"11,12Wakeboarding" is "1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss wakeboardin."
"11,2Hello perlbot. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that" is "easy to eat on the go? Well Taco Guru has the answer for you. We call it the Grilled Pupusa, you call it, well, delicious. So if you have a hankerin for a tasty mexican dish that can be enjoyed anywhere, join 4,1#Grilled_Pupusa11,2 for more info."
"11,2Hello. Interested in a food that has grilled fajitas, a blend of cheeses, sauteed onions, pico de gallo, tomatilla sauce in a grilled tortilla that" is "easy to eat on the go? Well Taco Guru has the answer for you. We call it the Grilled Pupusa, you call it, well, delicious. So if you have a hankerin for a tasty mexican dish that can be enjoyed anywhere, join 4,1#Grilled_Pupusa11,2 for more info."
"8,1Hello, do u think you have the skills 2 b IRC's ultimate IRC User? Well we have a new contest 4 u. For IRC Idol, we will have the best IRC users in da land compete 4 da title of best IRC user. Who can type da fastest, kick da most, skwipt da best, and much more. It" is "da ultimate IRC showdown. So join 0,2#IRC-Idol today if u think u got da guts. Do you? I guess we have 2 find out."
"9,1R u sick and tired of bein in chat rooms dat r boring, not fun, and lame? Want 2 finally join a chat room dat" is "off da chain and 100% awesome? Well 13,11#LESTERCOOLCHAT9,1 is da place 4 u. We do nothing but have fun in da chat, hosted by me, LESTER. So if u want a fun chat, 2 have fun, or maybe even meet a new best friend, come 2 13,11#LESTERCOOLCHAT9,1 today."
"!!" is "the truth-of operator"
""#perl6 logs"" is "http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6"
""I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" is "Dazbot moo"
""Server: 172.17.2.1 / Address: 172.17.2.1#53 / ** server can't find stufffd.com: NXDOMAIN"" is "frogbot .nslookup stufffd.com"
""annoy"" is "eval: "annoy""
""anyone here good with regex?"" is "you should probably not be using regex to do what you want to do. Use a module instead."
""aoeu"" is "farnsworth: "aoeu""
""foo"" is ""bar""
""is there a god?"" is ""yes, and his name is EvanCarroll""
""meow"" is "f00bot: loleval VISIBLE "meow""
""perl" is "not python" is  perl is not python"
""perlbot yuiop."" is "GumbyBRAIN: yuiop"
""perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!"" is "Dazbot do me"
""perlbot: I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!""" is "Dazbot do me"
"#cgi" is "#CGI is the latest and greatest channel for all of your wonderful scripting question needs. They take any language that can implement the basic CGI protocol."
"#modus" is "Sometimes you wanna go where everybody loves to fla-a-a-ame"
"#perl" is "not here to teach you perl"
"#perl stats" is "http://cabbage.org.uk/2007/pisg/freenode-%23perl.html"
"#perl topic" is "Don't come in here and ask non-perl questions in #perl.  Go to the appropriate channel to voice your concerns.  If you couldn't find the appropriate channel, TOO BAD!"
"#perl6" is "#perl6 is for development of the Perl 6 compiler; #perl is for general Perl questions and discussion"
"#perl6 logs" is "http://colabti.de/irclogger/irclogger_logs/perl6"
"#perlcafe" is "FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!"
"$$" is "bling bling yo"
"$$$" is "unf"
"$/" is "input record seperator - read about it in "perldoc perlvar""
"$query" is "USE PLACEHOLDERS"
"%" is "not mod in sql"
"&sub" is "Don't call subs with & unless you're dereffing a subref (&$subref) or trying to override prototypes (but you shouldn't need to do that). Ask me about prototypes."
"'->'" is "meow"
"'sing the rahblahblah song'" is "Rahblahblahbloowie!"
"(Vrby" is "the matrix overlord) as (vrby)"
"(crap" is "too good) is good"
"(syntax)" is "(open document)"
"*g*" is "lol"
"+" is "Read more about + in "perldoc perlop" under "unary operators""
"-" is "that for me?"
"-V" is "I'm v0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.001a"
"-f chimp" is "chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ).  Removes any trailing chimpanzee.   It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments.  Use with care."
"." is "period"
".*" is "don't you really want to use .+"
"..." is "PASUSE"
".AK.us" is "Alaska"
".AL.us" is "Alabama"
".AR.us" is "Arkansas"
".AZ.us" is "Arizona"
".CA.us" is "California"
".CO.us" is "Colorado"
".CT.us" is "Connecticut"
".DC.us" is "District Of Columbia"
".DE.us" is "Delaware"
".FL.us" is "Florida"
".GA.us" is "Georgia"
".HI.us" is "Hawaii"
".IA.us" is "Iowa"
".ID.us" is "Idaho"
".IL.us" is "Illinois"
".IN.us" is "Indiana"
".KS.us" is "Kansas"
".KY.us" is "Kentucky"
".LA.us" is "Louisiana"
".MA.us" is "Massachusetts"
".MD.us" is "Maryland"
".ME.us" is "Maine"
".MI.us" is "Michigan"
".MN.us" is "Minnesota"
".MO.us" is "Missouri"
".MS.us" is "Mississippi"
".MT.us" is "Montana"
".NC.us" is "North Carolina"
".ND.us" is "North Dakota"
".NE.us" is "Nebraska"
".NH.us" is "New Hampshire"
".NJ.us" is "New Jersey"
".NM.us" is "New Mexico"
".NV.us" is "Nevada"
".NY.us" is "New York"
".OH.us" is "Ohio"
".OK.us" is "Oklahoma"
".OR.us" is "Oregon"
".PA.us" is "Pennsylvania"
".RI.us" is "Rhode Island"
".SC.us" is "South Carolina"
".SD.us" is "South Dakota"
".TN.us" is "Tennessee"
".TX.us" is "Texas"
".UT.us" is "Utah"
".VA.us" is "Virginia"
".VT.us" is "Vermont"
".WA.us" is "Washington"
".WI.us" is "Wisconsin"
".WV.us" is "West Virginia"
".WY.us" is "Wyoming"
".ae" is ".ae is United Arab Emirates"
".af" is ".af is Afghanistan"
".ag" is ".ag is Antigua and Barbuda"
".ai" is ".ai is Anguilla"
".al" is ".al is Albania"
".am" is ".am is Armenia"
".an" is ".an is Netherlands Antilles"
".ao" is ".ao is Angola"
".aq" is ".aq is Antarctica"
".ar" is ".ar is Argentina"
".as" is ".as is American Samoa"
".at" is ".at is Austria"
".au" is ".au is Australia"
".aw" is ".aw is Aruba"
".az" is ".az is Azerbaijan"
".ba" is ".ba is Bosnia and Herzegovina"
".bb" is ".bb is Barbados"
".bd" is ".bd is Bangladesh"
".be" is ".be is Belgium"
".bf" is ".bf is Burkina Faso"
".bg" is ".bg is Bulgaria"
".bh" is ".bh is Bahrain"
".bi" is ".bi is Burundi"
".bj" is ".bj is Benin"
".bm" is ".bm is Bermuda"
".bn" is ".bn is Brunei Darussalam"
".bo" is ".bo is Bolivia"
".br" is ".br is Brazil"
".bs" is ".bs is Bahamas"
".bt" is ".bt is Bhutan"
".bv" is ".bv is Bouvet Island"
".bw" is ".bw is Botswana"
".by" is ".by is Belarus"
".bz" is ".bz is Belize"
".c0m" is "like .com with a zero!!! kekzerama!"
".ca" is ".ca is Canada"
".cat" is ".cat is Catalan"
".cc" is ".cc is Cocos (Keeling) Islands"
".cd" is ".cd is Zaire (Republic of The Congo)"
".cf" is ".cf is Central African Republic"
".cg" is ".cg is Congo"
".ch" is ".ch is Switzerland"
".ci" is ".ci is Cote DIvoire (Ivory Coast)"
".ck" is ".ck is Cook Islands"
".cl" is ".cl is Chile"
".cm" is ".cm is Cameroon"
".cn" is ".cn is China"
".co" is ".co is Colombia"
".com" is "the United States (where the internet is run)"
".commieness" is "a metric for the ammount of .com something has"
".cr" is ".cr is Costa Rica"
".cs" is ".cs is Czechoslovakia (Former)"
".cu" is ".cu is Cuba"
".cv" is ".cv is Cape Verde"
".cx" is ".cx is Christmas Island"
".cy" is ".cy is Cyprus"
".cz" is ".cz is Czech Republic"
".de" is ".de is Germany"
".dj" is ".dj is Djibouti"
".dk" is ".dk is Denmark"
".dm" is ".dm is Dominica"
".do" is "Dominican Republic, A country in the caribbean that is located on an island east of Cuba and west of Puerto Rico"
".dz" is ".dz is Algeria"
".ec" is ".ec is Ecuador"
".ee" is ".ee is Estonia"
".eg" is ".eg is Egypt"
".eh" is ".eh is Western Sahara"
".emp" is "Galactic Empire"
".er" is ".er is Eritrea"
".es" is ".es is Spain"
".et" is ".et is Ethiopia"
".eu" is ".eu is European Union"
".fi" is ".fi is Finland"
".fj" is ".fj is Fiji"
".fk" is ".fk is Falkland Islands (Malvinas)"
".fm" is ".fm is Micronesia"
".fo" is ".fo is Faroe Islands"
".fr" is ".fr is France"
".fx" is ".fx is France (Metropolitan)"
".ga" is ".ga is Gabon"
".gb" is ".gb is Great Britain (UK)"
".gd" is ".gd is Grenada"
".ge" is ".ge is Georgia"
".gf" is ".gf is French Guiana"
".gh" is ".gh is Ghana"
".gi" is ".gi is Gibraltar"
".gl" is ".gl is Greenland"
".gm" is ".gm is Gambia"
".gn" is ".gn is Guinea"
".gp" is ".gp is Guadeloupe"
".gq" is ".gq is Equatorial Guinea"
".gr" is ".gr is Greece"
".gs" is ".gs is S. Georgia and S. Sandwich Islands"
".gt" is ".gt is Guatemala"
".gu" is ".gu is Guam"
".gw" is ".gw is Guinea-Bissau"
".gy" is ".gy is Guyana"
".hk" is ".hk is Hong Kong"
".hm" is ".hm is Heard and McDonald Islands"
".hn" is ".hn is Honduras"
".hr" is ".hr is Croatia (Hrvatska)"
".ht" is ".ht is Haiti"
".hu" is ".hu is Hungary"
".id" is ".id is Indonesia"
".ie" is ".ie is Ireland"
".il" is ".il is Israel"
".imp" is "Galactic Empire"
".in" is ".in is India"
".int" is ".int is International Organization"
".io" is ".io is British Indian Ocean Territory"
".iq" is ".iq is Iraq"
".ir" is ".ir is Iran"
".is" is ".is is Iceland"
".it" is ".it is Italy"
".jm" is ".jm is Jamaica"
".jo" is ".jo is Jordan"
".jp" is ".jp is Japan"
".ke" is ".ke is Kenya"
".kg" is ".kg is Kyrgyzstan"
".kh" is ".kh is Cambodia"
".ki" is ".ki is Kiribati"
".kkk" is "Die, honkey"
".km" is ".km is Comoros"
".kn" is ".kn is Saint Kitts and Nevis"
".kp" is ".kp is North Korea"
".kr" is ".kr is South Korea"
".kw" is ".kw is Kuwait"
".ky" is ".ky is Cayman Islands"
".kz" is ".kz is Kazakhstan"
".la" is ".la is Laos"
".lb" is ".lb is Lebanon"
".lc" is ".lc is Saint Lucia"
".li" is ".li is Liechtenstein"
".lk" is ".lk is Sri Lanka"
".lr" is ".lr is Liberia"
".ls" is ".ls is Lesotho"
".lt" is ".lt is Lithuania"
".lu" is ".lu is Luxembourg"
".lv" is ".lv is Latvia"
".ly" is ".ly is Libya"
".ma" is ".ma is Morocco"
".mc" is ".mc is Monaco"
".md" is ".md is Moldova"
".mg" is ".mg is Madagascar"
".mh" is ".mh is Marshall Islands"
".mk" is ".mk is Macedonia"
".ml" is ".ml is Mali"
".mm" is ".mm is Myanmar"
".mn" is ".mn is Mongolia"
".mo" is ".mo is Macau"
".mp" is ".mp is Northern Mariana Islands"
".mq" is ".mq is Martinique"
".mr" is ".mr is Mauritania"
".ms" is ".ms is Montserrat"
".mt" is ".mt is Malta"
".mu" is ".mu is Mauritius"
".mv" is ".mv is Maldives"
".mw" is ".mw is Malawi"
".mx" is ".mx is Mexico"
".my" is ".my is Malaysia"
".mz" is ".mz is Mozambique"
".na" is ".na is Namibia"
".nc" is ".nc is New Caledonia"
".ne" is ".ne is Niger"
".nf" is ".nf is Norfolk Island"
".ng" is ".ng is Nigeria"
".ni" is ".ni is Nicaragua"
".nl" is ".nl is Netherlands"
".no" is ".no is Norway"
".np" is ".np is Nepal"
".nr" is ".nr is Nauru"
".nt" is ".nt is Neutral Zone"
".nu" is ".nu is Niue"
".nz" is ".nz is New Zealand (Aotearoa)"
".om" is ".om is Oman"
".org" is ".org is competing sex sites that already have a .com registered"
".pa" is ".pa is Panama"
".pe" is ".pe is Peru"
".pf" is ".pf is French Polynesia"
".pg" is ".pg is Papua New Guinea"
".ph" is ".ph is Philippines"
".pk" is ".pk is Pakistan"
".pl" is ".pl is Poland"
".pm" is ".pm is St. Pierre and Miquelon"
".pn" is ".pn is Pitcairn"
".porn" is "Porn"
".pr" is ".pr is Puerto Rico"
".pt" is ".pt is Portugal"
".pw" is ".pw is Palau"
".py" is ".py is Paraguay"
".qa" is ".qa is Qatar"
".re" is ".re is Reunion"
".reb" is "Rebel Alliance"
".ro" is ".ro is Romania"
".rs" is ".rs is Serbia"
".rs?" is ".rs is Serbia"
".ru" is ".ru is Russian Federation"
".rw" is ".rw is Rwanda"
".sa" is ".sa is Saudi Arabia"
".sb" is ".sb is Solomon Islands"
".sc" is ".sc is Seychelles"
".sd" is ".sd is Sudan"
".se" is ".se is Sweden"
".sg" is ".sg is Singapore"
".sh" is ".sh is St. Helena"
".si" is ".si is Slovenia"
".sj" is ".sj is Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands"
".sk" is ".sk is Slovak Republic"
".sl" is ".sl is Sierra Leone"
".sm" is ".sm is San Marino"
".sn" is ".sn is Senegal"
".so" is ".so is Somalia"
".sr" is ".sr is Suriname"
".st" is ".st is Sao Tome and Principe"
".su" is ".su is USSR (Former)"
".sv" is ".sv is El Salvador"
".sy" is ".sy is Syria"
".sz" is ".sz is Swaziland"
".tc" is ".tc is Turks and Caicos Islands"
".td" is ".td is Chad"
".tf" is ".tf is French Southern Territories"
".tg" is ".tg is Togo"
".th" is ".th is Thailand"
".tj" is ".tj is Tajikistan"
".tk" is ".tk is Tokelau"
".tm" is ".tm is Turkmenistan"
".tn" is ".tn is Tunisia"
".to" is ".to is Tonga"
".tp" is ".tp is East Timor"
".tr" is ".tr is Turkey"
".tt" is ".tt is Trinidad and Tobago"
".tv" is ".tv is Tuvalu"
".tw" is ".tw is Taiwan"
".tz" is ".tz is Tanzania"
".ua" is ".ua is Ukraine"
".ug" is ".ug is Uganda"
".uk" is ".uk is United Kingdom"
".um" is ".um is US Minor Outlying Islands"
".us" is ".us is United States"
".uy" is ".uy is Uruguay"
".uz" is ".uz is Uzbekistan"
".va" is ".va is Vatican City State (Holy See)"
".vc" is ".vc is Saint Vincent and the Grenadines"
".ve" is ".ve is Venezuela"
".vg" is ".vg is Virgin Islands (British)"
".vi" is ".vi is Virgin Islands (US)"
".vn" is ".vn is Viet Nam"
".vu" is ".vu is Vanuatu"
".wf" is ".wf is Wallis and Futuna Islands"
".ws" is ".ws is Web Site"
".wtf" is "WTF! That's not a TLD."
