 1948: eye2eye - eye2eye"
"port 1949" is "port 1949: ismaeasdaqlive - ISMA Easdaq Live"
"port 195" is "port 195: dn6-nlm-aud - DNSIX Network Level Module Audit"
"port 1950" is "port 1950: ismaeasdaqtest - ISMA Easdaq Test"
"port 1951" is "port 1951: bcs-lmserver - bcs-lmserver"
"port 1952" is "port 1952: mpnjsc - mpnjsc"
"port 1953" is "port 1953: rapidbase - Rapid Base"
"port 19541" is "port 19541: jcp - JCP Client"
"port 196" is "port 196: dn6-smm-red - DNSIX Session Mgt Module Audit Redir"
"port 1964" is "port 1964: solid-e-engine - SOLID E ENGINE"
"port 1965" is "port 1965: tivoli-npm - Tivoli NPM"
"port 1966" is "port 1966: slush - Slush"
"port 1967" is "port 1967: sns-quote - SNS Quote"
"port 197" is "port 197: dls - Directory Location Service"
"port 1972" is "port 1972: intersys-cache - Cache"
"port 1973" is "port 1973: dlsrap - Data Link Switching Remote Access Protocol"
"port 1975" is "port 1975: tcoflashagent - TCO Flash Agent"
"port 1976" is "port 1976: tcoregagent - TCO Reg Agent"
"port 1977" is "port 1977: tcoaddressbook - TCO Address Book"
"port 198" is "port 198: dls-mon - Directory Location Service Monitor"
"port 1981" is "port 1981: shockrave - Shockrave TROJAN"
"port 1984" is "port 1984: bb - BB"
"port 1985" is "port 1985: hsrp - Hot Standby Router Protocol"
"port 1986" is "port 1986: licensedaemon - cisco license management"
"port 1987" is "port 1987: tr-rsrb-p1 - cisco RSRB Priority 1 port"
"port 1988" is "port 1988: tr-rsrb-p2 - cisco RSRB Priority 2 port"
"port 1989" is "port 1989: tr-rsrb-p3 - cisco RSRB Priority 3 port (or mshnet - MHSnet System)"
"port 199" is "port 199: smux - SMUX"
"port 1990" is "port 1990: stun-p1 - cisco STUN Priority 1 port"
"port 1991" is "port 1991: stun-p2 - cisco STUN Priority 2 port"
"port 1992" is "port 1992: stun-p3 - cisco STUN Priority 3 port (or IPsendmsg)"
"port 1993" is "port 1993: snmp-tcp-port - cisco SNMP TCP port"
"port 1994" is "port 1994: stun-port - cisco serial tunnel port"
"port 1995" is "port 1995: perf-port - cisco perf port"
"port 1996" is "port 1996: tr-rsrb-port - cisco Remote SRB port"
"port 1997" is "port 1997: gdp-port - cisco Gateway Discovery Protocol"
"port 1998" is "port 1998: x25-svc-port - cisco X.25 service (XOT)"
"port 1999" is "port 1999: tcp-id-port - cisco identification port"
"port 2" is "port 2: compressnet - Management Utility"
"port 20" is "port 20: ftp-data - File Transfer [Default Data]"
"port 200" is "port 200: src - IBM System Resource Controller"
"port 2000" is "port 2000: callbook - callbook"
"port 20000" is "port 20000: dnp - DNP (or Millennium TROJAN)"
"port 2001" is "port 2001: dc - dc"
"port 2002" is "port 2002: globe - globe"
"port 2004" is "port 2004: mailbox - mailbox"
"port 2005" is "port 2005: berknet - berknet"
"port 2006" is "port 2006: invokator - invokator"
"port 2007" is "port 2007: dectalk - dectalk"
"port 2008" is "port 2008: conf - conf"
"port 2009" is "port 2009: news - news"
"port 201" is "port 201: at-rtmp - AppleTalk Routing Maintenance"
"port 2010" is "port 2010: search - search"
"port 2011" is "port 2011: raid-cc - raid"
"port 2012" is "port 2012: ttyinfo - ttyinfo"
"port 2013" is "port 2013: raid-am - raid-am"
"port 2014" is "port 2014: troff - troff"
"port 2015" is "port 2015: cypress - cypress"
"port 2016" is "port 2016: bootserver - bootserver"
"port 2017" is "port 2017: cypress-stat - cypress-stat"
"port 2018" is "port 2018: terminaldb - terminaldb"
"port 2019" is "port 2019: whosockami - whosockami"
"port 202" is "port 202: at-nbp - AppleTalk Name Binding"
"port 2020" is "port 2020: xinupageserver - xinupageserver"
"port 2021" is "port 2021: servexec - servexec"
"port 2022" is "port 2022: down - down"
"port 2023" is "port 2023: xinuexpansion3 - xinuexpansion3"
"port 2024" is "port 2024: xinuexpansion4 - xinuexpansion4"
"port 2025" is "port 2025: ellpack - ellpack"
"port 2026" is "port 2026: scrabble - scrabble"
"port 2027" is "port 2027: shadowserver - shadowserver"
"port 2028" is "port 2028: submitserver - submitserver"
"port 203" is "port 203: at-3 - AppleTalk Unused"
"port 2030" is "port 2030: device2 - device2"
"port 2032" is "port 2032: blackboard - blackboard"
"port 2033" is "port 2033: glogger - glogger"
"port 2034" is "port 2034: scoremgr - scoremgr"
"port 2035" is "port 2035: imsldoc - imsldoc"
"port 2038" is "port 2038: objectmanager - objectmanager"
"port 204" is "port 204: at-echo - AppleTalk Echo"
"port 2040" is "port 2040: lam - lam"
"port 2041" is "port 2041: interbase - interbase"
"port 2042" is "port 2042: isis - isis"
"port 2043" is "port 2043: isis-bcast - isis-bcast"
"port 2044" is "port 2044: rimsl - rimsl"
"port 2045" is "port 2045: cdfunc - cdfunc"
"port 2046" is "port 2046: sdfunc - sdfunc"
"port 2047" is "port 2047: dls - dls"
"port 2048" is "port 2048: dls-monitor - dls-monitor"
"port 2049" is "port 2049: nfs - Network File System (or Sun Microsystems or shilp)"
"port 205" is "port 205: at-5 - AppleTalk Unused"
"port 206" is "port 206: at-zis - AppleTalk Zone Information"
"port 2065" is "port 2065: dlsrpn - Data Link Switch Read Port Number"
"port 2067" is "port 2067: dlswpn - Data Link Switch Write Port Number"
"port 20670" is "port 20670: track - Track"
"port 207" is "port 207: at-7 - AppleTalk Unused"
"port 208" is "port 208: at-8 - AppleTalk Unused"
"port 209" is "port 209: qmtp - The Quick Mail Transfer Protocol"
"port 2090" is "port 2090: lrp - Load Report Protocol"
"port 2091" is "port 2091: prp - PRP"
"port 2092" is "port 2092: descent3 - Descent 3"
"port 2093" is "port 2093: nbx-cc - NBX CC"
"port 2094" is "port 2094: nbx-au - NBX AU"
"port 2095" is "port 2095: nbx-ser - NBX SER"
"port 2096" is "port 2096: nbx-dir - NBX DIR"
"port 2097" is "port 2097: jetformpreview - Jet Form Preview"
"port 2098" is "port 2098: dialog-port - Dialog Port"
"port 2099" is "port 2099: h2250-annex-g - H.225.0 Annex G"
"port 21" is "port 21: ftp - File Transfer [Control]"
"port 210" is "port 210: z39.50 - ANSI Z39.50"
"port 2100" is "port 2100: amiganetfs - amiganetfs"
"port 2101" is "port 2101: rtcm-sc104 - rtcm-sc104"
"port 2102" is "port 2102: zephyr-srv - Zephyr server"
"port 2103" is "port 2103: zephyr-clt - Zephyr serv-hm connection"
"port 2104" is "port 2104: zephyr-hm - Zephyr hostmanager"
"port 2105" is "port 2105: minipay - MiniPay"
"port 2106" is "port 2106: mzap - MZAP"
"port 2107" is "port 2107: bintec-admin - BinTec Admin"
"port 2108" is "port 2108: comcam - Comcam"
"port 2109" is "port 2109: ergolight - Ergolight"
"port 211" is "port 211: 914c/g - Texas Instruments 914C/G Terminal"
"port 212" is "port 212: anet - ATEXSSTR"
"port 213" is "port 213: ipx - IPX"
"port 214" is "port 214: vmpwscs - VM PWSCS"
"port 215" is "port 215: softpc - Insignia Solutions"
"port 21554" is "port 21554: girlfriend - Girlfriend TROJAN"
"port 216" is "port 216: CAIlic - Computer Associates Int'l License Server"
"port 217" is "port 217: dbase - dBASE Unix"
"port 218" is "port 218: mpp - Netix Message Posting Protocol"
"port 2180" is "port 2180: mc-gt-srv - Millicent Vendor Gateway Server"
"port 21845" is "port 21845: webphone - webphone"
"port 21846" is "port 21846: netspeak-is - NetSpeak Corp. Directory Services"
"port 21847" is "port 21847: netspeak-cs - NetSpeak Corp. Connection Services"
"port 21848" is "port 21848: netspeak-acd - NetSpeak Corp. Automatic Call Distribution"
"port 21849" is "port 21849: netspeak-cps - NetSpeak Corp. Credit Processing System"
"port 219" is "port 219: uarps - Unisys ARPs"
"port 22" is "port 22: ssh - SSH Remote Login Protocol"
"port 220" is "port 220: imap3 - Interactive Mail Access Protocol v3"
"port 2200" is "port 2200: ici - ICI"
"port 22000" is "port 22000: snapenetio - SNAPenetIO"
"port 22001" is "port 22001: optocontrol - OptoControl"
"port 2201" is "port 2201: ats - Advanced Training System Program"
"port 2202" is "port 2202: imtc-map - Int. Multimedia Teleconferencing Cosortium"
"port 221" is "port 221: fln-spx - Berkeley rlogind with SPX auth"
"port 2213" is "port 2213: kali - Kali"
"port 222" is "port 222: rsh-spx - Berkeley rshd with SPX auth (possible conflict with Masqdialer)"
"port 2220" is "port 2220: ganymede - Ganymede"
"port 2221" is "port 2221: rockwell-csp1 - Rockwell CSP1"
"port 2222" is "port 2222: rockwell-csp2 - Rockwell CSP2"
"port 2223" is "port 2223: rockwell-csp3 - Rockwell CSP3"
"port 22273" is "port 22273: wnn6 - wnn6"
"port 223" is "port 223: cdc - Certificate Distribution Center"
"port 2232" is "port 2232: ivs-video - IVS Video default"
"port 2233" is "port 2233: infocrypt - INFOCRYPT"
"port 2234" is "port 2234: directplay - DirectPlay"
"port 2235" is "port 2235: sercomm-wlink - Sercomm-WLink"
"port 2236" is "port 2236: nani - Nani"
"port 2237" is "port 2237: optech-port1-lm - Optech Port1 License Manager"
"port 2238" is "port 2238: aviva-sna - AVIVA SNA SERVER"
"port 2239" is "port 2239: imagequery - Image Query"
"port 224" is "port 224: masqdialer - masqdialer"
"port 2240" is "port 2240: recipe - RECIPe"
"port 2241" is "port 2241: ivsd - IVS Daemon"
"port 2242" is "port 2242: foliocorp - Folio Remote Server"
"port 2243" is "port 2243: magicom - Magicom Protocol"
"port 2244" is "port 2244: nmsserver - NMS Server"
"port 2245" is "port 2245: hao - HaO"
"port 225" is "port 225: - Reserved"
"port 22555" is "port 22555: vocaltec-wconf - Vocaltec Web Conference"
"port 226" is "port 226: - Reserved"
"port 227" is "port 227: - Reserved"
"port 2279" is "port 2279: xmquery - xmquery"
"port 228" is "port 228: - Reserved"
"port 2280" is "port 2280: lnvpoller - LNVPOLLER"
"port 22800" is "port 22800: aws-brf - Telerate Information Platform LAN"
"port 2281" is "port 2281: lnvconsole - LNVCONSOLE"
"port 2282" is "port 2282: lnvalarm - LNVALARM"
"port 2283" is "port 2283: lnvstatus - LNVSTATUS"
"port 2284" is "port 2284: lnvmaps - LNVMAPS"
"port 2285" is "port 2285: lnvmailmon - LNVMAILMON"
"port 2286" is "port 2286: nas-metering - NAS-Metering"
"port 2287" is "port 2287: dna - DNA"
"port 2288" is "port 2288: netml - NETML"
"port 229" is "port 229: - Reserved"
"port 2294" is "port 2294: konshus-lm - Konshus License Manager (FLEX)"
"port 2295" is "port 2295: advant-lm - Advant License Manager"
"port 22951" is "port 22951: brf-gw - Telerate Information Platform WAN"
"port 2296" is "port 2296: theta-lm - Theta License Manager (Rainbow)"
"port 2297" is "port 2297: d2k-datamover1 - D2K DataMover 1"
"port 2298" is "port 2298: d2k-datamover2 - D2K DataMover 2"
"port 2299" is "port 2299: pc-telecommute - PC Telecommute"
"port 23" is "port 23: telnet - Telnet"
"port 230" is "port 230: - Reserved"
"port 2300" is "port 2300: cvmmon - CVMMON"
"port 2301" is "port 2301: cpq-wbem - Compaq HTTP"
"port 2302" is "port 2302: binderysupport - Bindery Support"
"port 2303" is "port 2303: proxy-gateway - Proxy Gateway"
"port 2304" is "port 2304: attachmate-uts - Attachmate UTS"
"port 2305" is "port 2305: mt-scaleserver - MT ScaleServer"
"port 2306" is "port 2306: tappi-boxnet - TAPPI BoxNet"
"port 2307" is "port 2307: pehelp - pehelp"
"port 2308" is "port 2308: sdhelp - sdhelp"
"port 2309" is "port 2309: sdserver - SD Server"
"port 231" is "port 231: - Reserved"
"port 2310" is "port 2310: sdclient - SD Client"
"port 2311" is "port 2311: messageservice - Message Service"
"port 2313" is "port 2313: iapp - IAPP (Inter Access Point Protocol)"
"port 2314" is "port 2314: cr-websystems - CR WebSystems"
"port 2315" is "port 2315: precise-sft - Precise Sft."
"port 2316" is "port 2316: sent-lm - SENT License Manager"
"port 2317" is "port 2317: attachmate-g32 - Attachmate G32"
"port 2318" is "port 2318: cadencecontrol - Cadence Control"
"port 2319" is "port 2319: infolibria - InfoLibria"
"port 232" is "port 232: - Reserved"
"port 2320" is "port 2320: siebel-ns - Siebel NS"
"port 2321" is "port 2321: rdlap - RDLAP over UDP"
"port 2322" is "port 2322: ofsd - ofsd"
"port 2323" is "port 2323: 3d-nfsd - 3d-nfsd"
"port 2324" is "port 2324: cosmocall - Cosmocall"
"port 2325" is "port 2325: designspace-lm - Design Space License Management"
"port 2326" is "port 2326: idcp - IDCP"
"port 2327" is "port 2327: xingcsm - xingcsm"
"port 2328" is "port 2328: netrix-sftm - Netrix SFTM"
"port 2329" is "port 2329: nvd - NVD"
"port 233" is "port 233: - Reserved"
"port 2330" is "port 2330: tscchat - TSCCHAT"
"port 2331" is "port 2331: agentview - AGENTVIEW"
"port 2332" is "port 2332: rcc-host - RCC Host"
"port 2333" is "port 2333: snapp - SNAPP"
"port 2334" is "port 2334: ace-client - ACE Client Auth"
"port 2335" is "port 2335: ace-proxy - ACE Proxy"
"port 2336" is "port 2336: appleugcontrol - Apple UG Control"
"port 2337" is "port 2337: ideesrv - ideesrv"
"port 2338" is "port 2338: norton-lambert - Norton Lambert"
"port 2339" is "port 2339: 3com-webview - 3Com WebView"
"port 234" is "port 234: - Reserved"
"port 2340" is "port 2340: wrs_registry - WRS Registry"
"port 2341" is "port 2341: xiostatus - XIO Status"
"port 2342" is "port 2342: manage-exec - Seagate Manage Exec"
"port 2343" is "port 2343: nati-logos - nati logos"
"port 2344" is "port 2344: fcmsys - fcmsys"
"port 2345" is "port 2345: dbm - dbm"
"port 2346" is "port 2346: redstorm_join - Game Connection Port"
"port 2347" is "port 2347: redstorm_find - Game Announcement and Location"
"port 2348" is "port 2348: redstorm_info - Information to query for game status"
"port 2349" is "port 2349: redstorm_diag - Diagnostics Port"
"port 235" is "port 235: - Reserved"
"port 2350" is "port 2350: psbserver - psbserver"
"port 2351" is "port 2351: psrserver - psrserver"
"port 2352" is "port 2352: pslserver - pslserver"
"port 2353" is "port 2353: pspserver - pspserver"
"port 2354" is "port 2354: psprserver - psprserver"
"port 2355" is "port 2355: psdbserver - psdbserver"
"port 2356" is "port 2356: gxtelmd - GXT License Managemant"
"port 2357" is "port 2357: unihub-server - UniHub Server"
"port 2358" is "port 2358: futrix - Futrix"
"port 2359" is "port 2359: flukeserver - FlukeServer"
"port 236" is "port 236: - Reserved"
"port 2360" is "port 2360: nexstorindltd - NexstorIndLtd"
"port 2361" is "port 2361: tl1 - TL1"
"port 237" is "port 237: - Reserved"
"port 238" is "port 238: - Reserved"
"port 2381" is "port 2381: compaq-https - Compaq HTTPS"
"port 2389" is "port 2389: ovsessionmgr - OpenView Session Mgr"
"port 239" is "port 239: - Reserved"
"port 2390" is "port 2390: rsmtp - RSMTP"
"port 2391" is "port 2391: 3com-net-mgmt - 3COM Net Management"
"port 2392" is "port 2392: tacticalauth - Tactical Auth"
"port 2393" is "port 2393: ms-olap1 - MS OLAP 1"
"port 2394" is "port 2394: ms-olap2 - MS OLAP 2"
"port 2395" is "port 2395: lan900_remote - LAN900 Remote"
"port 2396" is "port 2396: wusage - Wusage"
"port 2397" is "port 2397: ncl - NCL"
"port 2398" is "port 2398: orbiter - Orbiter"
"port 2399" is "port 2399: fmpro-fdal - FileMaker, Inc. - Data Access Layer"
"port 24" is "port 24: - any private mail system"
"port 240" is "port 240: - Reserved"
"port 2400" is "port 2400: opequus-server - OpEquus Server"
"port 24000" is "port 24000: med-ltp - med-ltp"
"port 24001" is "port 24001: med-fsp-rx - med-fsp-rx"
"port 24002" is "port 24002: med-fsp-tx - med-fsp-tx"
"port 24003" is "port 24003: med-supp - med-supp"
"port 24004" is "port 24004: med-ovw - med-ovw"
"port 24005" is "port 24005: med-ci - med-ci"
"port 24006" is "port 24006: med-net-svc - med-net-svc"
"port 2401" is "port 2401: cvspserver - cvspserver"
"port 2402" is "port 2402: taskmaster2000 - TaskMaster 2000 Server"
"port 2403" is "port 2403: taskmaster2000 - TaskMaster 2000 Web"
"port 2404" is "port 2404: iec870-5-104 - IEC870-5-104"
"port 2405" is "port 2405: trc-netpoll - TRC Netpoll"
"port 2406" is "port 2406: jediserver - JediServer"
"port 2407" is "port 2407: orion - Orion"
"port 2408" is "port 2408: optimanet - OptimaNet"
"port 2409" is "port 2409: sns-protocol - SNS Protocol"
"port 241" is "port 241: - Reserved"
"port 2410" is "port 2410: vrts-registry - VRTS Registry"
"port 2411" is "port 2411: netwave-ap-mgmt - Netwave AP Management"
"port 2412" is "port 2412: cdn - CDN"
"port 2413" is "port 2413: orion-rmi-reg - orion-rmi-reg"
"port 2414" is "port 2414: interlingua - Interlingua"
"port 2415" is "port 2415: comtest - COMTEST"
"port 2416" is "port 2416: rmtserver - RMT Server"
"port 2417" is "port 2417: composit-server - Composit Server"
"port 2418" is "port 2418: cas - cas"
"port 2419" is "port 2419: attachmate-s2s - Attachmate S2S"
"port 242" is "port 242: direct - Direct"
"port 2420" is "port 2420: dslremote-mgmt - DSL Remote Management"
"port 2421" is "port 2421: g-talk - G-Talk"
"port 2422" is "port 2422: crmsbits - CRMSBITS"
"port 2423" is "port 2423: rnrp - RNRP"
"port 2424" is "port 2424: kofax-svr - KOFAX-SVR"
"port 2425" is "port 2425: fjitsuappmgr - Fujitsu App Manager"
"port 2426" is "port 2426: applianttcp - Appliant TCP"
"port 2427" is "port 2427: stgcp - Simple telephony Gateway Control Protocol"
"port 2428" is "port 2428: ott - One Way Trip Time"
"port 2429" is "port 2429: ft-role - FT-ROLE"
"port 243" is "port 243: sur-meas - Survey Measurement"
"port 2430" is "port 2430: venus - venus"
"port 2431" is "port 2431: venus-se - venus-se"
"port 2432" is "port 2432: codasrv - codasrv"
"port 2433" is "port 2433: codasrv-se - codasrv-se"
"port 2434" is "port 2434: pxc-epmap - pxc-epmap"
"port 2435" is "port 2435: optilogic - OptiLogic"
"port 2436" is "port 2436: topx - TOP/X"
"port 2437" is "port 2437: unicontrol - UniControl"
"port 2438" is "port 2438: msp - MSP"
"port 24386" is "port 24386: intel_rci - Intel RCI"
"port 2439" is "port 2439: sybasedbsynch - SybaseDBSynch"
"port 244" is "port 244: dayna - Dayna"
"port 2440" is "port 2440: spearway - Spearway Lockers"
"port 2441" is "port 2441: pvsw-inet - pvsw-inet"
"port 2442" is "port 2442: netangel - Netangel"
"port 2443" is "port 2443: powerclientcsf - PowerClient Central Storage Facility"
"port 2444" is "port 2444: btpp2sectrans - BT PP2 Sectrans"
"port 2445" is "port 2445: dtn1 - DTN1"
"port 2446" is "port 2446: bues_service - bues_service"
"port 2447" is "port 2447: ovwdb - OpenView NNM daemon"
"port 2448" is "port 2448: hpppssvr - hpppsvr"
"port 2449" is "port 2449: ratl - RATL"
"port 245" is "port 245: link - LINK"
"port 2450" is "port 2450: netadmin - netadmin"
"port 2451" is "port 2451: netchat - netchat"
"port 2452" is "port 2452: snifferclient - SnifferClient"
"port 2453" is "port 2453: madge-om - madge-om"
"port 2454" is "port 2454: indx-dds - IndX-DDS"
"port 2455" is "port 2455: wago-io-system - WAGO-IO-SYSTEM"
"port 2456" is "port 2456: altav-remmgt - altav-remmgt"
"port 2457" is "port 2457: rapido-ip - Rapido_IP"
"port 2458" is "port 2458: griffin - griffin"
"port 2459" is "port 2459: community - Community"
"port 246" is "port 246: dsp3270 - Display Systems Protocol"
"port 2460" is "port 2460: ms-theater - ms-theater"
"port 2461" is "port 2461: qadmifoper - qadmifoper"
"port 2462" is "port 2462: qadmifevent - qadmifevent"
"port 2463" is "port 2463: symbios-raid - Symbios Raid"
"port 2464" is "port 2464: direcpc-si - DirecPC SI"
"port 2465" is "port 2465: lbm - Load Balance Management"
"port 2466" is "port 2466: lbf - Load Balance Forwarding"
"port 2467" is "port 2467: high-criteria - High Criteria"
"port 2468" is "port 2468: qip_msgd - qip_msgd"
"port 2469" is "port 2469: mti-tcs-comm - MTI-TCS-COMM"
"port 247" is "port 247: subntbcst_tftp - SUBNTBCST_TFTP"
"port 2470" is "port 2470: taskman_port - taskman port"
"port 2471" is "port 2471: seaodbc - SeaODBC"
"port 2472" is "port 2472: c3 - C3"
"port 2473" is "port 2473: aker-cdp - Aker-cdp"
"port 2474" is "port 2474: vitalanalysis - Vital Analysis"