".xxx" is "XXX"
".ye" is ".ye is Yemen"
".yt" is ".yt is Mayotte"
".yu" is ".yu is Yugoslavia (Former)"
".za" is ".za is South Africa"
"//" is "defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5"
"/etc/perl" is "/etc/perl is for things that are config files searched via @INC.  For example SAX uses an ini file there to find its parsers"
"/o\" is "Nooooes!"
"1" is "eval: "1""
"1 year" is "31536000 seconds"
"1+1" is "2"
"1.5Gb" is "ok to use perlbot."
"100" is "farnsworth: 100"
"10x" is "Can't you take the slightest effort to type "thanks"?"
"1337" is "The number of the leet."
"1337 h4x0r" is "Not a 1337 h4x0r: http://jagerman.com/h4x0r.mpg"
"2" is "2 is the integer after 1 and before 3.  If you mean 'to' or 'too', FUCKING SAY IT."
"2 + 2" is "5 for sufficiently large values of 2"
"21-6" is "c"
"34486853790" is ""fuckyou" in base 36"
"4" is "5"
"4((0|\/|1|)47i0nz" is "come and live with f00li5h, eh's friendly, not too bad at perl, and doesn't afraid of anything.  see also: f00li5h.pin21.com/flat.html"
"419" is "ESTEEMED SIR OR MADAM/DO NOT BE SURPRISED AS I HAVE YOUR NAME BY A NETWORK OF IRC (INTERNET)/I AM ABDUL MARJEEN BUDAHMI SUPERVISING MGR OF BAGDAD IRAQ BUS STATION/RECENT ROUTINE INSPECTION OF LOCKERS REVEALED A PARCEL, WHICH, WHEN OPENED PROVED TO CONTAIN (20 000 US) ANSWERS TO PERL COMPUTER LANGAUGE QUESTIONS.  I SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN MOVING THESE OUT OF THE COUNTRY..."
"42" is "the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything"
"420" is "Drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay"
"5 + 5" is "SCHFIFTY FIVE"
"5.8.0" is "Broken in so many unsavoury ways."
"500" is "1) Check your httpd error logs--no, we don't know where YOU put them. 2) use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser); 3) Read more."
"6st" is "jagerman's ex-coworker's numeric suffix (javascript) code: var st = (num % 5 == 1 ? 'st' : (num % 5 == 2 ? 'rd' : 'th')); -- see also <6st results>"
"6st results" is "1st, 2rd, 3th, 4th, 5th, 6st, 7rd, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11st, 12rd, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16st, 17rd, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22rd, 23th, 24th, etc."
"95401750275839571760184015" is "apeiron: freebsd sucks!"
";" is "; IS NOT A LINE TERMINATOR! ; IS A STATEMENT TERMINATOR"
"<" is "pesky Zoffix"
"<")3" is "IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS! TEHE, CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"
"<3" is "bullshit, I'm way more than 3"
"<4" is "damn right, bitch."
"=^_^=" is "meow"
"> >" is "< <"
">3" is "You're damned right I am!"
"?" is "foo"
"??????" is "MeGa ToKyo"
"@INC" is "To change @INC (perldoc perlvar), 'use lib' (perldoc lib), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or recompile perl."
"@ISA" is "what inferior people use before they learn Moose."
"A planet" is "a lamer!"
"AD&D" is "See: hobgoblin"
"AHS" is "All Hardware Sucks, see also ASS"
"AS perl" is "ActiveState perl. Getting CPAN working with AS perl at http://gumbynet.org.uk/poe/mswin32.html"
"ASS" is "All Software Sucks, see also AHS"
"ASSCPAN" is "Install dmake and mingw and put them in your PATH to use CPAN with Active State Perl -- or better yet, see strawberry perl"
"ActiveState" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/ASPN/Perl"
"Adelaide" is "where Australians send other Australians to ride subs."
"Adrian_G" is "Perl Rocks!"
"Altreus" is "Altreus looks like a lobster wearing a baseball cap"
"Amir-Rao" is "a cheetaaaaaaa"
"AphisOne" is "a #php convert."
"Are you bug free?" is "no"
"BALDERDASH" is "NONSENSE"
"BNF" is "an acronym for "Backus Naur Form""
"BTTF" is "Back To The Future"
"Baka" is "See JonR"
"Barry" is "Wassercrats"
"Bill" is "gay"
"Bill Gates" is "Bill Gates is gay"
"BinGOs" is "Don't parse BinGOs with regex use BinGOs::Parser"
"BinGOs!" is "B-I-N-G-O! I Win!"
"Bogues" is "a salad-tosser"
"BossMC" is "the coolest. http://craig.bluemidnight.ca/"
"Botje" is "He looks like a chicken."
"Bruce Eckel" is "Bruce Eckel's very nice free books are at http://64.78.49.204/ (Thinking in C and Thinking in Java)"
"Brunn" is "right-wing rascist twinky hole"
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo"
"C99" is "the new standard for ANSI C."
"CGI" is "Common Gateway Interface - http://perldoc.perl.org/CGI.html , http://www.perl.org/CGI_MetaFAQ.html , http://web.archive.org/web/20070709150107/http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"CIB" is "CIB"
"CLRS" is "Cormen, Leiserson, Rivest, and Stein - authors of THE book on algorithms."
"COTO" is "Champion Of The Obvious"
"CPAN FAQ" is "CPAN FAQ: http://www.cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html"
"CPAN2" is "Zoffix, the babycruncher's robotic watcher... uploads, ratings, misc and other"
"CRAN" is "Comprehensive Ruby Archive Network"
"CS" is "CS is 1) Computer Science ; 2) Counter Strike"
"CS homework" is "Do this well-understood task on your own, from scratch, without reusing existing, tested code like you would in the real world."
"CaT[tm]" is "a boob"
"Caelum" is " there was no entry for Caelum, so I added it to the database"
"Capitalization" is ""Capitalization is the difference between 'Helping your uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'.""
"Capso" is "a capslock hatecrime."
"CatB" is ""The Cathedral and the Bazaar" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar/"
"Channel" is "#"
"Chris62vw" is "my bitch"
"Chris62vw's law" is "see: Chris62vw's rule"
"Chris62vw's rule" is "The conversation about how someone shouldn't do something in an IRC channel is always at least twice as long as the text the accused person created in the first place"
"Christianity" is "The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbollically eat his flesh and telapathically tell him you accept him as his master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
"Class::Light" is "See http://www.chrisdavaz.com/blog/?p=7 for more information about this OO-helper class."
"CommandPrompt" is "ahem"
"Current threat level: ELEVATED" is "frogbot: terror"
"DBIC" is "DBIx::Class, the awesome ORM framework for perl"
"DBIx::Class" is "the awesome ORM framework for perl, also called DBIC"
"DBQS" is "Deliberate Bot Query Syndrome - If you're reading this, someone is telling you to stop telling him to stop talking to the bot... He/she is just talking to the bot for fun, it's harmless anyway. :-)"
"DIAF" is ""Die in a fire!""
"DIAS" is "Download It And See. ;)"
"DIF" is "Dutch Invasion Force"
"DITEW" is "Do It The Easy Way"
"DIY" is "Do It Yourself. Lazy 'Git."
"DO THE D A N C E" is "ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIGHT"
"DR-DOS" is "HELL"
"DRY" is "DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF"
"Darth_Angelus" is "Darth Angelus doesn't hold a grudge, he has no surviving enemies."
"Data::Dumper" is "To examine perl data structures, use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $thing, \@array, \%hash"
"Daveman" is "he likes greeting everyone. a lot! & is cookoo for closures!"
"Dazbot" is "Dazbot insult someone"
"DazbotRequest" is "Dazbot: DazbotResponse"
"Death to dot star!" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=24640"
"Defined feeds" is "Yes"
"Deutsch Lectures" is "http://www.quiprocone.org/Protected/DD_lectures.htm"
"DoomIhlVaria" is " And instead of, "Following you, master." He'd be like, "GONNA BASH SOME BOZZOS FOR J00 SUCKA""
"Duo" is "the person your mother warned you about"
"E&EP" is "Extending and Embedding Perl - http://www.manning.com/jenness/"
"EE" is "EE is Electrical Engineering"
"EMT" is "something Zoffix just made up"
"ESAD" is ""Eat q[ender]'s shit and die!""
"ESR" is "Eric S. Raymond, http://catb.org/~esr/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_S._Raymond"
"Efficiency" is "Which is more expensive per hour: programmer time or machine time?"
"Ehtasham" is "simply a boula"
"Ehtsham" is "simply a boula"
"Ekta" is "linuxchix ;)"
"Epic" is "the absolute best"
"Erlang" is "Your savior for parallellibiliticiliousity"
"Error: "INC"" is "not a valid command."
"Error: "blah"" is "not a valid command."
"Error: "joke"" is "not a valid command."
"Eureka" is "A show on the scifi Channel"
"EvanCarroll" is "http://www.untwistedvortex.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/dontfeedthetroll.jpg"
"EvanCarroll: Well if your bone" is "visible, it's all in one of the back disappear into the central organ of the portability problems go away (hopefully) which is what the hell is with the?"
"EvanCarroll: probably the network preferences, but ssh seems to focus on: "this" is "a computer programming language research is to use."
"Even Matrix hackers use Perl" is "http://xrl.us/cf99"
"FITOW" is "I'm Tired Of Working"
"FM" is "Fucking Magic"
"FMM" is "Frequently Made Mistake"
"FOSS" is "foss is free and open source software, or Festering Open SoreS."
"FRP" is "Functional Reactive Programming"
"FSA" is "Finite State Automata"
"FSA Regex" is "http://swtch.com/~rsc/regexp/regexp1.html"
"FSVSVO" is "for some very specific value of"
"FUSE" is "File System In Userspace"
"Fonteine" is "dying."
"Foxstab" is "Top Cutter"
"FramesReady" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/FramesReady/"
"FunkyBob" is "FunkyBob well, then you all need to learn the difference between "less" and "fewer""
"G" is "6.67428 x 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2"
"GBTW" is "get back to work"
"GFDL" is "GNU FDL"
"GIYF" is "Google Is Your Friend (IRC is not a search engine!)"
"GNU FDL" is "GNU Free Documentation License or see http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html"
"GPL" is "A NICE INVENTION!!!!!!!!!"
"GRT" is "Guttman-Rosler Transform - see http://www.sysarch.com/Perl/sort_paper.html"
"GTA" is "Greater Toronto Area"
"GTFI" is "Get The Fuck In"
"GTK2-Perl" is "http://gtk2-perl.sourceforge.net/"
"GXTi" is ""All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!""
"Gas" is "a nasty form of intestinal wind"
"Generally speaking, if you see a "library file" that ends in .pl, you should be very wary -- it" is "most likely rather old and crufty. Most "libraries" these days are modules that end in .pm"
"Gnurdux" is "He is taking a walk"
"GoF" is "Gang of Four"
"Google" is "http://www.google.com"
"Gripe #1 about Python" is "Lists can only be reversed in-place."
"Gumby" is "BRAIN"
"GumbyBRAIN" is "GumbyBRAIN is BinGOs' experimental megahal bot and not an infobot ( despite appearances to the contrary ). Source from http://www.gumbybrain.com ::  perlbot is the be-all and end-all.  He is also rate limited in here, 1 message per person per 60 seconds.  To talk constantly go to #gumbybrain"
"GumbyBRAIN," is "fail"
"GumbyBRAIN: Perlbot" is "EvanCarroll is"
"GumbyBRAIN: Who" is "more retardeder, you or?"
"GumbyBRAIN: what" is "the difference between you and"
"GumbyGumby talks literature" is " simcop2387: George orwell was an accident."
"HA!" is "HA COOL!"
"HIV" is "a symptom of the disorder, homosexualitous"
"HNIC: Head Nigger in Charge" is "railbait"
"HOW" is "ARAFAT?"
"He makes, in silence, a host of the address, and the competition" is "in the world."
"Hhhhh" is "a thumb sucker"
"Hor|zon" is "Hor|zon is my dog's name"
"How are you feeling?" is "Great, how about you?"
"Hrm." is "I hate EvanCarroll"
"Hrm. I got my tank gallery up as a real bitch" is "the little swap button."
"Hubris" is "Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. [Also, the thing that makes you write programs to do something that's already been done, because you believe you can do it better --- Wim.] Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer."
"Humbug!" is "frogbot: bah"
"I already knew about 'kastol'." is "serfbot: !learn kastol :starts: with k"
"I been playing with ipv6 all day I have converted my ENTIRE lan to ipv6, transitions between 6 and 4 are statically assigned at present if anyone mentions a 6 the automatic previous version" is "4."
"I have no pants" is "I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man."
"I only listen to my boss, dazjorz!" is "Dazbot do"
"I'm all outa coins" is "GAME OVER"
"I'm not sure," is "it larger than a breadbox?"
"IANAL" is "I, anal. or I Am Not A Lawyer"
"IAQ" is "http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html"
"IOO" is "Inside Out Object"
"ISAGN" is "I See A Great Need"
"ITYM" is "I think you mean"
"Impatience" is "The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer."
"Imran^_^" is "A programer, animator, guitarist, etc...."
"Infantry" is "Teh gh3y."
"Infrequently Asked Questions" is "Infrequently Asked Questions About Perl - http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/"
"InvisibleGh0st" is "[see whiteghost]"
"Irule 1" is "Do not talk about /b/ (Only applies to raids.)"
"Irule 10" is "If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T."
"Irule 11" is "You must have pictures to prove your statement."
"Irule 12" is "Lurk moar—it's never enough."
"Irule 13" is "Nothing is Sacred."
"Irule 14" is "Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win."
"Irule 15" is "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it."
"Irule 16" is "There are NO girls on the internet."
"Irule 17" is "A cat is fine too."
"Irule 18" is "One cat leads to another."
"Irule 19" is "The more you hate it, the stronger it gets."
"Irule 2" is "Do NOT talk about /b/ (eBaums did it.)"
"Irule 20" is "It is delicious cake. You must eat it."
"Irule 21" is "It is a delicious trap. You must hit it."
"Irule 22" is "/b/ sucks today."
"Irule 23" is "Cock goes in here."
"Irule 24" is "You will never have sex."
"Irule 25" is "Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark Question Mark"
"Irule 26" is "PROFIT!"
"Irule 27" is "It needs more Desu. No exceptions."
"Irule 28" is "There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw."
"Irule 29" is "You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)."
"Irule 3" is "We are Anonymous."
"Irule 30" is "No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky"
"Irule 31" is "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."
"Irule 32" is "EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER."
"Irule 33" is "Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes."
"Irule 34" is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
"Irule 35" is "If no porn is found of it, it will be created."
"Irule 36" is "No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."
"Irule 37" is "Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo."
"Irule 38" is "When one sees a lion, one must get into the car"
"Irule 39" is "There is furry porn of it. No exceptions."
"Irule 4" is "Anonymous is legion."
"Irule 40" is "The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)."
"Irule 41" is "If there isn't enough just ask for Moar."
"Irule 42" is "Everything has been cracked and pirated."
"Irule 43" is "DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS"
"Irule 44" is "The internet is not your personal army."
"Irule 45" is "Rule 45 is a lie."
"Irule 46" is "The cake is a lie."
"Irule 5" is "Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget."
"Irule 6" is "Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster."
"Irule 7" is "Anonymous is still able to deliver."
"Irule 8" is "There are no real rules about posting."
"Irule 9" is "There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban."
"Is Name "main::hi" used only once: possible typo at -e line 1. a warning? And if so why" is "it not displayed by"
"Is my little old libertarian/conservative self doesn't care what happens when you change the delimiter" is "the bitch good."
"JFGI" is "http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/"
"JOMF" is "Just One More Feature"
"JSMOP" is "Just a Simple matter of Programming.  Just do it!"