"port 2475" is "port 2475: ace-server - ACE Server"
"port 2476" is "port 2476: ace-svr-prop - ACE Server Propagation"
"port 2477" is "port 2477: ssm-cvs - SecurSight Certificate Valifation Service"
"port 2478" is "port 2478: ssm-cssps - SecurSight Authentication Server (SLL)"
"port 2479" is "port 2479: ssm-els - SecurSight Event Logging Server (SSL)"
"port 248" is "port 248: bhfhs - bhfhs"
"port 2480" is "port 2480: lingwood - Lingwood's Detail"
"port 2481" is "port 2481: giop - Oracle GIOP"
"port 2482" is "port 2482: giop-ssl - Oracle GIOP SSL"
"port 2483" is "port 2483: ttc - Oracle TTC"
"port 2484" is "port 2484: ttc-ssl - Oracle TTC SSL"
"port 2485" is "port 2485: netobjects1 - Net Objects1"
"port 2486" is "port 2486: netobjects2 - Net Objects2"
"port 2487" is "port 2487: pns - Policy Notice Service"
"port 2488" is "port 2488: moy-corp - Moy Corporation"
"port 2489" is "port 2489: tsilb - TSILB"
"port 249" is "port 249: - Reserved"
"port 2490" is "port 2490: qip_qdhcp - qip_qdhcp"
"port 2491" is "port 2491: conclave-cpp - Conclave CPP"
"port 2492" is "port 2492: groove - GROOVE"
"port 2493" is "port 2493: talarian-mqs - Talarian MQS"
"port 2494" is "port 2494: bmc-ar - BMC AR"
"port 2495" is "port 2495: fast-rem-serv - Fast Remote Services"
"port 2496" is "port 2496: dirgis - DIRGIS"
"port 2497" is "port 2497: quaddb - Quad DB"
"port 2498" is "port 2498: odn-castraq - ODN-CasTraq"
"port 2499" is "port 2499: unicontrol - UniControl"
"port 25" is "port 25: smtp - Simple Mail Transfer"
"port 250" is "port 250: - Reserved"
"port 2500" is "port 2500: rtsserv - Resource Tracking system server"
"port 25000" is "port 25000: icl-twobase1 - icl-twobase1"
"port 25001" is "port 25001: icl-twobase2 - icl-twobase2"
"port 25002" is "port 25002: icl-twobase3 - icl-twobase3"
"port 25003" is "port 25003: icl-twobase4 - icl-twobase4"
"port 25004" is "port 25004: icl-twobase5 - icl-twobase5"
"port 25005" is "port 25005: icl-twobase6 - icl-twobase6"
"port 25006" is "port 25006: icl-twobase7 - icl-twobase7"
"port 25007" is "port 25007: icl-twobase8 - icl-twobase8"
"port 25008" is "port 25008: icl-twobase9 - icl-twobase9"
"port 25009" is "port 25009: icl-twobase10 - icl-twobase10"
"port 2501" is "port 2501: rtsclient - Resource Tracking system client"
"port 2502" is "port 2502: kentrox-prot - Kentrox Protocol"
"port 2503" is "port 2503: nms-dpnss - NMS-DPNSS"
"port 2504" is "port 2504: wlbs - WLBS"
"port 2505" is "port 2505: torque-traffic - torque-traffic"
"port 2506" is "port 2506: jbroker - jbroker"
"port 2507" is "port 2507: spock - spock"
"port 2508" is "port 2508: datastore - datastore"
"port 2509" is "port 2509: fjmpss - fjmpss"
"port 251" is "port 251: - Reserved"
"port 2510" is "port 2510: fjappmgrbulk - fjappmgrbulk"
"port 2511" is "port 2511: metastorm - Metastorm"
"port 2512" is "port 2512: citrixima - Citrix IMA"
"port 2513" is "port 2513: citrixadmin - Citrix ADMIN"
"port 2514" is "port 2514: facsys-ntp - Facsys NTP"
"port 2515" is "port 2515: facsys-router - Facsys Router"
"port 2516" is "port 2516: maincontrol - Main Control"
"port 2517" is "port 2517: call-sig-trans - H.323 Annex E call signaling transport"
"port 2518" is "port 2518: willy - Willy"
"port 2519" is "port 2519: globmsgsvc - globmsgsvc"
"port 252" is "port 252: - Reserved"
"port 2520" is "port 2520: pvsw - pvsw"
"port 2521" is "port 2521: adaptecmgr - Adaptec Manager"
"port 2522" is "port 2522: windb - WinDb"
"port 2523" is "port 2523: qke-llc-v3 - Qke LLC V.3"
"port 2524" is "port 2524: optiwave-lm - Optiwave License Management"
"port 2525" is "port 2525: ms-v-worlds - MS V-Worlds"
"port 2526" is "port 2526: ema-sent-lm - EMA License Manager"
"port 2527" is "port 2527: iqserver - IQ Server"
"port 2528" is "port 2528: ncr_ccl - NCR CCL"
"port 2529" is "port 2529: utsftp - UTS FTP"
"port 253" is "port 253: - Reserved"
"port 2530" is "port 2530: vrcommerce - VR Commerce"
"port 2531" is "port 2531: ito-e-gui - ITO-E GUI"
"port 2532" is "port 2532: ovtopmd - OVTOPMD"
"port 2533" is "port 2533: snifferserver - SnifferServer"
"port 2534" is "port 2534: combox-web-acc - Combox Web Access"
"port 2535" is "port 2535: mdhcp - MDHCP"
"port 2536" is "port 2536: btpp2audctr1 - btpp2audctr1"
"port 2537" is "port 2537: upgrade - Upgrade Protocol"
"port 2538" is "port 2538: vnwk-prapi - vnwk-prapi"
"port 2539" is "port 2539: vsiadmin - VSI Admin"
"port 254" is "port 254: - Reserved"
"port 2540" is "port 2540: lonworks - LonWorks"
"port 2541" is "port 2541: lonworks2 - LonWorks2"
"port 2542" is "port 2542: davinci - daVinci"
"port 2543" is "port 2543: reftek - REFTEK"
"port 2544" is "port 2544: novell-zen - Novell ZEN"
"port 2545" is "port 2545: sis-emt - sis-emt"
"port 2546" is "port 2546: vytalvaultbrtp - vytalvaultbrtp"
"port 2547" is "port 2547: vytalvaultvsmp - vytalvaultvsmp"
"port 2548" is "port 2548: vytalvaultpipe - vytalvaultpipe"
"port 2549" is "port 2549: ipass - IPASS"
"port 255" is "port 255: - Reserved"
"port 2550" is "port 2550: ads - ADS"
"port 2551" is "port 2551: isg-uda-server - ISG UDA Server"
"port 2552" is "port 2552: call-logging - Call Logging"
"port 2553" is "port 2553: efidiningport - efidiningport"
"port 2554" is "port 2554: vcnet-link-v10 - VCnet-Link v10"
"port 2555" is "port 2555: compaq-wcp - Compaq WCP"
"port 2556" is "port 2556: nicetec-nmsvc - nicetec-nmsvc"
"port 2557" is "port 2557: nicetec-mgmt - nicetec-mgmt"
"port 2558" is "port 2558: pclemultimedia - PCLE Multi Media"
"port 2559" is "port 2559: lstp - LSTP"
"port 256" is "port 256: rap - RAP"
"port 2560" is "port 2560: labrat - labrat"
"port 2561" is "port 2561: mosaixcc - MosaixCC"
"port 2562" is "port 2562: delibo - Delibo"
"port 2563" is "port 2563: cti-redwood - CTI Redwood"
"port 2564" is "port 2564: hp-3000-telnet - HP 3000 NS/VT block mode telnet"
"port 2565" is "port 2565: coord-svr - Coordinator Server"
"port 2566" is "port 2566: pcs-pcw - pcs-pcw"
"port 2567" is "port 2567: clp - Cisco Line Protocol"
"port 2568" is "port 2568: spamtrap - SPAM TRAP"
"port 2569" is "port 2569: sonuscallsig - Sonus Call Signal"
"port 257" is "port 257: set - Secure Electronic Transaction"
"port 2570" is "port 2570: hs-port - HS Port"
"port 2571" is "port 2571: cecsvc - CECSVC"
"port 2572" is "port 2572: ibp - IBP"
"port 2573" is "port 2573: trustestablish - Trust Establish"
"port 2574" is "port 2574: blockade-bpsp - Blockade BPSP"
"port 2575" is "port 2575: hl7 - HL7"
"port 2576" is "port 2576: tclprodebugger - TCL Pro Debugger"
"port 2577" is "port 2577: scipticslsrvr - Scriptics Lsrvr"
"port 2578" is "port 2578: rvs-isdn-dcp - RVS ISDN DCP"
"port 2579" is "port 2579: mpfoncl - mpfoncl"
"port 25793" is "port 25793: vocaltec-hos - Vocaltec Address Server"
"port 258" is "port 258: yak-chat - Yak Winsock Personal Chat"
"port 2580" is "port 2580: tributary - Tributary"
"port 2581" is "port 2581: argis-te - ARGIS TE"
"port 2582" is "port 2582: argis-ds - ARGIS DS"
"port 2583" is "port 2583: mon - MON"
"port 2584" is "port 2584: cyaserv - cyaserv"
"port 2585" is "port 2585: netx-server - NETX Server"
"port 2586" is "port 2586: netx-agent - NETX Agent"
"port 2587" is "port 2587: masc - MASC"
"port 2588" is "port 2588: privilege - Privilege"
"port 2589" is "port 2589: quartus-tcl - quartus tcl"
"port 259" is "port 259: esro-gen - Efficient Short Remote Operations"
"port 2590" is "port 2590: idotdist - idotdist"
"port 2591" is "port 2591: maytagshuffle - Maytag Shuffle"
"port 2592" is "port 2592: netrek - netrek"
"port 2593" is "port 2593: mns-mail - MNS Mail Notice Service"
"port 2594" is "port 2594: dts - Data Base Server"
"port 2595" is "port 2595: worldfusion1 - World Fusion 1"
"port 2596" is "port 2596: worldfusion2 - World Fusion 2"
"port 2597" is "port 2597: homesteadglory - Homestead Glory"
"port 2598" is "port 2598: citriximaclient - Citrix MA Client"
"port 2599" is "port 2599: meridiandata - Meridian Data"
"port 260" is "port 260: openport - Openport"
"port 2600" is "port 2600: hpstgmgr - HPSTGMGR"
"port 26000" is "port 26000: quake - quake"
"port 2601" is "port 2601: discp-client - discp client"
"port 2602" is "port 2602: discp-server - discp server"
"port 2603" is "port 2603: servicemeter - Service Meter"
"port 2604" is "port 2604: nsc-ccs - NSC CCS"
"port 2605" is "port 2605: nsc-posa - NSC POSA"
"port 2606" is "port 2606: netmon - Dell Netmon"
"port 2607" is "port 2607: connection - Dell Connection"
"port 2608" is "port 2608: wag-service - Wag Service"
"port 2609" is "port 2609: system-monitor - System Monitor"
"port 261" is "port 261: nsiiops - IIOP Name Service over TLS/SSL"
"port 2610" is "port 2610: versa-tek - VersaTek"
"port 2611" is "port 2611: lionhead - LIONHEAD"
"port 2612" is "port 2612: qpasa-agent - Qpasa Agent"
"port 2613" is "port 2613: smntubootstrap - SMNTUBootstrap"
"port 2614" is "port 2614: neveroffline - Never Off Line"
"port 2615" is "port 2615: firepower - firepower"
"port 2616" is "port 2616: appswitch-emp - appswitch-emp"
"port 2617" is "port 2617: cmadmin - Clinical Context Managers"
"port 2618" is "port 2618: priority-e-com - Priority E-Com"
"port 2619" is "port 2619: bruce - bruce"
"port 262" is "port 262: arcisdms - Arcisdms"
"port 2620" is "port 2620: lpsrecommender - LPSRecommender"
"port 26208" is "port 26208: wnn6-ds - wnn6-ds"
"port 2621" is "port 2621: miles-apart - Miles Apart Jukebox Server"
"port 2622" is "port 2622: metricadbc - MetricaDBC"
"port 2623" is "port 2623: lmdp - LMDP"
"port 2624" is "port 2624: aria - Aria"
"port 2625" is "port 2625: blwnkl-port - Blwnkl Port"
"port 2626" is "port 2626: gbjd816 - gbjd816"
"port 2627" is "port 2627: moshebeeri - Moshe Beeri"
"port 2628" is "port 2628: dict - DICT"
"port 2629" is "port 2629: sitaraserver - Sitara Server"
"port 263" is "port 263: hdap - HDAP"
"port 2630" is "port 2630: sitaramgmt - Sitara Management"
"port 2631" is "port 2631: sitaradir - Sitara Dir"
"port 2632" is "port 2632: irdg-post - IRdg Post"
"port 2633" is "port 2633: interintelli - InterIntelli"
"port 2634" is "port 2634: pk-electronics - PK Electronics"
"port 2635" is "port 2635: backburner - Back Burner"
"port 2636" is "port 2636: solve - Solve"
"port 2637" is "port 2637: imdocsvc - Import Document Service"
"port 2638" is "port 2638: sybaseanywhere - Sybase Anywhere"
"port 2639" is "port 2639: aminet - AMInet"
"port 264" is "port 264: bgmp - BGMP"
"port 2640" is "port 2640: sai_sentlm - Sabbagh Associates Licence Manager"
"port 2641" is "port 2641: hdl-srv - HDL Server"
"port 2642" is "port 2642: tragic - Tragic"
"port 2643" is "port 2643: gte-samp - GTE-SAMP"
"port 2644" is "port 2644: travsoft-ipx-t - Travsoft IPX Tunnel"
"port 2645" is "port 2645: novell-ipx-cmd - Novell IPX CMD"
"port 2646" is "port 2646: and-lm - AND Licence Manager"
"port 2647" is "port 2647: syncserver - SyncServer"
"port 2648" is "port 2648: upsnotifyprot - Upsnotifyprot"
"port 2649" is "port 2649: vpsipport - VPSIPPORT"
"port 2650" is "port 2650: eristwoguns - eristwoguns"
"port 2651" is "port 2651: ebinsite - EBInSite"
"port 2652" is "port 2652: interpathpanel - InterPathPanel"
"port 2653" is "port 2653: sonus - Sonus"
"port 2654" is "port 2654: corel_vncadmin - Corel VNC Admin"
"port 2655" is "port 2655: unglue - UNIX Nt Glue"
"port 2656" is "port 2656: kana - Kana"
"port 2657" is "port 2657: sns-dispatcher - SNS Dispatcher"
"port 2658" is "port 2658: sns-admin - SNS Admin"
"port 2659" is "port 2659: sns-query - SNS Query"
"port 2660" is "port 2660: gcmonitor - GC Monitor"
"port 2661" is "port 2661: olhost - OLHOST"
"port 2662" is "port 2662: bintec-capi - BinTec-CAPI"
"port 2663" is "port 2663: bintec-tapi - BinTec-TAPI"
"port 2664" is "port 2664: command-mq-gm - Command MQ GM"
"port 2665" is "port 2665: command-mq-pm - Command MQ PM"
"port 2666" is "port 2666: extensis - extensis"
"port 2667" is "port 2667: alarm-clock-s - Alarm Clock Server"
"port 2668" is "port 2668: alarm-clock-c - Alarm Clock Client"
"port 2669" is "port 2669: toad - TOAD"
"port 2670" is "port 2670: tve-announce - TVE Announce"
"port 2671" is "port 2671: newlixreg - newlixreg"
"port 2672" is "port 2672: nhserver - nhserver"
"port 2673" is "port 2673: firstcall42 - First Call 42"
"port 2674" is "port 2674: ewnn - ewnn"
"port 2675" is "port 2675: ttc-etap - TTC ETAP"
"port 2676" is "port 2676: simslink - SIMSLink"
"port 2677" is "port 2677: gadgetgate1way - Gadget Gate 1 Way"
"port 2678" is "port 2678: gadgetgate2way - Gadget Gate 2 Way"
"port 2679" is "port 2679: syncserverssl - Sync Server SSL"
"port 2680" is "port 2680: pxc-sapxom - pxc-sapxom"
"port 2681" is "port 2681: mpnjsomb - mpnjsomb"
"port 2682" is "port 2682: srsp - SRSP"
"port 2683" is "port 2683: ncdloadbalance - NCDLoadBalance"
"port 2684" is "port 2684: mpnjsosv - mpnjsosv"
"port 2685" is "port 2685: mpnjsocl - mpnjsocl"
"port 2686" is "port 2686: mpnjsomg - mpnjsomg"
"port 2687" is "port 2687: pq-lic-mgmt - pq-lic-mgmt"
"port 2688" is "port 2688: md-cg-http - md-cf-http"
"port 2689" is "port 2689: fastlynx - FastLynx"
"port 2690" is "port 2690: hp-nnm-data - HP NNM Embedded Database"
"port 2691" is "port 2691: itinternet - IT Internet"
"port 2692" is "port 2692: admins-lms - Admins LMS"
"port 2693" is "port 2693: belarc-http - belarc-http"
"port 2694" is "port 2694: pwrsevent - pwrsevent"
"port 2695" is "port 2695: vspread - VSPREAD"
"port 2696" is "port 2696: unifyadmin - Unify Admin"
"port 2697" is "port 2697: oce-snmp-trap - Oce SNMP Trap Port"
"port 2698" is "port 2698: mck-ivpip - MCK-IVPIP"
"port 2699" is "port 2699: csoft-plusclnt - Csoft Plus Client"
"port 27" is "port 27: nsw-fe - NSW User System FE"
"port 2700" is "port 2700: tqdata - tqdata"
"port 27000" is "port 27000: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27001" is "port 27001: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27002" is "port 27002: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27003" is "port 27003: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27004" is "port 27004: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27005" is "port 27005: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27006" is "port 27006: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27007" is "port 27007: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27008" is "port 27008: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 27009" is "port 27009: flex-lm - FLEX LM (1-10)"
"port 2701" is "port 2701: sms-rcinfo - SMS RCINFO"
"port 2702" is "port 2702: sms-xfer - SMS XFER"
"port 2703" is "port 2703: sms-chat - SMS CHAT"
"port 2704" is "port 2704: sms-remctrl - SMS REMCTRL"
"port 2705" is "port 2705: sds-admin - SDS Admin"
"port 2706" is "port 2706: ncdmirroring - NCD Mirroring"
"port 2707" is "port 2707: emcsymapiport - EMCSYMAPIPORT"
"port 2708" is "port 2708: banyan-net - Banyan-Net"
"port 2709" is "port 2709: supermon - Supermon"
"port 2710" is "port 2710: sso-service - SSO Service"
"port 2711" is "port 2711: sso-control - SSO Control"
"port 2712" is "port 2712: aocp - Axapta Object Communication Protocol"
"port 2713" is "port 2713: raven1 - Raven1"
"port 2714" is "port 2714: raven2 - Raven2"
"port 2715" is "port 2715: hpstgmgr2 - HPSTGMGR2"
"port 2716" is "port 2716: inova-ip-disco - Inova IP Disco"
"port 2784" is "port 2784: www-dev - world wide web - development"
"port 2785" is "port 2785: aic-np - aic-np"
"port 2786" is "port 2786: aic-oncrpc - aic-oncrpc - Destiny MCD database"
"port 2787" is "port 2787: piccolo - piccolo - Cornerstone Software"
"port 2788" is "port 2788: fryeserv - NetWare Loadable Module - Seagate Software"
"port 2789" is "port 2789: media-agent - Media Agent"
"port 27999" is "port 27999: tw-auth-key - TW Authentication/Key Distribution and"
"port 280" is "port 280: http-mgmt - http-mgmt"
"port 281" is "port 281: personal-link - Personal Link"
"port 282" is "port 282: cableport-ax - Cable Port A/X"
"port 2828" is "port 2828: itm-lm - ITM License Manager"
"port 283" is "port 283: rescap - rescap"
"port 29" is "port 29: msg-icp - MSG ICP"
"port 2908" is "port 2908: mao - mao"
"port 2909" is "port 2909: funk-dialout - Funk Dialout"
"port 2910" is "port 2910: tdaccess - TDAccess"
"port 2911" is "port 2911: blockade - Blockade"
"port 2912" is "port 2912: epicon - Epicon"
"port 2913" is "port 2913: boosterware - Booster Ware"
"port 2914" is "port 2914: gamelobby - Game Lobby"
"port 2915" is "port 2915: tksocket - TK Socket"
"port 2916" is "port 2916: elvin_server - Elvin Server"
"port 2917" is "port 2917: elvin_client - Elvin Client"
"port 2918" is "port 2918: kastenchasepad - Kasten Chase Pad"
"port 2971" is "port 2971: netclip - Net Clip"
"port 2972" is "port 2972: pmsm-webrctl - PMSM Webrctl"
"port 2973" is "port 2973: svnetworks - SV Networks"
"port 2974" is "port 2974: signal - Signal"
"port 2975" is "port 2975: fjmpcm - Fujitsu Configuration Management Service"
"port 2976" is "port 2976: cns-srv-port - CNS Server Port"
"port 2977" is "port 2977: ttc-etap-ns - TTCs Enterprise Test Access Protocol - NS"
"port 2978" is "port 2978: ttc-etap-ds - TTCs Enterprise Test Access Protocol - DS"
"port 2979" is "port 2979: h263-video - H.263 Video Streaming"
"port 2980" is "port 2980: wimd - Instant Messaging Service"
"port 2981" is "port 2981: mylxamport - MYLXAMPORT"
"port 2989" is "port 2989: rat - Rat TROJAN"
"port 2998" is "port 2998: realsecure - Real Secure"
"port 3" is "port 3: compressnet - Compression Process"
"port 3000" is "port 3000: hbci - HBCI (or remoteware-cl - RemoteWare Client)"
"port 3001" is "port 3001: redwood-broker - Redwood Broker"
"port 3002" is "port 3002: remoteware-srv - RemoteWare Server (or EXLM Agent)"
"port 3003" is "port 3003: cgms - CGMS"
"port 3004" is "port 3004: csoftragent - Csoft Agent"
"port 3005" is "port 3005: geniuslm - Genius License Manager"
"port 3006" is "port 3006: ii-admin - Instant Internet Admin"
"port 3007" is "port 3007: lotusmtap - Lotus Mail Tracking Agent Protocol"
"port 3008" is "port 3008: midnight-tech - Midnight Technologies"
"port 3009" is "port 3009: pxc-ntfy - PXC-NTFY"
"port 3010" is "port 3010: gw - Telerate Workstation"
"port 3011" is "port 3011: trusted-web - Trusted Web"
"port 3012" is "port 3012: twsdss - Trusted Web Client"
"port 3013" is "port 3013: gilatskysurfer - Gilat Sky Surfer"
"port 3014" is "port 3014: broker_service - Broker Service"
"port 3015" is "port 3015: nati-dstp - NATI DSTP"
"port 3016" is "port 3016: notify_srvr - Notify Server"
"port 3017" is "port 3017: event_listener - Event Listener"
"port 3018" is "port 3018: srvc_registry - Service Registry"
"port 3019" is "port 3019: resource_mgr - Resource Manager"
"port 3020" is "port 3020: cifs - CIFS"
"port 3021" is "port 3021: agriserver - AGRI Server"
"port 3022" is "port 3022: csregagent - CSREGAGENT"
"port 3023" is "port 3023: magicnotes - magicnotes"
"port 3024" is "port 3024: nds_sso - NDS_SSO"
"port 3025" is "port 3025: arepa-raft - Arepa Raft"
"port 3026" is "port 3026: agri-gateway - AGRI Gateway"
"port 3027" is "port 3027: LiebDevMgmt_C - LiebDevMgmt_C"
"port 3028" is "port 3028: LiebDevMgmt_DM - LiebDevMgmt_DM"
"port 3029" is "port 3029: LiebDevMgmt_A - LiebDevMgmt_A"
"port 3030" is "port 3030: arepa-cas - Arepa Cas"
"port 3031" is "port 3031: agentvu - AgentVU"
"port 3032" is "port 3032: redwood-chat - Redwood Chat"
"port 3033" is "port 3033: pdb - PDB"
"port 3034" is "port 3034: osmosis-aeea - Osmosis AEEA"
"port 3035" is "port 3035: fjsv-gssagt - FJSV gssagt"
"port 3036" is "port 3036: hagel-dump - Hagel DUMP"
"port 3037" is "port 3037: hp-san-mgmt - HP SAN Mgmt"
"port 3038" is "port 3038: santak-ups - Santak UPS"
"port 3039" is "port 3039: cogitate - Cogitate, Inc."
"port 3040" is "port 3040: tomato-springs - Tomato Springs"
"port 3041" is "port 3041: di-traceware - di-traceware"
"port 3042" is "port 3042: journee - journee"
"port 3043" is "port 3043: brp - BRP"
"port 3044" is "port 3044: msexch-routing - msexch-routing"
"port 3045" is "port 3045: responsenet - ResponseNet"
"port 3046" is "port 3046: di-ase - di-ase"
"port 3047" is "port 3047: hlserver - Fast Security HL Server"
"port 3048" is "port 3048: pctrader - Sierra Net PC Trader"
"port 3049" is "port 3049: nsws - NSWS"
"port 3050" is "port 3050: gds_db - gds_db"
"port 3051" is "port 3051: galaxy-server - Galaxy Server"
"port 3052" is "port 3052: apcpcns - APCPCNS"
"port 3053" is "port 3053: dsom-server - dsom-server"
"port 3054" is "port 3054: amt-cnf-prot - AMT CNF PROT"
"port 3055" is "port 3055: policyserver - Policy Server"
"port 3056" is "port 3056: cdl-server - CDL Server"
"port 3057" is "port 3057: goahead-fldup - GoAhead FldUp"
"port 3058" is "port 3058: videobeans - videobeans"
"port 3059" is "port 3059: qsoft - qsoft"
"port 3060" is "port 3060: interserver - interserver"
"port 3061" is "port 3061: cautcpd - cautcpd"
"port 3062" is "port 3062: ncacn-ip-tcp - ncacn-ip-tcp"
"port 3063" is "port 3063: ncadg-ip-udp - ncadg-ip-udp"
"port 308" is "port 308: novastorbakcup - Novastor Backup"
"port 3080" is "port 3080: stm_pproc - stm_pproc"
"port 309" is "port 309: entrusttime - EntrustTime"
"port 31" is "port 31: msg-auth - MSG Authentication"
"port 310" is "port 310: bhmds - bhmds"
"port 3105" is "port 3105: cardbox - Cardbox"
"port 3106" is "port 3106: cardbox-http - Cardbox HTTP"
"port 311" is "port 311: asip-webadmin - AppleShare IP WebAdmin"
"port 312" is "port 312: vslmp - VSLMP"
"port 313" is "port 313: magenta-logic - Magenta Logic"
"port 3130" is "port 3130: icpv2 - ICPv2"
"port 3131" is "port 3131: netbookmark - Net Book Mark"
"port 31337" is "port 31337: bo - Back Orifice TROJAN (or Netpatch TROJAN)"
"port 31338" is "port 31338: deepbo - Deep Back Orifice TROJAN"
"port 314" is "port 314: opalis-robot - Opalis Robot"
"port 3141" is "port 3141: vmodem - VMODEM"
"port 3142" is "port 3142: rdc-wh-eos - RDC WH EOS"
"port 3143" is "port 3143: seaview - Sea View"
"port 3144" is "port 3144: tarantella - Tarantella"
"port 3145" is "port 3145: csi-lfap - CSI-LFAP"
"port 3147" is "port 3147: rfio - RFIO"
"port 3148" is "port 3148: nm-game-admin - NetMike Game Administrator"
"port 3149" is "port 3149: nm-game-server - NetMike Game Server"
"port 315" is "port 315: dpsi - DPSI"
"port 3150" is "port 3150: nm-asses-admin - NetMike Assessor Administrator"
"port 3151" is "port 3151: nm-assessor - NetMike Assessor"
"port 316" is "port 316: decauth - decAuth"
"port 317" is "port 317: zannet - Zannet"
"port 318" is "port 318: pkix-timestamp - PKIX TimeStamp"
"port 3180" is "port 3180: mc-brk-srv - Millicent Broker Server"
"port 3181" is "port 3181: bmcpatrolagent - BMC Patrol Agent"
"port 3182" is "port 3182: bmcpatrolrnvu - BMC Patrol Rendezvous"
"port 319" is "port 319: ptp-event - PTP Event"
"port 320" is "port 320: ptp-general - PTP General"
"port 321" is "port 321: pip - PIP"
"port 322" is "port 322: rtsps - RTSPS"
"port 3264" is "port 3264: ccmail - cc:mail/lotus"
"port 3265" is "port 3265: altav-tunnel - Altav Tunnel"
"port 3266" is "port 3266: ns-cfg-server - NS CFG Server"
"port 3267" is "port 3267: ibm-dial-out - IBM Dial Out"
"port 3268" is "port 3268: msft-gc - Microsoft Global Catalog"
"port 3269" is "port 3269: msft-gc-ssl - Microsoft Global Catalog with LDAP/SSL"
"port 3270" is "port 3270: verismart - Verismart"
"port 3271" is "port 3271: csoft-prev - CSoft Prev Port"
"port 3272" is "port 3272: user-manager - Fujitsu User Manager"
"port 3273" is "port 3273: sxmp - Simple Extensible Multiplexed Protocol"
"port 3274" is "port 3274: ordinox-server - Ordinox Server"
"port 3275" is "port 3275: samd - SAMD"
"port 3276" is "port 3276: maxim-asics - Maxim ASICs"
"port 32768" is "port 32768: filenet-tms - Filenet TMS"
"port 32769" is "port 32769: filenet-rpc - Filenet RPC"
"port 3277" is "port 3277: awg-proxy - AWG Proxy"
"port 32770" is "port 32770: filenet-nch - Filenet NCH"
"port 3278" is "port 3278: lkcmserver - LKCM Server"
"port 3279" is "port 3279: admind - admind"
"port 3280" is "port 3280: vs-server - VS Server"
"port 3281" is "port 3281: sysopt - SYSOPT"
"port 3282" is "port 3282: datusorb - Datusorb"
"port 3283" is "port 3283: net-assistant - Net Assistant"
"port 3284" is "port 3284: 4talk - 4Talk"
"port 3285" is "port 3285: plato - Plato"
"port 3286" is "port 3286: e-net - E-Net"
"port 3287" is "port 3287: directvdata - DIRECTVDATA"
"port 3288" is "port 3288: cops - COPS"
"port 3289" is "port 3289: enpc - ENPC"
"port 3290" is "port 3290: caps-lm - CAPS LOGISTICS TOOLKIT - LM"
"port 3291" is "port 3291: sah-lm - S A Holditch & Associates - LM"
"port 3292" is "port 3292: cart-o-rama - Cart O Rama"
"port 3293" is "port 3293: fg-fps - fg-fps"
"port 3294" is "port 3294: fg-gip - fg-gip"
"port 3295" is "port 3295: dyniplookup - Dynamic IP Lookup"
"port 3296" is "port 3296: rib-slm - Rib License Manager"
"port 3297" is "port 3297: cytel-lm - Cytel License Manager"
"port 3298" is "port 3298: transview - Transview"
"port 3299" is "port 3299: pdrncs - pdrncs"
"port 33" is "port 33: dsp - Display Support Protocol"
"port 3300" is "port 3300: sap r/3 - SAP R/3 (unauthorized use)"
"port 3301" is "port 3301: sap r/3 - SAP R/3 (unauthorized use)"
"port 3302" is "port 3302: mcs-fastmail - MCS Fastmail"
"port 3303" is "port 3303: opsession-clnt - OP Session Client"
"port 3304" is "port 3304: opsession-srvr - OP Session Server"
"port 3305" is "port 3305: odette-ftp - ODETTE-FTP"
"port 3306" is "port 3306: mysql - MySQL"
"port 3307" is "port 3307: opsession-prxy - OP Session Proxy"
"port 3308" is "port 3308: tns-server - TNS Server"
"port 3309" is "port 3309: tns-adv - TNS ADV"
"port 3310" is "port 3310: dyna-access - Dyna Access"
"port 3311" is "port 3311: mcns-tel-ret - MCNS Tel Ret"
"port 3312" is "port 3312: appman-server - Application Management Server"
"port 3313" is "port 3313: uorb - Unify Object Broker"
"port 3314" is "port 3314: uohost - Unify Object Host"
"port 3315" is "port 3315: cdid - CDID"
"port 3316" is "port 3316: aicc-cmi - AICC/CMI"
"port 3317" is "port 3317: vsaiport - VSAI PORT"
"port 3318" is "port 3318: ssrip - Swith to Swith Routing Information Protocol"
"port 3319" is "port 3319: sdt-lmd - SDT License Manager"
"port 3320" is "port 3320: officelink2000 - Office Link 2000"
"port 3321" is "port 3321: vnsstr - VNSSTR"
"port 3322" is "port 3322: active-net - Active Networks"
"port 3323" is "port 3323: active-net - Active Networks"
"port 3324" is "port 3324: active-net - Active Networks"
"port 3325" is "port 3325: active-net - Active Networks"
"port 3326" is "port 3326: sftu - SFTU"
"port 3327" is "port 3327: bbars - BBARS"
"port 3328" is "port 3328: egptlm - Eaglepoint License Manager"
"port 3329" is "port 3329: hp-device-disc - HP Device Disc"
"port 3330" is "port 3330: mcs-calypsoicf - MCS Calypso ICF"
"port 3331" is "port 3331: mcs-messaging - MCS Messaging"
"port 3332" is "port 3332: mcs-mailsvr - MCS Mail Server"
"port 3333" is "port 3333: dec-notes - DEC Notes"
"port 3334" is "port 3334: directv-web - Direct TV Webcasting"
"port 3335" is "port 3335: directv-soft - Direct TV Software Updates"
"port 3336" is "port 3336: directv-tick - Direct TV Tickers"
"port 3337" is "port 3337: directv-catlg - Direct TV Data Catalog"
"port 3338" is "port 3338: anet-b - OMF data b"
"port 3339" is "port 3339: anet-l - OMF data l"
"port 3340" is "port 3340: anet-m - OMF data m"
"port 3341" is "port 3341: anet-h - OMF data h"
"port 3342" is "port 3342: webtie - WebTIE"
"port 3343" is "port 3343: ms-cluster-net - MS Cluster Net"
"port 33434" is "port 33434: traceroute - traceroute use"
"port 3344" is "port 3344: bnt-manager - BNT Manager"
"port 3345" is "port 3345: influence - Influence"
"port 3346" is "port 3346: trnsprntproxy - Trnsprnt Proxy"
"port 3347" is "port 3347: phoenix-rpc - Phoenix RPC"
"port 3348" is "port 3348: pangolin-laser - Pangolin Laser"
"port 3349" is "port 3349: chevinservices - Chevin Services"
"port 3350" is "port 3350: findviatv - FINDVIATV"
"port 3351" is "port 3351: btrieve - BTRIEVE"
"port 3352" is "port 3352: ssql - SSQL"
"port 3353" is "port 3353: fatpipe - FATPIPE"
"port 3354" is "port 3354: suitjd - SUITJD"
"port 3355" is "port 3355: ordinox-dbase - Ordinox Dbase"
"port 3356" is "port 3356: upnotifyps - UPNOTIFYPS"
"port 3357" is "port 3357: adtech-test - Adtech Test IP"
"port 3358" is "port 3358: mpsysrmsvr - Mp Sys Rmsvr"
"port 3359" is "port 3359: wg-netforce - WG NetForce"
"port 3360" is "port 3360: kv-server - KV Server"
"port 3361" is "port 3361: kv-agent - KV Agent"
"port 3362" is "port 3362: dj-ilm - DJ ILM"
"port 3363" is "port 3363: nati-vi-server - NATI Vi Server"
"port 3364" is "port 3364: creativeserver - Creative Server"
"port 3365" is "port 3365: contentserver - Content Server"
"port 3366" is "port 3366: creativepartnr - Creative Partner"
"port 3371" is "port 3371: satvid-datalnk - Satellite Video Data Link"
"port 3372" is "port 3372: satvid-datalnk - Satellite Video Data Link"
"port 3372" is "port 3372: tip2 - TIP 2"
"port 3373" is "port 3373: satvid-datalnk - Satellite Video Data Link"
"port 3373" is "port 3373: lavenir-lm - Lavenir License Manager"
"port 3374" is "port 3374: satvid-datalnk - Satellite Video Data Link"
"port 3374" is "port 3374: cluster-disc - Cluster Disc"
"port 3375" is "port 3375: satvid-datalnk - Satellite Video Data Link"
"port 3375" is "port 3375: vsnm-agent - VSNM Agent"
"port 3376" is "port 3376: cdborker - CD Broker"
"port 3377" is "port 3377: cogsys-lm - Cogsys Network License Manager"
"port 3378" is "port 3378: wsicopy - WSICOPY"
"port 3379" is "port 3379: socorfs - SOCORFS"
"port 3380" is "port 3380: sns-channels - SNS Channels"
"port 3381" is "port 3381: geneous - Geneous"
"port 3382" is "port 3382: fujitsu-neat - Fujitsu Network Enhanced Antitheft function"
"port 3383" is "port 3383: esp-lm - Enterprise Software Products License Manager"
"port 3384" is "port 3384: hp-clic - Cluster Management Services"
"port 3385" is "port 3385: qnxnetman - qnxnetman"
"port 3386" is "port 3386: gprs-data - GPRS Data"
"port 3387" is "port 3387: backroomnet - Back Room Net"
"port 3388" is "port 3388: cbserver - CB Server"
"port 3389" is "port 3389: ms-wbt-server - MS WBT Server"
"port 3390" is "port 3390: dsc - Distributed Service Coordinator"
"port 3391" is "port 3391: savant - SAVANT"
"port 3392" is "port 3392: efi-lm - EFI License Management"
"port 3393" is "port 3393: d2k-tapestry1 - D2K Tapestry Client to Server"
"port 3394" is "port 3394: d2k-tapestry2 - D2K Tapestry Server to Server"
"port 3395" is "port 3395: dyna-lm - Dyna License Manager (Elam)"
"port 3396" is "port 3396: printer_agent - Printer Agent"
"port 3397" is "port 3397: cloanto-lm - Cloanto License Manager"
"port 3398" is "port 3398: mercantile - Mercantile"
"port 3399" is "port 3399: csms - CSMS"
"port 3400" is "port 3400: csms2 - CSMS2"
"port 3401" is "port 3401: filecast - filecast"
"port 3421" is "port 3421: bmap - Bull Apprise portmapper"
"port 344" is "port 344: pdap - Prospero Data Access Protocol"
"port 345" is "port 345: pawserv - Perf Analysis Workbench"
"port 3454" is "port 3454: mira - Apple Remote Access Protocol"
"port 3455" is "port 3455: prsvp - RSVP Port"
"port 3456" is "port 3456: vat - VAT default data"
"port 3457" is "port 3457: vat-control - VAT default control"
"port 3458" is "port 3458: d3winosfi - D3WinOsfi"
"port 3459" is "port 3459: integral - Integral"
"port 346" is "port 346: zserv - Zebra server"
"port 3460" is "port 3460: edm-manager - EDM Manger"
"port 3461" is "port 3461: edm-stager - EDM Stager"
"port 3462" is "port 3462: edm-std-notify - EDM STD Notify"
"port 3463" is "port 3463: edm-adm-notify - EDM ADM Notify"
"port 3464" is "port 3464: edm-mgr-sync - EDM MGR Sync"
"port 3465" is "port 3465: edm-mgr-cntrl - EDM MGR Cntrl"
"port 3466" is "port 3466: workflow - WORKFLOW"
"port 3467" is "port 3467: rcst - RCST"
"port 3468" is "port 3468: ttcmremotectrl - TTCM Remote Controll"
"port 3469" is "port 3469: pluribus - Pluribus"
"port 347" is "port 347: fatserv - Fatmen Server"
"port 3470" is "port 3470: jt400 - jt400"
"port 3471" is "port 3471: jt400-ssl - jt400-ssl"
"port 348" is "port 348: csi-sgwp - Cabletron Management Protocol"
"port 349" is "port 349: mftp - mftp"
"port 35" is "port 35: - any private printer server"
"port 350" is "port 350: matip-type-a - MATIP Type A"
"port 351" is "port 351: matip-type-b - MATIP Type B"
"port 351" is "port 351: bhoetty - bhoetty"
"port 352" is "port 352: dtag-ste-sb - DTAG"
"port 352" is "port 352: bhoedap4 - bhoedap4"
"port 353" is "port 353: ndsauth - NDSAUTH"
"port 354" is "port 354: bh611 - bh611"
"port 355" is "port 355: datex-asn - DATEX-ASN"
"port 356" is "port 356: cloanto-net-1 - Cloanto Net 1"
"port 3563" is "port 3563: watcomdebug - Watcom Debug"
"port 357" is "port 357: bhevent - bhevent"
"port 358" is "port 358: shrinkwrap - Shrinkwrap"
"port 359" is "port 359: tenebris_nts - Tenebris Network Trace Service"
"port 360" is "port 360: scoi2odialog - scoi2odialog"
"port 361" is "port 361: semantix - Semantix"
"port 362" is "port 362: srssend - SRS Send"
"port 363" is "port 363: rsvp_tunnel - RSVP Tunnel"
"port 364" is "port 364: aurora-cmgr - Aurora CMGR"
"port 365" is "port 365: dtk - DTK"
"port 366" is "port 366: odmr - ODMR"
"port 367" is "port 367: mortgageware - MortgageWare"
"port 3672" is "port 3672: harlequinorb - harlequinorb"
"port 368" is "port 368: qbikgdp - QbikGDP"
"port 36865" is "port 36865: kastenxpipe - KastenX Pipe"
"port 369" is "port 369: rpc2portmap - rpc2portmap"
"port 37" is "port 37: time - Time"
"port 370" is "port 370: codaauth2 - codaauth2"
"port 371" is "port 371: clearcase - Clearcase"
"port 372" is "port 372: ulistproc - ListProcessor"
"port 373" is "port 373: legent-1 - Legent Corporation"
"port 374" is "port 374: legent-2 - Legent Corporation"
"port 375" is "port 375: hassle - Hassle"
"port 376" is "port 376: nip - Amiga Envoy Network Inquiry Proto"
"port 377" is "port 377: tnETOS - NEC Corporation"
"port 378" is "port 378: dsETOS - NEC Corporation"
"port 379" is "port 379: is99c - TIA/EIA/IS-99 modem client"
"port 38" is "port 38: rap - Route Access Protocol"
"port 380" is "port 380: is99s - TIA/EIA/IS-99 modem server"
"port 381" is "port 381: hp-collector - hp performance data collector"
"port 382" is "port 382: hp-managed-node - hp performance data managed node"
"port 383" is "port 383: hp-alarm-mgr - hp performance data alarm manager"
"port 384" is "port 384: arns - A Remote Network Server System"
"port 385" is "port 385: ibm-app - IBM Application"
"port 386" is "port 386: asa - ASA Message Router Object Def."