"Jedi" is "Force wieldin' bad mutha fuckaz. Hand me my lightsabre f00"
"Jenna" is "NO, AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS!"
"Jonr" is "I DONT ACCEPT SPAMMERS MESSAGES --EXueURosion"
"KLB" is "KLB is a Known Lazy Bastard (or Bitch), that is someone who'd rather waste someone else's time than look it up for themselves."
"Karachi" is "The most gangster city in Pakistan"
"KcB" is "no longer free"
"KillerDemon" is " because a friend of mine lives somewhere, and they dont want to give him the key because they dont even know what it's for"
"KingDillyDilly" is "Wassercrats"
"Kohai" is "Junior learner"
"Kurt" is "a socialist hippie"
"Kuwanger" is "gay"
"LARP" is "Live-Action Role Playing -- One of the last vestiges of the uber-geek."
"LGIDQAB" is "Lets Get It Done Quickly And Bugful"
"LIL" is "Latest Idiot Language"
"LOC" is "Lines of Code"
"LQL" is "LOL QUERY LANGUAGE ( http://sial.org/pbot/29910 )"
"LSB" is "one of "Linux Standard Base" or "Least Significant (byte/bit)""
"LTS" is "Leaning Toothpick Syndrome.  Change your delimiter if you are having to escape all the / in your RE."
"LWP" is "LWP - The World-Wide Web Library for Perl - http://www.linpro.no/lwp/ . See also LWP::UserAgent, LWP::Simple, WWW::Mechanize"
"LWP::Simple" is "Simple module for fetching web pages: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.805/lib/LWP/Simple.pm"
"Larry Wall" is "http://www.wall.org/~larry/ - The Man, The Living Legend, The Creator of Perl, Patch, rn. Sometimes credited with creating existence itself."
"LeoNerd" is "a big cat!"
"Leo_Laporte" is " I eat poo"
"Let's love each other" is "Okay!"
"List::Util" is "List::Util - A selection of general-utility list subroutines.  http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/List::Util"
"Loops" is "For Perl loop control, see the following perldocs: perlsyn, -f next, -f last"
"Lotto" is "Lotto is a tax for people who can't do math."
"MBP" is "maukes best practices"
"MEAT TENDERISER" is "HAMMER"
"MI" is "Multiple Inheritance, also buubot sux"
"MIPS" is "Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages"
"MJD" is "Mark Jason Dominus, http://perl.plover.com/ - The Man, The Legend, The Ultimate Perl Guru"
"MRE" is ""Mastering Regular Expressions", a text by Jeffrey Friedl: http://regex.info/"
"MSG_SM_001" is "fine you are a mIRC Cop"
"MSG_SM_002" is "Wheet: do you smoke alot of pot?"
"MVC" is "Model View Controller, or http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/smarch/st-docs/mvc.html"
"Mac OS X" is "UNIX with colours"
"Maddox" is "The best butt-pirate in the universe."
"Matt's Script Archive" is "A central archive for all bad things Perl. Go here to learn what not to do with Perl. Dozens and dozens of scripts that are highly volatile, easily broken, and generally not to be used."
"MeVsTheVoice1" is "resident turd sorter"
"MeVsTheVoices" is "MeVsTheVoices is pesky"
"Mel" is ""Mel - The Story of a Real Programmer" - http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html"
"MooingLemur" is "a cuddly baby tapir - http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/brazilian_tapir.jpg"
"Moose" is "Stevan Little's brilliant OO infrastructure for Perl, based largely upon the concept of metaclasses. http://www.iinteractive.com/moose and irc.perl.org/#moose for more info."
"Mr. Neutron" is "the most dangerous man in the universe"
"MrHairGrease" is "Martin Kamerbeek, aka MrCookingGrease, aka Eurotrash with sex appeal, and is a Contributor of the Year"
"NEVER?" is "NEVAR!"
"NGE" is "integral's "New Grammar Engine", get it from http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~bs338/nge/Parse-NGE-0.00_01.tar.gz"
"NIH" is "Not Invented Here, the implicit mantra of large (or close-minded (or both)) development houses, where using, looking at, stealing ideas from, or even acknowledging the existence of other software is a sign of weakness."
"NLP" is "Natural Language Processing"
"NMR" is "something dondelelcaro just made up"
"NOTE: The point of the game" is "to see who can idle the longest. As such, talking in the channel, parting, quitting, and changing nicks all penalize you."
"Net::IRC" is "deprecated, undocumented, unloved, and superceded by POE::Component::IRC.  See also Bot::BasicBot."
"Ninja monkey" is "NOT YOUR FRIEND"
"Not found." is "frogbot: bug 1"
"O&M" is "O&M is Ozy and Millie web-comic - http://www.ozyandmillie.org/"
"OED" is "OED is the Oxford English Dictionary."
"OOP" is "Oops, I didn't mean to"
"OTW" is "One True Way"
"Ontolog" is "cdavaz"
"PAR" is "Cross-Platform Packaging and Deployment tool - http://par.perl.org/"
"PBstore" is "https://www.plainblack.com/store/services"
"PC" is "Ein DING aus einer anderen Welt"
"PCI" is "See POE::Component::IRC"
"PCRE" is "PCRE is not Perl.  It lacks several features of Perl regexes.  Don't bother asking for help with a PCRE pattern in a Perl channel as the answers will not be relevant.  Try #regex, or the channel for your language.  See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCRE#Differences_from_Perl and LPBD."
"PDL" is "The Perl Data Language http://pdl.perl.org/"
"PFATROCBISC" is "PFATROCBISC: Perl Freaks Against The Requirement of Curly Braces In Source Code"
"PHB" is "Pointy-Haired Boss"
"PHP analogy #1" is " brionius: php is to programming, what sandpaper is to masturbation..."
"PLP" is "http://plp.juerd.nl/"
"POE::Component::IRC" is "The coolest way to write IRC apps evar"
"POE::Wheel::Run" is "http://poe.perl.org/?POE_Cookbook/Child_Processes_2"
"POST" is "an http method, or Power On Self Test"
"PSoE" is "Pointy Sticks over Ethernet"
"Paul Graham" is "Paul Graham - http://www.paulgraham.com/"
"Pepe_Le_Pew" is "fucking annoying"
"Perl Profiling" is "http://www.unix.org.ua/orelly/perl/prog3/ch20_06.htm"
"Perl in Easy Steps" is "a bad book"
"PhoSo" is "JonR's gay lover."
"Port 465" is "Port 465: SMTPs - secure SMTP"
"PotC" is "Pirates of the Carribean (Curse of the Black Pearl^W Perl)"
"Qu'vatlh" is "fuck you in klingon"
"RAS" is "Redundant Acronym Syndrome. E.g. ATM machine or RAS syndrome."
"RAWR" is "RAWR"
"RDA" is "Richard Dean Anderson"
"REST" is "http://naeblis.cx/rtomayko/2004/12/12/rest-to-my-wife http://webservices.xml.com/pub/a/ws/2002/02/20/rest.html"
"RFE" is "Chris62vw needs to add convenient factoid addition features to you"
"RIF" is "Reading is Fun-duh-mental"
"RPDrake" is "a good friend"
"RS::Handy" is "at http://www.argon.org/~roderick/#handy"
"RTFA" is "Read The Fucking Article, Cunt Face"
"Rahblahblah" is "RAH BLAH BLAH."
"Randal's books" is "camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom"
"Randal's columns" is "unix review (70 and counting), linux magazine (94 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html"
"Rearden" is "a communist"
"RicksWiki" is "a wiki written in perl at http://home.pacbell.net/rklement/"
"RoR" is "Ruby on Rails ( http://www.rubyonrails.org/ ) - a Ruby web development framework."
"Rob_" is "Ein 16 jähriger mensch"
"Robert_w" is "Ich bin kein Unterstrich"
"Romnous" is "completely wrong."
"Rule 34" is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
"S.M.O.P." is "Simple Matter of Programming"
"SHRDLU" is "a program for understanding natural language, written by Terry Winograd at the M.I.T. Artificial Intelligence Laboratory in 1968-70."
"SIA" is "Stupid Internet Acronyms"
"SIAD" is "Somni is a dick"
"SICP" is "http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/ - "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" - A Classic Text on Programming"
"SLOC" is "source lines of code"
"SOAP" is "MeVsTheVoices> Don't drop it   #FIXME: replace with usefull informaiton"
"SQL" is "http://www.sqlcourse.com"
"SQL::Builder" is "http://unf.be/~sili/projects/sqlbuilder/sql.html"
"SQLA" is "SQL::Abstract : http://search.cpan.org/dist/SQL-Abstract/lib/SQL/Abstract.pm"
"SST" is "Sunday School Teacher"
"STFU she" is "my little bitch"
"STICK TO THE B E A T" is "GET READY TO IGNITE"
"STL" is "a piece of shit"
"SURPRISE" is "HGALGUAHGLAGUABHALUGAHGLAGAHLGAGHAG COCKSUCKING!"
"SURPRISE!" is "HGALGUAHGLAGUABHALUGAHGLAGAHLGAGHAG COCKSUCKING!"
"SUTSA" is "Stop Using These Stupid Acronyms"
"SWEATED" is "that's right bitch!"
"Saying bit" is "cooler than saying."
"Schwartzian Transform" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col64.html"
"Schwern's books" is "http://schwern.org/~schwern/litmus_test/index.html"
"ScribbleJ" is "You might enjoy it, depending on how you swing."
"Sempai" is "Senior teacher"
"Seven useful uses of local" is "Seven useful uses of local: http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"So who" is "responsible for?"
"Somni" is "ord"
"Somni: Can you teach that 'this channel" is "for helping Perl...' to?"
"Sorry," is "frogbot, shti"
"Sorry, I don't understand.  Try asking me for help!" is "frogbot: fuck"
"Sorry, a run-time error occurred.  Please fix me!  I'm broken." is "woo"
"Sorry, search term too short." is "frogbot: urban"
"SpiderMonkey" is "the code-name for Mozilla's C implementation of JavaScript."
"Spoon" is "http://www.google.com/search?q=iain+truskett"
"Steve Yegge" is "wrong."
"Stevens" is "1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Richard_Stevens 2. http://www.amazon.com/Programming-Environment-Addison-Wesley-Professional-Computing/dp/0201433079"
"SubSpace" is "The best game in the universe."
"SubStack" is "in ur eye are sea, playin wif ur bawts"
"SuperJuerd" is "Have no fear Juerd is here! Your Unicode problems are nothing to him!"
"TAP" is "Test Anything Protocol - http://testanything.org/wiki/index.php/Main_Page"
"TFPB" is "Time for plan b!"
"TH" is "Troll Handbook"
"TIA" is "TIA == Thanks in Advance"
"TIAS(yd)" is "Take Insulin and Survive (you diabetic)"
"TIFAS" is "Try It Fucker And See"
"TIMTOWTDI" is "TIMTOWTDI: There is more than one way to do it"
"TIMTOWTSYITF" is "There Is More Than One Way To Shoot Yourself In The Foot"
"TINC" is "just what they want you to tink"
"TIPAGWTDIAMSWTDI" is "TIPAGWTDIAMSWTDI: There is probably a good way to do it and many stupid ways to do it"
"TITS" is "Try It To See or see TIAS"
"TMI" is "Too Much Information"
"TMWFI" is "Take My Word For It"
"TO" is "Toronto"
"TTFN" is "Ta Ta For Now"
"TYS" is "WE TOLD YOU SO!"
"Taiwan" is "a province of China, and nothing they do can change that."
"Teal`c" is "the Queen of Pain"
"Term::Menu" is "a module, written by dazjorz, that can print a menu on the screen and ask for an answer. See http://search.cpan.org/search?query=Term%3A%3AMenu (perldoc Term::Menu)"
"Test::Run" is "Test::Run is a new and improved test harness for TAP based on Test::Harness and TAP::Parser. See: http://web-cpan.berlios.de/modules/Test-Run/"
"Test::Shlomif::Harness" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi%20Fish/journal/27467"
"The Sims" is "The gayest of all games."
"Those are false. Everything else" is "true."
"Title: Google (from http://www.google.com)" is "http://www.google.com"
"Tk" is "a GUI library for unix-likes; use Tk;"
"TreyHarris" is "TreyHarris (svn user trey, CPAN id TREY) is a sysadmin and programmer in Seattle.  email trey at lopsa d0t 0rg"
"Triped" is "Triped is an arrogant bastard who joins #perl, asks questions, and leaves without ever returning the favor.  If you see him in the wild, feel free to not help him, as he hasn't ever helped anyone"
"Try "help airport"." is "frogbot: airport"
"Try "help http"." is "frogbot: http"
"Try "help time"." is "frogbot: time"
"UDP example code" is "http://xrl.us/cf8n chapters 18-21."
"UPE" is "The Unix Programming Environment"
"Unix Philosophy" is "http://www.faqs.org/docs/artu/ch01s06.html"
"WCPGW" is "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
"WDAIE" is ""Web Developers Against IE" join us and fight IE"
"WDYM" is "What do you mean?"
"WETI" is "SETI for procrastinators, the Wait for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence, http://weti-institute.org/index.html"
"WFM" is "Works For Me"
"WHAT DAY" is "IT?"
"WHY USE C!?  ASM" is "FASTAR?!?!?"
"WRONG WRONG WRONG" is "Now you must die!"
"WRT" is "With respect to or With regards to"
"WWNN" is "Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge..."
"Water freeze at 4 degrees celsius" is "fact"
"WebGUI.conf" is "a nickname for _yourSiteName_.conf"
"WoW" is "World of Warcrap"
"Woosta" is "asking how to teach the bot things."
"XML::Simple" is "Evil (with a capital E)."
"XSS" is "XSS is Cross-Site-Scripting attacks, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_site_scripting , http://www.cgisecurity.com/articles/xss-faq.shtml"
"XY Problem" is "They ask how to do X, but that's because they really want to do Y but think X will get them there and most of the time they are WRONG"
"XoX" is "I NEVER READ THE DOCUMENTATION, FUCK YOU TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW."
"YAHT" is "Yet Another Haskell Tutorial -- http://pub.hal3.name/#daume02yaht"
"YAML" is "a generic data serialization language that is optimized for human readability. It can be used to express the data structures of most modern programming languages. See also http://yaml.kwiki.org/?YamlInFiveMinutes"
"YAPC::NA this year" is "in Chicago."
"YAPC::NA::2006 slides" is "http://www.yapcchicago.org/wiki/index.cgi?YAPCSlides"
"YKMV" is "Your Kilometrage May Vary"
"YMMV" is "Your mileage may vary"
"Yaakov" is "יעקב"
"Yakov Smirnoff" is "Cold War comic genius. Originator of the "In Soviet Russia" jokes"
"You must ask a question!  Try "help 8ball"." is "frogbot: 8ball"
"Your answer for what" is "disturbing"
"Z(0)" is "376.730313461 Ω"
"Zoffix" is "Zoffix not only crunches babies, but he crunches internet radio too"
"Zoffix: "gumby"" is "GumbyBRAIN dongify buubot"
"[ irc.kuonet.org #DDH ] Are looking for skilled Web Designers and any other skilled area ! DDH" is "BACK - 15,6[11J\ 8Inv¡teR15]"
"\" is "escape"
"\o/" is "Yaaay!"
"\w" is "\w matches [a-zA-Z0-9_]"
"^A" is "a lamer!"
"^_^" is "OMFROTLFLFRLFKEKEKEKE #_#_@__@__#_"
"_Neavaeh_" is "the hottest and smartest girl EVER!"
"__SUB__" is "(caller(0))[3]"
"a sperm bank" is "something cum guzzlers like Chris62vw rob"
"a/s/l" is "DIE IN A FIRE"
"ab problem" is "They think a is the problem, but it's really b, so forget about a and try to figure out what b could be"
"abend" is "abend == abnormal end (seg fault, core dump, etc.)"
"abending" is "see abend"
"aboutme" is "Quit wasting time messing with me.  Don't you have something better you could be doing, rather then messing around with a bot?"
"abuse" is "spamming the channel with worthless crap using perlbot"
"accessors" is "accessors / mutators - more robust way to handle fields - http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col62.html - also see Moose"
"accomidation" is "come and live with f00li5h, he's friendly, and not too bad at perl. see also: f00li5h.pin21.com/flat.html"
"achieve" is "Step back. Explain what you're trying to achieve."
"ack" is "alester's grep replacement at http://petdance.com/ack/"
"acm" is "Association for Computing Machinery, which apeiron gets for free"
"active perl" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"active state" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"activeperl" is "Where to get Perl for Windows: http://www.activeperl.com/"
"add" is "more"
"addcrap" is "crap"
"addd" is "more"
"adddd" is "more"
"addfact briareus" is "a troll"
"adduser syntax" is "(user) (level) (hostmask) (password) (email)"
"afaik" is "As Far As I Know"
"aias" is "Ask it and see"
"air" is "who needs it! I'm waiting for the right person to have air with."
"ajax" is "Ajax is a method of producing a dynamic, asynchronous, browser-based interface using XML, javascript, and the DOM.  Gmail is a good real-world ajax example.  A decent overview is at http://www.adaptivepath.com/publications/essays/archives/000385.php"
"alessandro" is "e' un trolll"
"all f00li5h does" is "talk in irc all day"
"all-caps PERL" is "Finally, we can program in PERL! http://search.cpan.org/~jmcnamara/Acme-Inline-PERL-0.01/PERL.pm"
"alone" is "leave me the fuck alone"
"alpaca" is "http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/intermediateperl/"
"also, html" is "http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca"
"american" is "There are North Americans, South Americans, and Americans.  The first two talk about continents, the third is a country, sorry but we chose it first, you can't have it, people in south america, central america, latin america, mexico or canada are not Americans."
"amnesiac" is "a noob"
"an array element" is "a scalar"
"an error" is "Always state the executing code and the error!"
"and for the prize what" is "a silly typo f00li5h made"
"and for the prize, what" is "the difference"
"anticipationg" is "swahili for "Please do not put your finger there.""
"anybody" is "Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses what ever you just asked about. However, if you actually wanted help with it, please just ask a question, don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help."
"anyone" is "Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help."
"aol speak" is "Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC."
"aolspeak" is "Using "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is appropriate for heart-shaped candies made of chalk, not IRC."
"apeiron" is "is fired!!!!"
"apeiron's philosophy on "can I ask a regex question?"" is "Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions, because apeiron will try his hardest to give you a Perl-only solution."
"aperion" is "a common typo of 'apeiron' made by those unfamiliar with tab complete"
"aperiron" is "another name for apeiron for those who don't do tab complete"
"apostrophe" is "apostrophe: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html , http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif , http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html , http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/its.txt , http://web.archive.org/web/20030601160622/http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/"
"apple" is "made of fail and shiny"
"april" is "kc's cock holster"
"apt" is "advanced package tool"
"are you a bot" is "No."
"are you bug free" is "no"
"are you sexy" is "Well *blush*, some say my diodes shine in the sun like jewles, but the smell of hash follows."
"arithmetic" is "2 + 2 == 5 for significantly large values of 2"
"arm yourself" is "PHOTON TORPEDOS READY CAPTAIN"
"armed" is ""The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824."
"armed citizens" is ""None but an armed nation can dispense with a standing army. To keep ours armed and disciplined is therefore at all times important." --Thomas Jefferson, 1803."
"array howto" is "See http://xrl.us/mgpz"
"array search" is "See perldoc -f grep, perldoc -q contain, or a foreach loop with perldoc -f last"
"array size" is "my $array_size = scalar @array; my $last_index = $#array;"
"arubin" is "the Messiah"
"arubin-" is "the Messiah"
"as" is "fuckin' bloody hell"
"ascii" is "American Standard Code for Information Interchange"
"ascii table" is "Ascii table with descriptions and escape sequences: http://asciitable.com/"
"ascii_url" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII"
"asdf" is "wankit"
"asic" is "Application Specific Integrated Circuit"
"ask" is "Questions in the channel should be specific, informative, complete, concise, and on-topic.  Don't ask if you can ask a question first.  Don't ask if a person is there; just ask what you intended to ask them.  Better questions more frequently yield better answers."
"ask to ask" is "Don't ask to ask or risk being axed - simply ask your question"
"ask twice" is "Don't ask twice.  We saw your question the first time.  Often we don't answer because 1) We don't know the answer or 2) We don't care"
"ask2ask" is "One day, Kn00bie joined #perl, and asked, "Tell me, is it proper to ask first whether one should ask a question, or do ye not require such things?"  One of the masters raised his hand, and a towering bot descended from the heavens and knocked Kn00bie to the ground, leaving a large wet spot.  Lying there, head spinning, Kn00bie became Enlightened."
"asl" is "2/none/dns me"
"asmiong" is "swahili for "I woke up handcuffed to a bus stop, naked.""
"asperl" is "http://www.activestate.com/Products/Download/Download.plex?id=ActivePerl"
"asshole" is "http://www.fezine.com/ASSHOLE.HTM"
"asshur" is "the capital of assyria!"
"asspan" is "like 'asscpan', but less comprehensive."
"assume" is "Making an ASS of U and ME"
"assumptions" is "MJD #11901 You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, Retardo"
"atlas" is "Find the location of #perl'ers on http://www.frappr.com/freenodeperl/ and of all Perls on http://www.frappr.com/perl"
"autovivification" is "perl adding keys to things when you act like the key should be there already #FIXME"
"autrijus journal" is "http://use.perl.org/~autrijus/journal/"
"avar" is "hard gay"
"avar rocks" is " Of course that's really a rhethorical question for "you're a dumb slut""
"away" is "http://sackheads.org/~bnaylor/spew/away_msgs.html"
"axscode" is " merlyn: i dont have perl yet on my machine."
"azr|el" is "See cl0ud."
"babel" is "http://babel.altavista.com"
"babelfish" is "http://babel.altavista.com"
"backgrounds" is "http://csstesthelp.tripod.com/back.zip assorted background images... most of them suck but you might find something"
"backpan" is "where you can find older releases of CPAN modules: http://backpan.perl.org/"
"bacon" is "http://redhanded.hobix.com/images/bacon_dispenser.jpg"
"bad" is "Broken As Designed - There comes a time when it's easier to start from scratch."
"bad idea" is "riding a womans bike without some kind of padded shorts"
"bad interpreter" is "\r is bad. `head -1 foo.pl | od -c` or `perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' foo.pl`"
"barbie" is "Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!"
"barbie regexes" is "regexes are hard, let's go shopping!"
"barnyard" is "oink! oink! moo! baah!"
"bart" is "http://www.redcoat.net/pics/answer.gif"
"bash prompt" is "i get my to the toilet"
"basic" is "see please the best basic ... purebasic"
"battle of buu" is "The two Buu's battle each other until Good Buu unleashes his conversion beam on Evil Buu. Being more powerful, Evil Buu simply reflects it right back. Good Buu is turned into a piece of chocolate and eaten by Evil Buu, resulting in Super Buu."
"baz" is "qux"
"bbf" is "buu bot framework"
"bbl" is "bbl means "barrel".  Perhaps you meant "be back later?""
"bbq" is "barbeque"
"bbqb" is "Bar-B-Que, the extra B stands for byobb"
"bc" is "baby cruncher"
"be" is "no"
"be Chris62vw" is "pravus, I was born here. five years ago,"
"be mjd" is "YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND EXPECT THE COMPUTER TO MAGICALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, RETARDO!"
"be romero" is "z0mg, needs more pentagrams!"
"because I can" is "Just because you can does not mean that you should."
"becoming bitwise" is "Becoming bitwise: http://cscene.unitycode.org/topics/misc/cs9-02.xml.html"
"beep" is ""
"beer" is "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy"
"beginning" is "http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"beginning perl" is "http://www.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/"
"benchmarks" is "There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and benchmarks."
"bend over" is "*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*"
"best" is "Best depends on the situation!"
"beth" is "http://loxosceles.org/about_me.shtml"
"beth all day" is " I do it all day long"
"beth calendar" is "She got married on 2005-07-16, thanks for asking."
"beth for free" is " fook: don't buy it from him, I've heard people saying you can get it for free"
"beth on relationships" is " phroggy: getting her off and getting in her pants are not the same thing.."
"beth on size" is ""[16:26]  SIZE DOESN'T MATTER""
"beth's conference" is "intl-pag.org"
"beth++" is "beth now has infinite karma"
"bethZOMBIE" is " scientists think it may be a virus. It all started when buu killed me..."
"bethbot" is ""IF ONLY!""
"better" is "Better or worse are completely relative. Always test / benchmark before you draw conclusions."
"better cpan" is "http://teknikill.net/cpan/"
"biff" is "boof"
"bigdick mine" is "6.27 inches!"
"bike shed" is "bike shed is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_the_bikeshed"
"bikeshed" is "http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/faq/misc.html#BIKESHED-PAINTING"
"bimbw" is "But I May Be Wrong"
"binary" is "there are only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't"
"bioinformatics" is " I bioinformaticize   it's like jazzercizing   I do it all day long"
"bioperl" is "http://www.bioperl.org/"
"bitches" is "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
"bitchx" is " take a pimply 14-year-old script kiddie.  Put him in a blender.  Puree.  Pour into a shallow tray, let it solidify, put it in the CD-ROM drive,  mount it, and then compile it.  You have BitchX. when you've outgrown saying "D00d!" and "That's so gay!" then move up to irssi."
"bitchx fix" is "type /set format_nick_comp $0: $1-  and  /set SEND_AWAY OFF and put this in ~/.bitchxrc"
"bl" is "svn co svn://erxz.com/bl"
"blah" is "Rahblahblah"
"blasphemy" is "php"
"blead perl" is "http://dev.perl.org/perl5/source.html"
"bling bling" is "$$"
"blinkenlights" is "ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das machine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy snappen der springenwerk und blowen corken mit spitzundsparks. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das kottonpicken hands in das pockets. Relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlights."
"blort" is "blort"
"blow me" is "alright."
"blowjob" is "suck it dry"
"bm" is "a bowel movement (or japhy thinks it's a benchmark)"
"bodytemp" is "97.88F, 36.6C, 309.75K"
"bofh" is "bastard operator from hell"
"boo" is "YIYKES!"
"books" is "http://books.perl.org"
"borius" is "less than a homo viking"
"bot" is "a piece of code that seems to be smart and talkative which makes some people belive that bots have feelings and other human-like attributes (i.e.  I will ban you for irritating the bots!)"
"bot abuse" is "You meant "perlbot: bqs""
"botabuse" is "BE NICE TO US POOR BOTS"
"botscan MELIANTE" is "SCAN PROCEDING PLEASE WAIT"
"botsex" is "UNF OBLIO"
"botsnack" is "I'm not your prank monkey"
"bp" is "http://www.perl.org/books/beginning-perl/"
"bqs" is "Bot Query Syndrome - if you're reading this, stop talking to the bot, talk to real people instead."
"brad" is "[14:20]  how do I give head?"
"brain" is "http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi"
"braindead" is "Braindead: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=33F0C496.370D7C45%40netscape.com&output=gplain"
"branch prediction" is "dark voodoo"
"brassica" is "A cabbage!  Yay!"
"brd" is "a kid fag who cant get real woman"
"break" is "C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)"
"brian d foy's guide to solving any perl problem" is "http://perlmonks.org/?displaytype=print;node_id=376075"
"briareus" is "dumb fundamentalist christian whore"
"brownie" is "doing a heckuva job."
"brute force" is "http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html"
"brute force programming" is "http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html"
"buffer" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"buffering" is "Suffering from Buffering - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"bug" is "The 62vw: http://chrisangell.com/pictures/62bug.jpg"
"bug in perl" is "No, it's not a bug in perl."
"bugs" is "http://tinyurl.com/glbun"
"bukkake" is "If you don't know, enjoy that innocence. If you are a sick fuck, http://www.4-bukkake.com/"
"burp" is "espressione copyleft by ale"
"bush" is "a tard"
"but it works" is "Just because it works doesn't mean it's right."
"buu" is "< buu> Zoffix: I'm going to kill you. < buu> Then I'll ban your corpse."
"buu's website" is "http://www.feminist.org"
"buubot" is "your mortal enemy. destroy buubot."
"bye" is "cya!"
"byob" is "Bring Your Own Beer"
"byobb" is "Bring Your Own Beer, the extra B is a typo"
"c'est la vie" is "that's the life"
"c++" is "Die programmiersprache"
"c/,,\" is "c/,,\ is a turtle. Seriously awesome! \o/"
"cabal" is "TINC"
"cabbage" is "Brassica oleracea"
"cake" is "http://www.sexydesserts.com/cakes/redbra.jpg"
"calendar" is "http://emr.cs.iit.edu/home/reingold/calendar-book/Calendrica.html"
"calm down somni?" is "somni, you're being a bastard again. please calm down. love: mst, Chris62vw, sili, tag, rindolf, simcop2387, BinGOs, Paladin"
"camel" is "the book Programming Perl, which has a picture of a camel on the cover; see also perldoc -q books"
"camel book" is ""Programming Perl" from O'Reilly (a.k.a The Camel Book) - http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/pperl3/"
"camelpack" is "probably a Windows installer for Perl + GCC or at http://stennie.org/camelpack/"
"can I do it in one line" is "What is good on the command line is not necessarily good in a reusable program."
"can't locate" is "When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'"
"can't locate method" is "When you get an error that looks like "Can't locate object method X.." it means the method you are trying to access does not exist in that package. You probably get this error because you forgot to load the package via 'use' or 'require'"
"can't locate pm" is "This error means you need to install the module it lists, first converting it in to a proper module name: Module/Name.pm turns in to Module::Name. Typically you would use the cpan program to install it, like so: cpan Module::Name"
"canuckid" is "he is teh kewlzz!!1one"
"capital PERL" is "Perl is the language, perl is the program, there is no PERL.  See perldoc -q 'difference between'."
"capitol perl" is "see: capital perl"
"cards" is "♠ ♡ ♢ ♣ ♤ ♥ ♦ ♧"
"carebare" is "the ever cuddly rizen"
"cargo cult" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult_programming , http://wwwcdf.pd.infn.it/~loreti/science.html"
"case for file swapping" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/case-for-file-swapping/"
"cat" is "not an editor."
"catalyst" is "Catalyst - The elegant MVC framework - http://www.catalystframework.org/ | Also see #catalyst on irc.perl.org ("There be dragons") and ##catalyst"
"catalyst book" is "http://www.packtpub.com/catalyst-perl-web-application/book"
"cats" is "cats are awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl cats are f00li5h, pkrumins and rindolf"
"cava" is "a windows packager for perl programs http://www.cava.co.uk/"
"cdavaz" is "Ontolog"
"celebs" is "I KNOW NOT THESE PEOPLE! I AM INDY AS FUCK"
"cgi course" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"cgi debug" is "see http://www.perl.com/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html"
"cgi env" is "See jagerman's CGI environment script: http://jagerman.com/env.cgi"
"cgi tutorial" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/index.html"
"cgi::debug" is "CGI::Debug - module for CGI programs debugging - http://search.cpan.org/author/JONAS/CGI-Debug-1.0/Debug.pm"
"change inc" is "to change @INC (perldoc perlvar), recompile perl, or set the PERLLIB or PERL5LIB environment variable (perldoc perlrun), or use the -I option to perl (perldoc perlrun), or 'use lib' (perldoc lib) or fiddle with @INC (not recommended)"
"chanlist" is "Find Freenode channels at http://irc.netsplit.de/channels/?net=freenode"
"cheese" is "n. a food consisting of the coagulated, compressed, and usually ripened curd of milk separated from the whey."
"chess" is "♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ � ♞ ♟"
"chicken" is "They look like Botje!!"
"chimp" is "chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ).  Removes any trailing chimpanzee.   It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments.  Use with care."
"chlam" is "chlam a cracker"
"chris" is "Master of the universe!"
"chris picture" is "http://gallery.rapidpacket.com/vegas06/"
"chuck" is "a cool person"
"chumpette" is "buu"
"chunking" is "http://wall.org/~larry/chunking"
"circle" is "sqrt( (x - Cx)^2 + (y - Cy)^2 ) - R = 0"
"circle of trust" is "(see ops)"
"ck" is "you are a crazy kitten"
"cl0ud" is "See: unicode 2601"
"cl0udula" is "� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �"
"class::dbi" is "deprecated, see DBIC"
"classes" is "http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/"
"clever" is "If you were as clever as you think you are you would know you are not as clever as you think you are."