"port 387" is "port 387: aurp - Appletalk Update-Based Routing Pro."
"port 388" is "port 388: unidata-ldm - Unidata LDM Version 4"
"port 389" is "port 389: ldap - Lightweight Directory Access Protocol"
"port 39" is "port 39: rlp - Resource Location Protocol"
"port 390" is "port 390: uis - UIS"
"port 3900" is "port 3900: udt_os - Unidata UDT OS"
"port 391" is "port 391: synotics-relay - SynOptics SNMP Relay Port"
"port 392" is "port 392: synotics-broker - SynOptics Port Broker Port"
"port 393" is "port 393: dis - Data Interpretation System"
"port 394" is "port 394: embl-ndt - EMBL Nucleic Data Transfer"
"port 395" is "port 395: netcp - NETscout Control Protocol"
"port 396" is "port 396: netware-ip - Novell Netware over IP"
"port 397" is "port 397: mptn - Multi Protocol Trans. Net."
"port 398" is "port 398: kryptolan - Kryptolan"
"port 3984" is "port 3984: mapper-nodemgr - MAPPER network node manager"
"port 3985" is "port 3985: mapper-mapethd - MAPPER TCP/IP server"
"port 3986" is "port 3986: mapper-ws_ethd - MAPPER workstation server"
"port 3987" is "port 3987: centerline - Centerline"
"port 399" is "port 399: iso-tsap-c2 - ISO Transport Class 2 Non-Control over TCP"
"port 400" is "port 400: work-sol - Workstation Solutions"
"port 4000" is "port 4000: terabase - Terabase (or ICQ)"
"port 4001" is "port 4001: newoak - NewOak"
"port 4002" is "port 4002: pxc-spvr-ft - pxc-spvr-ft"
"port 4003" is "port 4003: pxc-splr-ft - pxc-splr-ft"
"port 4004" is "port 4004: pxc-roid - pxc-roid"
"port 4005" is "port 4005: pxc-pin - pxc-pin"
"port 4006" is "port 4006: pxc-spvr - pxc-spvr"
"port 4007" is "port 4007: pxc-splr - pxc-splr"
"port 4008" is "port 4008: netcheque - NetCheque accounting"
"port 4009" is "port 4009: chimera-hwm - Chimera HWM"
"port 401" is "port 401: ups - Uninterruptible Power Supply"
"port 4010" is "port 4010: samsung-unidex - Samsung Unidex"
"port 4011" is "port 4011: altserviceboot - Alternate Service Boot"
"port 4012" is "port 4012: pda-gate - PDA Gate"
"port 4013" is "port 4013: acl-manager - ACL Manager"
"port 4014" is "port 4014: taiclock - TAICLOCK"
"port 4015" is "port 4015: talarian-mcast1 - Talarian Mcast"
"port 4016" is "port 4016: talarian-mcast2 - Talarian Mcast"
"port 4017" is "port 4017: talarian-mcast3 - Talarian Mcast"
"port 4018" is "port 4018: talarian-mcast4 - Talarian Mcast"
"port 4019" is "port 4019: talarian-mcast5 - Talarian Mcast"
"port 402" is "port 402: genie - Genie Protocol"
"port 403" is "port 403: decap - decap"
"port 404" is "port 404: nced - nced"
"port 40421" is "port 40421: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN"
"port 40422" is "port 40422: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN"
"port 40423" is "port 40423: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN"
"port 40424" is "port 40424: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN"
"port 40425" is "port 40425: mp - Master's Paradise (hacked) TROJAN"
"port 405" is "port 405: ncld - ncld"
"port 406" is "port 406: imsp - Interactive Mail Support Protocol"
"port 407" is "port 407: timbuktu - Timbuktu"
"port 408" is "port 408: prm-sm - Prospero Resource Manager Sys. Man."
"port 409" is "port 409: prm-nm - Prospero Resource Manager Node Man."
"port 4096" is "port 4096: bre - BRE (Bridge Relay Element)"
"port 4097" is "port 4097: patrolview - Patrol View"
"port 4098" is "port 4098: drmsfsd - drmsfsd"
"port 4099" is "port 4099: dpcp - DPCP"
"port 41" is "port 41: graphics - Graphics"
"port 410" is "port 410: decladebug - DECLadebug Remote Debug Protocol"
"port 411" is "port 411: rmt - Remote MT Protocol"
"port 412" is "port 412: synoptics-trap - Trap Convention Port"
"port 413" is "port 413: smsp - SMSP"
"port 4132" is "port 4132: nuts_dem - NUTS Daemon"
"port 4133" is "port 4133: nuts_bootp - NUTS Bootp Server"
"port 4134" is "port 4134: nifty-hmi - NIFTY-Serve HMI protocol"
"port 414" is "port 414: infoseek - InfoSeek"
"port 4141" is "port 4141: oirtgsvc - Workflow Server"
"port 4142" is "port 4142: oidocsvc - Document Server"
"port 4143" is "port 4143: oidsr - Document Replication"
"port 4144" is "port 4144: compuserve - Compuserve (UNOFFICIALLY)"
"port 415" is "port 415: bnet - BNet"
"port 416" is "port 416: silverplatter - Silverplatter"
"port 4160" is "port 4160: jini-discovery - Jini Discovery"
"port 417" is "port 417: onmux - Onmux"
"port 418" is "port 418: hyper-g - Hyper-G"
"port 419" is "port 419: ariel1 - Ariel"
"port 42" is "port 42: name - Host Name Server"
"port 42" is "port 42: nameserver - Host Name Server"
"port 420" is "port 420: smpte - SMPTE"
"port 4200" is "port 4200: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4201" is "port 4201: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4202" is "port 4202: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4203" is "port 4203: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4204" is "port 4204: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4205" is "port 4205: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4206" is "port 4206: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4207" is "port 4207: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4208" is "port 4208: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4209" is "port 4209: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 421" is "port 421: ariel2 - Ariel"
"port 4210" is "port 4210: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4211" is "port 4211: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4212" is "port 4212: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4213" is "port 4213: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4214" is "port 4214: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4215" is "port 4215: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4216" is "port 4216: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4217" is "port 4217: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4218" is "port 4218: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4219" is "port 4219: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 422" is "port 422: ariel3 - Ariel"
"port 4220" is "port 4220: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4221" is "port 4221: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4222" is "port 4222: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4223" is "port 4223: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4224" is "port 4224: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4225" is "port 4225: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4226" is "port 4226: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4227" is "port 4227: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4228" is "port 4228: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4229" is "port 4229: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 423" is "port 423: opc-job-start - IBM Operations Planning and Control Start"
"port 4230" is "port 4230: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4231" is "port 4231: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4232" is "port 4232: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4233" is "port 4233: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4234" is "port 4234: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4235" is "port 4235: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4236" is "port 4236: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4237" is "port 4237: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4238" is "port 4238: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4239" is "port 4239: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 424" is "port 424: opc-job-track - IBM Operations Planning and Control Track"
"port 4240" is "port 4240: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4241" is "port 4241: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4242" is "port 4242: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4243" is "port 4243: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4244" is "port 4244: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4245" is "port 4245: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4246" is "port 4246: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4247" is "port 4247: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4248" is "port 4248: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4249" is "port 4249: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 425" is "port 425: icad-el - ICAD"
"port 4250" is "port 4250: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4251" is "port 4251: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4252" is "port 4252: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4253" is "port 4253: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4254" is "port 4254: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4255" is "port 4255: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4256" is "port 4256: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4257" is "port 4257: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4258" is "port 4258: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4259" is "port 4259: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 426" is "port 426: smartsdp - smartsdp"
"port 4260" is "port 4260: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4261" is "port 4261: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4262" is "port 4262: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4263" is "port 4263: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4264" is "port 4264: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4265" is "port 4265: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4266" is "port 4266: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4267" is "port 4267: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4268" is "port 4268: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4269" is "port 4269: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 427" is "port 427: svrloc - Server Location"
"port 4270" is "port 4270: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4271" is "port 4271: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4272" is "port 4272: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4273" is "port 4273: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4274" is "port 4274: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4275" is "port 4275: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4276" is "port 4276: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4277" is "port 4277: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4278" is "port 4278: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4279" is "port 4279: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 428" is "port 428: ocs_cmu - OCS_CMU"
"port 4280" is "port 4280: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4281" is "port 4281: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4282" is "port 4282: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4283" is "port 4283: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4284" is "port 4284: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4285" is "port 4285: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4286" is "port 4286: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4287" is "port 4287: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4288" is "port 4288: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4289" is "port 4289: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 429" is "port 429: ocs_amu - OCS_AMU"
"port 4290" is "port 4290: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4291" is "port 4291: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4292" is "port 4292: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4293" is "port 4293: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4294" is "port 4294: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4295" is "port 4295: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4296" is "port 4296: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4297" is "port 4297: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4298" is "port 4298: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 4299" is "port 4299: vrml-multi-use - VRML Multi User Systems"
"port 43" is "port 43: nicname - Who Is"
"port 430" is "port 430: utmpsd - UTMPSD"
"port 4300" is "port 4300: corelccam - Corel CCam"
"port 431" is "port 431: utmpcd - UTMPCD"
"port 43188" is "port 43188: reachout - reachout"
"port 432" is "port 432: iasd - IASD"
"port 4321" is "port 4321: rwhois - Remote Who Is"
"port 433" is "port 433: nnsp - NNSP"
"port 434" is "port 434: mobileip-agent - MobileIP-Agent"
"port 4343" is "port 4343: unicall - UNICALL"
"port 4344" is "port 4344: vinainstall - VinaInstall"
"port 4345" is "port 4345: m4-network-as - Macro 4 Network AS"
"port 4346" is "port 4346: elanlm - ELAN LM"
"port 4347" is "port 4347: lansurveyor - LAN Surveyor"
"port 4348" is "port 4348: itose - ITOSE"
"port 4349" is "port 4349: fsportmap - File System Port Map"
"port 435" is "port 435: mobilip-mn - MobilIP-MN"
"port 4350" is "port 4350: net-device - Net Device"
"port 4351" is "port 4351: plcy-net-svcs - PLCY Net Services"
"port 4353" is "port 4353: f5-iquery - F5 iQuery"
"port 436" is "port 436: dna-cml - DNA-CML"
"port 437" is "port 437: comscm - comscm"
"port 438" is "port 438: dsfgw - dsfgw"
"port 439" is "port 439: dasp - dasp"
"port 44" is "port 44: mpm-flags - MPM FLAGS Protocol"
"port 440" is "port 440: sgcp - sgcp"
"port 441" is "port 441: decvms-sysmgt - decvms-sysmgt"
"port 442" is "port 442: cvc_hostd - cvc_hostd"
"port 443" is "port 443: https - http protocol over TLS/SSL"
"port 444" is "port 444: snpp - Simple Network Paging Protocol [RFC1568]"
"port 4442" is "port 4442: saris - Saris"
"port 4443" is "port 4443: pharos - Pharos"
"port 4444" is "port 4444: krb524 - KRB524 (or nv-video - NV Video default)"
"port 4445" is "port 4445: upnotifyp - UPNOTIFYP"
"port 4446" is "port 4446: n1-fwp - N1-FWP"
"port 4447" is "port 4447: n1-rmgmt - N1-RMGMT"
"port 4448" is "port 4448: asc-slmd - ASC Licence Manager"
"port 4449" is "port 4449: privatewire - PrivateWire"
"port 445" is "port 445: microsoft-ds - Microsoft-DS"
"port 4450" is "port 4450: camp - Camp"
"port 4451" is "port 4451: ctisystemmsg - CTI System Msg"
"port 4452" is "port 4452: ctiprogramload - CTI Program Load"
"port 4453" is "port 4453: nssalertmgr - NSS Alert Manager"
"port 4454" is "port 4454: nssagentmgr - NSS Agent Manager"
"port 4455" is "port 4455: prchat-user - PR Chat User"
"port 4456" is "port 4456: prchat-server - PR Chat Server"
"port 4457" is "port 4457: prRegister - PR Register"
"port 446" is "port 446: ddm-rdb - DDM-RDB"
"port 447" is "port 447: ddm-dfm - DDM-RFM"
"port 448" is "port 448: ddm-ssl - DDM-SSL"
"port 44818" is "port 44818: rockwell-encap - Rockwell Encapsulation"
"port 449" is "port 449: as-servermap - AS Server Mapper"
"port 45" is "port 45: mpm - Message Processing Module [recv]"
"port 450" is "port 450: tserver - TServer"
"port 4500" is "port 4500: sae-urn - sae-urn"
"port 4501" is "port 4501: urn-x-cdchoice - urn-x-cdchoice"
"port 451" is "port 451: sfs-smp-net - Cray Network Semaphore server"
"port 452" is "port 452: sfs-config - Cray SFS config server"
"port 453" is "port 453: creativeserver - CreativeServer"
"port 454" is "port 454: contentserver - ContentServer"
"port 4545" is "port 4545: worldscores - WorldScores"
"port 4546" is "port 4546: sf-lm - SF License Manager (Sentinel)"
"port 4547" is "port 4547: lanner-lm - Lanner License Manager"
"port 455" is "port 455: creativepartnr - CreativePartnr"
"port 456" is "port 456: macon-tcp - macon-tcp"
"port 45678" is "port 45678: eba - EBA PRISE"
"port 457" is "port 457: scohelp - scohelp"
"port 458" is "port 458: appleqtc - apple quick time"
"port 459" is "port 459: ampr-rcmd - ampr-rcmd"
"port 46" is "port 46: mpm-snd - MPM [default send]"
"port 460" is "port 460: skronk - skronk"
"port 4600" is "port 4600: piranha1 - Piranha1"
"port 4601" is "port 4601: piranha2 - Piranha2"
"port 461" is "port 461: datasurfsrv - DataRampSrv"
"port 462" is "port 462: datasurfsrvsec - DataRampSrvSec"
"port 463" is "port 463: alpes - alpes"
"port 464" is "port 464: kpasswd - kpasswd"
"port 466" is "port 466: digital-vrc - digital-vrc"
"port 467" is "port 467: mylex-mapd - mylex-mapd"
"port 4672" is "port 4672: rfa - remote file access server"
"port 468" is "port 468: photuris - proturis"
"port 469" is "port 469: rcp - Radio Control Protocol"
"port 47" is "port 47: ni-ftp - NI FTP"
"port 470" is "port 470: scx-proxy - scx-proxy"
"port 471" is "port 471: mondex - Mondex"
"port 472" is "port 472: ljk-login - ljk-login"
"port 473" is "port 473: hybrid-pop - hybrid-pop"
"port 474" is "port 474: tn-tl-w1 - tn-tl-w1"
"port 475" is "port 475: tcpnethaspsrv - tcpnethaspsrv"
"port 47557" is "port 47557: dbbrowse - Databeam Corporation"
"port 476" is "port 476: tn-tl-fd1 - tn-tl-fd1"
"port 47624" is "port 47624: directplaysrvr - Direct Play Server"
"port 477" is "port 477: ss7ns - ss7ns"
"port 478" is "port 478: spsc - spsc"
"port 47806" is "port 47806: ap - ALC Protocol"
"port 47808" is "port 47808: bacnet - Building Automation and Control Networks"
"port 479" is "port 479: iafserver - iafserver"
"port 48" is "port 48: auditd - Digital Audit Daemon"
"port 480" is "port 480: iafdbase - iafdbase"
"port 4800" is "port 4800: iims - Icona Instant Messenging System"
"port 48000" is "port 48000: nimcontroller - Nimbus Controller"
"port 48001" is "port 48001: nimspooler - Nimbus Spooler"
"port 48002" is "port 48002: nimhub - Nimbus Hub"
"port 48003" is "port 48003: nimgtw - Nimbus Gateway"
"port 4801" is "port 4801: iwec - Icona Web Embedded Chat"
"port 4802" is "port 4802: ilss - Icona License System Server"
"port 481" is "port 481: ph - Ph service"
"port 482" is "port 482: bgs-nsi - bgs-nsi"
"port 4827" is "port 4827: htcp - HTCP"
"port 483" is "port 483: ulpnet - ulpnet"
"port 484" is "port 484: integra-sme - Integra Software Management Environment"
"port 485" is "port 485: powerburst - Air Soft Power Burst"
"port 486" is "port 486: avian - avian"
"port 4868" is "port 4868: phrelay - Photon Relay"
"port 4869" is "port 4869: phrelaydbg - Photon Relay Debug"
"port 487" is "port 487: saft - saft Simple Asynchronous File Transfer"
"port 488" is "port 488: gss-http - gss-http"
"port 4885" is "port 4885: abbs - ABBS"
"port 489" is "port 489: nest-protocol - nest-protocol"
"port 49" is "port 49: tacacs - Login Host Protocol (TACACS)"
"port 490" is "port 490: micom-pfs - micom-pfs"
"port 491" is "port 491: go-login - go-login"
"port 492" is "port 492: ticf-1 - Transport Independent Convergence for FNA"
"port 493" is "port 493: ticf-2 - Transport Independent Convergence for FNA"
"port 494" is "port 494: pov-ray - POV-Ray"
"port 495" is "port 495: intecourier - intecourier"
"port 496" is "port 496: pim-rp-disc - PIM-RP-DISC"
"port 497" is "port 497: dantz - dantz"
"port 498" is "port 498: siam - siam"
"port 499" is "port 499: iso-ill - ISO ILL Protocol"
"port 5" is "port 5: rje - Remote Job Entry"
"port 50" is "port 50: re-mail-ck - Remote Mail Checking Protocol"
"port 500" is "port 500: isakmp - isakmp"
"port 5000" is "port 5000: commplex-main - commplex-main (or Sokets de Trois 1 TROJAN)"
"port 5001" is "port 5001: commplex-link - commplex-link (or Sokets de Trois 1 TROJAN)"
"port 5002" is "port 5002: rfe - radio free ethernet"
"port 5003" is "port 5003: fmpro-internal - FileMaker, Inc. - Proprietary transport"
"port 5004" is "port 5004: avt-profile-1 - avt-profile-1"
"port 5005" is "port 5005: avt-profile-2 - avt-profile-2"
"port 501" is "port 501: stmf - STMF"
"port 5010" is "port 5010: telelpathstart - TelepathStart"
"port 5011" is "port 5011: telelpathattack - TelepathAttack"
"port 502" is "port 502: asa-appl-proto - asa-appl-proto"
"port 5020" is "port 5020: zenginkyo-1 - zenginkyo-1"
"port 5021" is "port 5021: zenginkyo-2 - zenginkyo-2"
"port 503" is "port 503: intrinsa - Intrinsa"
"port 504" is "port 504: citadel - citadel"
"port 5042" is "port 5042: asnaacceler8db - asnaacceler8db"
"port 505" is "port 505: mailbox-lm - mailbox-lm"
"port 5050" is "port 5050: mmcc - multimedia conference control tool"
"port 50505" is "port 50505: sokets - Sokets de Trois 2 TROJAN"
"port 5051" is "port 5051: ita-agent - ITA Agent"
"port 5052" is "port 5052: ita-manager - ITA Manager"
"port 506" is "port 506: ohimsrv - ohimsrv"
"port 5060" is "port 5060: sip - SIP"
"port 5069" is "port 5069: i-net-2000-npr - I/Net 2000-NPR"
"port 507" is "port 507: crs - crs"
"port 508" is "port 508: xvttp - xvttp"
"port 509" is "port 509: snare - snare"
"port 51" is "port 51: la-maint - IMP Logical Address Maintenance"
"port 510" is "port 510: fcp - FirstClass Protocol"
"port 511" is "port 511: passgo - PassGo"
"port 512" is "port 512: exec - remote process execution authentication performed using passwords and UNIX loppgin names"
"port 513" is "port 513: login - remote login a la telnet; automatic authentication performed based on priviledged port numbers and distributed data bases which identify "authentication domains""
"port 514" is "port 514: shell - cmd like exec, but automatic authentication is performed as for login server"
"port 5145" is "port 5145: rmonitor_secure - rmonitor_secure"
"port 515" is "port 515: printer - spooler"
"port 5150" is "port 5150: atmp - Ascend Tunnel Management Protocol"
"port 5151" is "port 5151: esri_sde - ESRI SDE Instance"
"port 5152" is "port 5152: sde-discovery - ESRI SDE Instance Discovery"
"port 516" is "port 516: videotex - videotex"
"port 5165" is "port 5165: ife_icorp - ife_1corp"
"port 517" is "port 517: talk - like tenex link, but across machine - unfortunately, doesn't use link protocol (this is actually just a rendezvous port from which a tcp connection is established)"
"port 518" is "port 518: ntalk - ntalk"
"port 519" is "port 519: utime - unixtime"
"port 5190" is "port 5190: aol - America-Online"
"port 5191" is "port 5191: aol-1 - AmericaOnline1"
"port 5192" is "port 5192: aol-2 - AmericaOnline2"
"port 5193" is "port 5193: aol-3 - AmericaOnline3"
"port 52" is "port 52: xns-time - XNS Time Protocol"
"port 520" is "port 520: efs - extended file name server"
"port 5200" is "port 5200: targus-aib1 - Targus AIB 1"
"port 5201" is "port 5201: targus-aib2 - Targus AIB 2"
"port 5202" is "port 5202: targus-tnts1 - Targus TNTS 1"
"port 5203" is "port 5203: targus-tnts2 - Targus TNTS 2"
"port 521" is "port 521: ripng - ripng"
"port 522" is "port 522: ulp - ULP"
"port 523" is "port 523: ibm-db2 - IBM-DB2"
"port 5236" is "port 5236: padl2sim - padl2sim"
"port 524" is "port 524: ncp - NCP"
"port 525" is "port 525: timed - timeserver"
"port 526" is "port 526: tempo - newdate"
"port 527" is "port 527: stx - Stock IXChange"
"port 5272" is "port 5272: pk - PK"
"port 528" is "port 528: custix - Customer IXChange"
"port 529" is "port 529: irc-serv - IRC-SERV"
"port 53" is "port 53: domain - Domain Name Server"
"port 530" is "port 530: courier - rpc"
"port 5300" is "port 5300: hacl-hb - HA cluster heartbeat"
"port 5301" is "port 5301: hacl-gs - HA cluster general services"
"port 5302" is "port 5302: hacl-cfg - HA cluster configuration"
"port 5303" is "port 5303: hacl-probe - HA cluster probing"
"port 5304" is "port 5304: hacl-local - HA Cluster Commands"
"port 5305" is "port 5305: hacl-test - HA Cluster Test"
"port 5306" is "port 5306: sun-mc-grp - Sun MC Group"
"port 5307" is "port 5307: sco-aip - SCO AIP"
"port 5308" is "port 5308: cfengine - CFengine"
"port 5309" is "port 5309: jprinter - J Printer"
"port 531" is "port 531: conference - chat"
"port 5310" is "port 5310: outlaws - Outlaws"
"port 5311" is "port 5311: tmlogin - TM Login"
"port 532" is "port 532: netnews - readnews"
"port 533" is "port 533: netwall - for emergency broadcasts"
"port 534" is "port 534: mm-admin - MegaMedia Admin"
"port 535" is "port 535: iiop - iiop"
"port 536" is "port 536: opalis-rdv - opalis-rdv"
"port 537" is "port 537: nmsp - Networked Media Streaming Protocol"
"port 538" is "port 538: gdomap - gdomap"
"port 539" is "port 539: apertus-ldp - Apertus Technologies Load Determination"
"port 54" is "port 54: xns-ch - XNS Clearinghouse"
"port 540" is "port 540: uucp - uucpd"
"port 5400" is "port 5400: excerpt - Excerpt Search"
"port 5401" is "port 5401: excerpts - Excerpt Search Secure"
"port 5402" is "port 5402: mftp - MFTP"