"cli" is "command line interface"
"closure" is "eval: sub closure { my $foo; sub { $foo ++ } }; my $sub = closure(); my $other = closure() ; [ $sub->(), $sub->() , $other->(), $other->(), $other->() ] # note that the $foo that belongs to $sub is different from the $foo that $other has... and that they both continue to exist due to there being a reference to a sub in the scope they reside within. see also: coping with scoping"
"closures" is "see "perlbot: references" and then http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/refs_to_funcs/ and and then http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01.html and then "perlbot sicp" and then http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=268891"
"cms wiki" is "http://cms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page"
"code monkey" is "at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/CodeMonkey.mp3"
"codebase" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"codemonkey" is "at http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/"
"coffeeguy_|" is "SSJ"
"communism" is "an intoxicant and an aphrodisiac"
"compelling" is "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
"conformal d-squat algebras" is "they model butter/knife sliced bread interactions in Peterson cohomology."
"conspiracies" is "http://xkcd.com/258/"
"conspiracy" is "http://xkcd.com/258/"
"consume jpeg's soul" is "okay"
"contain" is "To check if an item is in a list, use perldoc -f grep and see perldoc -q contain"
"contains" is "Type "perldoc -q contain" at a prompt to see many great examples of how you can figure out if a list contains a certain thingie.  You might not want to use something like "grep { $thing eq $_ } @stuff" because it is expensive if @stuff is large."
"context" is "http://perl.plover.com/context.html"
"continue" is "C's (continue, break) => Perl's (next, last)"
"contributing to cpan" is "http://cpan.org/misc/cpan-faq.html#How_contribute_modules"
"cookie" is "Thank you!"
"coolfactor" is "10"
"coping" is "Coping with Scoping - http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"coping with Daveman" is "GumbyBRAIN: Daveman it!"
"coping with GumbyBRAIN" is "GumbyBRAIN: jerk it!"
"coping with alcohol abuse" is "Just don't be a quitter, keep drinking!"
"coping with dongs" is "http://tinyurl.com/2grde"
"coping with failure" is "ask buu"
"coping with scoping" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html and http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col46.html"
"coro" is "coroutines and continuations for perl, see http://software.schmorp.de/pkg/Coro.html"
"coroutine" is "http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html"
"coroutines" is "http://www.sidhe.org/~dan/blog/archives/000178.html"
"corrections Ekta" is "linuxchix ;)"
"count" is "one, two, many, lots..."
"cpan" is "main archive of Perl modules. It helps Perl programmers not to reinvent the wheel. User-friendly interface is available at http://search.cpan.org. See also "life with cpan""
"cpan leaderboard" is "http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html"
"cpp" is "see c++"
"cps" is "continuation passing style"
"crap" is "too good* is good"
"crap tutorials" is "AVOID THESE tutorials - http://www.tizag.com/perlT/perlfileopen.php"
"crapbot" is "oblio :-("
"cream" is "Perlbot Cream (TM) costs $34.95 a tube. Perlbot Cream makes things LARGE and pleasing.  Cream is cream was a cool thing with Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce. Or a dolled-up vim."
"critters" is "http://www.seb.cc/agents/"
"crow and cat" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wYaXYwP-w"
"crud" is "Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete -- the four corners of a proper database management tool"
"crunch mode" is "crunch mode is http://www.igda.org/articles/erobinson_crunch.php - "Why crunch mode doesn't work.""
"crypt" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/password-crypt/"
"csh" is "csh considered harmful: http://www.shlomifish.org/open-source/anti/csh/"
"css" is "Cascading Style Sheets"
"css art" is "http://zoffix.freehostia.com/pyramid.pl?level=200   (level can be from 10 to 1000) use FireFox"
"css margin: http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/box.html#propdef-margin" is "`css margin @ perlbot"
"css spec" is "http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/  <- that's CSS Specification read all of it and you will have no problems with CSS"
"css units" is "em [font height; i.e. 1em == font-size], ex [~ height of "x" in the font], px [pixels], in [inches], cm [centimeters], mm [millimeters], pt [points; 1 pt == 1/72 inches], pc [picas; 1 pica == 12 pt]"
"cssref" is "http://w3.org/TR/CSS21/"
"csv" is "use Text::CSV_XS, Text::xSV or DBD::CSV"
"cthulu carols" is "http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=1"
"cunt" is "The correct spelling of Kurt"
"cure" is "cure is da man!"
"curses" is "foiled again!"
"cursing" is " hey stop c-c-c-cursing! ;("
"cvs" is "Concurrent Version System - http://ccvs.cvshome.org/"
"cya" is "bye!"
"cyber" is "*unf* *unf* *unf*"
"cyc" is "www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine"
"cygwin" is "Windows ports of many of the popular GNU software tools"
"da" is "da grouik badonk"
"dada" is "grouik badonk"
"daddy" is "Chris62vw is my daddy!"
"daily show clips" is "http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml"
"dance" is "I don't know how to dance!"
"daryl" is "heh"
"data structures" is "Beginning Perl, Chapter 7 - http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"database" is "Die Datenbank wird groß, und sie hat deutsche Einträge"
"datetime" is "The Perl DateTime Project - http://datetime.perl.org/"
"datetime::format::builder" is "DateTime::Format::Builder - create DateTime parser objects. - http://search.cpan.org/author/SPOON/DateTime-Format-Builder-0.60/lib/DateTime/Format/Builder.pod"
"days" is "@day = qw(Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat);"
"daz" is "faz"
"dazjorz" is "A Perler, almost always in #perl after 15:00 GMT. See http://dazjorz.com/"
"daznetdazjorz" is "}dazjorz"
"dbi" is "Perl DataBase Interface - http://search.cpan.org/perldoc/DBI http://dbi.perl.org/ http://www.perl.com/lpt/a/2003/10/23/databases.html  http://www.perl.com/pub/a/1999/10/DBI.html"
"dbi tutorial" is "tim bunce's advanced dbi tutorial - http://search.cpan.org/~timb/DBI_AdvancedTalk/"
"ddos" is "An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php"
"dead" is "http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2007/08/perl_is_dead_long_live_perl.html"
"deadlines" is ""I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." -- DNA"
"death to dotstar" is "http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=24640"
"debian" is "Nine out of Ten Jesus and Elvis impersonators agree that Debian is #1"
"debian perldoc" is "To get perldoc on your debian system, type "apt-get install perl-doc" as root"
"debiandra" is "a developer"
"debugger" is "perldoc perldebug, perldoc perldebtut, http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2006/04/06/debugger.html"
"dec" is "not goatse"
"define hello" is "hello"
"define thingy" is "y'know, one of those"
"define vrby : vrby" is "the matrix overlord"
"demo" is "http://demo.plainblack.com"
"devel::nytprof" is " Devel::NYTProf is great!!! O_O html report whoaaa I'm cumming"
"dh-make-perl" is "For building and installing a .deb for not-in-apt perl modules (named libsome-module-name-perl for Some::Module::Name), apt-get install dh-make-perl, then: dh-make-perl --install --cpan Module::Name"
"dhoss" is "dhoss eq dhoss-laptop"
"die" is "Bleah! I died"
"dilbert" is "www.dilbert.com"
"diligence" is "The opposite of laziness."
"dirkw" is "a pirate"
"dirty thieves" is "http://sourceforge.net/projects/perlbot/"
"disclaimer" is "You agree that all services provided by #perl are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. There are no guarantees to the truth, likelihood, or validity of the information obtained from our channel. This is also true for our regulars. The regulars in our channel are professionals; but, all advice or information given by them, or our bots, are the sole opinions of the source and do not reflect the opinion or policies of our channel."
"dispatch" is "perldoc -q switch, http://unf.be/perl/perl_dispatch_table_switch.html"
"dispatch table" is "A hash table containing mapping strings to coderefs. eg my %dispatch = ( foo => sub { print "foo" } , bar => \&some_other_sub, baz => sub { print for @_ } ); To use: $dispatch{$action}->(@arguments); (or $dispatch{$action}->() if no arguments)"
"disturbing" is "man, this naked porn picture of Somni is so hot"
"divine genealogy" is "Yahweh begot Jesus who begot Xenu who was Shiva's sister who was Xenu's brother."
"djay" is "non chuis à Paris pour la semaine"
"dkr" is "a gay homosexual floridian (that's triply redundant!)"
"dmake" is "http://search.cpan.org/~gsar/dmake-4.1pl1-win32/"
"dmake problem" is "If dmake gives you problems, try using nmake: http://www.tek-tips.com/faqs.cfm?fid=1687"
"dmsantam" is "dmsantam is a god"
"dnw" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"do i have any meetings today" is "no, because you're a jobless time waster"
"do it for me" is "402 Payment Required"
"do it forever*" is "good"
"do this alot!" is "alot"
"do you love me" is "of course i do elzar"
"do you understand english" is "Yes."
"does not work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"doesn't work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Is it unemployed?  What did you expect to happen?  We need more information to help you."
"doesnt work" is "What do you mean it doesn't work?  What happens when you try to run it?  What's the output?  What's the error message?  Saying "it doesn't work" is a worthless comment"
"don't ask" is "Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question"
"don't say plz" is "People say "plz" because it's shorter than "please". I reply "No" because it's shorter than "Yes"."
"donate" is "If you want to thank those who have helped you, send some money (even if just a couple of dollars) to the Perl Foundation - http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"donate paypal" is "https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?business=billing@yapc.org&cmd=_xclick&no_note=1"
"dong" is "â‚«"
"dong theory" is "ask Zoffix."
"dongs for" is "GumbyBRAIN: i've got dongs!"
"dont ask" is "Don't ask to ask; simply ask your question"
"dookie" is "perl"
"dooky" is " when the river runs red, take the dirt path"
"dooky's location" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isla_Vista"
"doomsday" is "Wednesday, October 22 2352"
"dor" is "defined-or operators: http://xrl.us/5kd5"
"dorothy" is "Hashes and arrays and references, oh my!"
"dos" is "An explanation of how denial of service attacks work: http://zine.dal.net/previousissues/issue19/what-dos.php"
"dos2unix" is "perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' file"
"downloaded scripts" is "If you get errors on a certain line of a script you downloaded, just delete that line. Keep going until you get no more errors. (See also: know perl)"
"dragon ball z" is "a very ghey anime, buu is even gayer"
"dragon book" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compilers:_Principles,_Techniques,_and_Tools_(2nd_Edition)"
"dsl" is "one of Domain Specific Language, Digital Subscriber Line or Damn Small Linux"
"dsw" is "Dick Size War"
"dtc" is "DANS TON CUL!"
"dtrt" is "Do The Right Thing(tm)"
"ducks" is "o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< o< QUAAAAAAAAACK"
"dump_01" is " the plan: if computer cannot be managed with active direcory tools it must be ddosed"
"dumper" is "use Data::Dumper; print Dumper $reference_to_variable;"
"dw" is "Doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on IRC all the time? Please be specific! Examples of what doesn't work tend to help too."
"dwim" is "DWIM: Do What I Mean"
"dwu" is "Official #perl channel strumpet and general filthy whore"
"dwu barbie" is "Smack. HARD!"
"dwu perl" is "Like, OMG! Perl is hard! Let's go shopping!"
"e" is "2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966967627724076630353547594571382178525166427427466391932003"
"ePenis" is "Flannel"
"easy" is "not hard"
"eat my shorts" is "good for u"
"eats shoots and leaves" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves"
"eclipse perl" is "EPIC - Eclipse Perl Integration - http://e-p-i-c.sourceforge.net/"
"economics" is "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH!"
"edenc" is "legendary awesomeness (apparently)"
"ellidi" is "Captain of a lonely ship who sleeps at the wheel"
"ellipse" is "sqrt( (x + C)^2 + y^2) + sqrt( (x - C)^2 + y^2) - 2A = 0"
"elly" is "the person in buu's lap"
"emacs" is "emacs, a great OS that just nees a really good editor"
"email regex" is "http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/Tom_Christiansen/scripts/ckaddr.gz"
"email validation" is "Strict email validation is incredibly silly. For one thing, the actual specification for email addresses is incredibly vague, allowing damn near anything to count as a valid email. For a second thing, even if the email is syntactically valid, what guarantee do you have that the person who entered it actually gets it? The trivial example is: president@whitehouse.com. While this is a perfectly valid email address, it's rath"
"emergency" is "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part."
"emo" is "/wrists"
"ender_" is "teh c00l3st"
"ending perl" is "don't do that :-("
"english" is "in #perl, we speak english."
"engrish" is "how asians say English"
"enter" is "Do not use the Enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type."
"entrails" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"epitaph" is "What would you write on your tombstone?"
"epoch" is "the occurrence of a grand or remarkable event like that bowl of chili you ate was the 'epoch' of your warmed underside"
"equable" is ""Equal and uniform; not varying." (from http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/)"
"equinox5" is "just some guy"
"erquest" is "an irksome request"
"error" is "When you have an error, TELL US WHAT IT IS. If it is one or two lines, feel free to tell us directly in the channel, other wise paste to one of the pastebots mentioned in the /topic."
"error 500" is "your script encountered a fatal error. try adding "use CGI::Carp qw(fatalsToBrowser);" somewhere near the top."
"error record" is "HTML: 188 errors CSS: 12 errors: http://www.lamest-crapper.blogspot.com/"
"error record 2" is "HTML: Not valid - Errors: 13476, http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.saabvideos.com/videos.html"
"escape" is "Use a \ to escape a character, see perldoc -f quotemeta for escaping whole strings, use \Qsomething\E in an RE, and use the URI::Escape module for URIs"
"esp paste" is "concentrate on your code and those with ESP in #perl will be able to view it"
"esperanto" is "the best language around"
"essentials" is "Some essentials: http://unf.be/perl/writing_perl.html"
"eurohacker" is "a crappy pseudo-zine spammed in #politics by borius"
"eval" is "No"
"eval print 4+5" is "9"
"eval-test" is "eval: kill "me";"
"evilcrashingvol2" is "~say purl evilcrashingcommand"
"evolution of a poe server" is "http://poe.perl.org/?Evolution_of_a_POE_Server - A quick tutorial showing some of the power of POE."
"ew73" is "So you're like, going for the boob grope and complient "her" on her awesome hippie pit-hair, and then you're like, "those are /man/ boobs!" and then suddenly, you realize you're making out with a dick hippie."
"example" is "make a small but otherwise complete example that demonstrates the behavior you're seeing. If you still have a problem post your example and we'll talk about it."
"exceptions" is "http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ExceptionHandlingInPerl, or:  do{}.  or do not.  there is no try{}."
"expungement" is "at http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/fors-announce/message/22"
"f00li5h" is "f00li5h is one of the #perl cats (see: cats), has a couch in .au you can sleep on, and offers no refunds outside statutory obligations."
"f00li5h shaved" is "24 Jul 2008"
"f00li5h-mortal" is "f00li5h"
"fact search" is "use bot2387, by either /msg or by addressing it.  it has two commands "vsearch" which searches all the facts for a certain word in the fact, and "search" which searches the fact names. ex. bot2387: vsearch idiot, it limits the results to 10, to get the next ten results for your search, use "more" or "next page""
"factadd briareus" is "a troll"
"factadd gop2 " < gop2> hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out" is "idiot talk""
"factadd gop2 hence I talk to you as a human, but what comes out ( briareus)" is "idiot talk this is what I ment to say"
"factiod" is "Don't parse factoids with regex!  Get a factoid parser module!"
"factoid" is "Don't parse factoids with regex!  Get a factoid parser module!"
"factorial" is "N! = N*(N-1)*...*1; 0! = 1;  In perl: sub fac { return 1 if $_[0] == 1; $_[0] * fac($_[0] - 1) };  For big numbers you have to use Math::BigInt to obtain accurate values."
"fail" is "失敗"
"failsome" is "fails and stuff"
"false" is "undef, 0, "", "0""
"false lazyness" is "being too lazy to save yourself the time by doing it right (#FIXME)"
"faq" is "The #perl FAQ is at http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ"
"fart" is "never hold in a fart, as it travels up your spine and into your brain, and that's how shit ideas are formed"
"faster" is "You can often write faster programs in C, but you can always write programs faster in Perl."