"port 5403" is "port 5403: hpoms-ci-lstn - HPOMS-CI-LSTN"
"port 5404" is "port 5404: hpoms-dps-lstn - HPOMS-DPS-LSTN"
"port 5405" is "port 5405: netsupport - NetSupport"
"port 5406" is "port 5406: systemics-sox - Systemics Sox"
"port 5407" is "port 5407: foresyte-clear - Foresyte-Clear"
"port 5408" is "port 5408: foresyte-sec - Foresyte-Sec"
"port 5409" is "port 5409: salient-dtasrv - Salient Data Server"
"port 541" is "port 541: uucp-rlogin - uucp-rlogin"
"port 5410" is "port 5410: salient-usrmgr - Salient User Manager"
"port 5411" is "port 5411: actnet - ActNet"
"port 5412" is "port 5412: continuus - Continuus"
"port 5413" is "port 5413: wwiotalk - WWIOTALK"
"port 5414" is "port 5414: statusd - StatusD"
"port 5415" is "port 5415: ns-server - NS Server"
"port 5416" is "port 5416: sns-gateway - SNS Gateway"
"port 5417" is "port 5417: sns-agent - SNS Agent"
"port 5418" is "port 5418: mcntp - MCNTP"
"port 5419" is "port 5419: dj-ice - DJ-ICE"
"port 542" is "port 542: commerce - commerce"
"port 5420" is "port 5420: cylink-c - Cylink-C"
"port 543" is "port 543: klogin - klogin"
"port 54320" is "port 54320: bo2k - Back Orifice 2000 TROJAN"
"port 54321" is "port 54321: bo2k - Back Orifice 2000 TROJAN"
"port 544" is "port 544: kshell - krcmd"
"port 545" is "port 545: appleqtcsrvr - appleqtcsrvr"
"port 5454" is "port 5454: apc-tcp-udp-4 - apc-tcp-udp-4"
"port 5455" is "port 5455: apc-tcp-udp-5 - apc-tcp-udp-5"
"port 5456" is "port 5456: apc-tcp-udp-6 - apc-tcp-udp-6"
"port 546" is "port 546: dhcpv6-client - DHCPv6 Client"
"port 547" is "port 547: dhcpv6-server - DHCPv6 Server"
"port 548" is "port 548: afpovertcp - AFP over TCP"
"port 549" is "port 549: idfp - IDFP"
"port 55" is "port 55: isi-gl - ISI Graphics Language"
"port 550" is "port 550: new-rwho - new-who"
"port 5500" is "port 5500: fcp-addr-srvr1 - fcp-addr-srvr1"
"port 5501" is "port 5501: fcp-addr-srvr2 - fcp-addr-srvr2"
"port 5502" is "port 5502: fcp-srvr-inst1 - fcp-srvr-inst1"
"port 5503" is "port 5503: fcp-srvr-inst2 - fcp-srvr-inst2"
"port 5504" is "port 5504: fcp-cics-gw1 - fcp-cics-gw1"
"port 551" is "port 551: cybercash - cybercash"
"port 552" is "port 552: deviceshare - deviceshare"
"port 553" is "port 553: pirp - pirp"
"port 554" is "port 554: rtsp - Real Time Stream Control Protocol"
"port 555" is "port 555: dsf - dsf (or Stealth Spy TROJAN)"
"port 5555" is "port 5555: personal-agent - Personal Agent (or HP Omniback)"
"port 556" is "port 556: remotefs - rfs server"
"port 557" is "port 557: openvms-sysipc - openvms-sysipc"
"port 558" is "port 558: sdnskmp - SDNSKMP"
"port 559" is "port 559: teedtap - TEEDTAP"
"port 5599" is "port 5599: esinstall - Enterprise Security Remote Install"
"port 56" is "port 56: xns-auth - XNS Authentication"
"port 560" is "port 560: rmonitor - rmonitord"
"port 5600" is "port 5600: esmmanager - Enterprise Security Manager"
"port 5601" is "port 5601: esmagent - Enterprise Security Agent"
"port 5602" is "port 5602: a1-msc - A1-MSC"
"port 5603" is "port 5603: a1-bs - A1-BS"
"port 5604" is "port 5604: a3-sdunode - A3-SDUNode"
"port 5605" is "port 5605: a4-sdunode - A4-SDUNode"
"port 561" is "port 561: monitor - monitor"
"port 562" is "port 562: chshell - chcmd"
"port 563" is "port 563: nntps - nntp protocol over TLS/SSL (was snntp)"
"port 5631" is "port 5631: pcanywheredata - pcANYWHEREdata"
"port 5632" is "port 5632: pcanywherestat - pcANYWHEREstat"
"port 564" is "port 564: 9pfs - plan 9 file service"
"port 565" is "port 565: whoami - whoami"
"port 566" is "port 566: streettalk - streettalk"
"port 567" is "port 567: banyan-rpc - banyan-rpc"
"port 5678" is "port 5678: rrac - Remote Replication Agent Connection"
"port 5679" is "port 5679: dccm - Direct Cable Connect Manager"
"port 568" is "port 568: ms-shuttle - microsoft shuttle"
"port 569" is "port 569: ms-rome - microsoft rome"
"port 57" is "port 57: - any private terminal access"
"port 570" is "port 570: meter - demon"
"port 571" is "port 571: meter - udemon"
"port 5713" is "port 5713: proshareaudio - proshare conf audio"
"port 5714" is "port 5714: prosharevideo - proshare conf video"
"port 5715" is "port 5715: prosharedata - proshare conf data"
"port 5716" is "port 5716: prosharerequest - proshare conf request"
"port 5717" is "port 5717: prosharenotify - proshare conf notify"
"port 572" is "port 572: sonar - sonar"
"port 5729" is "port 5729: openmail - Openmail User Agent Layer"
"port 573" is "port 573: banyan-vip - banyan-vip"
"port 574" is "port 574: ftp-agent - FTP Software Agent System"
"port 5741" is "port 5741: ida-discover1 - IDA Discover Port 1"
"port 5742" is "port 5742: ida-discover2 - IDA Discover Port 2"
"port 5745" is "port 5745: fcopy-server - fcopy-server"
"port 5746" is "port 5746: fcopys-server - fcopys-server"
"port 575" is "port 575: vemmi - VEMMI"
"port 5755" is "port 5755: openmailg - OpenMail Desk Gateway server"
"port 5757" is "port 5757: x500ms - OpenMail X.500 Directory Server"
"port 576" is "port 576: ipcd - ipcd"
"port 5766" is "port 5766: openmailns - OpenMail NewMail Server"
"port 5767" is "port 5767: s-openmail - OpenMail Suer Agent Layer (Secure)"
"port 5768" is "port 5768: openmailpxy - OpenMail CMTS Server"
"port 577" is "port 577: vnas - vnas"
"port 578" is "port 578: ipdd - ipdd"
"port 579" is "port 579: decbsrv - decbsrv"
"port 58" is "port 58: xns-mail - XNS Mail"
"port 580" is "port 580: sntp-heartbeat - SNTP HEARTBEAT"
"port 581" is "port 581: bdp - Bundle Discovery Protocol"
"port 582" is "port 582: scc-security - SCC Security"
"port 583" is "port 583: philips-vc - Philips Video-Conferencing"
"port 584" is "port 584: keyserver - Key Server"
"port 585" is "port 585: imap4-ssl - IMAP4+SSL (use 993 instead)"
"port 586" is "port 586: password-chg - Password Change"
"port 587" is "Port 587: email message submission - Submission"
"port 588" is "port 588: cal - CAL"
"port 589" is "port 589: eyelink - EyeLink"
"port 59" is "port 59: - any private file service"
"port 590" is "port 590: tns-cml - TNS CML"
"port 591" is "port 591: http-alt - FileMaker, Inc. - HTTP Alternate (see Port 80)"
"port 592" is "port 592: eudora-set - Eudora Set"
"port 593" is "port 593: http-rpc-epmap - HTTP RPC Ep Map"
"port 594" is "port 594: tpip - TPIP"
"port 595" is "port 595: cab-protocol - CAB Protocol"
"port 596" is "port 596: smsd - SMSD"
"port 5968" is "port 5968: mppolicy-v5 - mppolicy-v5"
"port 5969" is "port 5969: mppolicy-mgr - mppolicy-mgr"
"port 597" is "port 597: ptcnameservice - PTC Name Service"
"port 598" is "port 598: sco-websrvrmg3 - SCO Web Server Manager 3"
"port 599" is "port 599: acp - Aeolon Core Protocol"
"port 5999" is "port 5999: TCP - CVSup file transfer/John Polstra/FreeBSD"
"port 600" is "port 600: ipcserver - Sun IPC server"
"port 6000" is "port 6000: x11 - X Windows System"
"port 6001" is "port 6001: x11 - X Windows System"
"port 6002" is "port 6002: x11 - X Windows System"
"port 6003" is "port 6003: x11 - X Windows System"
"port 606" is "port 606: urm - Cray Unified Resource Manager"
"port 607" is "port 607: nqs - nqs"
"port 608" is "port 608: sift-uft - Sender-Initiated/Unsolicited File Transfer"
"port 609" is "port 609: npmp-trap - npmp-trap"
"port 61" is "port 61: ni-mail - NI MAIL"
"port 610" is "port 610: npmp-local - npmp-local"
"port 611" is "port 611: npmp-gui - npmp-gui"
"port 6110" is "port 6110: softcm - HP SoftBench CM"
"port 6111" is "port 6111: spc - HP SoftBench Sub-Process Control"
"port 6112" is "port 6112: dtspcd - dtspcd"
"port 612" is "port 612: hmmp-ind - HMMP Indication"
"port 6123" is "port 6123: backup-express - Backup Express"
"port 613" is "port 613: hmmp-op - HMMP Operation"
"port 614" is "port 614: sshell - SSLshell"
"port 6141" is "port 6141: meta-corp - Meta Corporation License Manager"
"port 6142" is "port 6142: aspentec-lm - Aspen Technology License Manager"
"port 6143" is "port 6143: watershed-lm - Watershed License Manager"
"port 6144" is "port 6144: statsci1-lm - StatSci License Manager - 1"
"port 6145" is "port 6145: statsci2-lm - StatSci License Manager - 2"
"port 6146" is "port 6146: lonewolf-lm - Lone Wolf Systems License Manager"
"port 6147" is "port 6147: montage-lm - Montage License Manager"
"port 6148" is "port 6148: ricardo-lm - Ricardo North America License Manager"
"port 6149" is "port 6149: tal-pod - tal-pod"
"port 615" is "port 615: sco-inetmgr - Internet Configuration Manager"
"port 616" is "port 616: sco-sysmgr - SCO System Administration Server"
"port 617" is "port 617: sco-dtmgr - SCO Desktop Administration Server"
"port 618" is "port 618: dei-icda - DEI-ICDA"
"port 619" is "port 619: digital-evm - Digital EVM"
"port 62" is "port 62: acas - ACA Services"
"port 620" is "port 620: sco-websrvrmgr - SCO WebServer Manager"
"port 621" is "port 621: escp-ip - ESCP"
"port 622" is "port 622: collaborator - Collaborator"
"port 623" is "port 623: aux_bus_shunt - Aux Bus Shunt"
"port 624" is "port 624: cryptoadmin - Crypto Admin"
"port 625" is "port 625: dec_dlm - DEC DLM"
"port 6253" is "port 6253: crip - CRIP"
"port 626" is "port 626: asia - ASIA"
"port 627" is "port 627: passgo-tivoli - PassGo Tivoli"
"port 628" is "port 628: qmqp - QMQP"
"port 629" is "port 629: 3com-amp3 - 3Com AMP3"
"port 63" is "port 63: whois++ - whois++"
"port 630" is "port 630: rda - RDA"
"port 631" is "port 631: ipp - IPP (Internet Printing Protocol)"
"port 632" is "port 632: bmpp - bmpp"
"port 633" is "port 633: servstat - Service Status update (Sterling Software)"
"port 634" is "port 634: ginad - ginad"
"port 635" is "port 635: rlzdbase - RLZ DBase"
"port 636" is "port 636: ldaps - ldap protocol over TLS/SSL (was sldap)"
"port 637" is "port 637: lanserver - lanserver"
"port 638" is "port 638: mcns-sec - mcns-sec"
"port 6389" is "port 6389: clariion-evr01 - clariion-evr01"
"port 639" is "port 639: msdp - MSDP"
"port 64" is "port 64: covia - Communications Integrator (CI)"
"port 640" is "port 640: entrust-sps - entrust-sps"
"port 641" is "port 641: repcmd - repcmd"
"port 642" is "port 642: esro-emsdp - ESRO-EMSDP V1.3"
"port 643" is "port 643: sanity - SANity"
"port 644" is "port 644: dwr - dwr"
"port 645" is "port 645: pssc - PSSC"
"port 6455" is "port 6455: skip-cert-recv - SKIP Certificate Receive"
"port 646" is "port 646: ldp - LDP"
"port 647" is "port 647: dhcp-failover - DHCP Failover"
"port 6471" is "port 6471: lvision-lm - LVision License Manager"
"port 648" is "port 648: rrp - Registry Registrar Protocol (RRP)"
"port 649" is "port 649: aminet - Aminet"
"port 65" is "port 65: tacacs-ds - TACACS-Database Service"
"port 650" is "port 650: obex - OBEX"
"port 6500" is "port 6500: boks - BoKS Master"
"port 65000" is "port 65000: devil - Devil TROJAN"
"port 6501" is "port 6501: boks_servc - BoKS Servc"
"port 6502" is "port 6502: boks_servm - BoKS Servm"
"port 6503" is "port 6503: boks_clntd - BoKS Clntd"
"port 6505" is "port 6505: badm_priv - BoKS Admin Private Port"
"port 6506" is "port 6506: badm_pub - BoKS Admin Public Port"
"port 6507" is "port 6507: bdir_priv - BoKS Dir Server, Private Port"
"port 6508" is "port 6508: bdir_pub - BoKS Dir Server, Public Port"
"port 651" is "port 651: ieee-mms - IEEE MMS"
"port 652" is "port 652: udlr-dtcp - UDLR_DTCP"
"port 653" is "port 653: repscmd - RepCmd"
"port 654" is "port 654: aodv - AODV"
"port 6547" is "port 6547: apc-tcp-udp-1 - apc-tcp-udp-1"
"port 6548" is "port 6548: apc-tcp-udp-2 - apc-tcp-udp-2"
"port 6549" is "port 6549: apc-tcp-udp-3 - apc-tcp-udp-3"
"port 655" is "port 655: tinc - TINC"
"port 6550" is "port 6550: fg-sysupdate - fg-sysupdate"
"port 6558" is "port 6558: xdsxdm - xdsxdm"
"port 656" is "port 656: spmp - SPMP"
"port 657" is "port 657: rmc - RMC"
"port 658" is "port 658: tenfold - TenFold"
"port 659" is "port 659: url-rendezvous - URL Rendezvous"
"port 66" is "port 66: sql*net - Oracle SQL*NET"
"port 660" is "port 660: mac-srvr-admin - MacOS Server Admin"
"port 661" is "port 661: hap - HAP"
"port 662" is "port 662: pftp - PFTP"
"port 663" is "port 663: purenoise - PureNoise"
"port 666" is "port 666: doom - doom Id Software (or mdqs or FTP TROJAN)"
"port 6665" is "port 6665: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)"
"port 6666" is "port 6666: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)"
"port 6667" is "port 6667: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)"
"port 6668" is "port 6668: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)"
"port 6669" is "port 6669: ircu - IRCU (IRCD/IRC/Internet Relay Chat)"
"port 667" is "port 667: disclose - campaign contribution disclosures - SDR Technologies"
"port 6670" is "port 6670: vocaltec-gold - Vocaltec Global Online Directory"
"port 6672" is "port 6672: vision_server - vision_server"
"port 6673" is "port 6673: vision_elmd - vision_elmd"
"port 668" is "port 668: mecomm - MeComm"
"port 669" is "port 669: meregister - MeRegister"
"port 67" is "port 67: bootps - Bootstrap Protocol Server"
"port 670" is "port 670: vacdsm-sws - VACDSM-SWS"
"port 6701" is "port 6701: kti-icad-srvr - KTI/ICAD Nameserver"
"port 671" is "port 671: vacdsm-app - VACDSM-APP"
"port 672" is "port 672: vpps-qua - VPPS-QUA"
"port 673" is "port 673: cimplex - CIMPLEX"
"port 674" is "port 674: acap - ACAP"
"port 675" is "port 675: dctp - DCTP"
"port 676" is "port 676: vpps-via - VPPS Via"
"port 677" is "port 677: vpp - Virtual Presence Protocol"
"port 678" is "port 678: ggf-ncp - GNU Gereration Foundation NCP"
"port 679" is "port 679: mrm - MRM"
"port 6790" is "port 6790: hnmp - HNMP"
"port 68" is "port 68: bootpc - Bootstrap Protocol Client"
"port 680" is "port 680: entrust-aaas - entrust-aaas"
"port 681" is "port 681: entrust-aams - entrust-aams"
"port 682" is "port 682: xfr - XFR"
"port 683" is "port 683: corba-iiop - CORBA IIOP"
"port 6831" is "port 6831: ambit-lm - ambit-lm"
"port 684" is "port 684: corba-iiop-ssl - CORBA IIOP SSL"
"port 6841" is "port 6841: netmo-default - Netmo Default"
"port 6842" is "port 6842: netmo-http - Netmo HTTP"
"port 685" is "port 685: mdc-portmapper - MDC Port Mapper"
"port 686" is "port 686: hcp-wismar - Hardware Control Protocol Wismar"
"port 687" is "port 687: asipregistry - asipregistry"
"port 688" is "port 688: realm-rusd - REALM-RUSD"
"port 69" is "port 69: tftp - Trivial File Transfer"
"port 6961" is "port 6961: jmact3 - JMACT3"
"port 6962" is "port 6962: jmevt2 - jmevt2"
"port 6963" is "port 6963: swismgr1 - swismgr1"
"port 6964" is "port 6964: swismgr2 - swismgr2"
"port 6965" is "port 6965: swistrap - swistrap"
"port 6966" is "port 6966: swispol - swispol"
"port 6969" is "port 6969: acmsoda - acmsoda"
"port 6998" is "port 6998: iatp-highpri - IATP-highPri"
"port 6999" is "port 6999: iatp-normalpri - IATP-normalPri"
"port 7" is "port 7: echo - Echo"
"port 70" is "port 70: gopher - Gopher"
"port 7000" is "port 7000: afs3-fileserver - file server itself"
"port 7001" is "port 7001: afs3-callback - callbacks to cache managers"
"port 7002" is "port 7002: afs3-prserver - users & groups database"
"port 7003" is "port 7003: afs3-vlserver - volume location database"
"port 7004" is "port 7004: afs3-kaserver - AFS/Kerberos authentication service"
"port 7005" is "port 7005: afs3-volser - volume managment server"
"port 7006" is "port 7006: afs3-errors - error interpretation service"
"port 7007" is "port 7007: afs3-bos - basic overseer process"
"port 7008" is "port 7008: afs3-update - server-to-server updater"
"port 7009" is "port 7009: afs3-rmtsys - remote cache manager service"
"port 7010" is "port 7010: ups-onlinet - onlinet uninterruptable power supplies"
"port 7011" is "port 7011: talon-disc - Talon Discovery Port"
"port 7012" is "port 7012: talon-engine - Talon Engine"
"port 7020" is "port 7020: dpserve - DP Serve"
"port 7021" is "port 7021: dpserveadmin - DP Serve Admin"
"port 704" is "port 704: elcsd - errlog copy/server daemon"
"port 705" is "port 705: agentx - AgentX"
"port 707" is "port 707: borland-dsj - Borland DSJ"
"port 7070" is "port 7070: arcp - ARCP"
"port 709" is "port 709: entrust-kmsh - Entrust Key Management Service Handler"
"port 7099" is "port 7099: lazy-ptop - lazy-ptop"
"port 71" is "port 71: netrjs-1 - Remote Job Service"
"port 710" is "port 710: entrust-ash - Entrust Administration Service Handler"
"port 7100" is "port 7100: font-service - X Font Service"
"port 711" is "port 711: cisco-tdp - Cisco TDP"
"port 7121" is "port 7121: virprot-lm - Virtual Prototypes License Manager"
"port 7174" is "port 7174: clutild - Clutild"
"port 72" is "port 72: netrjs-2 - Remote Job Service"
"port 7200" is "port 7200: fodms - FODMS FLIP"
"port 7201" is "port 7201: dlip - DLIP"
"port 729" is "port 729: netviewdm1 - IBM NetView DM/6000 Server/Client"
"port 73" is "port 73: netrjs-3 - Remote Job Service"
"port 730" is "port 730: netviewdm2 - IBM NetView DM/6000 send/tcp"
"port 7300" is "port 7300: netmon - Net Monitor TROJAN (or swx - The Swiss Exchange)"
"port 7300" is "port 7300: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7301" is "port 7301: netmon - Net Monitor TROJAN (or swx - The Swiss Exchange)"
"port 7301" is "port 7301: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7302" is "port 7302: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7303" is "port 7303: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7304" is "port 7304: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7305" is "port 7305: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7306" is "port 7306: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7307" is "port 7307: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7308" is "port 7308: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7309" is "port 7309: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 731" is "port 731: netviewdm3 - IBM NetView DM/6000 receive/tcp"
"port 7310" is "port 7310: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7311" is "port 7311: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7312" is "port 7312: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7313" is "port 7313: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7314" is "port 7314: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7315" is "port 7315: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7316" is "port 7316: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7317" is "port 7317: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7318" is "port 7318: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7319" is "port 7319: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7320" is "port 7320: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7321" is "port 7321: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7322" is "port 7322: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7323" is "port 7323: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7324" is "port 7324: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7325" is "port 7325: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7326" is "port 7326: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7327" is "port 7327: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7328" is "port 7328: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7329" is "port 7329: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7330" is "port 7330: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7331" is "port 7331: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7332" is "port 7332: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7333" is "port 7333: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7334" is "port 7334: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7335" is "port 7335: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7336" is "port 7336: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7337" is "port 7337: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7338" is "port 7338: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7339" is "port 7339: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7340" is "port 7340: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7341" is "port 7341: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7342" is "port 7342: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7343" is "port 7343: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7344" is "port 7344: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7345" is "port 7345: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7346" is "port 7346: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7347" is "port 7347: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7348" is "port 7348: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7349" is "port 7349: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7350" is "port 7350: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7351" is "port 7351: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7352" is "port 7352: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7353" is "port 7353: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7354" is "port 7354: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7355" is "port 7355: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7356" is "port 7356: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7357" is "port 7357: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7358" is "port 7358: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7359" is "port 7359: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7360" is "port 7360: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7361" is "port 7361: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7362" is "port 7362: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7363" is "port 7363: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7364" is "port 7364: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7365" is "port 7365: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7366" is "port 7366: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7367" is "port 7367: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7368" is "port 7368: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7369" is "port 7369: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7370" is "port 7370: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7371" is "port 7371: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7372" is "port 7372: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7373" is "port 7373: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7374" is "port 7374: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7375" is "port 7375: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7376" is "port 7376: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7377" is "port 7377: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7378" is "port 7378: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7379" is "port 7379: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7380" is "port 7380: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7381" is "port 7381: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7382" is "port 7382: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7383" is "port 7383: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7384" is "port 7384: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7385" is "port 7385: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7386" is "port 7386: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7387" is "port 7387: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7388" is "port 7388: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7389" is "port 7389: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7390" is "port 7390: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7391" is "port 7391: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7392" is "port 7392: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7393" is "port 7393: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7394" is "port 7394: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7395" is "port 7395: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7395" is "port 7395: winqedit - winqedit"
"port 7396" is "port 7396: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7397" is "port 7397: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7398" is "port 7398: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 7399" is "port 7399: swx - The Swiss Exchange"
"port 74" is "port 74: netrjs-4 - Remote Job Service"
"port 741" is "port 741: netgw - netGW"
"port 742" is "port 742: netrcs - Network based Rev. Cont. Sys."