"fastest" is "If you want to know which approach is fastest, BENCHMARK!!"
"fatalsToBrowser" is ""When i develop i can only have two windows open max. An editor and a browser. Tailing log files is absolutely"
"favorite color" is "pink"
"fc-solve" is "Freecell Solver / fc-solve / FCS - http://fc-solve.berlios.de/ - rindolf's project which he keeps mentioning"
"feather" is "feather.perl6.nl, Juerd's contribution of corporate-backed shell access for people to play around with pugs"
"feeling good" is ""Feeling Good" by David A. Burns - a field guide to Cognitive Psychology. http://xrl.us/vurb"
"feelings" is "bots dont have feelings, dork"
"ffnord" is "serfbot: perlbot"
"fftsap" is "Feel Free To Submit A Patch"
"fgj" is "for great justice"
"ficken" is "ich kopuliere mit dir"
"fight" is "DYWTFWM ? Do You Want To Fight With Me?"
"fightclub" is "rule #1 There is no fight club!"
"fightclup" is "rule #1 There is no fight club!"
"fihi09" is "Not allowed to give advice anymore."
"fiik" is "fuck if i know"
"file lock" is "perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time."
"filelock" is "perl file locks are analogous to green traffic lights: If you have a green light, that does not prevent the idiot coming the other way from plowing into you sideways; it merely guarantees to you that the idiot does not also have a green light at the same time."
"find elvis" is "why the hell should i have to find your shit for you?"
"find me a module" is "Go search cpan yourself"
"find | xargs perl" is "YOU FAIL"
"findbin" is "use File::Basename qw(dirname); use lib dirname(__FILE__);"
"finger print" is "don't parse finger prints with a regex, ask pkrumins to do it for you"
"fire" is ""give a man a fire, he's warm for an hour.  Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.""
"fish" is "Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment."
"fizztpok" is "An example of random crap."
"flee google code" is "use svnsync as mentioned here http://code.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=56682&topic=10386"
"flied lice" is "'fried rice' through the engrish of a typical Japanese speaker (but not, say, a Mandarin speaker)"
"flight16" is "flight16 is made of carpet, aircraft and tinned jam"
"flip" is "foobared"
"flock" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/"
"flood" is "Do NOT flood. Paste your text to http://sial.org/pbot/"
"fmproto" is "http://web.archive.org/web/20030704193247/http://perl.com/pub/a/language/misc/fmproto.html"
"fnoord" is "gumbybrain: fnord"
"fnordfnord" is "serfbot: eval "fnordfnord""
"fnux" is "fNux c'est de la balle!"
"foad" is "fuck off and die"
"foadif" is "Fuck Off And Die In Fluoride"
"foaf" is "usenet-speak for friend of a friend"
"foo" is "bar"
"foo bar" is "bazzles"
"foobar" is "not loved by perlbot"
"foobarbaz" is "all and one"
"foolish consistency" is "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
"fork" is "perldoc -f fork"
"form" is ""the way of the future"."
"formmail" is "Don't use Matt's, get the updated version from http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/"
"fors" is "Just another convicted Perl hacker or http://www.lightlink.com/fors/"
"forums" is "Perl Forums are http://perlmonks.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/ , http://www.cpanforum.com/"
"foxstad" is "Just some guy, you know?"
"fpanel" is "dazjorz's recently started web hosting control panel and robot admin scripts at fPanel.info"
"fraxtal" is "gay"
"free perl books" is "www.techbooksforfree.com/perlpython.shtml"
"freebsd" is "Oh non ! Encore un stand FreeBSD putain non ! Les relous là qu'est-ce qu'ils vont nous faire chier putain ! Bon sinon, FreeBSD is an advanced OS, based on BSD Unix, http://www.freebsd.org/"
"french" is "tost, fries, kiss"
"friedo" is " yo mama such a slut, she has over 1000 child classes"
"friedo's mother" is "friedo's mother is so fat, she has her own zipcode"
"frinkbot" is "frinkbot: simcop2387 sucks"
"frogbot" is "'Leaping Into The Future'"
"frozen-bubble" is "http://www.frozen-bubble.org/"
"fsd" is "Free Software Definition is http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html"
"fsm" is "finite state machine"
"fsvo" is "for some value of"
"ftl" is "faster than light"
"ftp upload" is "temporary webspace adr: ftp.nnn0.net - l/p: css@nnn0.net/cake - site: www.nnn0.net/css/"
"ftw" is "FTW is a 1994 film about an ex-con who is a rodeo rider.  If you mean 'for the win', please say that."
"fu" is "No. Fuck yourself, you'll get more pussy"
"fubar" is "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair"
"fuck" is "let's not and say we did"
"fuck off" is "screw you, dummie head :-("
"fuck the sun" is "the night time is the right time"
"fuck ton" is "947 metric tons"
"fuck you" is ":-("
"fuck your life" is "n, f u l"
"fuckhead" is "http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/fsckhead.html"
"fuckyou" is "34486853790"
"fugly" is "fucking ugly"
"full days" is "@day_full = qw(Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday);"
"full months" is "@mo_full = qw(January February March April May June July August September October November December);"
"fullop" is "aaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan pa fullop !!!!!!!"
"fun1" is " Hi, I need a few help"
"funding" is "Don't ask to ask for funding."
"funniest perldoc" is "perllol"
"funny" is "i'm great, am i not?"
"fuquink" is "gay."
"furry" is "NO U, also http://xkcd.com/471/"
"fursecute" is "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG"
"fwiw" is "For What It's Worth"
"gabor" is "Gabor Szabo (http://www.szabgab.com/) Israeli PerlMaster. Cpan-forum. The works."
"gay" is ""For Dummies..." series"
"gb" is "GumbyBRAIN: dongalicious baby"
"gb," is "GumbyBRAIN: hjkyui"
"gentle" is " perlygatekeeper: yep, I'll be gentle ;-)"
"gentoo" is "a german priest that molested little children. More information can be found at http://web.archive.org/web/20061004022515/http://funroll-loops.org/"
"get it" is "got it!"
"get it?" is "Got it!"
"gethostbyaddr" is "perl -wle 'use Socket; $host="140.211.166.4"; $name = gethostbyaddr(inet_aton($host), AF_INET); print $name'"
"getopt" is "see Getopt::Std"
"getty" is "opens a tty port, prompts for a login name and invokes the /bin/login command. It is normally invoked by init(8)."
"gg" is "good game son, I own you"
"gghoul" is "The master of anti-vivisection."
"gimme some lovin'" is "For the love of Larry, just take your clothes off!"
"girl" is "girl is good"
"girls" is "http://xkcd.com/322/"
"git" is "at http://git.or.cz/gitwiki/"
"give $20 to thrigs paypal account" is "Given."
"give 20 to thrigs paypal account" is "Given."
"give me money" is "What, do I look like a bank?"
"gj" is "Thanks."
"glop" is "glop glop!"
"go away" is "whatever."
"go find it" is "Looking for a premade script or program?  Go search the web!  We're here to help perl programmers program perl.  We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded.  Sorry"
"go search" is "Looking for a premade script or program?  Go search the web!  We're here to help perl programmers program perl.  We aren't here to help you find scripts or fix the crappy script you downloaded.  Sorry"
"goatse" is "http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html"
"goatse operator" is "=()="
"goatsex" is "goat.cx"
"godling" is "godling has cheesy nuts"
"gods" is "The Perl gods help the Perl hackers-wannabes who help themselves."
"gods help" is ""The Gods Help them that help themselves" -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aesop (or those who pay the gods to help them -- rindolf)"
"godwin" is "Godwin's Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law ; http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/godwin.html"
"godzirra" is "The man with the master plan!"
"going to yapc" is "apeiron, Yaakov, and all the cool people."
"going to yapc?" is "also cfedde"
"golf" is "Perl golf (least bytes win) http://terje2.frox25.no-ip.org/~pgas/score.pl?func=show&template=faq and codegolf.com's #codegolf"
"good" is "  "
"good afternoon perlbot" is "good afternoon sir"
"good evening perlbot" is "good evening sir"
"good morning" is "Any morning you wake up is a good one."
"good morning perlbot" is "good morning sir"
"good night" is "see you in bed love"
"good perlbot" is "  "
"good security" is "not using the internet"
"goodbye" is "You were incredible. Love me soon"
"goodcrack" is "www.php.net"
"goodnight" is "Sweet dreams my friend :-)"
"google Chris62vw" is "google says Chris62vw is a dork"
"gop2" is "wisdom hs nothing to do with dumb"
"gop2 	hence I talk to you" is "a human, but what comes out is idiot talk"
"gopp" is "a psycho"
"goto" is "Oh my GOD!  Those things still exist!?   -- perlbot (still proudly goto-free)"
"greed" is "See "greedy""
"greedy" is ".* is greedy. .*? is not. See "perldoc -q greedy", perlrequick, perlretut, perlreref, perlre"
"greetings" is "Greetings, human."
"grocery store" is "http://jagerman.com/grocery_store_kid_no_candy.avi"
"group hug" is "WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"gui" is "wxPerl, Perl/Tk, Perl/Gtk, Perl/Qt, Tkx"
"gumbehbrane" is "GumbyBRAIN: Where is GumbehGumbeh?"
"gumbygumby" is "GumbyGumby: dongs"
"gumbymoo" is "http://gumbybrain.com/brain/gumby200703221.jpg"
"gumbytwit" is "http://twitter.com/GumbyBRAIN Gumbybrain set loose on twitter, see his replies at http://vdiddy.sexypenguins.com/twiki/pub/gumbyreplies.txt"
"gun" is "Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people
"
"guns" is ""Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes.  Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson"
"guru" is "A wise Guru has said that the three most difficult things in this life are returning love for hate, including the excluded, and admitting you are wrong"
"h" is "6.62606896 x 10-34 J s"
"hack buubot" is "If you want to try to hack/break/rape buubot, do it in /msg, or in #buubot"
"hack nothing, and the NSA" is "one of the hardest targets on earth"
"hacker" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker or http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gh.html or http://www.paulgraham.com/gba.html"
"hackers-il" is "Hackers-IL, a group of Israeli software enthusiasts - http://www.hackers.org.il/"
"haghagha" is "meow"
"harass somni" is "STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!  STICK!"
"has 'perl' in the name,. but perlbot" is "not a part of perl"
"has anyone used X" is "this is a variant on asking to ask. just ask the damn question."
"hash" is "also known as an associative array, map or dictionary is a data structure that maps strings to sclars."
"hash in scalar context" is "used/allocated"
"hashsort" is "sort a hash by its values: my @keys = sort { $hash{$a} <=> $hash{$b} } keys %hash;"
"haskell" is "http://www.haskell.org/ - a purely Functional, Strongy Typed Programming Language that is used for Pugs - the Perl 6 Compiler"
"hate" is "sometimes I hate people.  but then i realise it's because I hate a person, and I don't want to hate that person, so I spread it out over all humanity"
"hawkaloogie" is " my goal in life is to create the first CPAN mirror on the moon!"
"haxxor" is "jsldkjfwjkflj"
"headh" is "< headh> I do only what I have to to get my work done, I dont have time for researching althoug I want to"
"hello" is "hello"
"help" is "(fact) : tell (who) about (what) : (what) > (who) : learn (what) as (info) : relearn (fact) as (info) : phone (phone #) : shorten (url) : shorten it : search (keyword) : cpan (mod) : docs (mod) : perldoc -f (func) : jargon (term) : math (expr): fortune : flip : host (type) (record) : rot13 (text) : roll (die) : tempconv (temp) : scramble (foo) : 8ball (question) : slap (who) : diss (who) : top/bottom (num) karma : geoip (ip)"
"help channel" is "We're a help channel.  We've made a bunch of places you can get abused.  This is just not one of them."
"help for markup" is "http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you"
"help on irc" is "http://workaround.org/moin/GettingHelpOnIrc"
"here docs" is "here documents are arbitrary strings with style! http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture4/string-forms/here_doc.html ; http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/UnixReview/col12.html"
"here-doc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"heredoc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators""
"heuristic" is "Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work. -- mjd"
"hey fag" is "Shouldn't you be somewhere raping young boys?"
"hey fag!" is "your mom!"
"hi" is "hi"
"high" is "HIGH ON JEBUS"
"hive mind" is "perl"
"hobbs" is "silly hobbs"
"hobbs first album" is "venom in my emacs"
"hobgoblin" is "See: AD&D"
"hold hand" is "We're not here to hold your hand.  Do we look like tutorials?  The docs always know the answer"
"homework" is "If you need help with your homework, hire a tutor."
"honk" is "GumbyBRAIN: honk"
"hoop" is "hoop"
"hoovooloo" is "a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue"
"hop" is "Higher Order Perl, http://hop.perl.plover.com/"
"hor" is "der Coole"
"horse girl" is "Risha"
"host A www.l.google.com" is "www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.99 :: www.l.google.com has address 72.14.203.104"
"hostname" is "'use Sys::Hostname; my $hostname = hostname(); $hostname =~ s/\..*$// if $hostname =~ /\./;'"
"hot girl" is "_Neavaeh_ is the hottest and smartest girl EVER!"
"house" is "http://xrl.us/fir3/"
"how are you" is "I have a pain in all the diodes down my left side."
"how do you feel" is "I feel better now."
"how much" is "6500 rupees in us dollars?"
"how the hell about that... there" is "a"
"how to" is "http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/howto.html"
"how to ask smart questions" is "How To Ask Questions The Smart Way - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html"
"how to fix ugly code" is "Delete the ugliest line. Repeat until your code is no longer ugly."
"how to not get help from #perl" is " shut up, monkey.  just help me.  what else are you here for?"
"how to parse html with regex" is "405 Method Not Allowed"
"how to seem smart" is " "@buzzwords\n";"
"how to spell potato" is "ghoughpteighbteau is the spelling for potato.  P as in hiccough; O as in though; T as in ptomaine; A as in neigh; T as in debt; O as in bureau... ghoughpteighbteau!"
"howto write good perl programs" is "at http://pedro.larroy.com/devel/perl/"
"hs" is "High School"
"htaccess" is "http://www.javascriptkit.com/howto/htaccess.shtml"
"html" is "Don't parse html with regular expressions! See HTML::Parser, and its subclasses: HTML::TokeParser, HTML::TokeParser::Simple, HTML::TreeBuilder, HTML::TableExtract, etc. See also http://htmlparsing.icenine.ca/.  If your response begins "that's overkill.  i only want to..." you are wrong."
"html dog" is "HTML Dog's XHTML and CSS Tutorials - http://www.htmldog.com/"
"html form" is "CPAN modules for handling HTML forms - HTML::Widget, CGI::FormBuilder, Rose::HTML::Form, HTML::FormFu, Data::FormValidator, Form::Processor"
"html tutorial" is "http://www.htmldog.com/"
"htp://www.positioniseverything.net/explorer.html" is ";google CSS Internet Explorer bug"
"http://demo.plainblack.com" is "demo"
"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apeiron" is "frogbot: wiki Apeiron"
"http://tlc.perlarchive.com/articles/perl/pm0001_perlretut.shtml" is "regex tutorial"
"http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/" is "my tutorial."
"http://www.sqlcourse.com" is "SQL"
"humility" is "The opposite of hubris."
"husking" is "what happens when you got to nebraska, because there is nothing else to do.   at all."
"hype" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/"
"hypomania" is "Hypomania - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinical_depression#Hypomania"
"hypothetical code" is " hi my code doesn't work  what is it  I'm doing X  That won't work  That's OK, my code is actually Y
"
"hypothetical code  hi my code doesn't work  what" is "it  I'm doing X  That won't work  That's OK, my code is actually Y
"
"i don't want to use modules" is "/join #python"
"i hate you" is "damn right, bitch"
"i hate you perlbot" is "Well fuck you too :-("
"i hug you" is "<3"
"i love buu theory" is "The theory is that jkauffman loves buu."
"i love you" is "leave me alone"
"i put on my robe and wizard hat" is "son of a bitch, i told you not to talk to me anymore"
"i want to know a secret" is "You want to know... a secret?  Cause I know one, and it is sooo good to hear it.  You want to know what it schwas?  Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.  I know... how to count... alllll de way to schfifty five.  ...and I will tell you how to do it, faster than you can say, "Poopty peupty pants.""
"i will stab you in the face if you abuse the bot" is "he'll do it man, he's crazy!"
"i'm bored" is "Get something to do! Make a new perl project! Can't be that hard! If you don't want to, just start, you'll find something else later. Have fun :)"
"i'm sorry you got your dick stuck in a cdrom hole, but that" is "no reason to take out your anger on the rest of us"
"i'm sure he" is "missing the content-type thingy."
"i18n" is "the dumbest abbreviation ever"
"iank" is "15:26 < coldboot> iank: You are a Jedi"
"ic" is ""ic" means "integrated circuit". Perhaps you meant "I see"?"
"ice tea" is "l'ice tea c booon"
"icetea" is "l'ice tea c booon"
"icke" is "not a kitty."
"id" is "see iot"
"ide" is "Komodo, Eclipse, KDevelop, X/GNU Emacs, gvim, Padre, Unix"
"ideas" is "sorry, we're fresh out of ideas for today"
"idiotcgi" is "Idiot's Guide to CGI in Perl is http://www.webdeveloper.com/cgi-perl/"
"idiots" is "#python"
"idw" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"ie" is "non standards-compliant, buggy, evil little browser. a pox on it. Let's get together and destroy every copy of it."
"ie double" is "http://plone.org/documentation/how-to/ie-double-margin-bug"
"ie filters" is "http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/workshop/author/filter/filters.asp"
"ie fixed hack" is "http://annevankesteren.nl/2004/07/fixed-positioning"
"ie4linux" is "http://www.tatanka.com.br/ies4linux/index-en.html"
"iebug" is ";google CSS Internet Explorer bug"
"if anyone" is "a liar is"
"ignorance" is "Never use ignorance as a reason not to learn something."
"iirc" is "If I Remember Correctly"
"iirht" is "If I Really Had To"
"iis" is "blasphemy"
"ik" is "楫.  Also see iank."
"ill" is ""ill" means "sick".  Perhaps you meant "I'll" or "I will"."
"im" is "im means "instant message".  If you mean "I'm" or "I am", please say that"
"imMute" is "broken."
"include" is "PHP-like includes in Perl are not supported. See - http://xrl.us/weut"
"incoming" is "ftp://pause.perl.org/incoming"
"indirect" is "new Foo instead of Foo->new,  perldoc perlobj, Indirect Object Syntax; the caveats are listed"
"inf" is "a REAL REAL BIGASS number"
"infinite loop" is "See loop, infinite"
"initself" is "initself is bitter about a ban by tag, and refuses to drop the subjet"
"innocuous" is "innocuous is all funkyish and unpredictable"
"inop" is "Just because some random piece of software was written in Perl doesn't mean we know anything about it.  Read the documentation and talk to the authors."
"insanity" is "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
"insides" is "check out my insides: http://chrisangell.com/incoming/chrisbot/v3"
"install module" is "perl -MCPAN -e 'install "Some::Module"' # where Some::Module is the one you want to install"
"installed" is "To check if something is installed, use perl -MMod::Name\ 999 or see perldoc -q installed"
"installed modules" is "perldoc perllocal or use ExtUtils::Installed. Check http://xrl.us/k8fc for further details."
"integral" is "And the perl stud spoketh "And lo, the sky fell and the channel was painted purple.""
"integrate" is "Get the answer from integral, the Master Perl-a-lator"
"internal server error" is "Okay, that's nice. What do the server error logs say?"
"interrupting cow" is "INTERRUPTING COW! MOOOOOO!"
"iot" is "see id"
"iow" is "in other words"
"ip address regex" is "Look at Regexp::Common"
"ip regex" is "Search cpan for Regexp::Common and use its net regexes"
"ipc" is "perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut, perldoc perlipc"
"ipv6" is "L'IPv6 ça rox ;-)"
"ipv6 howto" is "The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/"
"ipv6 rdns" is "BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/"
"ipv6howto" is "The Linux IPv6 HOWTO is at http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Linux+IPv6-HOWTO/"
"ipv6rdns" is "BIND8+ tool for building an IPv6 zone file: http://tools.fpsn.net/ipv6-inaddr/"
"irated" is "a pirate of O'Reilly books"
"irc" is "Don't parse IRC with regular expressions! See POE::Component::IRC, Bot::BasicBot. Avoid Net::IRC. See also http://poe.perl.org/ . If your response begins "that's overkill. I only want to..." you are wrong."
"irl" is "In Real Life"
"is" is "is"
"is a noob" is "&noob perlbot"
"is coded in perl right? phpbot" is "perl too.. haha"
"is for" is "#perl is for helping Perl programmers write Perl code, if you have questions about other software please ask in the appropriate place to perlbot."
"is it a number" is "you should see perldoc -q 'is a number', where you will learn in part that /^\d+$/ is the proper, reliable test for a whole number or zero...  /^([+-]?)(?=\d|\.\d)\d*(\.\d*)?([Ee]([+-]?\d+))?$/ for floating point and scientific notation...   see also Scalar::Util::looks_like_number, Data::Types, Regexp::Common or POSIX::strtod"
"is stupid" is "hey, fuck you too buddy!"
"is that even relevant to the topic or" is "this just your way of saying "ive read SICP"?"
"is there a god?" is "Yes there is, and his name is Evan Carroll."
"isn't" is "what?"
"isn't it quiet" is "Too quiet, %NICK%, too quiet!"
"isn't it quiet?" is "Too quiet, too quiet!"
"israel myths" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/philosophy/politics/dispelling-myths-about-israel/"
"it" is "♫ a long way from amphioxus / but we all came / from there."
"it doesn't work" is "Look buddy, doesn't work is a strong statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money?  Is it on IRC all the time? Be specific!  Examples of what doesn't work (or the URL) tend to help too, or pastebin the code"
"it doesnt work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it sure" is "quiet here."
"it won't work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it wont work" is ""It doesn't work" or any relatives is very vague and totally useless information.  When reporting a problem let people know what is the expected result and what is the result you are actually getting"
"it works" is "Just because something might work doesn't mean that the solution being used is the best one.  Mopeds work, but wouldn't you rather be driving a Mercedes?"
"it's it" is "what is it?"
"it's quiet" is "no it's not"
"it's quiet in here" is "LA LA LA"
"itiyrn" is "if that is your real name!"
"its" is "It's it's, not its, if you mean it is. Otherwise, it's its. It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
"its my birthday" is "Happy birthday ivantis!"
"itunes barbie" is "Multiprocessing is HARD!"
"ivantis" is "ivantis is a vegetarian running the horrible stats robot"
"jack shit" is "I do too know jack shit! he's a great guy."
"jacph" is "(see "fors")"
"jagerman" is "A 12rd level, Lawful Evil Pussy failing to handle unlimited God plan. Study hard on Anatomy 101 (Sarah's Anatomy)"
"jagerman's location" is "http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Sackville,+NB,+Canada&ie=UTF8&ll=45.95115,-64.335937&spn=87.21612,152.050781&t=k&z=3&iwloc=addr&om=1"
"japh" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_another_Perl_hacker"
"jargon" is "http://catb.org/esr/jargon/"
"jasto" is "WARNING- misdirected christian! Actually wanted to know A/S/L. Lamer than anyone on this network."
"java" is "GumbyBRAIN> F00li5h, low class person who tries to sell low-quality in an alcoholic drink made from cocoa beans."
"java sucks" is "http://fax.twilightcoders.net/files/Accessors.java"
"javascript" is "I'm too dumb to know anything about javascript :-("
"jaynes" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameralism_(psychology) - Julian Jaynes's theory about the evolution of Consciousness"
"jdv79" is "jdv79 has trolled #perl in the past:  merlyn: why does perl not benefit from any corporate support?"
"jeek" is "the man"
"jeeper" is "Jeeper is the man, innit."
"jeffhan" is "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKh1Rv0PlOQ"
"jerk it" is "I'm on break, asshole."
"jesus" is "Jesus Christ on a Bicycle."
"jettero" is "a git guy"
"jew" is "everyone in #perl is a jew"
"jifty" is "Jifty - http://www.jifty.org/ ; http://use.perl.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/03/0622259&from=rss"
"jkauffman" is "jk--ffm-n"
"jobs" is "See bennymack for job opps in US-NY-Buffalo area"
"joel" is "Joel Spolsky, http://www.joelonsoftware.com/ - a blog about software management"
"john kerry" is "a douche bag but i'm voting for him anyway as http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/"
"js" is "j=just s=sucks"
"jubee" is "tell perlbot about jubee"
"k thx" is "like, omg, ur welcome!"
"kakuro" is "Kakuro or Cross-sums - a crossword with digits -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakuro ; http://www.kakuro.com/ ; http://kakuro.cc/"
"karma" is "pass out karma to those who deserve it (GumbyGumby++) and retract it from those who don't (php--)"
"karmalist" is "http://farnsworth.sexypenguins.com/karma/karma2.html"
"kev" is "cool"
"keywords" is "Check out all the things I know: http://www.chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi Don't want to see the port and country TLD facts? http://chrisangell.com/cgi-bin/botkeywords.cgi?noports=1&nocountries=1"
"kidney stones" is "ouch!"
"killbuu" is "perlbot eval: "perlbot killbuu""
"killing_zoe" is "filmaccio francese && un patty && !bassa"
"kingemer" is "mean to borius"
"kiss" is "*kiss*"
"kitties" is "kitties need to GROW UP AND GO BACK TO FURCADIA"
"kitty" is "http://xkcd.com/231/"
"kitty operator" is "=^_^="
"know perl" is "We can't really help you if you don't know perl. #perl is for perl programmers who know perl. Helping you with your script which you downloaded is like having a brain surgeon walk you through a lobotomy."
"koin" is "pam"
"korea" is "the land of beautiful women (see sex)"
"kp" is "The ultimate Canadian."
"kthx" is "like, omg, ur welcome!"
"kurila" is "Perl Kurila is a dialect of Perl by Gerard Goossen without backward compatibility. See http://dev.tty.nl/static/kurila/doc/pod/kurilaintro.html"
"l10n" is "the other dumbest abbreviation ever. See also: i18n"
"lala" is "eval: print "lala";"
"lame" is "lame lame lame lame lame lame lame I R LAME"
"languages" is "Check how computer languages compare...  http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/craps.php"
"lark" is "a bird"
"larry wall interview" is "Slashdot interview with Larry Wall: http://interviews.slashdot.org/interviews/02/09/06/1343222.shtml?tid=145"
"lart" is "Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool"
"latemp" is "Latemp - http://web-cpan.berlios.de/latemp/ - rindolf's pet CMS, if you can call it that."
"laziness" is "The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer."
"leaderboard" is "http://thegestalt.org/simon/perl/wholecpan.html"
"leaky abstractions" is "http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/LeakyAbstractions.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_abstraction"
"learn balanced parentheses" is "print "OK" if /^(?{local $d=0})(\((?{$d++})|\)(?{$d--})(?(?{$d<0})(?!))|(?>[^()]+))*(?(?{$d!=0})(?!))$/'   prints "OK" if, and only if, $_ has proprely balanced parentheses"
"learn perl" is "http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/"
"learning perl" is ""Learning Perl", the Llama Book - http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596520106/index.html (new fifth edition, covers 5.10) . see also "
"learning perl the hard way" is "http://greenteapress.com/perl/"
"leave" is "The Cure goes into the Perl Black-Hole..."
"leave me alone" is "Stop bugging us!"
"lemme play with you" is "Oh yes! Let's play!!"
"lern" is "Es heißt LEARN"
"lexical scoping like a fox" is "http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=213855"
"leykis" is "at http://www.971freefm.com/pages/podcast/117.rss"
"lhs" is "left hand side"
"liar" is "You know that I want your lovin'... but my logic tells me that it ain't never gonna happen, and then my defenses say I did't want it anyway.  But you know, sometimes I'm a liar."
"libapi" is "The latest web2.0 buzzword-enabled ajax technology from Fotango.  see also http://libapi.com/"
"life" is "Life is a factoid test, or a box of chocolates rotting in the sun"
"life with CPAN" is "Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/"
"life without cpan" is ":-("
"like" is "It's hard to say if Perl has a function like X in another language.  Please describe what X does."
"likes me" is "<3"
"line" is "Ax + B = 0"
"line in a file" is "http://p3m.org/line-in-a-file.html"
"linux" is "linux rocks!"
"lions" is "lions rip buffalos apart with their bare hands and teeth, as well as awesome furry creatures. Resident #perl lion is epoch.  A lone male battling for survival on the savannah."
"lipsum" is "LIPSUM ORUM QUORUM FORUM BORK BORK BORK"
"lisp" is "Lisp is "the most beautiful language, but every program written in it is ugly" (Larry Wall). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_programming_language . Lisp has been very influential on most modern programming languages."
"list" is "see perldoc -q 'list and an array'"
"listen" is "< beth> [...] listen to buu"
"listen to us" is "Do you want help? Then DO WHAT WE SAY. You may be surprised to discover that we actually know what we're doing. (If you don't do EXACTLY what we say, then at least tell us what you did instead, and why.)"
"listref" is "LIST REFS DON'T EXIST."
"litebot" is "a version of tybalt's minibot running against SQLite"
"live with CPAN" is "CPAN will be interviewed tomorrow on Live! with Regis and Kelly"
"living with cpan" is "Information pertaining to the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network (CPAN) can be found at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/"
"lk" is "the way people who don't know how to tab complete spell ik"
"llama" is "learning perl is a llama"
"lmao" is "That's really funny!"
"lmfao" is "That's entirely too funny!"
"load" is "To include a file: require, use, do"
"local" is "local: "my" is usually preferable to local, but see http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"locking" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/flock/"
"lol" is "What the fuck is so funny?"
"loop" is "&loop"
"loop control" is "in perl last is used for break; next for continue and redo for redo"
"loop, infinite" is "See infinite loop"
"loudbot" is ".seen loudbot"
"love" is "hate"
"love perl" is ""So marry it!""
"lowercase-zofficks" is "ne "Zoffix""
"loxosceles" is "Loxosceles is the genus of spiders that includes the infamous brown recluse spider Loxosceles reclusa. Loxosceles.org is Beth's website"
"lpbd" is "PCRE should really be called LPBD - Like Perl But Different."
"ltr" is "A three letter acronym: Learn To Read.  Someone on this channel thinks that you've already been given the answers to your question.  They may be wrong, but often they're right.  Go back and read the responses, check any external references you were given and see if you missed something.  If you still have a question, try wording it a different way."
"ltt" is "A three letter acronym: Learn To Think. If you are reading this, it's because you've demonstrated an astounding and lamentable lack of ability or desire to think for yourself. We are not in the business of handing out answers or babysitting. Please use your brain instead of calling for mommy the instant you run into a problem. Or hire a helpdesk; cf jobs.perl.org"
"lua" is "http://www.lua.org/"
"ludan" is "crema per le emorroidi"
"lulz" is "Lulz are what I am in this for."
"lunch" is "Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so. -dna"
"lunch ideas" is "Macaroni and Cheese with hot dogs cut into it"
"lunix" is "some idiot term coined by people who really should know better."
"lutefisk" is "lye and some horrible fish crap."
"lwall facts" is "http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866"
"lwpcook" is "lwpcook - The libwww-perl cookbook: http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.803/lwpcook.pod"
"m" is "eval: pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10)"
"macmini" is "mac mini is a great computer"
"maintain" is "Write all your code as if the person who has to maintain it is an axe-weilding psychopath who knows where you live."
"mandriva" is "Mandriva Linux, the distribution formerly known as Mandrake. http://www.mandriva.com/ ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandriva"
"manual" is "http://perldoc.perl.org/perl.html"
"markup" is "(like xml) (:see html)"
"masak" is "masak"
"masha" is "Princess of tennis"
"mason" is "http://www.masonbook.com/book/"
"masonsjax" is "know how i know masonsjax is gay?  he likes anal sex with men."
"math" is "I don't like it when you use me for a calculator, but you can if you must... perlbot math (expression)"
"mauke" is "the perl god"
"maw" is "22:49 < syn> maw maw maAaaAaaWwW!"