"port 7426" is "port 7426: pmdmgr - OpenView DM Postmaster Manager"
"port 7427" is "port 7427: oveadmgr - OpenView DM Event Agent Manager"
"port 7428" is "port 7428: ovladmgr - OpenView DM Log Agent Manager"
"port 7429" is "port 7429: opi-sock - OpenView DM rqt communication"
"port 7430" is "port 7430: xmpv7 - OpenView DM xmpv7 api pipe"
"port 7431" is "port 7431: pmd - OpenView DM ovc/xmpv3 api pipe"
"port 7437" is "port 7437: faximum - Faximum"
"port 744" is "port 744: flexlm - Flexible License Manager"
"port 747" is "port 747: fujitsu-dev - Fujitsu Device Control"
"port 748" is "port 748: ris-cm - Russell Info Sci Calendar Manager"
"port 749" is "port 749: kerberos-adm - kerberos administration"
"port 7491" is "port 7491: telops-lmd - telops-lmd"
"port 75" is "port 75: - any private dial out service"
"port 750" is "port 750: rfile - rfile"
"port 751" is "port 751: pump - pump"
"port 7511" is "port 7511: pafec-lm - pafec-lm"
"port 752" is "port 752: qrh - qrh"
"port 753" is "port 753: rrh - rrh"
"port 754" is "port 754: tell - send"
"port 7544" is "port 7544: nta-ds - FlowAnalyzer DisplayServer"
"port 7545" is "port 7545: nta-us - FlowAnalyzer UtilityServer"
"port 7566" is "port 7566: vsi-omega - VSI Omega"
"port 7570" is "port 7570: aries-kfinder - Aries Kfinder"
"port 758" is "port 758: nlogin - nlogin"
"port 7588" is "port 7588: sun-lm - Sun License Manager"
"port 759" is "port 759: con - con"
"port 76" is "port 76: deos - Distributed External Object Store"
"port 760" is "port 760: ns - ns"
"port 761" is "port 761: rxe - rxe"
"port 762" is "port 762: quotad - quotad"
"port 763" is "port 763: cycleserv - cycleserv"
"port 7633" is "port 7633: pmdfmgt - PMDF Management"
"port 764" is "port 764: omserv - omserv"
"port 765" is "port 765: webster - webster"
"port 767" is "port 767: phonebook - phone"
"port 769" is "port 769: vid - vid"
"port 77" is "port 77: - any private RJE service"
"port 770" is "port 770: cadlock - cadlock"
"port 771" is "port 771: rtip - rtip"
"port 772" is "port 772: cycleserv2 - cycleserv2"
"port 773" is "port 773: submit - submit"
"port 774" is "port 774: rpasswd - rpasswd"
"port 775" is "port 775: entomb - entomb"
"port 776" is "port 776: wpages - wpages"
"port 777" is "port 777: multiling-http - Multiling HTTP"
"port 7777" is "port 7777: cbt - cbt"
"port 7781" is "port 7781: accu-lmgr - accu-lmgr"
"port 78" is "port 78: vettcp - vettcp"
"port 780" is "port 780: wpgs - wpgs"
"port 786" is "port 786: concert - Concert"
"port 787" is "port 787: qsc - QSC"
"port 79" is "port 79: finger - Finger"
"port 7932" is "port 7932: t2-drm - Tier 2 Data Resource Manager"
"port 7933" is "port 7933: t2-brm - Tier 2 Business Rules Manager"
"port 7967" is "port 7967: supercell - Supercell"
"port 7980" is "port 7980: quest-vista - Quest Vista"
"port 7999" is "port 7999: irdmi2 - iRDMI2"
"port 80" is "port 80: http - World Wide Web HTTP"
"port 80" is "port 80: www - World Wide Web HTTP"
"port 80" is "port 80: www-http - World Wide Web HTTP"
"port 800" is "port 800: mdbs_daemon - mdbs_daemon"
"port 8000" is "port 8000: irdmi - iRDMI"
"port 8001" is "port 8001: vcom-tunnel - VCOM Tunnel"
"port 8008" is "port 8008: http-alt - HTTP Alternate"
"port 801" is "port 801: device - device"
"port 8032" is "port 8032: pro-ed - ProEd"
"port 8033" is "port 8033: mindprint - MindPrint"
"port 8080" is "port 8080: http-alt - HTTP Alternate (see port 80)"
"port 81" is "port 81: hosts2-ns - HOSTS2 Name Server"
"port 810" is "port 810: fcp-udp - FCP"
"port 8160" is "port 8160: patrol - Patrol"
"port 8161" is "port 8161: patrol-snmp - Patrol SNMP"
"port 82" is "port 82: xfer - XFER Utility"
"port 8200" is "port 8200: trivnet1 - TRIVNET"
"port 8201" is "port 8201: trivnet2 - TRIVNET"
"port 8204" is "port 8204: lm-perfworks - LM Perfworks"
"port 8205" is "port 8205: lm-instmgr - LM Instmgr"
"port 8206" is "port 8206: lm-dta - LM Dta"
"port 8207" is "port 8207: lm-sserver - LM SServer"
"port 828" is "port 828: itm-mcell-s - itm-mcell-s"
"port 829" is "port 829: pkix-3-ca-ra - PKIX-3 CA/RA"
"port 83" is "port 83: mit-ml-dev - MIT ML Device"
"port 8351" is "port 8351: server-find - Server Find"
"port 8376" is "port 8376: cruise-enum - Cruise ENUM"
"port 8377" is "port 8377: cruise-swroute - Cruise SWROUTE"
"port 8378" is "port 8378: cruise-config - Cruise CONFIG"
"port 8379" is "port 8379: cruise-diags - Cruise DIAGS"
"port 8380" is "port 8380: cruise-update - Cruise UPDATE"
"port 84" is "port 84: ctf - Common Trace Facility"
"port 8400" is "port 8400: cvd - cvd"
"port 8401" is "port 8401: sabarsd - sabarsd"
"port 8402" is "port 8402: abarsd - abarsd"
"port 8403" is "port 8403: admind - admind"
"port 8450" is "port 8450: npmp - npmp"
"port 8473" is "port 8473: vp2p - Virtual Point to Point"
"port 85" is "port 85: mit-ml-dev - MIT ML Device"
"port 8554" is "port 8554: rtsp-alt - RTSP Alternate (see port 554)"
"port 86" is "port 86: mfcobol - Micro Focus Cobol"
"port 87" is "port 87: - any private terminal link"
"port 873" is "port 873: rsync - rsync"
"port 8733" is "port 8733: ibus - iBus"
"port 8765" is "port 8765: ultraseek-http - Ultraseek HTTP"
"port 88" is "port 88: kerberos - Kerberos"
"port 886" is "port 886: iclcnet-locate - ICL coNETion locate server"
"port 887" is "port 887: iclcnet_svinfo - ICL coNETion server info"
"port 888" is "port 888: accessbuilder - AccessBuilder (or cddbp - CD Database Protocol)"
"port 8880" is "port 8880: cddbp-alt - CDDBP"
"port 8888" is "port 8888: ddi-tcp-1 - NewsEDGE server TCP (TCP 1)"
"port 8889" is "port 8889: ddi-tcp-2 - Desktop Data TCP 1"
"port 8890" is "port 8890: ddi-tcp-3 - Desktop Data TCP 2"
"port 8891" is "port 8891: ddi-tcp-4 - Desktop Data TCP 3: NESS application"
"port 8892" is "port 8892: ddi-tcp-5 - Desktop Data TCP 4: FARM product"
"port 8893" is "port 8893: ddi-tcp-6 - Desktop Data TCP 5: NewsEDGE/Web application"
"port 8894" is "port 8894: ddi-tcp-7 - Desktop Data TCP 6: COAL application"
"port 89" is "port 89: su-mit-tg - SU/MIT Telnet Gateway"
"port 8900" is "port 8900: jmb-cds1 - JMB-CDS 1"
"port 8901" is "port 8901: jmb-cds2 - JMB-CDS 2"
"port 9" is "port 9: discard - Discard"
"port 90" is "port 90: dnsix - DNSIX Securit Attribute Token Map (or Pointcast (UNOFFICIALLY))"
"port 900" is "port 900: omginitialrefs - OMG Initial Refs"
"port 9000" is "port 9000: cslistener - CSlistener"
"port 9006" is "port 9006: sctp - SCTP"
"port 9090" is "port 9090: websm - WebSM"
"port 91" is "port 91: mit-dov - MIT Dover Spooler"
"port 911" is "port 911: xact-backup - xact-backup"
"port 9160" is "port 9160: netlock1 - NetLOCK1"
"port 9161" is "port 9161: netlock2 - NetLOCK2"
"port 9162" is "port 9162: netlock3 - NetLOCK3"
"port 9163" is "port 9163: netlock4 - NetLOCK4"
"port 9164" is "port 9164: netlock5 - NetLOCK5"
"port 92" is "port 92: npp - Network Printing Protocol"
"port 9200" is "port 9200: wap-wsp - WAP connectionless session service"
"port 9201" is "port 9201: wap-wsp-wtp - WAP session service"
"port 9202" is "port 9202: wap-wsp-s - WAP secure connectionless session service"
"port 9203" is "port 9203: wap-wsp-wtp-s - WAP secure session service"
"port 9204" is "port 9204: wap-vcard - WAP vCard"
"port 9205" is "port 9205: wap-vcal - WAP vCal"
"port 9206" is "port 9206: wap-vcard-s - WAP vCard Secure"
"port 9207" is "port 9207: wap-vcal-s - WAP vCal Secure"
"port 93" is "port 93: dcp - Device Control Protocol"
"port 9321" is "port 9321: guibase - guibase"
"port 9343" is "port 9343: mpidcmgr - MpIdcMgr"
"port 9374" is "port 9374: fjdmimgr - fjdmimgr"
"port 9396" is "port 9396: fjinvmgr - fjinvmgr"
"port 9397" is "port 9397: mpidcagt - MpIdcAgt"
"port 94" is "port 94: objcall - Tivoli Object Dispatcher"
"port 95" is "port 95: supdup - SUPDUP"
"port 9500" is "port 9500: ismserver - ismserver"
"port 9535" is "port 9535: man - man"
"port 9594" is "port 9594: msgsys - Message System"
"port 9595" is "port 9595: pds - Ping Discovery Service"
"port 96" is "port 96: dixie - DIXIE Protocol Specification"
"port 97" is "port 97: swift-rvf - Swift Remote Virtural File Protocol"
"port 98" is "port 98: tacnews - TAC News"
"port 9876" is "port 9876: sd - Session Director"
"port 9888" is "port 9888: cyborg-systems - CYBORG Systems"
"port 989" is "port 989: ftps-data - ftp protocol, data, over TLS/SSL"
"port 9898" is "port 9898: monkeycom - MonkeyCom"
"port 99" is "port 99: metagram - Metagram Relay"
"port 990" is "port 990: ftps - ftp protocol, control, over TLS/SSL"
"port 991" is "port 991: nas - Netnews Administration System"
"port 992" is "port 992: telnets - telnet protocol over TLS/SSL"
"port 993" is "port 993: imaps - imap4 protocol over TLS/SSL"
"port 994" is "port 994: ircs - irc protocol over TLS/SSL"
"port 995" is "port 995: pop3s - pop3 protocol over TLS/SSL (was spop3)"
"port 996" is "port 996: vsinet - vsinet"
"port 997" is "port 997: maitrd - maitrd"
"port 998" is "port 998: busboy - busboy"
"port 999" is "port 999: garcon - garcon"
"port 999" is "port 999: puprouter - puprouter"
"port 9992" is "port 9992: palace - Palace"
"port 9993" is "port 9993: palace - Palace"
"port 9994" is "port 9994: palace - Palace"
"port 9995" is "port 9995: palace - Palace"
"port 9996" is "port 9996: palace - Palace"
"port 9997" is "port 9997: palace - Palace"
"port 9998" is "port 9998: distinct32 - Distinct32"
"port 9999" is "port 9999: distinct - distinct"
"posix" is "POSIX - Perl interface to IEEE Std 1003.1 - http://perldoc.perl.org/POSIX.html"
"postfix" is "http://www.spsu.edu/cs/faculty/bbrown/web_lectures/postfix/"
"powerless" is "a midget in a getting stuff off a high shelf contest"
"pp" is "http://interglacial.com/~sburke/pub/perl.html"
"ppl" is "ppl is "parts per liter".  Perhaps you meant "people"?"
"ppm" is "http://theoryx5.uwinnipeg.ca/ppms/"
"ppt" is "the Perl Power Tools, implementations of many Unix user-land applications in Perl according to BSD standards. You can find it on CPAN at http://search.cpan.org/dist/ppt/."
"pptpd" is " Alex_away: @#!  //   =>[]"
"pr" is "short for purr"
"practical mod_perl" is ""Practical mod_perl" by Stas Bekman and Eric Cholet, freely available online on: http://modperlbook.org/"
"pragma" is "a bitch"
"pragma_" is "a bitch"
"preaction" is "for every action there is a preaction"
"precedence" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Precedence.html"
"preg" is "Don't fucking ask us about your crappy php problems. We don't care. No, really, we don't care. PCRE has absolutely nothing to do with perl. And yes we know the people in ##php are too stupid to answer your question. We still don't care."
"premade script" is "We aren't here to help you fix your crappy script you found online somewhere.  #perl is for perl programmers who author code"
"premade scripts" is "We aren't here to help you fix your crappy script you found online somewhere.  #perl is for perl programmers who author code"
"premature end of script headers" is "That means you aren't printing "Content-type: text/html\n\n" as the very first line of output."
"premature optimization" is ""Premature optimization is the root of all evil" - Donald Knuth :: Beware "Compulsive Tuning Disorder" - Gaja Krishna Vaidyanatha"
"prereqophobia" is "the irrational, irascible (for the knowledgeable, anyway) fear of making one's life easier by eschewing all code reuse. Also known as NIH syndrome, for "Not Invented Here"."
"press button" is "receive bacon"
"presume" is "simcop2387's most likely unfinished (ever) resume application written in perl to create resumes in LaTeX (or other formats) and storing the data in an SQLite database to allow for changing of templates and updating the resume without concerns of formatting or reentering data."
"print thrig's receipt" is "Printing... Done! Pick up your receipt on tray 2."
"print_r" is "use Data::Dumper; print Dumper \%yourstructure"
"problem" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"profanity" is "the linguistic crutch of inarticulate fuckheads."
"profi" is "stupid"
"profiling" is "Profiling Perl - http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2004/06/25/profiling.html"
"pronel" is "Swahili for "I don't know what I was saying, but the horse agreed with me.""
"prototype" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://xrl.us/becxi2"
"prototypes" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.perl.modules/msg/84484de5eb01085b?dmode=source&output=gplain"
"pseudoperl" is "pseudoperl is a trademark of f00li5h industries P/L"
"psion" is "the super ruler of the ultramegaverse"
"psyop" is "IRC user"
"psyop_" is "can't spell his nick right, see 'psyop'"
"psyperl" is "gay"
"pugs" is "http://www.pugscode.org/"
"pugs revisions log" is "http://rt.openfoundry.org/Foundry/Project/Source/index.html/pugs/log/"
"punctuation" is "ignored in"
"purebasic" is "see purebasic.com"
"purl" is "wrong network buddy"
"purr" is "happy kitty is happy"
"pussy stink" is "sili"
"puzzle" is "We're here to solve problems, not puzzles. Needless restrictions will only frustrate us and cause us to stop trying to help"
"pwnd" is "poenurd"
"pwned" is ""yeah? well, that's what you are!""
"pxperl" is "http://pxperl.com/ (url dead - seems unmaintained) perl distribution for Windows that's not ActiveState and includes a C compiler and Pugs"
"pyronecroboviphiliac" is "A #perl Editorial:  Now, while it's true that I occasionally have sex with a flaming dead cow, I don't think that makes me a freak.  A moment of tenderness between myself and fiery livestock doesn't mean anything."
"python" is "Python's slogan is "There's only one obvious way to do it.""
"python equivalent of XYZ" is "We're Perl coders here, primarily. We probably don't know what Python's XYZ feature is."
"q[ender]" is "a prude lumberjack plumbing hero, 2" AROUND, BITCH!"
"qa" is "Quality Assurance"
"qemu" is "http://fabrice.bellard.free.fr/qemu/"
"quadratic" is "Ax^2 + Bx + C = 0"
"quadratic formula" is "x = ( -B +- sqrt(B**2 - 4AC)) / 2A"
"quanta" is "helps with Zoffix's HTML hate but sadly not with his speling"
"querylet" is "http://use.perl.org/~rjbs/journal/20954"
"question" is "What you should be doing, asking a question.. And, not wasting my time with you're pre-question smalltalk!"
"questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"quick_install" is "PERL_MM_USE_DEFAULT=1 perl -MCPAN -e 'CPAN::Shell->notest("install", "TheModule")'"
"quickcheck" is "at http://www.cs.chalmers.se/~rjmh/QuickCheck/"
"quit yapping" is "http://www.stfu.se/"
"quote" is "!quote"
"quuux" is "you must be bored to get this far"
"quux" is "quuux"
"qux" is "quux"
"r" is "'r' is a letter of the alphabet that comes before 's' and which can make just one sound - likely, however, if I am asked about it, you're wanting me to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID using 'r' instead of 'are' will appear.  You can wean yourself of this habit by silently pronouncing it to yourself as 'grrr' when you are typing it, and then you will realize how stupid you look."
"racism" is "I'm not racist, I hate everyone!  Except oblio."
"railbait" is "HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge"
"randal schwartz condition" is "Nobody expects the Randal Schwartz Condition - http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sf-pm-perl-saints-instead-of-heroes"
"randal schwartz uncut" is "at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/rss"
"rantanplan" is "the dog who is stupider than his own shadow"
"raw mod_perl 2" is ""I don't like the best practices answer someone gave me, will someone else coddle to my anachronistic development style?""
"rdab" is "Read Docs; Apply Brain"
"re" is "For regular expressions see the perldocs qw(perlretut perlrequick perlreref perlre) http://xrl.us/ozni"
"read" is "Reading a document actually means reading it.  If someone tells you your answer is in a particular document and you claim to actually have already read it and didn't find your answer, then perhaps your biggest problem right now isn't what you think it is."
"read entire file" is "$file = do { local $/;  }; # perldoc perlvar, see $/ for an explanation"
"read my mind" is "what mind?"
"realmolaca" is "it's an awesome videogame."
"recent" is "http://search.cpan.org/uploads.rdf - A RDF-formatted feed for recent CPAN distribution submissions"
"recursion" is "recursion: (n) see recursion"
"red herring" is "see XY problem"
"redhat" is "redhat sux :-("
"reeality" is "http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/reeality"
"refactoring" is "http://www.refactoring.com/ - Improving the quality of code without changing its external behaviour."
"references" is "perlreftut, perlref, perldsc, perllol, http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/References.html, http://blob.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/3145_Chap07.pdf, http://stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col68.html"
"regex" is "We don't do non-perl regex questions here, not even if you think the answer is the same in your language as it is in perl. It usually isn't! (it's also not our fault that nobody in #php or #regex knows the answer.) See PCRE. http://xkcd.com/208/"
"regex characters" is ". == [^\n]; \s == [\x20\f\t\r\n]; \w == [A-Za-z0-9_]; \d == [0-9]; \S, \W and \D negate"
"regex coach" is "http://www.weitz.de/regex-coach/"
"regex help" is "please show us (1) a -real- example of the input data (not something you think is similar), (2) your current code, (3) the output you want, (4) the output you get"
"regex info" is "http://regular-expressions.info/"
"regex question" is "When you ask a regex question you won't get a good answer without three things: 1) The language it will be written in; 2) An example of the REAL input data, not a faked up version; and 3) What you need out and how you will use it."
"regexen" is "plural of regex"
"reinventing the wheel" is "Whatever reasons you have for reinventing the wheel please look at some existing wheels first before you ask us what shape wheels ought to be."
"reip" is "japhy's excellet regular expressions guide: http://japhy.perlmonk.org/book/"
"relarn" is "omg learn how to spell. retard!"
"relationship" is "a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship"
"relears cargo cult" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html"
"remote install" is "A) Ask your provider to install it. B) Get shell access, install your self. C) Fake shell access with perl cgi scripts D) Cross compile on a compatible local box and upload."
"remove module" is "Either use CPANPLUS or see http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_delete_Perl_modules"
"remove modules" is "See http://xrl.us/ma97 for information relating to removing modules."
"repeat" is "Don't repeat yourself.  Someone will help you if they feel the urge."
"repl" is "Read-Eval-Print-Loop see also Devel::REPL"
"repute" is "Yaakov's panacea in channel management, check the wiki at http://thirdlobe.com/projects/repute/"
"resolve hostname" is "perl -le 'use Socket; print inet_ntoa scalar(gethostbyname "google.com")'"
"retard" is "Ask me to "be a retard". I won't let you down."
"retardo" is "YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!"
"rfc" is "request for comments"
"rfc1918" is "rfc1918 is also bcp 5.  It defines private networks that aren't to be routed on the public internet.  The networks are 10.0.0.0/8, 172.16.0.0/12, and 192.168.0.0/16."
"rfc822" is "http://search.cpan.org/src/EFOLLEY/HTML-FormatData-0.10/lib/HTML/FormatData.pm"
"rhs" is "right hand side"
"ribasushi" is "not in the database"
"rick" is "Never gonna give you up //Never gonna let you down //Never gonna run around and desert you //Never gonna make you cry //Never gonna say goodbye //Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
"rickswm" is "see "
"rifcraze" is "a smack starved junkie"
"right" is "How the hell should I know? TIAS, jackass"
"right channel" is "Why are you asking that question here?  Ask that question in the appropriate channel.  While we are smart and might know the answer, this does not give you permission to ask off topic questions here"
"right thing" is ""I tried the right thing, and had a problem, so I did the wrong thing, and now I have a problem with that, can you help me fix the wrong thing?" ... what's wrong with this sentence?"
"rindolf" is "Shlomi Fish, http://www.shlomifish.org/ (His F.A.Q. -  http://www.shlomifish.org/meta/FAQ/ )"
"rindolf about gmail" is "http://shlomif.livejournal.com/46955.html"
"rindolf networking problem" is "see shlomif networking problem"
"rindolf on php" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/30039"
"rizen" is "JT, the creator of WebGUI, aka TMRFE"
"robeph" is " then yoiu could use like... :) emoticons to express the end... :):):):):-P!!!! YOUR EGGS IS DUN!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D"
"rofl" is "ROFLCOPTER (see 'lol')"
"roflmfaoaotp" is "idiocy"
"rolling your own" is "#perl has this to say on the subject of rolling your own: "Don't.""
"romero" is " z0mg, needs more pentagrams!"
"room" is "#perl is a channel. Rooms are for AOL."
"root" is "Don't use IRC as root! Log out now! Come back as a user."
"root also" is "The Alpha, the Omega, and all the silly characters in between and on the other sides. It's the allpowerful user in a UNIX-like system.. LOG OUT NOW. YOU ARE INSECURE. Come back as a user."
"rot13: the p226r" is "the rolls royce of combat handguns"
"round" is "try perldoc -q round, or use sprintf, or sub round { my $num = $_[0]; $num = int($num + .5); return $num }"
"rpm" is "RPM Package Manager. See: http://www.rpm.org/, http://search.cpan.org/dist/Ovid/"
"rss" is "rich site summary"
"rsync" is "http://samba.anu.edu.au/rsync/ - a tool for remote synchronisation of files and directory structures. Many features."
"rtfm" is "RTFM - Read the Fuc^H^Hine Manual. or http://mongers.org/rtfm or http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rtfm.png"
"rtfs" is "READ THE FUCKING SOURCE"
"rtl" is "right to left"
"rtmfmcs" is "READ THE MOTHERFUCKING MANUAL COCK SUCKER"
"rub a dub dub" is ""Rub a dub dub" from "Joel on Software" - http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000348.html"
"ruby" is "ruby is a wannabe perl"
"ruby vs. perl regexen" is " rhizo: why is ruby's regex-engine inferior? it's the same! PCRE"
"ruignoring" is "Are you ignoring this?"
"rule 1" is "You must spell out all words and not use leet speak in #perl"
"rule 17" is "Getting bored yet?"
"rule 2" is "Please follow our motto of "Don't ask to ask, just ask""
"rule 3" is "Stop asking me about silly rules and get back to work."
"rule 4" is "don't forget to HLAGH"
"rule 5" is "The fifth rule of #perl is you do not talk about #perl."
"rule 6" is "evidently several people didn't read rule 3"
"rule 7" is "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FLAMING CRAP WEASEL"
"rule 8" is "dongs"
"rx" is "http://rjbs.manxome.org/rx/"
"s/n" is "signal to noise ratio. when there is more noise than signal, the signal becomes unrecognisable. (aka: shut up and stay on topic)"
"sa paste" is "Paste your code and #spamassassin will be able to view it: http://sial.org/pbot/spamassassin"
"sadwap" is "suck a dick, win a prize"
"safp" is "submit a fucking patch"
"safrican wanted you to know about "perl": perl" is "a program. Perl is a language. There are many versions of perl, but only five versions of Perl. There is no such thing as PERL. See perldoc -q 'difference between'."
"sapir whorf" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapir-Whorf_hypothesis - your language constrain and affects your thought. Also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blub_(programming)."
"saq" is "http://ginini.com/perlsaq.html"
"sauce" is "Chicken fingers with a side of blondie sauce"
"sawn" is "IDIOT"
"say what you want" is "Tell us what you want, not what some other language calls it."
"scary factorial" is "An example of a tail-recursive factorial function in perl is: sub fac { _fac(my $a = $_[0], my $b = $_[0] - 1) } sub _fac { return $_[0] unless $_[1] > 1; $_[0] *= $_[1]; $_[1]--; goto &_fac };'"
"scent" is "â„–"
"scent's aliases" is "penz, _s, s_, scentia, omgb00bies, n00b"
"scentia" is "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaay"
"scnetia" is "STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaight"
"scold" is "%nick%, %nick%, %nick%... what ever shall I do with you?"
"scoping" is "Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"scor1" is "Adnan Akbar"
"scottmc" is " you fucking idiot if I leave the quotes out it wont compile"
"scrable this" is "a test."
"screen" is "Screen is a full-screen window manager that multiplexes a physical terminal between several processes, typically interactive shells.  Read more here: http://www.gnu.org/software/screen/screen.html"
"screen-scraping" is "Screen-scraping with WWW::Mechanize and HTML::TokeParser - http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/01/22/mechanize.html"
"screw" is "a nail with threads"
"scripting language" is "What's that mean? All I know are compiled languages and interpreted languages."
"scrottie" is "useless like a 2 inch penis"
"sdl" is "soggy diaper labels"
"sdl perl" is "http://sdlperl.org/"
"search.cpan.org had a link to the source which" is "a .pm file"
"secret hamster" is "Is a secret hamster the type gays stick up their butts?"
"sed" is "Sed intro and tutorial http://www.grymoire.com/Unix/Sed.html"
"seen" is "learn to use nickserv and /whois"
"seen f00li5h" is "f00li5h was last seen on #perl 2h 04m ago saying "meow""
"segg" is "ass"
"select" is "select - Returns the currently selected filehandle or sets the current default filehandle for output.  See perldoc -f select and IO::Select"
"self-awareness" is "perlbot"
"selfishness" is "Selflessness, Selfishness, Rational Self-Growth and anything between is http://xrl.us/v8nw"
"seo" is "Search Engine Optimization"
"set inc" is "To change @INC (perldoc perlvar), 'use lib' (perldoc lib), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or recompile perl."
"sex" is "just like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any"
"sga-quote1" is "I already gave you the plan. A plan full of holes? So fill them. What, what if I run into a problem? Work around it! - Stargate Atlantis s5e16 dialog between McKay and lesser scientist."
"sgml" is "don't be a pedant. see also html"
"sgu" is "the best of television ever, in the future."
"shabang" is "#!/usr/bin/perl"
"shaldannon" is "married!"
"shawshank" is "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/"
"shazbot" is "For shith."
"shebang" is "the #! in #!/usr/bin/perl"
"shell quote" is "Be careful! Use open, system(@list) or see http://search.cpan.org/dist/String-ShellQuote/"
"shells" is "many local LUGs offer free accounts (some just to locals/members/etc.); first 3 are free and i've heard good things.  acme is non-free and i've heard good things.  others i can't vouch:  http://www.freeshell.org/index.cgi http://www.geekshells.org/ http://www.cluenet.org/     http://blinkenshell.org/wiki/Start http://www.acmeshells.com/ http://www.rootshell.be/;   http://www.dmoz.org/Computers/Internet/Chat/IRC/Shell_Pr"
"sherlock method" is "See test case"
"sheyala" is "ERROR - undefined"
"shit" is "Clean it up!"
"shitcock" is "http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/"
"shithead" is "Somewhere in the mysterious deep South of the US, a black woman decided to name her kid shuh-TEED (the pronounciation), spelled s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d."
"shlomif flickr" is "http://www.flickr.com/photos/shlomif/"
"shlomif music" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/Files/files/music/mp3-ogg/ ; http://eskimo.shlomifish.org/Files/files/music/mp3-ogg/"
"shlomif networking problem" is "http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/7034.html"
"shlomif photos" is "http://www.flickr.com/photos/shlomif/"
"shlomif vim tips" is "http://shlomif.livejournal.com/tag/vim and http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/tag/vim"
"shoe or bottle" is "Pounding A Nail: Old Shoe or Glass Bottle? http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimoulis/archive/2005/05/25/408925.aspx"
"shootout" is "http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/"
"show code" is "Show us the shortest _real code_ example that demonstrates your problem. An edited or shortened example almost definitely doesn't tell us what we need to know to help you."
"show me your references" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col68.html"
"shuffle" is "use the Util::List module, or perl -le 'sub shuffle{my $aref = shift;my $i;for($i = @$aref; --$i;){my $j = int rand($i + 1);@$aref[$j,$i] = @$aref[$i,$j];}}@array = qw(A 2 3 4 5 6);shuffle(\@array);print @array;'"
"sigils" is "sigils are the characters before variables, functions, and other things: $ @ % & *"
"sili" is "a lazy transexual nazi eskimo anarchist antichrist sexist with cherry pits for balls that have the testosterone to power the NFL who gets icicles on his pussy when the temperature drops below 25°C"
"sili's favorite language" is "Lojban"
"sili's girl" is "See 1337 h4x0r."
"sili_" is "HATES WOMEN"
"sillyness" is "eval: perlbot: sillyness"
"simcop" is "Your insults lack wit and creativity."
"simcop2387" is " No, nuts that my recovery attempted failed"
"simpcop2387" is "a Crazy old bat who programs CGI in ASM"
"simple module tutorial" is "Simple Module Tutorial: http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=102347"
"skids" is "another word for fail"
"sknox" is "Missing In Action"
"slackware" is "slackware 10.0 released!"
"slackware Slackware 10.0" is "released!"
"slang dictionary" is "The Online Slang Dictionary - http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wrader/slang/"
"sleepycoder" is " Ahh...  Well, when I make the mistake of acting like I know more than is average and I get ripped apart by those that do, I usually pretend I recently learned English. ;p  "
"slice" is "my @oses = qw/freebsd openbsd netbsd linux/; my @favorites = @oses[0..2];  # saves freebsd, openbsd, and netbsd to @favorites"
"slurp" is "http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2003/11/21/slurp.html  Use File::Slurp, or some code like this: my $file_contents = do { local $/; <$fh> } #"
"slut" is "A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"slut barbie" is "My nipples are HARD!"
"small cats" is "oh just fucking die already"
"smart people" is " i know but people who code php are not as smart as the perl ppl"
"smart questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"smb" is "Super Mario Brothers"
"smokes mad chronic" is "that's right."
"smop" is "Simple Matter of Programming"
"snafu" is "situation normal all fucked up"
"snoop0x7b" is "dead sexy"
"so" is "that the job of?"
"so what do you know" is "Everything I know can be found at http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"soap" is "avoid SOAP::Lite, try SOAP::WSDL or XML::Compile::SOAP for more modern takes on the protocol"
"socket" is "Socket, sockaddr_in, sockaddr_un, inet_aton, inet_ntoa - load the C socket.h defines and structure manipulators - http://search.cpan.org/author/JHI/perl-5.8.0/ext/Socket/Socket.pm"
"socks" is "SOCKS is an Internet protocol that allows client-server applications to transparently use the services of a network firewall. SOCKS is an abbreviation for "SOCKetS""
"soco" is ""See CRAN""
"software wars" is "http://mshiltonj.com/software_wars/"
"sort" is "A Fresh Look at Efficient Perl Sorting:  http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html"
"sorthash" is "sort a hash by its values: my @keys = sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash;"
"source" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"speed of light" is "299,792,458 m/s"
"spinner" is "perl -e'$|++; 1 while select("","","",.04), print "\b", qw(/ - \ |)[$i++%4]'"
"spino" is "spino e' il drogato del canale"
"spoke" is "So I did."
"spoolay" is "spoolay is a commie"
"spudnuts" is "donuts made from potato flour"
"sqlite" is "SQLite is a small C library that implements a self-contained, embeddable, zero-configuration SQL database engine.  Can be used in conjunction with Perl via the DBI and DBD::SQLite modules"
"squentin" is "squentin is the one who claims ownership of  http://gmusicbrowser.sourceforge.net"
"ssdd" is "same shit, different day"
"st" is "Schwartzian Transform at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col64.html"
"stab" is "bleed"
"star-eye" is "Try this: star-eye, classify (word)"
"start learning" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=284175"
"stat" is "($dev,$ino,$mode,$nlink,$uid,$gid,$rdev,$size,$atime,$mtime,$ctime,$blksize,$blocks) = stat($_);"
"statistics" is "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."
"stats" is "http://irclogs.space-lab.us/perlstats.html"
"step 1" is "No matter what, step 1 is always "Check the Error Log""
"stevejobs" is "cums in 5 flavors"
"stfu" is "no, YOU shut up! See http://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/b8/Stfu_teller.gif"
"stfw" is "rtfm has a younger cousin named stfw.  If you are reading this, surely someone thinks you should Search the Fucking Web before asking any more questions"
"sth" is "sssth? do you have a leaky tire? a snake stuck in your mouth? a lisp? say that word how it reads,  ssssith."
"stipid shit" is "good"
"stm" is "software transactional memory"
"stoopid" is "no, ur"
"stop saying script" is "a script is what you give to the actors; a program is what you give to the audience"
"strawberry" is "http://strawberryperl.com/ the best version of perl for the winidows"
"strawberry perl" is "part of the Vanilla Perl Project to provide a binary distribution of Perl for the Windows operating system. It includes a bundled compiler and pre-installed modules that offer the ability to install XS CPAN modules directly from CPAN."
"strict" is "Perl strictures - http://perldoc.perl.org/strict.html"
"string similarity" is "String::Similarity, Text::Similarity, Algorithm::HowSimilar, Text::Levenshtein, Text::LevenshteinXS, Text::WagnerFischer, Text::Brew, String::Approx"
"stuff" is "hi %nick%"
"stupid" is "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
"stupidity" is ""Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.""
"stupidly long factoid names" is "q/apeiron's philosophy on "can I ask a regex question?"/"
"subversion" is "http://subversion.tigris.org/ - a compelling replacement for CVS."
"succinctness" is "Paul Graham's "Succinctness is Power" - http://www.paulgraham.com/power.html"
"suck it" is "ok!"
"suck my does" is "anything for you my sexy lady!"
"suck my penis" is "FUCK NO %nick%"
"sucks" is "fuck you, little cock sucking whore."
"sudo" is "Provides limited super user privileges to specific users"
"suffer" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"sufferin fer bufferin" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"sufferin from bufferin" is "Try ibuprofen instead!"
"suffering" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"suffering from blabbering" is "STFU already"
"suffering from buffering" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"sun" is "a star"
"sup" is "&sup"
"supybot" is "Supybot ist ein dummer Bot"
"supybot, , !botwar" is "GnurdyGuy: !botwar"
"svk" is "http://svk.bestpractical.com/view/HomePage"
"swahili phrasebook" is "anticipationg"
"switch" is "Yaakov> Don't use Switch, it is canned hate."
"syn" is "ack"
"syntax error" is "You can't just make shit up and expect it to work!"
"szabgab" is "Gabor Szabo - http://www.szabgab.com/ - The Israeli Head Perl Monger"
"taint" is "perldoc perlsec"
"talk to buu" is "buu: hi"
"tanstaafl" is "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"
"taocp" is "The Art Of Computer Programming, http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/taocp.html"
"tbh" is "too be honest"
"tchrist" is "Tom Christiansen, Perl programmer and author, http://www.perl.com/pub/au/Christiansen_Tom, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Christiansen"
"tcl" is "LISP on Drugs. Using Strings of S-Expressions for Closures is Evil with one of these gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of Chapters."
"technion" is "http://www.technion.ac.il/ ; A Technological University in Haifa, Israel."
"tell Khisanth that he" is "a crapweasel."
"tell buu buu" is "my little bitch."
"tell me about your mother" is "You're not my psychiatrist!"
"template" is "HTML::Template, Template Toolkit, Text::Template, Petal, ClearSilver..."
"templating" is "Choosing a Templating System: http://perl.apache.org/docs/tutorials/tmpl/comparison/comparison.html"
"templating system" is "Choosing a Templating System: http://perl.apache.org/docs/tutorials/tmpl/comparison/comparison.html"
"tensteps" is "Ten Steps to Perl Mastery: http://www.livejournal.com/users/exbrend/553.html"
"terminal" is "http://www.cs.utk.edu/~shuford/terminal_index.html"
"test" is "this is a test"
"test Return: 1" is "eval: print 'test '"
"test case" is "Break your problem down into the least amount needed to reproduce. If you don't find the problem by then, it will be easier for someone else to find it."
"test tutorial" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/Test-Simple/lib/Test/Tutorial.pod"
"test123" is ""
"testcase" is "Break apart the problem into the smallest amount of code needed to reproduce the problem. If the answer is not apparent by then, at least you've made it easier to help."
"testdcc" is "DCC SEND LOLLERCOPTER"
"testeval" is "eval: "woot""
"testing" is "Write Automated Tests! http://perl-qa.hexten.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page"
"text embedded Perl" is "HTML::Mason, ePerl (largely abandoned by the original author), Embperl, Text::Template"
"text-embedded Perl" is "HTML::Mason, ePerl (largely abandoned by the original author), Embperl, Text::Template"
"text2hex" is "eval: join "", map { unpack "H2", pack "j", ord($_) } split '', q/YOUR TEXT HERE/;"
"thank you" is "if you really wanted to thank me, you would give me a blowjob"
"thanks" is "If you want to thank us, help out the perl community by sending some money (even if just a couple of dollars) to The Perl Foundation. http://donate.perlfoundation.org/"
"thanx" is "What, you can't take an extra second or two to type "Thanks" instead?"