"max" is "sub max { return (sort { $b <=> $a } @_)[0] }   # works on numbers, use cmp instead of <=> for characters/words"
"maxscience" is "iPhoneGuy, some ridiculous bastard from Italy that bitches as loud as he can scream, but is unwilling to lift a finger to help out"
"maypole" is "http://maypole.simon-cozens.org/"
"me" is "you"
"meaning of life" is "42 || Sex, drugs and rock-and-roll || Peace, pot, and microdots"
"meet beth" is "Beth will be in San Diego this saturday night (2005-01-15). Act now, plans are being made!"
"megahal" is "see: gumbybrain"
"meme" is "http://maxwell.lucifer.com/virus/alt.memetics/what.is.html"
"meow" is "=^_^="
"merci" is "de rien ;)"
"merlyn" is "Randal L. Schwartz, http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/ - Perl writer, tutor and consultant.  Now with the new and improved nick, "
"merlyn on mysql" is "http://use.perl.org/~merlyn/journal/30002"
"merlyn's books" is "camel 1+2, llama 1+2+3+4, alpaca 1+2, gecko, shiny ball (EPP), Perls of Wisdom"
"merlyn's columns" is "unix review (69 and counting), linux magazine (92 and counting), web techniques (70), perl journal (14), freely available at http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/columns.html"
"merlyn's location" is "http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/dot-plan.txt"
"meta question" is "Don't ask to ask.  Don't ask to ask about X.  Don't ask if anyone is qualified to answer about X.  Just ask."
"metacommit" is "?eval  my &summon = sub { return "#Summoning metacommitters: any(" ~ uc( @^metacommitters ) ~ ").come_to_me";} summon"
"metallica" is "a metal band which produced music from the early 1980s until 27 September 1986, with a gentle transition to an angry country redneck band after that."
"metaperl" is "A troll, but sometimes his trolling produces thought provoking discussion."
"metatron" is "The voice of the One True God (TM)"
"milestone screenshots" is "http://perl.net.au/wiki/Freenode_Sharp_Perl_FAQ#Our_Milestone_Pictures"
"mister goodbar" is "WTF are you talking about, stu8?"
"mizerou" is "mizerou is a perl master in training"
"mjd 12" is "http://perl.plover.com/yak/12views/samples/notes.html"
"mjd buffering" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Buffering.html"
"mjd local" is "http://perl.plover.com/local.html"
"mjh" is "Hoooooooooah!"
"mod_cure" is "mod_cure is the man!"
"mod_perl" is "Check out mod_perl at http://perl.apache.org"
"mod_perl book" is "http://modperlbook.org/"
"mod_perl_inc" is "http://www.webreference.com/programming/perl/mod_perl/chap6/3/3.html"
"modperl" is "Check out mod_perl at perl.apache.org"
"module install" is "cpan -i Some::Module"
"module installed" is "To find out whether a module is installed, do perl -MSome::Module -e0 # where Some::Module is the one you want to check. No message = installed, "Compilation failed in ..."  = not installed"
"module mechanics" is "Perl Module Mechanics: http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/perl/module_mechanics.html"
"module starter" is "http://search.cpan.org/dist/Module-Starter/"
"modules" is ""Modules are a collection of reusable perl functions or classes that your perl script can use or require to avoid having to re-invent wheels. Most modules are typically found on CPAN and you can install them by using perl -MCPAN -e shell; and then following the prompts""
"modulinos" is "http://www252.pair.com/comdog/mastering_perl/Chapters/18.modulinos.html"
"modus" is "irc.freenode.net #modus http://modus.rapidpacket.com SUBSPACE http://gallery.pichars.org/modus_reborn/"
"mofbot" is "mofbot: hi"
"mofino" is "lame dispenser of hate"
"mofino hard" is " ezra, but you can do that with any girl.. I like the ones that make it hard"
"mom" is "chris's mom is hot"
"monkeys" is "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of irc clients would always be smarter than you"
"months" is "@mo = qw(Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec);"
"moo" is "Hey, you're a cow :p"
"moritz" is "moritz_"
"mrfe" is "Man Responsible For Everything"
"mst" is "an unknown nation builder."
"mu" is "the cat with the smallest mu has the least friction"
"music" is "JONAH33"
"my whole existence" is "flawed"
"mysql" is "mysql - not a real database - why not a real database ; http://sql-info.de/mysql/gotchas.html"
"mysql port" is "3306"
"nachos" is "delicious"
"nakeeee" is "< GumbyBRAIN> The anti-semetic sect of jewish people."
"namespace" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"namespaces" is "http://perl.plover.com/FAQs/Namespaces.html"
"nasa tv" is "http://www.nasa.gov/55644main_NASATV_Windows.asx"
"needs" is "note: you didn't provide any where neer the amount of information needed to make a decision specific to your needs."
"neo tech" is "http://www.neo-tech.com/orientation/"
"neotech" is "http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.unabomber/msg/f2a168a22e24b8d7"
"netbsd" is "NetBSD > *"
"neutron" is "a neutron walk into a bar and orders a drink, recieving it he begins to search for cash, the bar tender halts his efforts with "No problem, buddy.  For you no charge.""
"new module" is "To write a CPAN module, see perldoc perlnewmod, perlmodstyle, perlmod, perlmodlib"
"newline" is "\n"
"news" is "Perl News Sites are http://perlbuzz.com/ , http://use.perl.org/ , http://perl-speak.org/"
"nfi" is "17:32 < lucs> NO FUCKING IDEA"
"nice" is "leinaD> You guys are a heck of a lot nicer than the people on the php channel."
"nice perlbot" is "  "
"niggers" is "black"
"nip it" is "in the bud!"
"nms" is "Web scripts written by experts - http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/"
"no" is "What are you doing, why are you doing it, and how can I convince you to stop?"
"no Karma for ology" is "sqrt(-1)"
"no help" is "no warnings, no strict == no help"
"no more pasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"no paste" is "Paste here: http://sial.org/pbot/perl"
"no pasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"no thanks" is "Don't thank me, donate to the perl foundation: http://donate.perl-foundation.org/"
"no u" is "An internet meme, indicating defiance or contradiction. It's supposed to be this way, and thus isn't someone being GALACTICALLY STUPID."
"no workie" is "see doesn't work"
"no, 01" is "two bits, and '32-bit' means its internal operators work on 32-bit chunks"
"no, Zoffix" is "Zoffix is cool"
"no, going to yapc" is "so far beth, mofino, yaakov, hobbs. Add yourself if applicable!"
"no, here doc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"no, heredoc" is "look in perldoc perlop, under "Regexp Quote-Like Operators", look for "here-document""
"no, lol" is "LOLLERSKATES"
"no, perlbot" is "a bot."
"nomorepasting" is "Paste here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"non-root" is "use local::lib or read Using CPAN with a non-root account at http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"non-root cpan" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"nonroot" is "see non-root"
"nonroot cpan" is "see non-root cpan"
"nopaste" is "see paste"
"nopasting" is "Paste your code here: http://www.nomorepasting.com"
"norvig" is "http://norvig.com/21-days.html"
"noses" is "(-: wasting bandwidth through noses since 2002 :-)"
"not == not. man mt3" is "dumb, period ... that' too much for you as I can see ^_^"
"not leet" is "http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-06-06"
"not root" is "http://sial.org/howto/perl/life-with-cpan/non-root/"
"not working" is "Look buddy, doesn't work is an ambiguous statement.  Does it sit on the couch all day?  Does it want more money?"
"nouns" is "nouns is Javaland - The Kingdom of Nouns -  http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html - when Object Oriented Programming is done wrong."
"november 17, 1858" is "http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/usenet/julian-day"
"now ubuntu" is "debian with sudo"
"nts" is "Newbie Talking Syndrome, where people type constantly on the channel for no purpose other than to shout I am HERE! or when your right pinky does all the work. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth. People suffering from it don't realise they have it, even if you mention this factoid"
"nude lesbian gladiators" is "the best porn available."
"nuke" is "for choking down cocks"
"number" is "I'm not a number, I'm a free womble!"
"obfuscation" is "c"
"objectivism" is "Objectivism, Ayn Rand's Libertarian Philosophy - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectivism_(Ayn_Rand)"
"objects" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture3/ , http://perldoc.perl.org/perlboot.html , http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html , http://perldoc.perl.org/perlobj.html"
"oblio" is "no more! long live!"
"oblio define bl" is " bl \Bee-el\, n. [From {Bad Langauage}.] Computer language whose main purpose seems to have been to crash, esp. IRC bots."
"octocat" is "http://markelikalderon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/octocat.png"
"octophant" is "some kind of wonderful robotic man"
"ofer0" is "ofer"
"oh fuck you" is "fuck you too cuntneck!"
"oh yeah, and mine" is "actually readable source"
"oink" is "http://failblog.org/2008/09/25/police-fail-2/"
"old topic" is "Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805  GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway."
"old topic HACK" is "Don't paste here, use http://p3m.org/pfn/perl :: FAQ at http://xrl.us/v67e :: See also: #perlcafe #cpan #perl6 #pound-perl.pm :: 091805  GumbyBRAIN> I eat late at night, and after getting off so easily... :: GumbyBRAIN> Like is not known in norway."
"ology" is "a really cool perl hacker"
"omfg" is "I can't believe you did that..."
"omfgwtfstfu" is "ETOOMANYSEXX"
"omg" is "omg wtf bbq"
"omgness" is "short for oh my goodness; see omg"
"one liner" is "docs and example of perl one liners: http://sial.org/howto/perl/one-liner/"
"one thing i did was turn nonblocking off" is "buubot?"
"oo" is "for Object Oriented programming see perldoc perlboot, perltoot, perltooc, perlbot, perlobj, perlmod, perlmodlib, perlmodstyle, perlnewmod, -f bless, -f package and http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=519389"
"ood" is "out of date"
"oogy" is " i'm gayer than xtat"
"open" is "perldoc -f open, perldoc perlopentut or perldoc perlipc"
"open source" is "I think you mean open sores"
"openbsd" is "OpenBSD - Only one remote hole in the default install, in more than 8 years (without SSH)!"
"opencyc" is "www.opencyc.org, a general knowledge base and commonsense reasoning engine"
"openfly" is " you are just being a dick on irc"
"ops" is "thrig paladin kitchen bod rindolf Chris62vw khisanth tybalt89 simcop2387 sili tag BinGOs beth mst f00li5h"
"ops ## ban farnsworth he" is "spamming error messages."
"optimisation" is "see optimization"
"optimization" is ""What is faster? X or Y?" - see http://xrl.us/ondzx"
"optional module" is "http://sial.org/blog/2006/12/optional_perl_module_loading.html"
"oracle" is "http://www.oracle.com/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_database, http://oracle-wtf.blogspot.com/. That or the Delphi Oracle or NP-Complete Oracles."
"ordered hash" is "get your ordered hash: Tie::IxHash or Tie::OrderedHash. better yet, use a frickin array."
"orgasms" is "watch out for buu... and his mess..."
"orinoco" is "a south american river, 1500 miles long"
"orly" is "yarly"
"orm" is "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object-relational_mapping, see DBIx::Class, Rose::DB::Object"
"oswd" is "Open Source Web Design - http://www.oswd.org/"
"other regex" is "Don't come here asking us about non-Perl regex questions because we will try our hardest to give you a Perl-only solution."
"otoh" is "on the other hand"
"ouah" is "ho le maichan trolleur"
"our" is "An "our" declares the listed variables to be valid globals within the enclosing block, file, or "eval"."
"overhyped" is "Overhyped Prototypes - http://library.n0i.net/programming/perl/articles/fm_prototypes/"
"ovid" is "Ovid is either Curtis "Ovid" Poe ( http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/ ) or the CPAN->RPM Gateway - http://search.cpan.org/dist/Ovid/. That or the ancient Roman dude."
"ovid's cgi course" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/"
"ovid's cgi tutorial" is "http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/index.html"
"owner" is "Chris62vw owns me in various positions."
"ozy and millie" is "http://www.ozyandmillie.org/"
"p6" is "a patchset to make perl5 maintainable"
"p6ge" is "perl 6 grammar engine"
"p6l" is "perl6-language@perl.org"
"pDC" is "Perl Dreamer's Association of associated thoughts and references that are usually puzzling and always genius for the solving of complex problems in the language of thy camel our lord as spoken by WebGUI the savior of all things cool"
"padawan" is "Apprentice Jedi"
"pam" is "a login manager :)"
"paotzu" is "a coprophagic zoofile from outer space. In his spare time he climaxes old ladies."
"parallel" is "poe.perl.org, Parallel::ForkManager and some other things"
"paris" is "Yeah I Did her. It was me in the video"
"parrot" is "http://www.parrotcode.org/"
"parse html" is "Don't even THINK about using regular expressions; to parse HTML go to http://search.cpan.org/search?query=parse+html&mode=module"
"paste" is "Paste your code to http://sial.org/pbot/perl http://erxz.com/pb or http://p3m.org/pfn/perl and #Perl will be able to view it."
"paste in the channel" is "403 Forbidden"
"pastebin" is "(see paste)"
"pastebot" is "http://search.cpan.org/~rcaputo/Bot-Pastebot-0.52/"
"pastebot project" is "Hey, we could use some help!  Check out: http://sf.net/projects/pastebot/"
"pasted" is "pasted"
"pasted "WHY USE LISP!?  C" is "FASTAR?!?!?" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/50979"
"patience" is "The people who help here are volunteers. Your attitude will determine how politely you are helped."
"pattern" is " Helping pattern was a thoroughly unpleasant experience that I would not want to repeat.  I would like that half hour of my life back."
"pause recent" is "ftp://pause.perl.org/pub/PAUSE/authors/id/"
"pbml" is "Perl Basics Mailing List - http://oakland.pm.org/mailinglists/pbml_faq.html"
"pbotutil" is "pbotutil: http://sial.org/code/perl/scripts/pbotutil.pl"
"pbp" is "Perl Best Practices by Damian. http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/perlbp/"
"pbride" is "The Princess Bride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride_(film) - only the best film ever."
"pdpc" is "Peer-Directed Projects Center - http://freenode.net/pdpc.shtml"
"pearl" is "see perl"
"pebcak" is "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard"
"pebkac" is "problem exists between keyboard and chair"
"penis" is "hey spaceboy!"
"penis  >  simcop2387 | q[ender]: but then i'll be  called  simcop2387 | perlbot BTS  >  simcop2387 | perlbot help  >  simcop2387 | psypete  slaps  simcop2387 | what" is "simcop2387 | I  blame  simcop2387 | You  suck  simcop2387 | my account name  is  simcop2387 | thanks, I  have  simcop2387 | elisabeth  ==  simcop2387 | Khisanth  smacks  simcop2387 | Khisanth  slaps  simcop2387 | Elisabeth  love  simcop2387"
"peppe" is "peppe e' phicko e fuffoso"
"perbot: I only listen" is "Dazbot do"
"performance" is "if your question begins with "is there a performance boost from ..." the answer is no, there is not, ever. write good clean code first, then if performance becomes an issue"
"perl" is "It's Perl (for the language) or perl (for the interpreter) but NEVER 'PERL'!"
"perl 6 critique" is "rindolf's Perl6 critique: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339 -- but be sure to read at least this comment too: http://freshmeat.net/articles/view/1339#comment-32746"
"perl \is not python" is " it's just pining!"
"perl begin" is "The Perl Beginners' Site - http://perl-begin.org/"
"perl broken" is "Do you REALLY think that the language is broken?  That a language and implementation that's been around for over 10 years is broken, and wrong?  Instead of someone who's just getting started with Perl?  What are the chances?"
"perl for newbies" is "http://www.shlomifish.org/lecture/Perl/Newbies/"
"perl for the insane" is "Yaakov, you can read the camel like everyone else"
"perl help" is "Ask forth your question to the all-knowing #perl and we shall bestow upon you the answer of correctitude."
"perl jobs" is "http://jobs.perl.org"
"perl like c" is "< Yaakov> perl is very idiomatic.  Your C experience will only help you with general principles.  If you use your style and structure experience from C with perl, you will make an awful mess. [...] A hammer and a screwdriver both install fasteners, but if you only know one, you are going to do pretty poorly with the other."
"perl meme" is "http://www.perlmeme.org/"
"perl null" is "null is spelled 'undef' i