"that" is "true =)"
"that ZogG" is "stupid one"
"that wendall911" is "cool"
"the Camel" is "The O'reilly book about Perl"
"the absolute answer" is "dongs"
"the funniest perldoc" is "perllol"
"the game" is "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME"
"the open() works, the first print line works, the second" is "ignored, and the close works properly."
"the person sho should be coding in binary" is "actually working using electronic components instead :-P"
"the randal schwartz experiment" is "point your podcatcher at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/rss or your web browser at http://odeo.com/channel/43382/view"
"theboss" is "buu"
"this" is "kinda of hacky not sure if its any better than using a goto.... but I while loop it on ($something == 1) { } and then set $something to 0 from within the calculation when it was really finished tiny bit... well lol"
"thisisatest" is "thisisiatest"
"thoth on CGI" is "http://pound.perl.org/RTFM/thoth-anti-cgi-rant.html"
"threads" is "Friends don't let friends use threads ; Elizabeth on Threads - http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=288022"
"three questions" is "what do you have?  what do you get?  what do you expect?"
"thx" is "TEH CHANNEL IS LISTENING - donate to the Perl Foundation: http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"tias" is "Try It And See: the best way to learn if something works."
"time" is "($sec,$min,$hour,$mday,$mon,$year,$wday,$yday,$isdst)=localtime(time);  OR Modules: Time::Format, Time::Tiny, etc."
"timtoady" is "TIMTOWTDI: There is more than one way to do it"
"timtowtdiw" is "There Is More Than One Way To Do It Wrong"
"tizag" is "Tizag is the worst Perl tutorial on the Intertubes.  RUN AWAY."
"tl;dr" is "Too Long; Didn't Read"
"tlm" is "an uberly hawt chick"
"tlorcopb" is "There's loads of random crap on perlbot."
"tmrfe" is "The Man Responsible For Everything -- Sometimes you DO have someone to blame."
"tmtowtdi" is "The Perl motto: There's more than one way to do it! Also pronounced as timtoady (which is also Larry's nick on IRC)"
"tnx" is "If you are going to say "thanks," AT LEAST TYPE THE WHOLE DAMN WORD!"
"to global ignore list kuber" is "kuber has been added to the global ignore list, have a nice day"
"to hacker" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker"
"tobmoox" is "teh pwnz0r"
"todd" is " you know i do have alot of homosexual tendencies"
"tomasu" is " I currently scrape google for my !gdefine command.. its changed a couple times."
"tongus" is "swahili for "You, me, a quart of 40-weight.  Let's go.""
"too late" is "You are asking for help too late.  You aren't asking for help to solve your problem but to make your misguided solution work.  Please tell us about the *problem*, not your problematic solution, and we'll try to help."
"topic paste" is "Please use the pastebin in the topic. thrig wrote a handy utility to easily download pastes from that site which makes it easy for people to help you."
"topicsmite" is "And the wrath of /TOPIC descended with terrible fury upon topicsmite.  And all the people marvelled, saying, Behold, we too should read the /TOPIC, lest we be stricken.  And all the people read the /TOPIC, and went away edified."
"tot" is "something flight16 made up"
"total moron" is "someone who comes into #perl and doesn't want to learn perl"
"touch jagerman" is "pffft. fuck that"
"tr" is "The transliteration operator.  Same as y///.  See 'perldoc perlop' for more info"
"translate english to american tarmac" is "asphalt"
"trashcat" is "trashcat is not amused"
"trepanation" is "http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/trepan/"
"trey" is "Ask me about TreyHarris."
"trim" is "to trim, do:  s/^\s+//, s/\s+$// for $string;"
"troll" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll and http://www.flayme.com/troll/"
"trolleyed" is "Derived from when your mate has drunk too much and lost consciousness so to get him home you thieve a shopping trolley and put him in it."
"true" is "Anything that isn't false. see "false""
"try" is "Did you try it?  What did it do?  What was the expected result?  Always try out your code before asking "will this work?" or "what will this do?""
"try it" is "Did you try it?  What did it do?  What was the expected result?  Always try out your code before asking "will this work?" or "what will this do?""
"trying some stupidCRAP" is "stupid"
"tsm" is "THAT'S SO MOFINO"
"tt" is "the Template Toolkit - http://search.cpan.org/dist/Template-Toolkit/, http://www.template-toolkit.org/"
"tubgirl" is "Your mom is a frickin tubgirl"
"tuit" is "http://www.perlfoundation.org/perl5/index.cgi?tuit"
"tumble weed" is "see cabage"
"turing" is "Alan Turing: codebreaker, strange visionary and a gay man before his time"
"turtle" is "c/,,\"
"turtles" is "M/,,\ c/,,\ c/,,\ c/,,\ c/,,\ # TURTLE POWAH"
"tutorial" is "http://interglacial.com/~sburke/pub/perl.html | http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://perl.com/cs/user/query/q/6?id_topic=74 | http://learn.perl.org/ | http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks | http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/ | http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/ | http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/"
"tutorials" is "http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://perl.com/cs/user/query/q/6?id_topic=74 | http://learn.perl.org/ | http://books.perl.org/onlinebooks | http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/ | http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"tux" is "tux mea pux"
"twitter" is "the dumbest thing since sliced horse manure"
"two questions" is "1. what do the docs say?  2. what happens when you try it?"
"tx" is "TEXAS, or if you meant to say "thanks," AT LEAST TYPE THE WHOLE DAMN WORD!"
"tybalt89" is "Rick's website that contains links to ws and RicksWM: http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/"
"tyler-" is "a mildly gay tattoo person, it seems like it would suit me perfectly."
"typi24h" is "SAMS Teach Yourself Perl in 24 Hours http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=262603"
"u" is "'u' is a letter of the alphabet that comes before 'v' and which can make a variety of sounds - likely, however, if I am asked about it, you're wanting me to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID using 'u' instead of 'you' will appear.  You can wean yourself of this habit by silently pronouncing it to yourself as 'oo' when you are typing it, and then you will realize how stupid you look."
"u r hawt" is "Leave me alone."
"u2" is "u is a letr of abcs it goes b4 v n makes alot uf words - ure wanting me to say how DUMB using 'u' 4 'u' is. u cn stp this bi loudly saying it to urself as 'oo' when u are txting it, and u see how stoopid u look."
"ubajas" is "obvious troll is obvious"
"ubuntu" is "ubuntu - a "user friendly" and incompatible Debian fork, with too much attitude and Ubuntu Hardy Heron is the new WinME."
"ubuntu dead" is ""Ubuntu is Dead" - http://community.livejournal.com/shlomif_tech/11379.html"
"ugly code" is "http://ruler.student.utwente.nl/csshorror.jpg"
"uh" is "uh..."
"uh..." is "uh..."
"und[3]r" is "a scriptkiddie. do NOT help him."
"undecided" is "well, it's undecided, it could be anything, eh."
"unf" is "ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME"
"unfair" is ""forced to exist in this world of doltish ignorant cretins and liars with selfish motives"
"unfortunately, chanServCheck" is "disabled in my configuration"
"unhelpful factoid" is "unhelpful"
"unicode" is "http://p3rl.org/UNI"
"uniducks" is "o≺ o≺ o≺ o≺  QUAAACK"
"uninstall" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/#s6.7 or http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=716861"
"unix" is "der vorgänger von linux"
"unreadable" is "a misattribution given to Perl by non-Perl programmers.  Perl programmers can read Perl code.  Non-Perl programmers may or may not be able to read Perl code, just as plumbers may or may not be able to repair your automobile."
"unrelated" is "Nothing is unrelated code. The bug could be anywhere! Please paste as much of your code as your NDA allows you to."
"untaint" is "perldoc perlsec"
"upd" is "... scanning: host: 1.2.1.2 port: 445 ... host: 1.2.1.1 port: 445  PORT OPEN !!! ... (...) ... upd has left this channel ("sux no help.")."
"uppercase PERL" is "Protecting Escarpment Rural Lands at perlofburlington.org"
"ups song" is "ups song is http://www.cs.kent.ac.uk/people/staff/mcw/php/upssong.html"
"upside down!" is "¡umop apisdn"
"ur" is "Just as bad as u. See u."
"ur mom" is "http://xkcd.com/366/"
"ur problem" is "Ur has ANOTHER problem? they need to elect a new mayor there or that city will go down in flames."
"use arms" is ""One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. ME 9:341"
"use qmail instead" is "The "Use qmail instead" Syndrome is http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/computers/web/use-qmail-instead/"
"use warnings" is "Use "use warnings;", Luke! See http://perldoc.perl.org/warnings.html"
"useful local" is "Seven useful uses of local: http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"useless use of cat" is "http://sial.org/howto/shell/useless-cat/"
"user" is "Gut, du bist nicht als root eingeloggt. Braver user"
"user-cpan" is "http://www.dcc.fc.up.pt/~pbrandao/aulas/0203/AR/modules_inst_cpan.html"
"usercpan" is "http://www.dcc.fc.up.pt/~pbrandao/aulas/0203/AR/modules_inst_cpan.html"
"utf8" is "Usage: utf8 {utf8 character|hex codepoint}.  Also see jagerman's terminal-based version at http://jagerman.com/utf8"
"utf8 U+203d" is "‽ - U+203D INTERROBANG. Unicode category: General Punctuation.  Codepoint: 8253 (decimal) 0b100000_00111101 (binary)"
"utf8 heart" is "♡"
"utsl" is "Use the Source, Luke"
"uunix" is "der vorgänger von linux"
"uuoc" is "Use(less|ful) use of 'cat'"
"v" is "v++"
"value in array" is "http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=371938"
"vamp" is "http://www.slash7.com/articles/2006/12/22/vampires"
"vanilla perl" is "vanilla perl at http://vanillaperl.com/"
"var vars" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"variable variable" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"variable variable name" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"variable variables" is "http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"varvar" is "Why it's stupid to `use a variable as a variable name' - http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html keywords: softref"
"varvarname" is "Why it's stupid to `use a variable as a variable name' - http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html"
"vasiliyb" is " i r want to spam u, go to my website!"
"vayde" is "Nik Ogura, aka bengchoi, aka Nik, is a WebGUI padawan learner"
"version" is "What, do you think I'm a bot or something?"
"versions" is "Sort::Versions is useful for handling version numbers, particularly those of non-Perl packages."
"vi" is "vi is a modal text editor.  One where it fucks up your text, and one where it beeps."
"vigor" is "http://vigor.sourceforge.net/"
"villian" is ""He says to me, he says to me, 'You got STYLE, baby. But if you're going to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so I go I says YEAH, baby. A gimmick, that's it. High explosives. Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!""
"vim" is "A highly functional, pluggable, programmable programmer's editor. Available for many platforms; see http://www.vim.org/ or http://vi-improved.org or http://mamchenkov.net/wordpress/2004/05/10/vim-for-perl-developers/"
"vim for perl developers" is "http://mamchenkov.net/wordpress/2004/05/10/vim-for-perl-developers/"
"vim for perl programming" is "http://mamchenkov.net/blog/item/vim_for_perl_developers"
"virii" is "virii is an incorrect plural of virus - http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/plural-of-virus.html"
"virtueinfo" is "http://www.maths.adelaide.edu.au/cmc/tutorials/perlintro/x175.html"
"virtues" is "Laziness, Impatience, Hubris, Diligence, Patience and Humility"
"vista" is "http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/02"
"vl4d2" is "leet"
"vrby" is "the matrix overlord"
"wank" is "/CTCP ACTION #perl wanks it"
"wanna love me" is "YOU CAN FUCK ME IN THE A**!!!"
"wark" is ":\/ WAAAAAARK"
"warnock" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warnock%27s_Dilemma"
"was last seen 16 seconds ago, saying "One day, Kn00bie joined #perl, and asked, "Tell me," is "it proper to ask first whether one should ..." in #perl on FreeNode."
"wassercrats" is "http://www.geocities.com/wassercrats/"
"wasting time" is "GAY!"
"wayttd" is "What Are You Trying To Do?"
"wd" is "https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/60/"
"weather" is "http://www.weather.com"
"web 2.0" is "A hype term thrown about first by ORA and subsequently severly abused by advertisers and people who dont know what they are talking about. It actually refers to the idea of interacting with web delivered content, often user-generated. Very misleading and misused, just like "High Definition""
"web frameworks" is "CGI-Application, CGI-Application-Plus, CGI-Builder, CGI-Prototype, Jifty, Catalyst, Mojo, Gantry, AxKit, WebGUI"
"web techniques" is "Web Techniques by Merlyn (Randal L. Schwartz): http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/WebTechniques/"
"webcam" is "BETH HAS NO NAKED WEBCAM... yet (ask her some more)"
"webgui bugs" is "http://www.webgui.org/bugs"
"webgui wiki" is "http://wiki.webgui.org"
"webgui_rfes" is "http://www.webgui.org/rfes"
"weed" is "is bad"
"wendall911" is "cool"
"what are you" is "I am a Chrisbot"
"what did you do to oblio" is "I ate him."
"what do ducks yell when they need to duck?" is "CHICKEN"
"what do you know" is "I know everything"
"what do you know?" is "I know that you are an idiot!"
"what kind of bot" is "you?"
"what time" is "it, mister wolf?!"
"what'd'ya know?" is "http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"what's up" is "nothing much"
"what's wrong with this" is "What you're going to say next, since we're not psychic and often can't figure out what you mean unless the code is very broken (in which case you should go back to your book)."
"whats ivantis' alias" is "ivantis2, not ivantis_"
"when" is "the clock change?"
"when Stijn stopped using Microsoft" is "Juli 21st 2005"
"when zoffix quit crack" is "January 10th 2005"
"when zoffix quit ecstasy" is "October 31st 2005"
"when zoffix quit weed" is "August 4th 2006"
"where" is "purl?"
"where are you" is "in ur base, killin ur dudes"
"where are you?" is "I'm laying on the ground, because Caether kicked me out of the window."
"where the fuck" is "Altreus is a small cat"
"where's apeiron" is "http://loxosceles.org/misc/APEIRONS_LAST_TEN_MINUTES.txt"
"where's elvis" is "where you left him"
"whereami" is "freenode."
"whiteghos1" is "[see whiteghost]"
"whiteghost" is "... ...  i ry to thng of a tool i can make for exploit bugs in windows but  - can't think of one right now."
"whitenoyce" is " hey bitches help me scrape the search engines for email addresses"
"who" is "what?"
"who are you" is "i am you as you are we and i am he and we are all together"
"who da man?" is "You da man and that's the problem!"
"who're you gonna call" is "Ghostbusters!"
"who's hot" is "not you, of course!"
"who's jeremy" is "Jeremy Fincher is a Python bigot!"
"who's your daddy" is "Chris62vw is"
"why" is "why is how you pronounce 'y' in English"
"why do you suck so bad" is "because ender touches himself at night"
"why perl" is "if you have to ask you wouldn't undesrtand"
"why think ahead" is "Because studies show there's a 99% chance of things backfiring into your testicles if you don't."
"wiifm" is "What's in it for me."
"wikibook" is "wikibooks.org"
"wikibooks" is "wikibooks.org"
"wikis" is "wikis can be found here, and other placeshttp://c2.com/cgi/wiki?WikiEngines"
"windows" is "Windows is a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit GUI based on a 8 bit operating system, written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company which can not stand 1 bit of competition"
"windoze!" is "winders sucks!"
"wiofy" is "Work it out for yourself"
"wireshark" is "Wireshark - http://www.wireshark.org/ - A GUI Protocol Analyser"
"wisdimb" is "What is Somni doing in my bathroom?"
"woman" is "The woman is passive. She waits for his initiation, judging him in everything he does. She waits for him to kiss her, not resisting but always silently judging. Always judging. Always silently. And when he finally fails to meet her expectations, he won't get an explanation, he won't know why this one slipped through his fingers, leaving only a final papercut on his heart."
"womble" is "Wombling free.  or Wimbledon"
"women" is "The woman is passive. She waits for his initiation, judging him in everything he does. She waits for him to kiss her, not resisting but always silently judging. Always judging. Always silently. And when he finally fails to meet her expectations, he won't get an explanation, he won't know why this one slipped through his fingers, leaving only a final papercut on his heart."
"woo woo" is "Youwannat woo WOOO, knowumsain?  http://jagerman.com/woowoo.wmv"
"woowoo" is "WOOWOO http://jagerman.com/woowoo.wmv"
"work" is "All work and no play makes Zoffix a dumb boy."
"workbench on php" is " All they need is some horsey unreadable typeface to complete the design nightmare."
"works" is "Good.  I'm glad that your program is a productive member of society, generating value for its fellow men.  Now, would you mind telling us exactly what it is doing wrong, what you expect, and otherwise enough actual useful information to help you debug your problem?"
"wotup" is "word"
"wp" is "Wikipedia, try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki for the English one (or http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki for Dutch)"
"write lines" is "You write bytes not lines - http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ch20s03.html#id3015538"
"write only" is "write-only is a misattribution given to Perl by non-Perl programmers.  Perl programmers can read Perl code.  Non-Perl-programmers may or may not be able to read Perl code, just as plumbers may or may not be able to repair your automobile."
"write-only" is "write-only is a misattribution given to Perl by non-Perl programmers.  Perl programmers can read Perl code.  Non-Perl-programmers may or may not be able to read Perl code, just as plumbers may or may not be able to repair your automobile."
"wrong" is "You made a mistake when you thought you had a way to solve your problem.  Now that "solution" has become your problem.  Let's start over and solve the real problem instead of the one that you caused."
"wrong channel" is "Why are you asking that question here?  Ask that question in the appropriate channel.  While we are smart and might know the answer, this does not give you permission to ask off topic questions here"
"wrong tool" is "Cannot run out of Perl. There is infinite Perl. You are finite. Perlbot is finite. This... is wrong tool. No, not good. No, never use this."
"ws" is "Rick's tiny 34 line web server: http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/ws description is here: http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/wsdesc.html"
"wtf" is "who/what/where/why/when the fuck"
"wtf license" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WTFPL"
"wtfpl" is "see wtf license"
"wts" is "Wanting to Sell"
"wump" is "gumbybrain: don't let iank dongify you!"
"www.robsite.de" is "Ich war noch nicht auf dieser Seite"
"wxperl" is "wxperl is the perl bindings for wxwidget"
"x03" is "x03 likes to be highlighted"
"x86" is "cheap whore"
"xampp" is "Xampp land (Apache Friends) includes and sets up apache, mysql, php, and perl at the same time, but perl just includes perl"
"xchat" is "X-Chat - a sophisticated graphical IRC client. See http://www.xchat.org/ or http://www.silverex.org/ for a Windows port."
"xhtml" is "don't use XHTML unless you know WHY you need it. : http://xrl.us/bcdcg"
"xml" is "Don't parse xml with regular expressions! Use a real parser.  If your response begins "that's overkill.  i only want to..." you are wrong.  http://perl-xml.sf.net/faq/ and http://www.xml.com/pub/a/2000/04/05/feature/ (XML parser comparisons)"
"xmlterm" is "http://xmlterm.org/"
"xmonad" is "a tiling X window manager written in Haskell"
"xp_prg's version of love" is "to really, really, really like someone, also how you feel when you watch TV"
"xpath" is "XML::LibXML, XML::XPath."
"xtat" is " you know i do have alot of homosexual tendencies"
"xtat pics" is "http://gallery.pichars.org"
"xtmdster" is "perlbot xtmdster is"
"xy prolem" is "They ask you about prolems, but that's because they really wanted to type problems but think prolems will mean the same thing and all of the time they are WRONG"
"xyz problem" is "They ask how to do Z, but that's because they think they want to do Y and think that Z will get them there, but really it's because they're a lunkhead, and that's the main (X) problem"
"ya but, f00li5h" is "also an mst clone who likes cats."
"yaakov blog" is "yaakov's blog is http://kovaya.com/miscellany"
"yapc" is "YAPC::NA is here: http://conferences.mongueurs.net/yn2008/"
"yapc::na" is "YAPC::NA is here: http://conferences.mongueurs.net/yn2008/"
"yarn" is "string"
"ydiw" is "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."
"yeah, but the syntax makes more sense" is "what i'm saying, by far. I want to be able to use | / & for bitmasks :P"
"yes" is "No!"
"yhbt" is "YHBT is "You Have Been Trolled""
"yiff" is "equivalent to fuck"
"yo momma" is "a charming lady of grace"
"yoda about perl" is "http://www.python.org/doc/Humor.html#yoda"
"you are broken" is "yes please"
"you are full of bug" is "yes, I know"
"you suck" is ":("
"you think it" is "possible to create a IO::Socket::INET object with"
"you're" is "See http://i34.tinypic.com/js0mfc.jpg"
"you're a bot?" is "No, i'm not a freaking motherfucking bot!"
"your" is "A genitive second person singular in English. Or, if I'm being asked about it, it is likely to point out how GALACTICALLY STUPID confusing "your" and "you're" appears.  See http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your and http://i34.tinypic.com/js0mfc.jpg"
"your daddy" is "Chris62vw"
"your doco" is "in sad shape"
"your face" is "is ugly"
"your family tree" is "just a giant braid!"
"your mum" is "so fat"
"your problem" is "When your problem becomes my problem eliminating you is the easiest way to solve my problem."
"youtube ping pong fire" is "http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFHM3PNZ4N0"
"yuiop" is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
"yw" is "yw == you're welcome"
"zero but true" is ""0E0""
"zofbot" is "http://zofbot.freehostia.com"
"zoffix" is "Zoffix not only crunches babies, but he crunches internet radio too and the urn man: http://zoffix.com/new/GumbyBRAIN-perl-urn-engraving/"
"zoidberg" is "The best shell ever, allows you to use perl directly on the commandline to manipulate things.  Homepage at http://www.pardus.nl/projects/zoidberg/"
"|404NoTFounD|" is "|404NoTFounD|"
"Ï€" is "3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865"
"♥" is "<3 (sorry, I'm an old-fashioned bot)"
"失敗" is "FAIL"
"涼宮�ルヒ" is "HAWT"
"crksht" is "pesky pencapper"
"webgui_bugs" is "http://www.webugi.org/bugs"